James Corden:

Millenialls, let me introduce to you this guy.

His name is David, he was famous in 95.

Cause thats when he was on tv then, now its 2016 and he has no Friends.

Get it? No Friends, not famous ever again.

He was a Kardashian on tv but that was only for pretend.

You play Robert, that was a great combo.

Were you so white, you shoulda probably played the bronco.

What I am saying is

this battles a blockbuster

so I am sad I know you´re gonna spit something lack luster,

but now you get the chance to prove you got balls, while I ignore you like Jennifer Aniston
does your calls.

David Schwimmer:
A brit in america´s your one claim to fame, we all know as an actor your rolls were all the
same.

The heavy best friend, the humorous side kick with a belly so big you can´t find your own---

diken, the autor we all red as kids, he´s british like you, but people know who he is.

You must be a masochist, you want to battle with me

This won´t end well mate, it´s not love, actually.

To be clear, I love english, I married your kind, but why your wife chose you, my bad, she
blind? (is she blind?)

Rap was born in this country, you are a tourist here, do us a favor James, just change your
career.
James Corden:

Oh, come on, David Schwimmer, How are you such a loser when your name rhymes with
winner?

You´re so note with every role that you play,

I´m like, hey I didn´t know Ross from friends new o.j.

I´m a fast car, quickly passing new nascar.

I´m an animal, you just voiced one in mad gas car,

oh, he´s surprised, didn´t know that I could say, what´s the matter? No one told you life
was gonna be this way?

And one last thing, you are not a true m.c.

I +++ destroyed you, this is must see tv

I´m sorry, this battle left you so blue, but unlike this crowd, I´ll be there for you.

David Schwimmer:

Destroy me? Please, your rhymes totally blew

I worked with a monkey, had more skills than you.

I´m not worried, no one heard a word that you said.

The only people watch your show are asleep or dead.

You´re late night on prime time, you´re quola, I´m fine wine.

Go home, you´re done, this battle is mine.

Did you think I would be scared walk around gingerly? When everybody knows your middle
name´s Kimberly?

I´m tall and lean, you´re short and stout, they know me in Japan, they know you at in n out

you barym rass your country, this was easy for me, bitch, lay dawn the mic, and go make
me some tea.