MIDTERM PROJECT IN

HUM 2

JEROME D. DIZON
BSA IRREG
10 PROVERBS
1. A bad workman always blames his tools.
When someone blames the quality of their equipment or other external factors
when perform a task poorly.

2. A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

Things we already have are more valuable than what we hope to get.

3. Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

When people we love are not with us, we love them even more.

4. A cat has nine lives.

Cat can survive seemingly fatal events.

5. A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.

One weak part will render the whole weak.

6. Actions speak louder than words.

Actions are a better reflections of one’s character because it’s easy to say things,
but difficult to act on them and follow through.

7. A drowning man will clutch at a straw.

When someone is in a difficult situation, s/he will take any available opportunity
to improve it.

8. Adversity and loss make a man wise.

We gain wisdom faster in difficult times than in prosperous times.

9. A fool and his money are soon parted.

Foolish people do not know how to hold on their own money.

10. A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.

Howsoever big a task is, it starts with a small step.
10 RIDDLES

1. Riddle: What has to be broken before you can use it?

Answer: An egg

2. Riddle: I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
Answer: A candle

3. Riddle: What month of the year has 28 days?

Answer: All of them

4. Riddle: What is full of holes but still holds water?

Answer: A sponge

5. Riddle: What question can you never answer yes to?

Answer: Are you asleep yet?

6. Riddle: What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

Answer: The future
7. Riddle: There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors,
yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.

8. Riddle. What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise

9. Riddle: What goes up but never comes down?

Answer: Your age

10. Riddle: A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair
on his head wet. Why?
Answer: He was bald.
POEMS

Dreams
Hit your head in the Pillows,
Slowly closing your eyes.
Till your consciousness leaves you,
And brings you into a dream Land.

Only there can you experiences to see horror imagery.

Only there can you see again the dead people you’ve long so much to see.
Only there can your crush will love you like in every fantasy story.
Dreams can be your escape through reality.

Life may get out of hands

And tends to loosen up,
Anything can happen….in your dreams.
So every night, there’s a chance, to get rid all your worries.

But it’s useless.

You’ll wake up to.
And life your life is going again, and back to normal.
Just take the ride, and continue living.

SEASON OF LOVE
Everything is Temporary
Like the love that make us crazy
I know it will end up sometimes
That’s why always keep the precious time.

Autumn now is coming

Brown leaves are falling
Then I felt now this feeling
That my love for you is starting.

The season is changing

I feel the breeze that the winter is giving
Our love is slowly fading
That gave my heart the pain that I hold.
 Yet, still I am fighting
I never give up of our love
Still I am waiting for the spring season to come
And like the flowers, our love will bloom again.

A Month Without You

Here comes the month of December

A month for us to remember
But the things that will happen
Is not like it use to be again
Because my Grandma now is in heaven.

Green leaves are swaging

The weather is changing
Like it use to be the same with my feeling
Feeding of a grandchild longing
To her grandma’s presence and love that she’s giving.
LEGENDS

ALAMAT NG BRGY. CAFÉ

A long time ago there was a place called by Brgy. Masantol. Back then there are a lot
of plants called santol, that’s why all the people in this brgy and province called it
Brgy. Masantol. But in every year this santol tree has gone time by time, because
most of the people are cutting this tree. But time goes by they are trying to plant again
santol tree but every time they plant this tree there are something bad happen, they
think that the Mother Nature gave them a curse that every time they plant this tree
something’s bad happen to them like a Natural disaster.

Every people in this barangay are so worried of what happening in their barangay.
There are some people are planting different types of trees but nothing of them has
grown, Also there are some people trying to search for a solution but none of them
had resolve it.

Then one day there’s a man told them that he spoke with Mother Nature. She said
that Mother Nature told him that they plant another kind of tree called Kape or Coffee
in English. She said that this tree will serve as the landmark of your barangay also
serve as a medicine and a type of liquid substance when you process it for all of you
to drink.

As the people try to plant this tree after 3 months this tree grows well and healthy
there’s no bad things happen to them. As the time goes by this tree has grow faster
and bear fruits.

So every houses in this brgy Plants this tree. And the leader of this brgy renamed it
from Brgy. Masantol to Brgy. Café . They said that café means kape or coffee. Until
now there is a lot of kape or coffees are being planted and continuous to grow.

And that’s the Alamat of Brgy. Café