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Letters 4
Aged Salami by Rolando Mérida 8
Pastor Shaftmeister 15
Resistance is Fer
ertile
tile 20
Shower with Grandpa by Joseph 26
Dad’s White Briefs 32
Blackout by Ian Hanks 36
Dad’s Bedtime Tales 12 42
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4 • Letters
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Letters • 5
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6 • Letters
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Letters • 7
8 • Aged Salami
I wonder why the other guys were
Yes, sir! laughing at me. Don’t know why
they hate to deliver to this address.
¡Sí, señor!
Me pregunto de qué se reían los
demás. No sé por qué a nadie le
gusta repartir a esta dirección.
Hey,
rookie! Take this
to Old Man Banks!
¡Tú, novato! ¡Entrega
esto al viejo Bronco!
…Your
hot tasty
pizza!
…¡Su rica
pizza
caliente!
Aged Salami • 9
Sure, boy! I’ll go Several minutes passed by. Ernie
get my wallet. Ya was now a bit nervous.
know, I was a little Varios minutos pasaron. Neto se
busy. estaba poniendo nervioso.
¡Claro, chico!
Iré por mi
cartera. Como
ves, estaba
algo
ocu-
pado.
What’s
that noise?
¿Qué es ese
ruido?
Sir! Are you OK? Sir!
Señor, ¿está Ud. bien?
¡Señor!
Mr. Banks…
and his… what
a big piece of MEAT!
El Sr. Bronco… y
su… ¡Qué trozote de
CARNE!
Please
feed me!
Mmm… Gimme
more cock!
¡Denme más
verga!
Yeah,
suck those
cocks!
¡Eso, chúpalos!
10 • Aged Salami
Who…? Oh, dear! I forgot again!
Sorry, you weren’t meant to see
this!
¿Quién…? Por Dios, ¡lo
olvidé otra vez!
¡Disculpa, no tenías
que ver todo esto!
Meat… Sweat…
Carne… Sudor…
Aged Salami • 11
Oh yeah!
You want
I guess we can forget the remote for a while! this! Come
¡Creo que podemos olvidarnos del remoto por un rato! here, boy!
¡Así que
quieres de
esto! Vente,
chamaco…
Humm… salty!
Mmm…
¡Saladito!
Aged Salami • 13
Your little oven is making my meat
explooode! It’s gonna make a mess
up inside you!!
¡Tu hornito va a hacer estallar mi
chorizo! ¡Se va a hacer
un desmadre ahí
adentro!!
Do
it, Mr. Banks!
POP INSIDE OF
ME!
¡Hágalo, Sr. Bronco!
¡EXPLOTE
ADENTRO!
One
every
day!
¡Un
día sí,
el otro
también!
14 • Aged Salami
Pastor Shaftmeister
Why do I feel this way? I am so confused. I don’t understand why I
have such intense carnal feelings during Pastor Shaftmeister’s Young
Men’s Guidance Meetings.
“Good work,” Pastor Shaftmeister tells us young men as he leads us
into the small basement classroom in the church. “I’m proud of you
young men, taking time this Lord’s Day, going door to door, spreading
the wonderful true gospel of Jesus Christ.”
We put away our satchels, now empty of the pocket Bibles we deliv-
ered in the hot sun this afternoon. Sweat is still dripping down our
foreheads and cheeks.
I like Pastor Shaftmeister. He is such a hands-on man of God. He
genuinely cares for his congregation … on a very personal level. Dad
and Mom took us to quite a few churches before we settled here at
Christ is Savior True Bible Church. Dad insisted on finding a pastor
who truly believed literally in every chapter, every paragraph, every
single word in the Bible. The first Sunday we attended Christ is Savior
Bible Church and heard Pastor Shaftmeister expound on the Word
of God, Dad looked at me and nodded. “This man is a true believer,”
he whispered to me.
“Since it is so hot today, boys, you can remove your shirts and hang
them up,” Pastor Shaftmeister tells us. It feels good to get out of my
sticky white dress shirt. The basement room instantly feels ten degrees
cooler only wearing my t-shirt.
“What about our hot dress slacks?” Corky asks. We all laugh, even
Pastor Shaftmeister.
“I don’t see why not, boys,” Pastor tells us after thinking about it for
a brief minute. “There are no females around. Sure, if you are still
too hot, you can remove your trousers.”
We sit in a circle facing Pastor Shaftmeister. One thing I admire
about him is that he never asks us to do something he wouldn’t do
himself. He is so honest that way. He has his white shirt off. I wonder
if the other boys are so intrigued by his big arm muscles and the way
I can make out his large, hard nipples underneath his taut tank top.
The Pastor has also taken off his dress slacks. I wonder if the other
boys find his strong legs so intriguing. And that noticeable mound
between his legs; I don’t understand why I keep looking at it. Pastor
Shaftmeister’s briefs are not new … oh, no, not at all. They are very
Pastor Shaftmeister • 15
worn, so thin, in fact, that when I stare too long, I can see the veins
on his … oh, Jesus, forgive me.
The pastor holds up his leather Bible.
“This my boys is the eternal word of God,” he tells us. “And today
you have done great things handing it out. Think of it like seed you are
sowing. Someday, maybe even this very minute, someone is reading
the blessed scripture you handed them this very day and is going to
find eternal salvation!”
I like the way Pastor Shaftmeister encourages us. I feel so blessed
knowing that my hard work and sacrifice is helping someone. It helps
me keep from staring at his man parts.
