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In 1889, when this humorous book was first clings around your head. The rain is pouring
published, it was an instant success. It tells the steadily down all the time.
story of three young men who organise a trip in a It is difficult enough to fix a tent in
small boat along the River Thames—with a dog. dry weather: but in wet, the task becomes
When George and Jim suggest that camping on Herculean. Instead of helping you, it seems
the side of the river would be fun, Bill Harris tells that the other person is simply playing the
them the following story about what might happen fool. As soon as you get your side beautifully
if they try to camp in the rain. fixed, he gives it a tug from his end, and spoils
it all.
‘Don’t pull it; you’ve got it all wrong!’
you shout.
‘No, I haven’t!’ he yells back. ‘Let go
Imagine it is evening. You are wet through, your side!’
and there’s at least two inches of water in the ‘I tell you, YOU’VE got it all wrong!’ you
boat, and everything is damp. roar, wishing that you could shake him, and
You finally find a place on the bank that’s you give your ropes a vicious tug that pulls all
not as muddy as other places you have seen, his pegs out.
and you land. You lug out the tent and two of You hear him mutter to himself, and then
you start to put it up. comes a savage pull, and away goes your side.
The canvas tent is soaked and heavy, and You start to go around and tell him what
it flops about and tumbles down on you, and you think about the whole business, but, at
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volcano has exploded and thrown you down to In the morning, you are all speechless,
the bottom of the sea. having caught severe colds in the night. You
You wake up and slowly realise that also feel very quarrelsome, and snipe in hoarse
something terrible has indeed happened. Your whispers during breakfast.
first impression is that the end of the world
has come. Then you think, perhaps it’s thieves
and murderers, or fire. You start shouting
out to warn others and bring help, but no
help comes. All you know is that thousands
After thinking this through, we decided to
of people are kicking you, and you are being
sleep out on fine nights, and stay in a hotel like
smothered.
respectable folks when it was wet.