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It is Grayson
Hi grayson, how's life?
It is good, how about you
Fine, I guess
 Illuminati
Conspiracies
By the Illuminati Gang
We all know it's real
What is the Illuminati?
The illuminati is a supreme overseer that can control anything anywhere, and
anytime. If you see something unusual, the illuminati is controlling it.

-General Jake
 Mert Tube Fresh is the Illuminati
Mert tube fresh has 13 letters in it. In his cringiest video 2 subs
have failed me he is clearly upset that he has lost his only 2
subscribers which were the 2 devices in his own house. This
makes sense though, 13 * 2= 26. The width of the capital I in
illuminati in font size 12 is approximately 0.193 inches wide. Still
not convinced? When you subtract 0.193 from 26 you get
25.806. Seems normal right? Well it's not. 25.806 is the square
root of 666!! Your welcome for exposing the sad and
unbearable truth. Signing out

- Admiral Aidan
Why is the Illuminati on the Dollar Bill?
The illuminati is on the dollar bill because most of the government is illuminati. You
know how there are three branches of government? Well there are three corners
on a triangle, And in triangle the I represents the illuminati. Also there are thirteen
layers of brick on the illuminati. The thirteen layers represent the thirteen original
colonies.also the triangle has people standing around it in a parales type
state.they are being controlled by the eye on top.

-General Jake
More Facts About the Illuminati:
The Illuminati was founded in 1863 by a reptile tamed era. He was very nice when
he was in human form but when he was in reptile form he was very ****ing mean.
He was so mean that he made all of the goats in the world work for him. He made
them make milk and cheese. And made pork and meat out of other farm animals.
He made all of the animals in the world his slaves. He also fed the things he got
from these animals to humans. This is what made humans eat meat. This is a true
fact, and if you denied it you will be punished. You would become a slave. and be
fed to the humans. This is what made cannibalism.

-Private Matthew, the vegan

How Is the Illuminati Unseen?
They are all around us, in fact they are us. They are our dogs and cats,our brother
and sisters,our mothers and fathers. They are disguised as people and they do it.
well one day you will walk out your door and see a bunch of reptiles. On this day
you will know the illuminati has taken over. all of the people you know will be
reviled as reptilians(besides us). We will have to fight for what is right and beat the
reptiles. we will win, we will fight with all we got or they will take us. And we will
beat one of them. Good luck, and may the FORCE be with you.

-Private Matthew
 Why We Made This Slide
We made this slide to inform all the people that we will one day be taken over
by our new overlords.

-Private Matthew
 Illuminati Day
We all hope illuminati kills Donald trump if we do there
will be illuminati day and illuminati clash royale card and
illuminati pokemon and etc.
-Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, and Zeus
 Illuminouti?
Illumanouti is the opposite of illuminati. They hunt down
illuminati members whenever they can. Their symbol is a
triangle inside a circle
-Zeus 325
413 is a very important number in Homestuck. the Illuminati’s logo is
a pyramid with one eye. What is a pyramid? a triangle! A triangle
has 3 sides. 3 sides + 1 eye = 4. Now we have the numbers : 4, 1,
and 3. 413! 612 is another important number. 4-3=1, 3-1=2, 2x3=6,
413=illuminati=612.Homestuck is illuminati confirmed.

- lieutenant River
 USA is illuminati!
You know the code where a=1,b=2,c=3 etc? well,
u=21 s=19 a=1. 21+19-1=39! 39=Illuminati! What
is 3x13? 39!
There's more! 21-19+1= 3! 3= Illuminati! We
already knew that the usa was illuminati, but here
is more evidence! someone asked what 3 has to
do with illuminati, the triangle has 3 sides.
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 How to escape There is no escape

It’s simple you can’t the only way is to get bleach (or diet if that's what you prefer) and do what you have to do if
you don’t have any hide but they will eventually find you and take you to torture you till you become a part of
them and become one of the people who worship the illuminati. There is no escape they will eventually find you.
Also there are 7 continents and 4 seas 7-4=3 and there are 3 sides of a triangle and the illuminati has 3 sides
meaning every triangle you see aka the pyramids of Egypt and the Bermuda Triangle are there main bases.There
is no escape don’t visit Egypt or the Bermuda Triangle.They are everywhere they could be watching you right
now. Someone help plz just someone help.

- Random Guy Bruke

 The Illuminati is an equilateral triangle,
and all of the sides are 6. . .
We all know when you become 18, you are a legal adult, right(please say yes)? Well, if you divide 18 by
three, you get 6. There are 3 sides to a triangle and 3 6s is 666.

-GayBriel
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 Mrs. Six is part of the illuminati!!!

Mrs Six is illuminati because she teaches sixth grade. She used to have a sixth finger and her last name is six

666!!!

-General Jake
Member
s
General Jake(Creator)
Overlord Osei Lieutenant River ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Admiral HOEckey AIDS Chief Alrrt Mert
Colonel Chris
Private Matthew GAY briel(Read it carefully)
President Noah
Random gAy Bruke
Savage hobo Bapix (u guys put way too much
work into this)
 PENIS FOR DAYS
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That was bruke for sure

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