Everything you Were told in school is Evers etainersune DRAMATIC and INC REDIBLE new evidence about the extinction of the dinosaurs. Up until now, scientists believed that the dinosaur population Was wipe a “Mass Extinction Event”, caused by 2 giant asteroid, pitting the earth around 66 ‘million years 22° Jn an Examinet exclusive, We can reveal that this version of events is @ UBBISH! A notebook pelonging © the respected 2st century Kettering, has unearthed, and the contents JCKING! Jn the notebook, Dr dig in 2086 where he and his team uncovered an AMAZI HE EXAMINER Thursday 2 Ist October 2664 Wednesday August 14th, 2086 Bizarre discovery yesterday. In among the bones of an Ichthyosaur custard cream biscuit. The computers have checked it oul, and itis definitely 4 ‘Triassic custard cream This simply doesnt make any sense 2 fier much discussion with Professor Corby, [have de ided that rather than rethink our perfectly wood theory as 10 how the dinosaurs died out, 1am going to throw the custard cream away and pretend that I never SO” it, But could @ packet of biscuits not invented until over 60 million years ater really have wiped out the ginosaurs.--? Was Sheldon Kettering trying to pull