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Picabia vs. Magritte: Contrasting Cubism and Surrealism through Popperian Aesthetics as Defined
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For a young boy from Macedonia brought up in the scent of medicine, there is a savory
list of accounts to recall the childhood of Aristotle. Some ancient gossip will hint that Aristotle
was but a child who would metaphorically drain his mother and kick her when she was dry.
However, other accounts detail that Aristotle was a learned pupil and excellent reader,
accumulating a library of scrolls (something that was rarely done in 300 BC). Orphaned by 13,
Aristotle enjoyed taming untamable horses, drinking Macedonian wine, and intense debate with
anyone foolish enough to take him up for a gab. This boy would go on to create the library
system, coin terms such as “energy”, “mean” and, “metaphysics”, and do for philosophy what
Hippocrates did for medicine (Durant). His work under Plato would allow one of the most
incredible thinkers and philosophers to emerge into the world, even to influence the world views
How did 4th century BC Aristotelian thinking influence this incredible polymath during
the Renaissance? First, it is important to understand more about the work of Aristotle to
understand how one can see it in da Vinci. Aristotle was a man considered to be so renowned
and virtuous in his mannerisms, he was beyond articulate and educated. Unlike his dramatic
mentor, Plato, Aristotle was more interested in science than rhetoric. Aristotle essentially
invented the well-rounded man around the idea of the golden mean. For the first time, it was
revealed that there could be too much of a good thing. For example, the golden mean between
Philosophy)"). This allowed Aristotle to act virtuously. He knew what to say at the right time,
how to enjoy without being extravagant, how to share without being deleterious, and how to be
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brave without being dangerous. These are the posits of an ideal man. Though strict in his
ideology of the world, it is his cultivated worldly and scholastic nature that made so many fond
enough to sponsor (for the first time in history) his works of science with state money. Aristotle
was aiming for something far higher than himself. None other than Leonardo da Vinci expressed
these virtues in a unique and challenging way. His many works can be considered some of the
finest produced by any painter; however, he only dabbled in painting. Da Vinci was
unequivocally influenced by Aristotle and his precepts, becoming a member of the list of
excellent thinkers (after Aristotle of course) for his unique work in many different domains of
Leonardo da Vinci wears many hats, though he can be best characterized as a moral
exemplar. He appears a predictable Aristotelian, simply through his virtue alone. Scholastic
dedication, perseverance, and an idea that with 5 senses one could obtain truth and knowledge in
the world. His painting style during the renaissance was unlike his contemporaries of the time,
many of which employed the popular Sienese school. The Battle of Anghiari as seen above is not
the original work Leonardo himself made in 1505, rather a replication of fresco by Peter Paul
Ruben some 100 years after. Leonardo was not only a polymath but the epitome of
("Eudaimonia | Definition & Facts"). The fulfillment of meaningful work, the spirit of inquiry
that keeps one laboring pro bono in pursuit of truth; could meaning be found in responsibility
and bliss in exhaustion? This is that feeling, the strong drive to begin good work. However, to
begin on work without an insight into the final piece would be foolish, and it too is foolish to
tunnel towards an objective and lose sight of the freedom of creativity. The late King Francis I of
France bestowed a royal hall to Leonardo during his later years and served him as an advisor and
friend till his death. “There had never been another man born in the world who knew as much as
Leonardo”, the late king was rumored to proclaim in a regal chat (Lucertini et al.).
The excess of drawing and fabrication that preceded any of his final painted work is
unsurprising given his perfectionism. In fact, this seeking of excellence is the culprit that only
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his eye we will find a complexity of man, responsibility, and honor. There is a dimension of
touch even in the contour of his shoulder as he braces for sure malady. And though not palpable,
we can certainly feel the energy that Leonardo had intended to shackle to the identity of these
symbols. Courage, bravery, and humility sewn together at the face of battle. In the fresco, the
sense of touch blends with the motif of weapons and armor. It is cold and yet pristine, fabricated
to demolish and protect while doing so. This contrasts with the essence of the equestrian. The
tails and mane of the temperamental horses blend with the whirlwind of battle, leaving the bliss
Macedonian juniper in his hearth. He must train and it is not wrong to assume these sensations
are motivational through nostalgia. A warrior cannot possibly rely on the use of smell for tactical
purposes, but for motivational purposes, he may live to see another fight.