“I’m sure you boys are aware that when you go out into the world to
spread the Gospel, Satan is going to do his best to tempt you, to make
you sin, to make you fall and betray the Lord Jesus Christ!” Pastor
Shaftmeister admonishes us. “Just like soldiers going to war, the only
way to stay pure and true to this,” he says, pounding his fist into his
Bible, “is to train and train and train. Our best weapon against the
devil is God’s love for us and to keep this,” he says pointing to his head,
“sharp and focused on Him. Keep your mind pure and focused on Jesus
and nothing will be able to stop you, not even the devil himself!”
“Amen,” we all respond in chorus. I feel better already. I feel my
carnal desires abating. I can feel them abating inside my briefs. I
breathe a sigh of relief. I was worried a short time ago that my brothers
in Christ were noticing that my mind was not focusing 100% on Christ.
I was afraid that my distractions were getting too evident.
Pastor Shaftmeister is praying. I close my eyes and listen to his firm
words. I peek my eyes open to check myself, to make sure my man
parts are in remission. They aren’t completely calm, but calm enough
not to distract any of the others. I can breathe calmly now.
“Thank you, Jesus. Amen,” Pastor Shaftmeister calls out as he
finishes his prayer. “Now young men, what do you think is the best
way to train your mind for the Lord?”
“To read and study the Bible?” Lester asks.
“Yes … but soldiers do more than read and study their manuals,”
Pastor Shaftmeister tells us.
“Practice our faith?” I ask.
“Yes, that’s good,” Pastor Shaftmeister says. “But we also need to
train physically and mentally. Just like a soldier goes through tough,
physical, challenging exercises, we need to do the same. And the
16 • Pastor Shaftmeister
next thing I am going to tell you boys is difficult for me. It’s diff icult
because some of you will fail. Maybe all of you will fail. But … don’t
let that discourage you. If you fail, you tell the devil to get behind you,
you recommit yourself to Christ and try again, and again.”
I’m not sure what he’s talking about. I look around. The other boys
aren’t sure either.
“I know you hear me tell the congregation to not put yourself in situ-
ations where you are tempted. If you are an alcoholic, you don’t go
into a bar. But as you boys go on your missions, spreading the Word
of God you are going to be putting yourself in situations where you
are sorely tempted. When the devil sees you handing out God’s Word,
he is going to do everything in his power to make you stumble.
“So you need to learn to resist temptation. And the way to do this
very similar to lifting weights. You confront temptation and resist it.
Once you’ve mastered that temptation, you confront a stronger temp-
tation until you’ve mastered that. Over time your resistance grows
stronger and stronger until you are able to withstand anything the
devil throws in your path.”
That makes sense. I understand that. But I’m not real comfortable
with the way Pastor Shaftmeister is looking directly at me.
“Stacey,” he calls my name. “Stand up, boy.”
I stand up and put my Bible down on my chair. I feel funny standing
in my underwear in front of everyone.
“Stacey, what is your temptation?” Pastor Shaftmeister asks me.
“Hip hop?” I reply not sure if that is the right answer.
Pastor Shaftmeister shakes his head. He spreads his legs slightly
apart, and I can’t help it, I’m looking between his legs again.
“Now, boys,” Pastor Shaftmeister tells the other boys looking at
each one in turn. “I’m not saying any of this for you to make fun of
Stacey. We all have our own weakness. We are in spiritual warfare
training here. Just like in the military, what happens in this special
classroom is highly classif ied. Just as if you were guarding a CIA top
secret, you are not to mention anything that happens in our training.
Understood?”
We all nod our heads diligently.
“Look at Stacey,” Pastor Shaftmeister tells the boys. “Study his body.
Look at where his eyes are. Can anyone tell me what your brother’s
weakness is? What the devil might tempt him with?”
Pastor Shaftmeister • 17
Oh, no. I can see too much of Pastor Shaftmeister! Through his
threadbare briefs and the way he has his thighs spread and the way
he’s leaning ever so slightly back, I can see everything! I look down
at myself and I am so embarrassed! I am obscenely tented out! Why
did I ever take off my trousers like the other boys?
“Uh, he, uh has homos-e-x-u-a-l tendencies?” Lester asks. Corky
and Taylor snicker.
“Now, boys. Lester is right, but it’s no reason to laugh,” Pastor
Shaftmeister says. “We all have our weaknesses,” he explains. “It is
our Christian duty to help Stacey, to strengthen him spiritually so he
can resist his homosexual tendencies.”
My face is red with embarrassment. As much as I try, I can’t squelch
my excitement. Lust boils up inside my loins so much that my organ
lengthens and the tip pokes out the side of my briefs.
“Hold your hands behind your back, Stacey,” Pastor Shaftmeister
instructs me. “The key to temptation resistance training is to learn
where your limits are. Once you know what your limits are, you can
strengthen your resolve until you are able to conquer your limits.
Then you try to resist something harder. Today, we’re going to help
Stacey find where his limits are.”
I don’t like the sound of that.
“We are going to test Stacey’s homosexual tendencies so he knows
what his limits are. First, I want each of you boys to take off your
undershirts and spread your legs so Stacey can see up your legs.
There, now let’s see if Stacey and keep from yielding to his f lesh. Keep
your hands behind you Stacey. Pray to the Lord and strengthen your
resolve,” Pastor Shaftmeister instructs me.
It is so hard keeping my hands behind me. Corky’s privates are so
thick inside his white briefs. And Lester is wearing loose boxers. When
he leans back I can look up his shorts and see the tip of his private
member. I manage to keep my hands behind me, but my erection
keeps growing and exposing more of my contemptible weakness.
“You’re doing good, Stacey. Let’s take his training to the next level,
men. Remove your briefs and let’s see if he can resist our nakedness,”
Pastor Shaftmeister instructs the other boys.
