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On page 15 it says, there are went hints covering Jesse S, Sommer, Voorheesville, NY every day of every month of the last half of Jester - How dare, how DARE you presume to know the key aspects of a MAD Editors the last Year of the 20th Century!” The cal job. Just to show how much you know, proofreading and fact checking are #6 on the tendar is obviously that of the year 1909. But list of MAD Editor's duties (hardly “key” by anyone's definition). The other five more ‘even Alfred E. Neuman knows that the year important aspects are: 199 sth 3 4. Write yet another long, meandering 4. Call John Caldwell, tell him the sale Genury. The 2st Century does letter to Marsa Tomel asking fora is working for Berg and he shoul ttl the year 2001, Keep up the Keer ee ese James L. Davis, Sunnyvale, CA 2 Call Dave Berg and make sure he's 5. Mock readers on the Letters Page. 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