Much can be said about the sense that humans evolved to master, sight. One must
remember that the original work of Leonardo was lost (in fact rumored to be behind Vasari's
fresco in the Palazzo Vecchio) (Pieraccini et al.). Rubens is the only painter to have captured the
immense motion and movement that is rumored to be depicted in the original work by Leonardo.
The riders are all simultaneously engaged in brutal conflict. The most extreme contortions of
men and beast come together at The Battle of Anghiari. Notice the motion of the hair in the mane
and tails of the animals, the way they meld to the arms of their warriors. The mechanical nature
of war is also depicted in raised arms bearing down to forcefully tear something with steel. There
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is also a man cowering in the bottom left for his life with a shield.! One can see the fear and
trauma that comes second nature to such a magnanimous piece full of vibrant motion. The
figures at the bottom of the piece are having unlucky days, but this placement is not
unintentional. I propose that these men tell me what the painting means to them!
While these comparisons seem particularly airy and void of scientific rigor, the attempt to
apply a scientific
profound collection of
inventions and
engineering artifacts, his aptitude for knowledge forced him to steal away in the night at the fear
of persecution for his dissections. The reasons that implications can be made in this work
symbolically are linked to the motivations of Leonardo. He was a man profoundly rooted in the
extraction of truth from nature, even in the formulation of a scientific anthology regarding his
dissection. He was said to dissect some 30 bodies during his lifetime (Lone). This extraordinary
dedication to the pursuit of perfection is reflected in his work. He has proven to be exactly the
right fit for the Aristotelian label, deeply connecting the interactions of truth and reality. For
example, Leonardo exploited nature to the degree that could be expressed synthetically and
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painted the essence of life into his work. He used the truth of the world as a tool rather than a
platform of criticism. He would roll over at the postmodern idea that there is no objective truth!
Even the way Leonardo paints support the idea of the Aristotelian universals, each symbol he
paints for this battle tells a metastory (the common denominator across all narratives). This
contributes fluency to the overall effect the piece has on the eye and the heart. It has become
quite clear by this point and by these abstractions that the Battle of Anghiari was certainly a
work of Leonardo, rustling with truth in every stroke he may or may not have made on the
fresco. While this is not an attempt to proselytize Aristotelian thought, it is hard not to defend the
essence of Aristotle in the actions of Leonardo. Aristotle is owed great praise by the many that
use his ideas, which are so deeply embedded into science. Leonardo was a virtuous man,
balanced, worldly, and willing to learn. Today, we see the result of Aristotle's thinking all around
us. The way we pose a question, the way we answer it, and how we can learn from one another
have all been influenced by Aristotle. His thinking was not mundane and its place in scientific
ancestry is contributory to the feat of humans to be logical, rational, and sophisticated beings. He
was a charged thinker, poised with the power of knowledge. A scientific Moses that cleared the
seas (certainly with the help of his teacher [Plato], and his teacher before him [Socrates]) and
gave way to the freedom of enlightenment, the freedom to create art, to suppress irrational
thinking, and give meaning to life. It is a simple philosophy: accept that you will need to search
for the truth and start looking. Be wary and moderate in your hunt, for dangers and chaos are
lurking in the water. But most importantly, look down on the shoulders of the giants that you
Works Cited
Lone, Amy. "Leonardo Da Vinci: Anatomist". Leonardo, vol 48, no. 5, 2015, pp. 492-493. MIT
Press - Journals, doi:10.1162/leon_r_01127.
