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<b><i>Psagmeno.com</font>
<font color=#ff0000>MOViE iNFO WiTH .srt FiLES!</i></b>

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<font color=#FFFF80>For as long as can be remembered,
storks delivered babies</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>from their perch on Stork Mountain.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>It was an honor and a privilege to serve.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>It was our duty, our core belief,</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>the driving force of our very lifeblood.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Aw... Ow!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>It wasn't always easy.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Oh...</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>This was our challenge.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>This was our sacred duty.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>No matter how tough or impossible</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>or brutal or harsh or inhumane or savage,</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>we would triumph over adversity.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Phew!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Gotcha!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Oh!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Hey.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>- On your right.
- Left.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Bike lane.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Thank goodness we don't do that anymore.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>There! Right there!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>The problem was, we had the wrong cargo.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Our new phones!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Luckily, now, storks deliver
packages for Cornerstore.com!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>- My dude!
- Oh, yeah!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Yo, Kevron! Lookin' good, my man!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Oh, I love this guy!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Perfect landing. Chiggy-check.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>You're the man!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>What? Millionth package? Not possible.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>I thought I was only at 20.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Hey, Junior, are you gonna celebrate?</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>You know what? You're right.
I should celebrate.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>What are you guys doing this weekend?</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Are you guys free?</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>The wife and I
are celebrating another anniversary.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Got my kid's game this weekend.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Family reunion. The whole family's coming.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Oh. Just wanted to confirm.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>That you were all busy.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>I assumed you were all busy and you are.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>So, if anything changes, let me know.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>I maybe could get out of work.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Probably can't,
but let me know if you can.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Great job out there, brah!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Thanks, Pigeon Toady.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Check out my girlfriend.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>- She's in Canada.
- Yeah-huh.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>She migrated.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>- She's not made up.
- Okay.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Look at her! Look at her!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>- She exists, brah!
- That's great.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Hey, did you guys hear about Roger?</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Ah!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Oh, my goodness. Are you okay?</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>What? Hey, brah. I say... What? Okay.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>I tell you about my girlfriend?</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Hey, boss wants to see you.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Uh...</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Hunter wants to see me?</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>All right. Head in the game, Junior.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>So, you're Hunter.
What do you do around here?</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>No, I hate that.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Hunter. Nice. To. Meet. You.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>No, that's too robot.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Just say it normal. Just say it normal.
Here we go.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Nice to meet you!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>What is wrong with me?</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Junior.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Hunter.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>You know why
I built my office entirely out of glass</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>even though birds can't see glass?</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>I do not.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Power move.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Eighteen years ago, I saved all storks
by getting out of babies</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>and into package delivery.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Now, this Monday at Storkcon, the board
will announce they're kicking me upstairs.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>I'm going to be named Chairman.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Which means you are going to be named</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>boss.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Boss!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Cool, cool, cool. Very cool, very cool.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Now, look upon your domain
with your eyes wide open.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>- Yeah.
- Wider.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>I love it. Feels good.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>How can you be boss
if you can't look at it?</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>If I go blind, it was worth it.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>You know the hardest thing
about bein' boss?</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Staring at the sun?</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>No, this is easy.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Whether to be like a friend boss
or a distant, weird boss?</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Always be distant and weird.
What's the matter with you?</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Sorry.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>No, it's dealing with that.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>The orphan Tulip?</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>I don't understand.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Do you know why
we stopped delivering babies?</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Because there are so many
other ways of getting babies?</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Yes. But that's not the whole story.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Eighteen years ago,
