A MODEST PROPOSAL FOR WOMEN

By Janethe Alexandra López Pérez

There is a very relevant problem among women: we are never satisfied with our
body. Chubby women want to lose weight and slim women want to gain weight,
those with little breasts want to increase them, and those with big breasts want to
decrease them. Those with short hair want it longer and those with long hair want to
cut it, but we are never satisfied. Of course, the chubby ones do not want to exercise,
and the slim ones, even if they eat, cannot reach their ideal size. A quick solution
that will help both parts is that the chubby girls cut all the remaining parts of their
bodies, or the parts they want to remove: the slices, the excess mass of the arms
and legs, parts of the busts and buttocks. They must donate them to slim women,
and they must sew it to their bodies until they have the body they want. Girls who
are too tall can cut their legs and swap them with short girls. If they have long hair
and want it short, they should simply give it to those who want more hair and implant
it in their skulls. We can probably do the same with those who want eyes of another
color, let's exchange eyes. It is a proposal for exchange between girls, we help each
other, and we will all have what we want.