Pieraccini, M. et al. "Non-Contact Intrawall Penetrating Radar For Heritage Survey: The Search
Of The ‘Battle Of Anghiari’ By Leonardo Da Vinci". NDT & E International, vol 38, no.
2, 2005, pp. 151-157. Elsevier BV, doi:10.1016/j.ndteint.2004.07.010.
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“In a similar way Einstein speaks of the ‘search for those highly universal laws . . . from which a
picture of the world can be obtained by pure deduction. There is no logical path’, he says,
‘leading to these . . . laws. They can only be reached by intuition, based upon something like an
can only be modified so many ways before it is no longer immediately recognizable as such;
before it loses its aesthetic function. This is Popper's great contribution to science and scientific
validity, and in this essay, we will focus on works with complex aesthetic validity (unlike
Pollock.) The Popperian aesthetic critique will fall into three categories (as defined by Tomas
Kulka) for each work of both Rene Magritte and Francis Picabia: unity (the difference in
enhancing alternative and detracting alternatives), intensity (the quotient of the difference in
enhancing alternative and detracting alternatives over insignificant alternatives), and complexity
(the volume of all possible aesthetic alternatives). Kulka defines in a mathematical sense that the
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product of these three components is what constitute the value of a given work (1989). Recall the
definitions (of a mathematical nature) that Kulka makes for the three themes of unity,
complexity, and intensity. While expressed explicitly with mathematical operations, the artistic
Many are quick to say that there is no need for an analytical approach to art, “anything
can be art if it makes you feel something.” Contrary to popular opinion, this is an unproductive
definition. A painting must be falsifiable in the Popperian sense to qualify as what might be a
work of art. Much like science, broader theories with more statements and predictions are more
falsifiable by definition than narrow and simple claims. An artist must work diligently to not fall
off the thin body of stringent rules broad theories tend to create. A falsifiable work of art is one
that has many alternatives (it may be “good” or “bad” art) but alternatives of the work (in which
features are modified) may produce a more aesthetically functional work. Moreover, if
alternatives of the work are said to neither improve nor degrade the aesthetic functionality of a
work, it is hardly aesthetically functional. The absolute ideal work of art can be defined as one
that only has alternatives that degrade the aesthetic functionality. Conversely, the absolute wrong
work of art only has alternatives that improve the aesthetic functionality. This Popperian
aesthetic can be applied to artists of any kind to distinguish ideal works and wrong works. It is
crucial to remember though that the art in question must be falsifiable art, or it does not have an
aesthetic function (Kulka). Pollock is an excellent example of unfalsifiable art. Would you know
if the above painting was upside-down, or if Pollock himself had made a mistake while making
For Pollocks sake, Francis Picabia and Rene Magritte are the modernist painters that we
will analyze through this Popperian lens. The central focus of the Popperian analysis will be that
of the human body, its renderings, preconceptions, and more importantly, the common theme
across the works of each artist. A painter whose paintings sold for less than the canvas they were
painted on for some 30 years after he began working, one might not expect to find Rene Magritte
a member of the surrealist movement and master of such artistic enigma, nonetheless. He painted
with passionate mystery and each objective depiction, weather be that of a body, a train, a chair,
or a pipe, seemed to encompass more truth than his enigmatic style would allow. Magritte was a
man known to frighten viewers through his audacious melding of real objects and scenes of
fantasy. These bold risks were not without there consequences as Magritte was a rather starving
artist in his earliest years. With his first dedicated work, Le jockey perdu (The lost jockey), and
there is a repetition of many objects (the women, the hills, and the clouds) that provide some
significant unity. The object that is subordinated by the other elements would undoubtedly be the
mane-like object that casts down longitudinally from the tallest dune. On the opposite end of the
same stick, what has given rise to unity in the work has also limited the complexity of the work,
for few unique objects are depicted in Polar light. The intensity of a work is a more complicated
domain of Popperian aesthetics than the domains of unity and complexity (Kulka). Mainly
because intensity may also enhance the domains of unity and complexity, as it does here since
many of the alternatives that can be proposed will have little impact on the aesthetic function of