when we still delivered human infants,</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>a stork named Jasper
went crazy and tried to keep a baby.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Tulip's beacon broke.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Her address was destroyed,
so we could no longer deliver her.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>My baby!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>It was then I realized that
there was no future in baby delivery.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Now, the orphan Tulip has just turned 18,
which means we can finally liberate her</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>and return her to the human world.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>But she's no trouble.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Oh, she isn't, is she?</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Here's our profit chart.</font>
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<font color=#FFFF80>- I love a good profit chart.
- Me, too.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Yeah!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>The peaks are when Tulip is on vacation,
asleep or out with the flu.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>The valleys are when she tries to help.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Cool. I will liberate her.
Consider her liberated.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>And if she doesn't want to be liberated?</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Fire her. I'm talking about firing her.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Really?</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>The only thing you need to do to be named
boss on Monday is liberate the orphan Tulip.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>If I'm not being clear, I mean fire her!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Yes, sir. I am on it.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>I have read between the lines
and heard you overtly.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Ow, ow, ow...</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Excuse me! Orphan Tulip?</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Junior?</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>You're talkin' to me?</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Yes, Orphan Tulip!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>No, it's just that you never talk to me.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Well, yeah, that's changing
starting today, Orphan Tulip.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Oh, "Tulip" is just fine.
"Orphan" hurts my heart.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>I have so many questions to ask you!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Why don't you come down
and we can talk all day?</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Okay. I will be down.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>As will my friends.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>We are going to fly right down.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>What? No, no.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>That's a quail, an emu, there's a chicken.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>They cannot fly.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Yeah. Until now.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>She's helping us achieve our dreams.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>- That's right, Dougland.
- You know it.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>It is still a personal victory
if you use the bucket.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Okay, we'll all not use the bucket!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Wait, what?</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Ha-ha! Tulip doesn't fit in.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>We're all the same and she's a weirdo.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's not nice. She's...</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>She's had a hard life.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Okay.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>This is gonna be great, guys!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Countdown.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Three, two, one!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Oh.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>It's working! We're flying!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Ho-ho! Whoa!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Yeah, yeah!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Yeah!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Enough of this, I wanna go fast!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>No! Dougland, wait!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>No, no, no!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>This is the greatest day of my life!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>I'm flying!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>This is my moment!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>- Dougland! No!
- Get out of my way!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Bad Dougland! No!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>How could my dreams go so horribly wrong?</font>
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<font color=#FFFF80>I got ya!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Okay.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>I'm fallin'.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Oh, no! No! No, no, no, no, no!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>- Uh...
- Oh, boy.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Oh. Oh, that's not so bad.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>I got it. I got it. I got it! I got it!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>I got it!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>I'm sorry! Oh, I'm so, so sorry. Oh!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>I don't fit in anywhere
and all I want to do is help!</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Oh, boy.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Uh, Tulip, okay. I have news for you.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Before you finish,</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>for you to come to wish me
a happy birthday,</font>
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<font color=#FFFF80>that's just the nicest, you know?
It's like a little rainbow.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>So, thank you.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>That's really nice.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>But, oh, I'm sorry. I interrupted you.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>- What were you gonna tell me?
- Uh...</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Oh, boy.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>I have wonderful news for you.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>You have been liberated.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>What does that mean?</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Well, it means that you are fired.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>- What?
- You're...</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Are you okay?</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Excuse me. You're...</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>You're fantastic!</font>
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<font color=#FFFF80>Really?</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Because I just blew up
most of the factory.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Oh, yeah.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>What a twist! Um...</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Well, it means...</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>Oh.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>I'm putting you in charge
of your very own department.</font>

