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IM-POO-STER

Palak Jain failed in the end. YOU WON’T!!!

What A Magic Potion that helps you emulate all the characteristics of a successful ISBian!

Millions of ISB aspirants get rejected every year!


Why Billions of friend-zones and bro-zones every year!
Trillions of attempts to seek validation from parents!
Gazillions of texts on Telegram to make a mark!

Do you think posing as an ISBian will solve all your problems?

YES.

How Buy our product to “Transcend your Boundaries”

Follow these simple steps:

 Take one table-spoon of Im-poo-ster made up of 50 different herbs brewed in Mohali


 Mix it with a cup of 10-day old stale milk from Juju’s café
 Finally add the key ingredient: Poop of an ISBian

Just mix and your magic potion is ready!


This magic potion transcends you into an imposter and makes you ISB ready*

* The effects last only 24 hours. So continue drinking…

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