My hands twitch and I have to struggle to keep them from flying in
front of me. I so want to touch myself. I’ve worked hard and haven’t
touched myself down there for an entire week!
18 • Pastor Shaftmeister
“Stacey is doing very nicely,” Pastor Shaftmeister tells the other boys.
“Now we know that if he is confronted with a naked man while going
door to door, he will be able to resist that temptation. Take hold of
your penises, boys. I know none of you have his weakness, so there
is nothing wrong using your body to test him. We are doing this for
Christ. Remember that. Take hold of your penises and make them
hard. In the future, Stacey is bound to encounter a man who tries to
entice our brother with a big erection. We need to make sure Stacey
can resist such temptation.”
Pastor Shaftmeister’s dick is hard by the time he’s done talking. I
can barely keep my hands behind me any longer. My dick is spewing
clear fluid. It’s oozing out my tip and drooling down the entire length
of my shaft.
I look around me and see the other boys are as fully erect as Pastor
Shaftmeister. Corky has his foreskin pulled down over his plump,
moist glans. In the warm, cramped basement room, I can smell the
musky scents as they waft into the air.
“I … I can’t stand anymore, Pastor Shaftmeister,” I plead. “I have
to kneel down to resist!”
“Go ahead, son,” he tells me. “Whatever happens, don’t let the devil
win!” he exhorts me.
I kneel down. I should close my eyes, but I can’t. Pastor Shaftmeister
stands up and motions the other boys to follow his lead. He walks up
to me and my face is surrounded by a forest of tempting erections. I
can’t resist any longer. My hands fly free and clutch my erection. I
latch my lips onto Pastor Shaftmeister’s cock. Before he can pull back
I swallow it all the way down my throat.
Pastor Shaftmeister’s cock pulses. His hips buck and he lets out a
moan. I taste his seed pouring down my throat. My testicles explode,
spewing my emission all over the f loor.
“Ahh, praise be to Jesus,” Pastor Shaftmeister moans. “Praise be to
Jesus.” I feel wads from the other boys pelting my body.
“Good,” Pastor Shaftmeister gasps. “Now we know the limits of
Stacey’s resistance to temptation. We have a starting point to work
from. This week, I want you to reflect on this, Stacey,” he tells me.
“Pray diligently to the Lord this week and next Sunday we’ll test your
strength again. I’m sure that you’ll be able to resist more next week,”
Pastor Shaftmeister tells me.
Pastor Shaftmeister • 19
Resistance is Fertile
I’m sure you’ve heard the phrase, resistance is futile. I was pleas-
antly tickled when I heard Pastor Shaftmeister proclaim, “Resistance
is Fertile,” during Sunday morning services. That’s one of the things
I admired about him. He had a way of taking common expressions
and turning them around.
I fervently believe that we are in the end times. Our Lord and Savior
Jesus Christ is about to return to earth any day now. More than ever
it is vital that all fathers make sure their families are in the loving
care of a Bible-believing pastor like Pastor Shaftmeister at Christ is
Savior True Bible Church.
Human society is exceedingly depraved. If I told you even a quarter
of the wicked, sinful, dastardly things that men and women do in these
end times, you would truly be horrified. It’s all a Bible-believing father
can do to protect his family from the devil these days.
I thank the Lord Jesus for leading me to Pastor Shaftmeister. One
of the integral lessons he’s taught me is to use resistance as a fertile
ground to develop discipline and strength to resist the temptations of
the devil. I used to believe that the best way to resist temptation was
to flee from it. Oh, no. That does not work at all in the end. You just
end up being weaker and weaker to overcome it because you never
learn to confront temptation and build up resistance to it.
My biggest failing in life was being faithful to my wife. Over and
over I kept stumbling and succumbing to the wily ways of the devil
and ended up cheating on my wife. I tried fleeing from tempting
situations, but the more I ran away from them, the weaker I became
to resist them.
Several months after finding Pastor Shaftmeister I got the courage
to confide in him about my weakness. I was surprised at his sugges-
tion. “Connor,” he told me. “You need to put yourself in the path of
temptation. You need to learn where you are weakest when it comes
to resisting the temptations of an adulteress. At f irst you won’t be able
to resist, but when you fail, reflect on what seduced you and build up
your resistance to that seduction. Keep practicing, and over time you
will develop the strength to deflect the charms of any woman.”
I was so grateful when he and his wife offered to help me build
up my resistance. The first afternoon I went to their parsonage for
resistance training, I barely lasted fifteen minutes before I had to
ravish the poor pastor’s wife. I admired his resolve and fortitude at
20 • Resistance is Fertile
sacrificing his lovely wife to build up my resistance. After two months
of steady practice, I overcame my weakness and developed the inner
spiritual strength to resist my urges to plunge my manhood into her
velvety nether parts. Even when Pastor Shaftmeister stripped and
mounted his wife in plain view of me, I was able to resist tearing off
my clothes and losing my sanity. Praise be to Jesus! I’ve been faithful
to my wife ever since.
Imagine my surprise when Pastor Shaftmeister took me aside
several months ago and told me in private, “I think your son may
have homos-e-x-u-a-l tendencies.”
“Casey?” I asked, dumfounded.
Pastor Shaftmeister nodded sorrowfully.
“What do we do?” I asked.
“First, you need to ascertain for sure that my intuition is correct,”
he told me.
“How do I do that?” I asked.
“When you and your son are alone, see how he reacts when he sees
you partially or totally unclothed,” he suggested.
“Oh?” I said.
“For example, take a shower and then walk around with just a towel.
