Homer’s Odyssey

Sailor
Are you ready to set off, Odysseus?

Odysseus
Yes, captain. This will be quite the Odyssey.

Sailor
Odyssey? What’s that mean?

Odysseus
It’s a word I just came up. It means “a long journey named after the only survivor.”

Sailor
A what?

Racist Dogs

Boyfriend
Yeah, some dogs have racist owners so they learn that type behavior too.

Girlfriend
That’s crazy, I just thought dogs couldn’t see color.

Good Cop, Bad Cop pt.1

Leader
Do to the political climate surrounding police, we’re gonna need a new saying for “good cop, bad cop”

Think Tank Member #1

How about “I’ll roll a joint” friend and “Take the dab, wus” friend.

Good Cop, Bad Cop pt. 2

Leader
Weed talk is a little too niche, any other ideas?
 Think Tank Member #2
What if we tried “Parking Garage payment box” and “Attendant on the assistant button line that give you
a one time pass”

Good Cop, Bad Cop pt. 3

Leader
That’s kind of long, anything else?

Think Tank Member #3

“We can’t do that” Server and Line Cook who hooks you up with extra fries anyway.