Michael‌‌was‌‌a‌‌regular‌‌guy,‌‌every‌‌day‌‌he‌‌would‌‌wake‌‌up‌‌and‌‌wish‌‌he‌‌had‌‌never‌‌woken‌‌  

up‌‌as‌‌he‌‌really‌‌hated‌‌his‌‌life‌‌because‌‌he‌‌had‌‌no‌‌friends‌‌and‌‌he‌‌didn't‌‌have‌‌a‌‌good‌‌job‌‌as‌‌  
he‌‌worked‌‌as‌‌a‌‌c leaner.‌‌By‌‌the‌‌way,‌‌he‌‌lived‌‌in‌‌Russia,‌‌but‌‌in‌‌a‌‌v ery‌‌bad‌‌place‌‌in‌‌the‌‌  
middle‌‌of‌‌nowhere‌‌s o‌‌he‌‌was‌‌not‌‌paid‌‌well.‌‌So‌‌he‌‌decided‌‌to‌‌go‌‌to‌‌G eorgy’s‌‌c leaner‌‌  
revolution‌‌party‌‌because‌‌he‌‌thought‌‌that‌‌going‌‌would‌‌m ake‌‌him‌‌feel‌‌better.‌‌When‌‌he‌‌  
arrived,‌‌he‌‌s at‌‌down‌‌and‌‌s tarted‌‌to‌‌eat‌‌c ake.‌‌As‌‌a‌‌result‌‌of‌‌his‌‌utter‌‌s tupidity,‌‌he‌‌did‌‌not‌‌  
even‌‌s ay‌‌hello.‌‌G osha,‌‌one‌‌of‌‌the‌‌guys‌‌who‌‌attended‌‌the‌‌party‌‌s aid.‌‌Bro,‌‌wai‌‌y a‌‌not‌‌  
sayin’‌‌halo.‌‌G risha‌‌s aid‌‌hello‌‌as‌‌fast‌‌as‌‌he‌‌c ould‌‌to‌‌avoid‌‌c onflict.‌‌He‌‌then‌‌c ontinued‌‌  
eating‌‌c ake.‌‌He‌‌s tumbled‌‌upon‌‌a‌‌hair‌‌but‌‌s wallowed‌‌it‌‌because‌‌he‌‌was‌‌too‌‌lazy‌‌to‌‌take‌‌it‌‌  
out‌‌of‌‌his‌‌m outh.‌‌What‌‌he‌‌did‌‌not‌‌k now‌‌was‌‌that‌‌this‌‌hair‌‌was‌‌gonna‌‌c hange‌‌his‌‌life‌‌  
forever.‌‌He‌‌then‌‌felt‌‌funny‌‌and‌‌excused‌‌himself‌‌with‌‌a‌‌“‌‌I‌‌don’t‌‌like‌‌y our‌‌party,‌‌I'm‌‌gonna‌‌  
head‌‌home”.‌  ‌
Michael‌‌was‌‌bald,‌‌however‌‌that‌‌c hanged‌‌in‌‌a‌‌s econd.‌‌The‌‌hair‌‌he‌‌ate‌‌a‌‌while‌‌ago‌‌  
started‌‌provoking‌‌a‌‌v ery‌‌weird‌‌reaction‌‌in‌‌which‌‌his‌‌body‌‌s tarted‌‌to‌‌produce‌‌hair‌‌faster‌‌  
than‌‌an‌‌ant‌‌dies‌‌when‌‌y ou‌‌s tep‌‌on‌‌it.‌‌He‌‌thought‌‌that‌‌he‌‌was‌‌drunk‌‌and‌‌was‌‌just‌‌  
hallucinating‌ ‌s o‌‌he‌‌returned‌‌home‌‌and‌‌went‌‌to‌‌s leep.‌‌The‌‌next‌‌day,‌‌he‌‌woke‌‌up‌‌with‌‌  
more‌‌hair‌‌that‌‌he‌‌c ould‌‌have‌‌imagined.‌‌He‌‌s tarted‌‌freaking‌‌out‌‌and‌‌s houting.‌‌But‌‌after‌‌all‌‌  
he‌‌preferred‌‌having‌‌that‌‌long‌‌and‌‌s oft‌‌m ane‌‌s o‌‌he‌‌did‌‌nothing.‌‌Days‌‌were‌‌passing‌‌and‌‌  
his‌‌hair‌‌was‌‌growing‌‌v ery‌‌fast‌‌but‌‌he‌‌had‌‌always‌‌dreamed‌‌of‌‌having‌‌long‌‌hair.‌‌He‌‌s at‌‌  
down‌‌on‌‌the‌‌c ouch‌‌to‌‌s ee‌‌if‌‌he‌‌c ould‌‌c alm‌‌down.‌‌O n‌‌TV‌‌the‌‌news‌‌were‌‌on,‌‌that‌‌day,‌‌the‌‌  
periodist‌‌was‌‌announcing‌‌that‌‌near‌‌where‌‌he‌‌lived‌‌a‌‌house‌‌was‌‌on‌‌fire‌‌and‌‌the‌‌worst‌‌  
part‌‌was‌‌that‌‌a‌‌family‌‌was‌‌in‌‌it.‌‌M ichael‌‌was‌‌v ery‌‌c urious‌‌about‌‌it‌‌s o‌‌he‌‌went‌‌to‌‌the‌‌place‌‌  
where‌‌it‌‌all‌‌took‌‌place.‌‌For‌‌his‌‌s urprise‌‌it‌‌was‌‌all‌‌true.‌‌He‌‌remembered‌‌that‌‌in‌‌the‌‌news‌‌  
they‌‌s aid‌‌that‌‌the‌‌firefighters‌‌would‌‌not‌‌be‌‌able‌‌to‌‌arrive‌‌on‌‌time‌‌s o‌‌M ichael‌‌decided‌‌to‌‌  
enter‌‌in‌‌action‌‌even‌‌though‌‌he‌‌didn’t‌‌have‌‌enough‌‌resources‌‌to‌‌do‌‌it.‌‌All‌‌of‌‌the‌‌s udden‌‌  
his‌‌hair‌‌s tarted‌‌to‌‌m ove.‌‌ТHe‌‌end‌  ‌