What A Magic Potion that helps you emulate all the characteristics of a successful ISBian!
Millions of ISB aspirants get rejected every year!
Why Billions of friend-zones and bro-zones every year! Trillions of attempts to seek validation from parents! Gazillions of texts on Telegram to make a mark!
Do you think posing as an ISBian will solve all your problems?
YES.
How Buy our product to “Transcend your Boundaries”
Follow these simple steps:
Take one table-spoon of Im-poo-ster made up of 50 different herbs brewed in Mohali
Mix it with a cup of 10-day old stale milk from Juju’s café Finally add the key ingredient: Poop of an ISBian
Just mix and your magic potion is ready!
This magic potion transcends you into an imposter and makes you ISB ready*
* The effects last only 24 hours. So continue drinking…