See if your son takes a special interest in you. If he is wearing light
clothing, see if there is any noticeable swelling in his privates. See if
he looks at you furtively or follows you around or makes excuses to
be near you,” Pastor Shaftmeister counseled.
That very afternoon my wife had to be gone for a special Women’s
Bible Conference at church, so I immediately put my son to the test.
He was working at the kitchen table studying and memorizing the
Bible verses from Sunday School. Each Sunday he had to memorize
at least twenty verses by evening, otherwise there was no supper for
him.
I took a quick shower, dried and wrapped a damp towel around
my midriff. At first I used a dry towel but found that a damp towel
was much more revealing.
My Casey’s eyes were fastened to my midriff seconds after I posi-
tioned myself at the sink.
“How’s it going, son?” I asked, pointing to his Bible.
“Almost done, Dad,” he said.
Resistance is Fertile • 21
I knew Pastor Shaftmeister was right about my son’s tendencies.
When I took his Bible and made him recite his verses, he stumbled
and had great diff iculty recalling them.
To be hundred percent sure, I casually let the towel peel open enough
so that he could see the head of my cock. When that happened, his
concentration vanished and he couldn’t recall a single verse.
I went to my study and called Pastor Shaftmeister to relate my
findings and devise a plan of attack to cure my son of his homosexual
tendencies.
Most fathers and pastors would have given up and tried to hide from
the challenge. I thank the Lord Jesus Christ that Pastor Shaftmeister
was not one to shrink from the truth. Of all the men of God I know,
he was the only one I trusted to meet evil face on and defeat it.
“Just like my wife and I were able to help you build up your resis-
tance to temptation, you need to enable your son to overcome his
weakness,” Pastor Shaftmeister counseled me. “The first thing you
need to do is to find out just how weak your son is. At what point does
his resistance fail. Does he succumb to temptation after just seeing
your naked body? Does it take more for his homosexual depravities
to surface? If he sees you masturbating, is that what will make him
capitulate? Does it take him actually touching your privates? Maybe
putting them in his mouth?”
I listened dutifully to my pastor’s every word. It made so much
sense. Just like he and his wife took me step by step through my
weakness, building up my resistance along the way until I was able
to resist anything she could offer, I had to start working with my boy,
probing where his inner strength was when it came to overcoming
his tendencies.
My son and I have been through a lot the last three months. I
confess that progress has been slow, but at least it’s been steady. Pastor
Shaftmeister’s guidance has been invaluable. I had no idea of the
depravity that existed among homosexuals. He showed me literature,
magazines, photos, videos of the lurid behavior my son was bound to
encounter. The only way my son was going to master his body was to
confront each of these depraved practices and learn to resist them.
That first Sunday afternoon when I exposed myself to my son, he
went to his bedroom fifteen minutes later. I knew what he was doing
and prayed to Jesus for the strength to follow through on Pastor
Shaftmeister’s counsel.
22 • Resistance is Fertile
I prayed for a while and then opened my son’s door without knocking.
Just as Pastor Shaftmeister had warned me, my son was naked on his
bed, toying with an erection that rivaled mine!
“Casey!” I cried out. “What are you doing?” I was so distraught my
arms f lailed and my towel fell to the ground. I was completely naked
in front of my son.
“Dad!” Casey cried back. I thought he would stop, but instead he
kept right on masturbating, his eyes glued to my nakedness. “Dad! I’m
cumming! I’m cumming!” he cried, as if it was something I should be
happy to see. At that moment I knew I had my work cut out for me.
He lay there panting, his white, sticky seed f lowing over his belly.
“Son,” I said, walking up to his bed and sitting beside me. “I’m not
here to judge,” I told him. “I have weaknesses, too. But this is not
something that our Lord and Savior wants you to do,” I told him as I
pointed to his erection and the puddles of semen on his belly.
My boy looked ashamed. “I know, Dad,” he told me. “I just can’t help
it. I see you naked and I get so excited I can’t stop!” he confessed.
“That’s how you feel now, son,” I told him. “But we can work on
this together.”
“How, Dad?” he asked.
“I’ll go around naked more often. I won’t even wear a towel. Of
course I can only do this when we are alone. When you see me naked
and want to violate yourself, try and resist. Pray to Jesus for strength.
When you can go an afternoon with me naked without succumbing
to your carnal desires, then I’ll test you another way. Together we’ll
work and build up your resistance to this temptation.”
Casey looked at me, not sure how to process what I was telling him.
But he was eager to work with me.
It took a month of naked Sunday afternoons before my son was
able to see me naked without having to masturbate. I kept Pastor
Shaftmeister informed of our progress. Pastor Shaftmeister recom-
mended that the next test be masturbating in front of my son. We
worked two weeks on that. The third test was rubbing my erection
in his face and forcing it down his mouth.
The first time I did that, my son Casey exploded and spewed a
violent spray of semen without even touching himself. I guess the
fact that his soft, tight, wet, warm throat coaxed an orgasm out of
my testicles didn’t help.
Resistance is Fertile • 23
We worked three weeks on that test before my son was able to suck
a hefty load out of my testicles without feeling the urge to masturbate.
His cock still got exceedingly hard and throbbed. Even spit a bit of
precum when he tasted my load coursing down his throat, but he was
able to refrain from touching his member and relieving it.
That night during my nightly devotion, I praised God for the strength
he was giving my son. I asked for humility to accept the length of
time it was taking to train my son to the point where he could resist
all homosexual temptations. And I prayed for courage to undertake
the next challenge.