the piece, especially in comparison to the next piece that we will be viewing. On the human
form, the morphological female is rather explicitly stated in Magritte’s rendering, with the
obvious deviation as hollow and fractured beings. This is a theme that often occurs in Magritte’s
work, where objects are presented in their recognizable form, but with some contradiction
provided by either the explicit statement of such (i.e. in The treachery of images (This is not a
The next piece, by painter Francis Picabia (who, like Magritte, lost his mother at a
tragically young age) tells many different stories through many different representations. Picabia
is arguably one of the most diverse artists that ever painted in the 20th century, never specifically
conforming to a single artistic movement. Rather, he was able to explore several movements as
an explorer (not a visitor) and develop it without attaching to them. A story that one must recall
while discussing Picabia is the deceptive, and hilarious, way he financed his stamp collection at
15 years old. He would reproduce his father’s paintings in the home and one by one replace the
reproductions for the originals, which he then sold (TIME)! He enjoyed artistic success from his
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first individual show, something that contributed to his affinity to bounce around through
movements as his comfort and success at each was never enough of a challenge. The work to the
right is titled Atrata, a masterful yet disconcerting transparency in which many different objects
and ideas are proposed. The complexity of Atrata is astounding as if each object were to create
its own story and creating some rich anthology. The blue arrow points to the thumbs of
outstretched hands outlined in black touching at the tip, what seems to be a nod to
Michelangelo’s astonishing The Creation of Adam in which God and Adam touch fingers. The
yellow arrow points to a man that is holding what may be an Atlas stone on his shoulders, but
upon closer examination, two men are carrying this stone, and even a hand grasping it. As these
objects are outlined, there is an extreme lack of subordination. Picabia is known for stirring
discomfort in his viewers, allowing them to make many interpretations of his work. This is one
of “pseudo unity” that Atrata so masterfully employs, even providing a mundane fluency to the
work. The intensity of the work is a questionable analysis to make, as the trichromatic scheme in
the outlines of objects ensures that none of them are filled with a color. Moreover, the
simultaneous lack of discrimination between objects and fluency in the outlines provides a
unique contribution to unity. Note that both Polar Light by Magritte and Atrata from Picabia are
uniquely falsifiable, portraying real things that would exist in the real world. The way they
portray the human body is not contentious in these works but adheres to the true form of the
human physique.
with the aged stone of the statue that Magritte sculpts with strokes on canvas. We are unable to
identify the exact point where the human starts, and the fish begins. While this looks just as
complex as the previous Magritte piece (Polar Light), one should note that there are subtle
themes present regarding a sort of human affection. Crashing waves on the shore emanate a
sense of intensity. The addition of a large sailing vessel in the background adds motion in such a
still scenic surf. Imagine an alteration of this work in which the stone statuettes were replaced
with flesh and scales, like a real fish and real human. The motivation for stone becomes
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apparent, for the distinction between the two might reveal a paradoxical nature to the piece.
Unity becomes the fulcrum of not just the figures upon the rock, but of The Wonders of Nature
itself. By unifying the body of a fish and man as well as unifying the theme of the openness of
the ocean (waves, vessel, rocks, and sky), there is considerable unification in this piece. Again,
Magritte’s catalog of work, while sometimes too surreal and bordering bizarre, appears to
subsidize the theme of complexity in favor of unity and intensity. While it may seem a banal
comment, there is a certain intensity that emanates from the work. What if the scene were set in
the depths of some fiery hell with our fish-figures snuggling among fire and brimstone? How
would this alteration affect this sense of intensity? Surely this would be provoking, but I invite
the viewer to imagine how this would affect the overall intensity. Undoubtedly, The Wonders of
Nature forces the human form to its limit, merging fish and man. Magritte in his classic fashion
also adding a bit of a belly to each of our figures as if their fish torsos didn’t make them quite
self-conscious enough…
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Works Cited
Kulka, Tomas. Art and Science: An Outline of a Popperian Aesthetics. (1989). The British
Journal of Aesthetics, 29(3), 197-212.