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<font color=#FFFF80>You are the new head of Letter Sorting.</font>

204
00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:01,689
<font color=#FFFF80>I didn't even know we still got letters.</font>

205
00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:03,604
<font color=#FFFF80>We do!</font>

206
00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:07,207
<font color=#FFFF80>- And now, you're in charge of them.
- Oh, yes! I will rock this!</font>

207
00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:08,521
<font color=#FFFF80>You will rock this!</font>

208
00:10:08,680 --> 00:10:10,205
<font color=#FFFF80>- Oh, yeah! Rock it hard!
- Gonna rock it hard!</font>

209
00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,010
<font color=#FFFF80>And what's the number-one rule?</font>
210
00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:13,571
<font color=#FFFF80>Always deliver!</font>

211
00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:15,370
<font color=#FFFF80>- Wrong. Never leave this room.
- Oh.</font>

212
00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:17,727
<font color=#FFFF80>I always thought it was
something more like "Strength"!</font>

213
00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:19,882
<font color=#FFFF80>- "Determination"!
- Nope. That's way off.</font>

214
00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:22,008
<font color=#FFFF80>Number-one rule, never leave this room.</font>

215
00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:23,764
<font color=#FFFF80>Okay, well, if that...</font>

216
00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:40,208
<font color=#FFFF80>Bored, bored, bored.</font>

217
00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:49,005
<font color=#FFFF80>So, how was your commute?</font>

218
00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:52,684
<font color=#FFFF80>Oh, I took the bucket.</font>

219
00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:54,649
<font color=#FFFF80>Me, too. Real backed up.</font>

220
00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:56,251
<font color=#FFFF80>Oh, yeah.</font>

221
00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,404
<font color=#FFFF80>You hear about Steve and Gloria?</font>

222
00:10:58,640 --> 00:10:59,801
<font color=#FFFF80>What?</font>

223
00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,724
<font color=#FFFF80>I hear they're an item.</font>
224
00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:02,961
<font color=#FFFF80>- No.
- Yeah.</font>

225
00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,531
<font color=#FFFF80>Are you kidding me?</font>

226
00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:05,961
<font color=#FFFF80>Are you guys talking about us?</font>

227
00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:07,884
<font color=#FFFF80>You guys better not be talking about us.</font>

228
00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:09,610
<font color=#FFFF80>I told you that in confidence.</font>

229
00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:11,364
<font color=#FFFF80>You don't make her upset. She's my life!</font>

230
00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:12,766
<font color=#FFFF80>Oh, no, I said it out loud.</font>

231
00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:14,160
<font color=#FFFF80>You're not supposed to say anything!</font>

232
00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:15,771
<font color=#FFFF80>Sorry, guys. Cat's out of the bag!</font>

233
00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:17,729
<font color=#FFFF80>- No!
- Meow!</font>

234
00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:20,645
<font color=#FFFF80>Are you gossiping?
No gossip allowed! Go to HR!</font>

235
00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:23,964
<font color=#FFFF80>I've called you both in because
I hear you've been having problems.</font>

236
00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:26,288
<font color=#FFFF80>- And it's important we have...
- She's the one who started it!</font>

237
00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:27,441
<font color=#FFFF80>- How dare you!
- How dare you!</font>

238
00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:29,250
<font color=#FFFF80>- How dare both of you! You're fired!
- You can't fire me!</font>

239
00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,050
<font color=#FFFF80>- I just did!
- Wait! I'm so sorry, I didn't mean that!</font>

240
00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:32,770
<font color=#FFFF80>- Guys! Group hug!
- Group hug!</font>

241
00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,121
<font color=#FFFF80>Aw.</font>

242
00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:40,123
<font color=#FFFF80>I'm hugging myself. Okay.</font>

243
00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:45,685
<font color=#FFFF80>Somebody write me a letter!</font>

244
00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:50,206
<font color=#FFFF80>Come in, Ninja Commander.</font>

245
00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:52,966
<font color=#FFFF80>This is Cowboy Astronaut Agent Nate, over.</font>

246
00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:00,122
<font color=#FFFF80>Ninja Team Commander, are you in position?</font>

247
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,651
<font color=#FFFF80>I'm about to launch the assault.</font>

248
00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:03,564
<font color=#FFFF80>We can absolutely do that.</font>

249
00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,325
<font color=#FFFF80>That's not gonna be a problem.</font>

250
00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:09,564
<font color=#FFFF80>Ha-ha! Dr. LeFreeze!</font>
251
00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:22,922
<font color=#FFFF80>You may have me outnumbered 7,000 to one,
but you weren't counting on one thing,</font>

252
00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:24,570
<font color=#FFFF80>I'm not alone.</font>

253
00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:26,489
<font color=#FFFF80>Ninja force, attack!</font>

254
00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:30,326
<font color=#FFFF80>Ninja force?</font>

255
00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:41,404
<font color=#FFFF80>Oh, ow! No! Oh!</font>

256
00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:43,648
<font color=#FFFF80>This is the end.</font>

257
00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:48,010
<font color=#FFFF80>Ninja force, tell my wife I loved her.</font>

258
00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:55,650
<font color=#FFFF80>Gardner Real Estate. Henry...</font>

259
00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,325
<font color=#FFFF80>- And Sarah...
- ...Gardner!</font>

260
00:12:57,480 --> 00:13:01,041
<font color=#FFFF80>A house is not a home without a Gardner!</font>

261
00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:03,009
<font color=#FFFF80>Ninja Commander, where were you?</font>