“First play with his anus,” Pastor Shaftmeister explained earlier
that week. “You can use your fingertips at first. Then see how he
reacts when you put your tongue on it. You’ll need to get it very wet
and slippery. From what I’ve read and seen, many homosexuals use
a lubricant.” He even was so thoughtful to hand me a small container
he’d acquired during his inner city mission work with these depraved
men.
“What if I can’t get an erection?” I asked.
“Ask the Lord Jesus Christ for strength,” he told me. “I’m sure he
will answer your prayers. What about when your son had your penis
in his mouth. You were able to get an erection then, right?”
“Most of the … well, yes, all of the time,” I told him.
“And your son no longer has the urge to masturbate when he does
that, right?” Pastor Shaftmeister asked.
“Yes, he doesn’t even touch himself anymore,” I said.
“Good, then have him do that to you while you prepare his anus. Then
you can pull your erection out of his mouth and plunge it into his anus.
But be very careful,” Pastor Shaftmeister warned. “A young man’s
anus will be very tight, very enticing. You’ll need to be very diligent
not to enjoy it an end up a pawn in the devil’s hand yourself.”
I have to confess that my son and I are still working on overcoming
his weakness to having my flesh penetrate his buttocks. I never imag-
ined how powerful that depravity could be.
I had him lying on his back and told him to close his eyes. I sat on
my knees on his bed and pulled his buttocks onto my lap. His ankles
rested on my shoulders and I had complete access to his firm, smooth
buttocks. When I touched his quivering anus with my fingertips I saw
his testicles bounce with excitement. His erection trembled. I rubbed
some oil on his anus, and toyed with it.
24 • Resistance is Fertile
“Pray to Jesus,” I exhorted my son. “Ask him for strength to resist,
son!”
Unfortunately, my son grabbed his penis in just a few seconds. I
plunged my finger into his anus and watched in disbelief as he sprayed
his belly with semen.
Two nights later he was able to resist until I began licking his tight,
little hole. The feeling of his anus tightening and shaking when his
orgasm wracked his body left me drained.
We’re finally at the point where I’m able to get my erection all the
way inside him without my Casey succumbing. However, the moment
I start thrusting my hips and driving my erection in and out of his tight
anus, my boy can’t resist. I know he is praying. It’s just frustrating
that we can’t seem to be able to get beyond this temptation.
“Give it a few months,” Pastor Shaftmeister said trying to comfort
me. “This is one of the greatest temptations young men like Casey
have. Keep believing in the power of the cross,” he tells me. “Jesus
always listens to our prayers.”
I believe him. I truly do. I know that someday my son will be able to
resist this temptation. It’s just discouraging at times, that’s all. The only
reason I’m telling any of you this is so that you’ll pray for me, too.
Pastor Shaftmeister is right. A young man’s anus is very tight, very
enticing. I have to confess that I am starting to feel a slight longing
myself. Just the other night, I kept driving my erection deeper and
deeper into my son. He sprayed a luscious cream onto himself. I thought
we were done, but his penis stayed rock hard. And my erection didn’t
soften either, even though when he came I automatically erupted
inside him. His anus gripped my shaft so hard that after a brief rest
I resumed thrusting. I cried out to Jesus to give me the wherewithal
to properly train my son. He came through with a burst of energy.
I was able to keep up my stamina. My son came a second time and
then stopped. At that moment I realized that he was overcoming his
temptation! I kept on pounding his ass until he finally said, “Dad. I’m
OK. You can stop, Dad.”
I thanked the Lord for those words. It was the first time my Casey
had every asked me to stop. It had only taken me three orgasms! I
pulled out my semen soaked cock. “Thank you, Jesus, thank you,” I
whispered as my penis softened.
Resistance is Fertile • 25
My son and I are still working on building up his resolve, but I am
beginning to see progress on this last temptation. A few more months
and Lord willing, my son will be cured!
Morning, Luv!
Sleep well?
Er … what … is the
water like?
Blackout • 37
Why’z ya lookin’ so scared?
Ain’t gonna do anything
to ya …
Don’t be
shy.
That’s my
boy! Uhu!
Sweet lil’ white I like
pup! that!
38 • Blackout
Couldn’t I get some You sure like your
more like right now? black drills!
Haha!
Go on, stick
it in!
Fuck me with your big,
black cock, man!
Blackout • 39
Like how I fuck that tight
boy pussy, son?
Pretty white boy! Best ho’ I’z
been fucking for ages!
Oh, yes!
Sweet boy-
pussy’z all greasy
’n wet now!!!
Go!
Go! It’s so Fuck,
good! yes!
40 •Blackout
Been my
pleasure. You go and take a shower
Wish I could now. Time for you to get
have this going.
every day! Want some coffee or
anything?!
What’s that
look on Dad’s
face?
Why is Uncle
Tad looking at
Donny’s crotch
like that?
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When I got there, the big rolling door was up and the bus was
parked inside. I stuck my head in and called out, “Mr. Halverson?
Are you in here?”
A door at the back opened up. It must have been the bathroom,
because Mr. Halverson came out pulling up his zipper. “Hey, Davey,”
he said. “I didn’t expect a visit so soon.”
I explained that I was really interested, and Mr. H. started showing
me around and explaining all the different things he did. “Wow,” I
said. “I guess you really are busy while I’m in class.”
“Most of the time, yes. But then there are days, like today, when
there’s not all that much to do. I got the bus ready this morning for
the afternoon run.”
“What are you gonna do this afternoon, then?” I asked.
“Different stuff. I’ve got some magazines to read … or I might jerk
off,” he said giving me a funny look. “I bet you do that sometimes,
don’t you, Davey?”
I could feel my face turning red. “Yeah … I guess so,” I replied.
