JUDGE SONIA SOTOMAYOR

INT. COURT ROOM.

VOICE
The supreme court just got a little
spicier.

SOTOMAYOR
You guilty baby. Since the minute I
saw you. Get going. Next case!

VOICE
Get ready America for a new Law in
the land. She's about Close Cases
Caliente style.

SOTOMAYOR
Bring out the next cabron!

Enter Donald.

VOICE
Donald is facing charges for Tax
evasion.

SOTOMAYOR
Are you serious? Do you want Obama
to beat yo ass. Ese negro no juega.
Don't play around with Tio Sam. You
gotta pay baby. Que te pasa?

VOICE
Donald is also facing slander
charges for speaking derogatory
about women.

SOTOMAYOR
Ok that's no good honey. No, no,
no... Whats wrong with you boy. You
came from a woman. You gonna speak
like that infront of your mama. Nu
uh... get out of here.

VOICE
Wait there's more.

SOTOMAYOR
Ay dios mio. What now?!

VOICE
He once said Mexicans were rapists.

SOTOMAYOR
 Oh no... Thats it. You a dead
maricon now. No good for you.
Somebody hold my baby. How you gonna
talk bad about Mexicans?! What the
fuck yo. I'm puerto rican though.
But damn, no joda! ... Yea you
guilty. Go to jail, be gone, go, Bye
Felicia. Case closed.

VOICE
Bringing Boricua Justice to the
supreme court. Sonia Sotomayor is
closing case

SOTOMAYOR
Ya tu sabe! Supreme justice up in
this bitch. Ya heard.
END.