Hi it's super big titty pretty face hot girl here (I am so much more than that but

I like to be satirical, I'm actually a really sentimental, coffee-and-a-book type

of woman, see how funny and unique and self aware I am?)
I took a beer maiden pourer of the booze barwagie job and never in my life has my
self esteem been so high. This is going to ruin me for my future friends and
boyfriends because I will no longer accept "you look nice" anymore. I require a
painfully sober Indian man standing at the bar telling me "y-y-your eyes are to die
for" (? Lmao). I crave a group of absolutely sloshed Indonesians collectively
flirting with me in broken English and calling me ma'am. I require 'the regulars'
trying to slip me money with a handshake. I deserve a red in the face drunk posh
university student with bleach blonde hair giving me adviiuce abowwt youuur
~firssst daaaii~ because I'm doing amaaaaaaazzing waaaaoow, doing greeeeat, yah
like that's greeeat yah uh Fraser did you waaaant a beer?? Yaaah don't worry
lovvvvee take your timeeee my mate just asked for a wee beeeer, are you a
stuuuudent by the waaay?? Where are you frooooom waaaaow that's maaad

"No man will want you if you k-"

Listen, let's not be naive. There is an abundance of male attention. Any decent
looking woman has zero issues.
There is no involuntarily celebate woman. Secondly, according to western beauty
standards, I am extremely cute and sexy, objectively. I am pretty, water is wet,
grass is green. If that offends you that I can recognise - after YEARS of being
told how beautiful I am - that I fit the beauty standard, go piss your pants and be
a flat earther.
I am a woman - a woman who is without any debts, single, young, socially adapted.
Now - Women are the gatekeepers of sex, this is a fact. We do the choosing. I
didn't make this the case, I was born with good genetics and I enchance that with
makeup and dressing sexy.
I don't care what greasy losers think about me. It's just a fact of my existence
that due to my choices and the accident of my birth, I am desirable. Do I like
being liked? Yes. I like being told I'm pretty. It's an unearned privilege and i
enjoy being special.
You need to remember that I will always have options.
I will not lose sleep over what men like or don't like. Every single day I meet at
least 3 men who want to date me. And I'm not even the 'hot girl' in most cases -
I'm the cute wallflower with an average body. This is a reality check for males.

"We see the modern blue checkmark as a sort of tell: an indication that the
opinions someone expresses are immediately suspect, an aggregation from secondary
and even tertiary entities affiliated with some business or political project.
Their individual presence on social media subsumed by some impersonal or even
pernicious market force, I propose we rename the eponymous blue checkmark to
something more appropriately indicating their intent and reliability: the 'Slience
Brand.'"