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RICHLAND-BEAN BLOSSOM COMMUNITY
SCHOOL CORPORATION
2010-2011 SCHOOL CALENDAR
Martin Luther King Day (no school) Are you God's Wife?
Monday, January 17, 2011
A little boy was standing before a shoe
Spring Vacation Begins (end of day) store barefooted, peering through the window.
Friday, March 11, 2011 He was shivering with cold. A lady approached
the boy, frowned and asked, "Young man, why
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are you looking in that window?"
Monday, March 21, 2011
"I was asking God to give me a pair of
Good Friday (no school)(snow day makeup) shoes," was the boy's reply.
Friday, April 22, 2011 The lady took him by the hand and went
into the store, and asked the clerk to get half a
Final Student Day/End of Second Semester dozen pairs of socks for the boy. She then
(subject to change)Thursday, May 26, 2011
asked if he could give her some water and a
Graduation Saturday, May 28, 2011 towel.
That taken care of, she took the boy to
the back part of the store and, removing her
gloves, knelt down, washed his feet and dried
them with a towel.
Learning Curve A pair of socks in hand, she wasted little
time in putting them on the boy. She purchased
A confirmation student was asked to list the Ten him a pair of shoes, along with the socks, both
Commandments in any order. He wrote, on his feet and now in a shopping bag. She
"3,6,1,8,4,5,9,2,10,7." winked. Then with a grin, she said, No doubt
you’ll feel more comfortable now."
As she turned to go, the astonished boy
caught her by the hand, and looking up in her
face, answered her with these words... "Are you
God's Wife?
- Author Unknown
“A Case for the Dangers of Cloning.”
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The Bear Hunter
And then there's the one about the Christian who skipped church to go bear hunting.
As he was quietly stalking through the forest, suddenly a large, menacing bear popped out of nowhere
and knocked his gun out of his hand. The man gave a yelp, turned on his heels, and ran like a frightened
rabbit.
He ran and ran and ran, the bear gaining on him every moment.
He looked back once to see how close the bear was, and as he did so he tripped on a tree root and
tumbled down a hill. He hit the bottom with a "smack" and got up to witness the terrible sight of this
immense bear about to lunge on him.
So he put his hands together and prayed, "Dear Lord, please make this bear a Christian."
The bear began to lunge, then stopped frozen in his tracks. He backed off, sat on his haunches, put his
paws together and prayed, "Dear Lord, I thank you for this meal I'm about to receive."
Mt. Pleasant Christian Church
3191 W. Burma Rd.
Gosport, IN 47433
812-876-9149