“At your age, I bet you do it a lot.”
Hearing Mr. Halverson talk about jerking off was giving me a hardon,
and he noticed. “Looks like you might be in the mood right now.”
I didn’t know what to say, so I just kind of laughed.
“You ever jerk off with your buddies?” he asked.
I shook my head. It had never even occurred to me to do it with
someone else.
“It’s lots of fun letting another guy play with your dick … and
playing with his.”
By this time, I noticed that Mr. H. had quite a bulge in the crotch
of his pants, too. I looked down at it, then up at his face.
“You wanna give it a try, son?” he asked, grabbing the top of his
zipper.
My mouth went dry. “Oh … um … OK, sure,” I managed to say.
We went back through the door that I thought was the bathroom.
It turned out that it was a little office-type room. There was a desk,
and opposite it, a small couch. Mr. H. pulled off his shirt and pushed
his pants down to his ankles. “Go ahead, Davey. Make yourself
comfortable.”
Once my pants were down and I was shirtless, I joined him on the
couch. Sitting so close to his naked body, I could smell his scent of
sweat, musk, and just a hit of motor oil. It really turned me on.
Back to School • 61
Mr. Halverson put his arm around my shoulders and pulled me
closer to him as he started to stroke his cock. I had never seen a
man’s hard cock before, and my eyes were glued to it. I could feel the
precum starting to bubble up out of my piss slit, and I hadn’t even
touched my cock yet. Mr. H. nodded to my boner, indicating that I
should start jerking off.
I loved sitting there next to him, watching as we both played with
our cocks. I was a little self-conscious that his cock was so much bigger
than mine, but he didn’t seem to mind.
Then he suddenly stood up. I wondered if I had done something
wrong, but before I could ask, he squatted down in front of me. When
he reached out his hand and cupped my balls, I thought I was going
to blow my load right then and there, so I stopped stroking. I still
had about another thirty minutes before lunch period was over, and
I wanted to make it last.
“You have a beautiful dick, Davey,” Mr. H. said in a hoarse whisper.
Then he leaned in and covered my cockhead with his mouth. It felt so
warm and wet. I couldn’t believe how incredibly good it was.
He pulled off long enough to say, “Just relax and let me take care
of everything.” Then he went back down and sucked my balls into
his mouth. That felt good, too, but not as good as when his mouth
was on my cock. I didn’t have to worry, though. He started sucking
my dick again really soon.
I started bucking my hips between his mouth and the seat of the
couch. I knew I was going to blow soon. I think Mr. Halverson sensed
it, too, because he started stroking his cock faster and harder as he
sucked on me.
“Mr. Halverson … Mr. Halverson! I’m gonna cum! Oh, Christ!
I’m gonna shoot!” I tried to pull my dick out of his mouth, but he
wouldn’t let me. He mashed his lips against my groin and swallowed
as I pumped the load out of my balls and into his sucking mouth.
As I was blasting off, I became aware that he was grunting and
moaning around the base of my cock. Mr. Halverson was shooting
too. The taste of my spunk had brought him off.
We got cleaned up, and I made it to my next class just in time, and
for the rest of the year, I spent all my lunch periods in the bus barn
with Mr. H. That’s why I’m so happy to be going back to school this
fall!
62 • Back to School
No Arms
“Dallas! Get your butt in here NOW!!!”
What the fuck! I hadn’t done anything. Why was Uncle Thad yelling
at me? My uncle Thad could be such a hard ass. Just because Dad was
away so much, trucking from coast to coast, Uncle Thad, who lived
next door, considered my upbringing his duty. Mom worked hard at
the hospital. This week she had the evening shift, so from 3:00 p.m.
until midnight, she was out of the house. If it weren’t for Uncle Thad
poking his nose where I didn’t think it belonged, I wouldn’t have a
thing to worry about. But with him living next door, I couldn’t play
my music too loud, I couldn’t have friends over to party. And forget
about having any girls around.
Hanging out over at my friends place wasn’t an option either. Uncle
Thad demanded that I be home fifteen minutes after school was out
and he insisted that I be up in my room studying at my desk in front
of my window where he could see me! You see what an asshole he
was!
I looked out my window to see him yelling at me from his back porch.
It was funny watching him flail his arms and shake his fists at me. For
a second I was tempted to ignore him and let his anger escalate until
he charged into our house and stomped up the stairs into my room.
But that would be courting disaster.
I’d just gotten comfortable and was gonna beat off. I could do that
while sitting at my desk and Uncle Thad didn’t have a clue that instead
of studying I was diddling with my boner.
I zipped up my jeans and went tearing down the stairs and out the
door. I was over at Uncle Thad’s back porch before our screen door
slammed shut.
“What?” I yelled. “I’m studying!”
Uncle Thad held open his back door and glared at me as he pointed
for me to haul my sorry butt inside. Puzzled, I stepped inside and sat
down. Uncle Thad came in and stood there with his arms crossed
and looking pissed.
He was a lineman, and years of hauling his big framed body up and
down electric poles showed in the massive biceps that popped out of
his shirt sleeves. His big pecs bulged extra large when he crossed his
arms across his chest that way.
“I was getting my hair cut just a short time ago and you know what
I heard, punk?” he snarled.
No Arms • 63
I shook my head. Him calling me “punk” was not a good sign.
“Kyle at the Donut Hole told me that some boys were making fun
of Stan, the vet who came back with no arms.”
The second I heard those words I knew I was in deep shit. “We
didn’t mean …” I stammered.
Uncle Thad whopped me up the side of my face, making my ear
ring.
