CNespresso

Hello, I am Scott Brown, CEO Of Nespresso. Because of my products,some people call me the king of
coffee. Some others call me a registered sex Offender, but you know, in my job The important isn't
the honors, but the Result And oh boy I'm telling you this machine got some pretty good results. Are
you tired Of making coffee the hard Way? Its long, its complex and it takes a lot of dishes that you’re
gonna have to wash later and it makes you look poor. Like, for real what type of pathetic human
beings doesnt have a coffee machine ? If you do not own a coffee machine in 2021, your life is a
failure and you cant contest it. You're probably the kind of person who would give a self-made card
just to avoid buying one for 3$ at Jean Coutu. it does not taste good. TRY NESSPRESSO RIGHT NOW.
With nesspresso, You can easily make coffee for you and your Friends. Now You may not trust me so
let me show you some other clients (sketch jeremy ) Wow this REAL client is completely fan of our
coffee. This coffee machine is simpler and better than The others coffee machines.

This coffee machine is so easy to use and it works perfectly.

I like you a waffle lot.

If Shakespeare cooked breakfast, he’d make a Hamlet.
Don’t go bacon my heart! I couldn’t if I fried!
You’re bacon me crazy.
Look to the sunny side!
Let’s get stacked.
That’s all yolks.
Thanks a brunch!
BAE = Bacon and Eggs
A toast to a beautiful day!
No one stacks up to you!
I’ve got the brunchies.
We’re butter together!
Omelet that slide.
Life is brew-tiful!
I like you a waffle lot.
If Shakespeare cooked breakfast, he’d make a Hamlet.
Don’t go bacon my heart! I couldn’t if I fried!
You’re bacon me crazy.
Look to the sunny side!
Let’s get stacked.
That’s all yolks.
Thanks a brunch!
BAE = Bacon and Eggs
A toast to a beautiful day!
No one stacks up to you!
I’ve got the brunchies.
We’re butter together!
Omelet that slide.
Life is brew-tiful!