Pollock, Jackson. Silver Over Black, White, Yellow, and Red, by Jackson Pollock. (1948).
https://www.jackson-pollock.org/silver-over-black-white-yellow-and-red.jsp#prettyPhoto
Popper, Karl. The logic of scientific discovery (3d ed. (revised)] ed.). (1968). London:
Hutchinson.
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Standing tall in the main atrium of the University of Arizona Health Science campus is a
15 or so foot statue of the father of modern medicine and the author of the Hippocratic oath.
Hailed for his establishment of medical ethics, modern physicians are inducted under this sacred
oath. Primum non nocerne (meaning first do no harm) appears in this oath to signify the
beneficent and nonmalfeseance of the practitioner. Is there an ethic of art? Certainly, there are
standards to craftsmanship; but is there a limit? For centuries, the idea of the nude painting has
encompassed core values: symmetry, shape, and texture coming together to create beautiful
renderings of the female body. Regardless of gender, artists lean towards this proclivity of beauty
over reality. For expectations are seldom reality and every Grecian marble statue is the pinnacle
of male form. While it is important to have these moral exemplars (i.e. statue David) to look up
to and model our behavior and sculpt ourselves, one must see the obverse of the coin. In all its
fleshiness and vulnerability, humans are not always ideal actors of life, quite the contrary. To
make things existential, there are infinite complexities to absolutely crush our finite human form.
responsibility. This essay will map the conceptual pushing of the human form through renderings
A Tucson local, Bailey Doogan certainly has pushed the human form; however, not the
way a confectioner would pull and stretch melted sugar to make soft and delicious taffy. Rather,
she holds the viewers hand tightly and takes them to a vulnerable place. A meaningfully jarring
reality that feels as if the mind cannot escape the reality of aging. Confronting the standards of
the feminine aesthetic, Doogan reveals to her viewers that the agent of time distorts the
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individual perception of form. Using this to her advantage, she often represents women and men
in unnatural positions. ASSMAN (the authors personal favorite) represents a man perched on his
nape with his torso folder over him, exposing the back. Many would say that the feeling that this
work evokes is familiar, even relatable. Some days start with an hour or two of whatever this
of life, simultaneously
In my interview with Lexie Johnson, an art student at the Laguna College of Art and Design, I
asked why Doogan may have chosen a man over a woman for ASSMAN. She replied, “If she's a
feminist artist then she probably doesn't want to portray a woman in a position where she can
look like she's sad or frustrated or having a mental breakdown” (Johnson). This charcoal drawing
stands 5 feet tall and 7 feet wide, making it quite large. There is an almost humorous nature to
the scale of the work given its content. Doogan wishes the viewer to approach this piece, perhaps
gawk at it, and leave with shattered conceptions of the female form. This is a consistent theme in
Doogan’s work.
Work can express emotions of all sorts and creativity is hardly bound to just art. A
frustrated chef (without the proper training) is easily liable to let their emotion seep into their
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the woman arched back and mouth open to the sky as if she
states “I mean her facial expression definitely looks like she's like in some sort of pain.”
(Johnson). The notion of beauty comes to a screeching halt, only to be replaced by empathy for a
subject of suffering. However, the suffering is unapparent and openly interpretable. Is it the
cursed existence of life? A guilty conscious? Perhaps the tragic news of miscarriage on the ears
of an eager family? Doogan lets the viewer decide what exactly it is this woman is so disturbed
by. Thin and pale, the figure has extraordinary detail in the vasculature of the arms and legs. The
breasts glisten under the light source and the visual center of the work. The viewer is drawn to
trace the body line around the arms, legs and torso and her posture makes a continuous loop.