262
00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:04,969
<font color=#FFFF80>- Uh, can you hold one second?
- Can you just...</font>

263
00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:07,930
<font color=#FFFF80>You promised me that we were taking down
Dr. LeFreeze this afternoon.</font>

264
00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,127
<font color=#FFFF80>You didn't show up,</font>
265
00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,442
<font color=#FFFF80>and now he controls
most of Western Europe.</font>

266
00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:12,971
<font color=#FFFF80>Ethnic tension is on the rise.</font>

267
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:14,961
<font color=#FFFF80>Yeah.</font>

268
00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:18,283
<font color=#FFFF80>- We're totally done after this call, okay?
- Really?</font>

269
00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:20,403
<font color=#FFFF80>- Five more minutes.
- And then we'll stop.</font>

270
00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:22,130
<font color=#FFFF80>We promise.</font>

271
00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:24,448
<font color=#FFFF80>We never stop. That's the Gardner promise.</font>

272
00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:25,601
<font color=#FFFF80>Not even for five minutes.</font>

273
00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:26,761
<font color=#FFFF80>Oh, look! There's one of our bench ads.</font>

274
00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:27,921
<font color=#FFFF80>And you know what it says?</font>

275
00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:29,366
<font color=#FFFF80>"We never stop."</font>

276
00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:32,086
<font color=#FFFF80>We never stop. We never stop.</font>

277
00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:33,401
<font color=#FFFF80>There's a stop sign. We're stopping.</font>

278
00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:34,641
<font color=#FFFF80>We do stop for that.</font>
279
00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:35,847
<font color=#FFFF80>I love you, brother.</font>

280
00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:38,407
<font color=#FFFF80>It's like we're best friends
that live together!</font>

281
00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:39,561
<font color=#FFFF80>And we yield.</font>

282
00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:41,643
<font color=#FFFF80>And the yield
you're gonna get on this house, Kyle...</font>

283
00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:43,569
<font color=#FFFF80>And that's what we were saying,
like you've gotta be up...</font>

284
00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:47,685
<font color=#FFFF80>Mom, Dad,
I've decided I want a baby brother.</font>

285
00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:51,404
<font color=#FFFF80>- Oh, honey, can you...
- Can you hold one second?</font>

286
00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:52,920
<font color=#FFFF80>- Oh...
- Um...</font>

287
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,601
<font color=#FFFF80>I think we're fine as a family of three.</font>

288
00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:56,761
<font color=#FFFF80>Why can't I have one?</font>

289
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,922
<font color=#FFFF80>Let's make this easy.
Where do you get one?</font>

290
00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,488
<font color=#FFFF80>Why are you laughing and not answering me?</font>

291
00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:05,688
<font color=#FFFF80>Where did you get me?</font>
292
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,001
<font color=#FFFF80>What is the joke?</font>

293
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:08,201
<font color=#FFFF80>Is there a different subject?</font>

294
00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:11,603
<font color=#FFFF80>Okay, so there's a super weird
vibe in this car right now.</font>

295
00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:13,928
<font color=#FFFF80>Oh, honey, this is very sweet.</font>

296
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,724
<font color=#FFFF80>But we have you.</font>

297
00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:17,411
<font color=#FFFF80>And that's all we need.</font>

298
00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:18,607
<font color=#FFFF80>That's right.</font>

299
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:36,961
<font color=#FFFF80>No, no, no, don't feel bad.</font>

300
00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:38,167
<font color=#FFFF80>You can call us anytime.</font>

301
00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:39,924
<font color=#FFFF80>Call us morning, noon or night.</font>

302
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,286
<font color=#FFFF80>Weekends, holidays.</font>

303
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,130
<font color=#FFFF80>No, we will pick up the phone
on Christmas.</font>

304
00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:44,327
<font color=#FFFF80>Oh, well, I don't... Will we?</font>

305
00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:46,084
<font color=#FFFF80>Yeah, you can call us on Christmas.</font>
306
00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:23,680
<font color=#FFFF80>"Dear Stork Delivery Service,
"our adult names are Henry and Sarah.</font>

307
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:27,731
<font color=#FFFF80>"We are adult parents
of an absolutely perfect son named Nate.</font>

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