“I don’t give a fuck what you boys meant. You don’t go around
making fun of a hero who gave up his arms so you could jerk off!”
Uncle Thad thundered.
Before I could say anything, Uncle Thad grabbed some straps
he’d gotten ready. He grabbed my shirt and pulled me up to my feet.
Spinning me around, he grabbed my arms and yanked them behind
me.
“You think it’s funny not having any arms, huh?” he growled. “I’ll
show you how funny it is, boy!” He swung the straps around both my
arms and in a matter of seconds had them securely bound behind
me. “Until tomorrow morning you try living without your arms. And
when I take those straps off you, you’re going to go over to Stan and
apologize. You hear?”
“Yes, sir,” I said. There was no point saying anything else. There
was no point complaining or asking how I was supposed to study.
How I was supposed to turn pages in my text book. How I was going
to make supper. How I was going to go to the bathroom.
Uncle Thad put his foot on my butt and pushed me out the door.
I nearly fell down. I felt him watching me as I stumbled back home
and had to use my teeth to open the screen door. I managed to get
back up in my room but it was impossible to do anything. I couldn’t
get my pants off. Forget about beating off. I did have my math book
open and was able to read it; when I had to turn a page, I could do it
with my nose. But I couldn’t use a pencil to practice any math.
After a frustrating hour, I went downstairs. Thank God I had a
decent sized nose. With it I could open the fridge door. With my
mouth I was able to pull out some lunch meat and cheese. I was
able to make a half decent sandwich. By pulling it to the edge of the
counter, I could take a few bites, pull more of it over the edge and
keep eating until it was done.
Trying to watch TV was frustrating. The buttons on the remote
were too tiny to press with my nose. I discovered that by putting it
64 • No Arms
on the f loor and being super careful, I could poke at the buttons with
my toes. I was feeling pretty proud of myself until I had to pee. Try
as I could, it was impossible to get my zipper down.
Desperate to empty my bladder I pushed my way out the door, ran
over to Uncle Thad’s and banged my head on his door.
“What’s the matter?” he asked, annoyed that I’d bothered him. It
was nearly 9 o’clock and he was getting ready for bed. He’d stripped
down to his boxers and gone through his evening beers.
“I gotta pee!” I pleaded.
“And that’s my problem, how?” he asked with a sneer.
“I can’t unzip!” I screamed.
Uncle Thad just looked at me and laughed and laughed before he
said, “So what do you want me do to about it?”
“Unzip me, please, please, please!” I begged.
“Get in here,” he said. “It ain’t funny not having arms, huh?”
“No,” I said.
He pushed me into the bathroom, positioned me in front of the john
and unzipped me. With my fly open, I shook my hips, hoping to get
my dick to fly out, but I couldn’t get it out my briefs.
“You need more help, boy?” Uncle Thad asked.
Embarrassed, I mumbled, “Yes, please.”
Uncle Thad yanked my jeans and boxers down. Then he took hold
of my dick and pointed it at the john. I was filled with shame. I felt
ridiculous having him hold my dick while I peed. When I was done
he even shook my dick.
“You need me to come over and jerk you off, too, boy?” Uncle Thad
asked.
I’d never been so humiliated. My dick wasn’t though. The second
it heard my uncle’s offer it shot up hard in his fingers.
“I’ll say that’s a yes!” he exclaimed.
Uncle Thad flushed the toilet, and with me still standing there, he
started sliding his hands up and down my hard shaft.
“Uh, you don’t need to do that,” I said meekly.
“I don’t?” Uncle Thad said. “Then why are so you hard, boy? How are
you going to beat off tonight? A boy like you can’t get to sleep without
draining these, can you?” he asked and he fondled my nutsac.
It did feel good. It felt damn good. I was just as afraid of telling him
to stop as I was of telling him I liked it. I stood there unable to mouth
a word as his fingers did all the talking.
No Arms • 65
“You’re getting a nice dick, Dallas,” Uncle Thad told me. His voice
was soft and comforting. The harshness was gone. “Look how thick
you are now,” he said.
I looked down to see his fingers wrapped around the base of my
shaft. He was standing behind me with both of his arms around me.
Both of his hands were touching me, taking turns stroking my shaft
and playing with my balls.
My bare butt pressed against his crotch and I was startled to feel
something hard and massive pressing between my butt cheeks. It was
bare skin against my naked cheeks. Uncle Thad had removed his
boxers! His naked dick, hard and hot, was weaving back and forth
between my exposed butt cheeks.
“You’ve got until morning before you can use your hands. Maybe
you should spend the night here so Uncle Thad can take care of you.
How does that sound, boy?”
At that moment it sounded good to me. “OK,” I moaned. “If you
insist.” I loved the way his dick was sliding up and down my butt
crack.
“I’ll let your mother know you’re spending the night here,” he
breathed as he pushed his dick so firmly between my cheeks that it
slipped in and poked my butt hole. His dick head was wet and felt
slick against my delicate hole.
A blast of electricity fired through me and my nuts exploded. Cum
shot out my dick. My whole shaft pulsed in my uncle’s grip, and I
sprayed wads of hot cum into the john.
“Now it’s my turn,” Uncle Thad told me. “I have needs, too, son,”
he said. He spun me around and pushed me down onto the john. For
the first time ever, I saw his massive boner rising proudly from his
furry crotch. The head glistened with precum. He wasted no time. He
slapped it against my lips, growled, “Open your mouth, boy,” and the
instant my lips parted, he plunged his cock down my gullet.
My nose buried into his thick bush. The rich aroma of his musky
crotch stung my nostrils. I gasped as his cock flew down my throat.
I could barely breathe!