However, the harrowing facial gesture suggests that this is less about beauty and symmetry and
more about an understanding. An existential undertone denotes that perhaps beauty and suffering
are codependent. For Doogan, there cannot be a rainbow without rain. The typical artist renders
the beauty of the female form more often than distorting and aging it, but Doogan is no typical
artist. She is inclined to let emotion into her work, and this is a considerable strength. I asked
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Lexie how she would describe Ex Cathedra to someone she replied, “I don’t know. Yeah, it's just
While Doogans works are quite large and her panel works can easily cover an entire wall
of a gallery, she hasn’t just stuck to painting. She has written about many of her experiences as
an artist; however, her most interesting story is about her work for the Morton salt company to
“For weeks, I churned out little girls. I made over "Mortie" (her office nickname) with
long hair, short hair, straight hair, curly hair, varying degrees of femme-y dresses, and
sockless or socked shoes—no pants, no boots. The eyes of 12 men, all dressed in
identical black three-piece suits, (the youngest pushing 60) were on me as I stood,
looking suspiciously like a hippie to them, holding up one little girl after the other. The
mood in the room was somber; no one cracked a smile. After what seemed an
interminable stony silence, I heard, "No long hair! She looks like a hippie!" The
floodgates had opened. There was no stopping the directors: "She looks like a smarty
pants!" "Too Jewish!" "No dark hair!" "She’s too old!" "Looks like a dyke to me!" "She
looks easy!" "Not enough leg!" "No puffed sleeves! They call too much attention to her
chest!" Her chest? What was she––7, maybe 8 years old? I fought a simultaneous need to
laugh and throw up.
None of the little girls was right” (Doogan)
femininity in such perfect style are clearly a cornerstone of her work. Her work is not an attempt
to impress or deceive anyone, rather it is a constant two middle fingers to the expectations of the
viewer for the sake of the reality of human existence. The next work, titled Mass, forces the
viewer to compare between the masculine form and the feminine form simultaneously.
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The figure on the left seems to be holding himself up on the back of the chair while his body falls
over the sides with incredible flexibility. His bald figure is paired with wrinkled skin (almost like
scars) that accent the veins in the legs, feet and arms. Note that the male figure is not particularly
muscular (not by any Greek marble standards at least) but rather thin. My classmate Amanda
Crandall, a veterinary sciences and natural resources sophomore, calls the dichotomy presented
in the piece a "Physical and mental torture" and the figures “rather emaciated.” (Crandell). The
chair he is on also seems to be decrepit, bent with old, aged wood legs. Splintering wooden
chairs are unforgiving to the naked body… The woman appears to be miming in a box, a thought
that is automatically accompanied by a smile. Again, Doogan shows the viewer a woman with a
gaping mouth in fear or excitement. Is it just part of her miming act? Is she vulnerable? Is she
perturbed by her partner to the left, trying to look away? Her ribcage, humerus, and pelvis peek
through her figure. This detail continues to push the idea that the body inevitable changes
overtime. Finally, the smokey blood-like feature above the back of the chair might be of interest.
Assuming the red is smoke reflecting off the chair if It were burning, this layering of possibilities
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of interpretation is satisfying and artistic. Does she mean to suggest the repentance of men?
Doogan conceptualizes aging in her work and style in such a way that she is able to capitalize
some power from it. She creates a disorder that we are enticed by that simultaneously reminds
her of her own fragility and mortality; she owns it. Doogan’s art could be considered a coping
Physiologically, scientists have been unable to prevent the effects of aging physically or
mentally. Today, aerobic based exercise is the most effective preventative to the onset of
dementia (though much research is still needed) (Ahlskog et al.). The collagen in the body breaks
down and changes over time, leaving it to drape over the muscles and bones less tightly than
there is a woman
lounging on what
appears to be a plateau
holding up the larger-than-life woman. Her form appears relaxed with her arms to the side. Upon
noticing blood on the drapery (conveniently near her heart, which her hand is also hovering
above) one might assume this woman is not relaxed and lounging but dying. This work is
Doogans pièce de resistance. A woman is veiled by a drapery, her form and figure hidden from
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the viewer. She is not fearful; her mouth is not agape with the touch spilling out as if it were a
cartoon. This woman is at peace. The inscription in the top left reads, “Your mind is your
strongest weapon because they cannot control your mind. They cannot get inside and that’s their
failure.” Doogan lets her viewer know that she is portraying exactly what she wants, refusing to
be manipulated like a marionette. It’s an artistic statement something like a Gayle Forman quote,
“Dying is easy. Living is the hard part.” The dying woman is the only subject who looks at peace
while the living subjects all look as if they wish they were dead.
