1 Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson Go Camping

2 Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After

3 dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.

4 Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

5 "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

6 Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."

7 "What does that tell you?"

8 Watson pondered for a minute.

9 "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially

10 billions of planets."
11 "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo."
12 "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three."
13 "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and
14 insignificant."
15 "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."
16 "What does it tell you, Holmes?"

17 Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone
18 has stolen our tent!"