Uncle Thad clutched my head and fucked my throat hard. After
seven long thrusts he stopped, pulled his cockhead halfway out my
throat and shuddered. I managed to gulp enough air to stay alive
before he flooded my mouth with his steamy semen.
66 • No Arms
• 67
His body shook as I swallowed the stream of man-cream he f lushed
down my throat.
“Whew!” he gasped when he pulled out of me. “We both needed some
relief,” he said with a warm smile. He pulled me up by my t-shirt and
undid the straps on my arms long enough to pull it over my head. I was
hoping he’d let me go, but he insisted on keeping my arms strapped
until morning.
“It’s a warm night and nearly bedtime. No point wearing any clothes
the rest of the evening. Since you’re spending the night here, you need
to learn how to sleep naked, boy. You have a problem with that?”
I shook my head.
“Now get your butt off to bed,” he said with a playful slap on my butt.
I wasn’t sure which bedroom to use, but Uncle Thad made it clear to
me that I was going to be sleeping with him that night.
When I lay down on his bed, my dick was hard again. Uncle Thad
noticed my boner when he entered the room.
“Hmm,” he noted as he rubbed his chin. “Guess I didn’t get those
balls of yours empty enough. I better try my mouth on that dick of
yours, huh?”
“If you insist, Uncle Thad,” I said playfully.
“I insist,” he said and flicked off the light. I got a good education that
night. I learned never to make fun of the handicapped, and that one
can get a lot of pleasure out of life without using your hands.
Instinct part 2 • 71
For a split second, I thought that was funny. I almost laughed at him.
But then I realized that it kind of turned me on to think of him as a
kindly old grandfather that liked to do dirty things to his grandson in
a public toilet. “OK … Grandpa Stan.”
“That’s a good boy, Tommy,” he said, reaching down and stroking
his rod. “Now tell your old grandpa, have you ever let a man put his
thing up your butt?”
“No, sir,” I answered. I’d heard about butt fucking, and I’d stuck a
finger or two up my butt when I jerked off, but no one had ever fucked
my ass before.
“Would you let Grandpa Stan fuck you, baby? I promise not to hurt
you.”
“Yeah, Grandpa,” I said breathlessly. “I want you to.”
He reached over to where he’d hung his pants and pulled a small
tube of Vaseline out of his pocket. He had definitely come prepared!
He greased up his cock, then he had me turn around and spread my
ass for him while he worked some of the lube into my hole. He also
managed to work a couple of his fingers in there, too. The more he
played with my butt, the more I wanted him inside me. I was biting
my lower lip and whining.
“Oh, yeah, Tommy. You need to have your butt stuffed, don’t you
baby. You need your grandpa’s big, ol’ cock up inside you.”
“Yes,” I gasped. “Please ….”
“You just sit back here on Grandpa Stan’s lap and let him see if he
can work it up inside you.”
I lowered myself down onto his lap. The greasy tip of his cock felt
hot against my asshole. He pushed up as I came down, but I had to
stop. It hurt too much.
He started working my hole with his fingers again, telling me to take
my time and to relax. We tried a couple more times, and f inally I felt
his big cockhead slide up into my hole. It felt funny at first. I wasn’t
sure if it felt good or bad. A chill ran through my body, and for a few
seconds, I seriously thought about pulling it out.
But then it was like a warm blanket had been wrapped around me. I
must have relaxed completely. I felt myself open up, and I sank all the
way back into his lap. He had just begun to thrust up inside me, when
we heard the men’s room door open. Someone had come in. I knew we
were about to get caught, and I tried to jump up off his lap.
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Grandpa Stan just pulled me back down and raised a finger to
his lips, shushing me. He slowly and quietly continued to thrust up
inside me. I had just relaxed back against him, when I heard footsteps
approaching our stall.
Before I knew it, the stall door swung open, and there was the black
man from earlier. His big cock and balls were out of his f ly, like before.
He must have stopped and unzipped at the urinal. My eyes popped
wide open in surprise.
“Stan, you dirty old man,” the black guy said with a laugh. “What
the fuck are you doing to that kid?”
I could feel Grandpa’s hot breath on the back of my neck as he replied,
“This is my grandson Tommy, and I’m fucking him in the ass.”
The black man laughed, but his cock got bone hard. “Grandson,
huh? Grandson my ass!”
“Tommy, why don’t you show this nice gentleman what a good boy
you are and take his cock in your sweet mouth while Grandpa fucks
your tight, little butt?”
I opened my lips and bent forward to start sucking on the black man’s
dick. The taste of dried piss and precum filled my mouth. He started
fucking into my throat in the same rhythm Grandpa Stan was using
on my asshole. I was being cock-stuffed from both ends.
My prick was as hard as a rock. Grandpa reached around and started
stroking me as he fucked me. “That’s a good boy,” he said. “Grandpa
can tell you’re getting ready to blow your load. You like having all this
cock shoved inside you, don’t you, boy?”
I could only give a loud grunt as my cum started spilling out of me.
“Aw, FUCK!” the black man groaned as he started pumping an enor-
mous load down my throat.
In no time, Grandpa was growling, too, as he filled my butt with his
own spunk. The three of us had filled the men’s room with the funky
smell of our loads.
Eventually, the black man let his softening cock slide out of my
mouth, and I felt Grandpa’s dick slowly slip out of my asshole. The
two of them helped me out of the stall and over to the sinks, where
they cleaned me up.
I couldn’t have been happier that my instinct for man cock had led
me to the men’s room at the adult theater. I spent almost the whole
summer there in the stall with Grandpa Stan and a steady stream of
visitors.
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