Bailey Doogan isn’t trying to pull the wool over your eyes. She is an artist depicting the
renditions of the human form that are necessary of depiction. Her pieces portray the continued
struggle of existence, self-tolerance, and the fragility of the body. By bringing the feminine
physique into such contentious contexts, she is able to express herself not just as an artist, but as
a woman. Doogan’s ideas, while challenging to confront and accept, carve out an important part
of the artistic landscape. They encourage the viewer to think about their life, even through
depicting death. They encourage the viewer to think about their actions, even though they see
inaction. But most importantly, Doogan encourages the viewer to live their life through their
eyes for “they cannot get inside and that is their failure.”
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Works Cited
Crandall, Amanda. Honors 1067, 2021. Veterinary sciences and natural resources, University of
Arizona. alcrandall@email.arizona.edu
Doogan, Bailey. "Ally Mcbeal Meets The Coppertone Girl". Utne.Com, 2001,
https://www.utne.com/community/ally-mcbeal-meets-the-coppertone-gi.
Johnson, Lexie. Zoom, 2021. Art and design, sophomore, Laguna College of Art and Design.
Lexiejohnson2001@gmail.com
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VITRO, NUDE, and MEA stand in the medical school lecture chamber and have a debate about
the most influential period of medicine.
VITRO: Mea and Nude, what do you guys consider to be the most gob smacking period of
medicine, the one that changed the game?
NUDE: Medicine has only been worth a damn for... oh my, like 100 years.
VITRO: You guys suck. I would have to say that the most influential period was bleeding!
Barbers didn't always cut hair but drained blood from their patients with the aim to correct a
balance in their humor. This practice literally involved a knife, infection almost guaranteed, and
some vascular tissue and a bucket.
MEA: What in God's name were those people thinking, silly fools! Remember when people used
leaches, onions, amputations, and lobotomy!
NUDE: Honestly, I miss those days... All I hear now is penicillin this, penicillin that.
VITRO: You should get your head checked... But Mea, our ancestors were not stupid. They are
actually responsible for some incredible shift in thinking, like working for the future! That is an
amazing one.
MEA: It took a lot of sacrifices to come this far, and now we have institutions and universities
that teach the meaning of responsibility. Be it costly and time consuming, it is worthwhile.
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NUDE: My favorite period was when the heart-lung machine was invented in 1953. This opened
up an entirely new world for surgical intervention and allowed amazing surgeries to be
performed. Since then, cardiology has rapidly advanced into all sorts of new sciences
MEA: That's a well-thought response. For me, the sequencing of the human genome catapulted
the biomedical revolution that will lead to discoveries of ineffective cancer treatments. This is
truly the cutting edge, inside the reiterating material that makes each of us so unique.
NUDE: Stop bickering you two... You should both relax more and be abstract.
MEA: From the highest of your ego, all the way down to your IQ... what a long and lonely fall it
would be.
VITRO: You are as foolish as any of us! Your advancement is your pitfall. The evil of good is
perfect, and you have outdone yourself now!
NUDE: God, I love the intelligence here. Let's go to Cold Stone, you guys just need to chill.
ALL FADE INTO THE CREAMERY w/ ICECREAM EATING MONTAGE set to Billy Joel's
"My Life”
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