English Idiomatic expression of the day dialoge

Tukul : I am loaded now. Let's have a ball

Sule : Emmm....,, good for you. I am broke. I can't splurge
Tukul : Don't worry! Let me treat you. Let's go to an
expensive restaurant and let me pick up the tab for you.
Sule : No, I don't agree with you. Although I am broke now,
I don't like freeload. Let's go dutch. But, will you lend me
your money?? I haven't got my salary.hehehehe....
Tukul : Ok, that's not a big deal