1. Speaking as a completely objective third party outsider/observer with absolutely no personal
interest in the matter 2. Mesh well together 3. It all boiled down to one inevitable conclusion 4. Come back and waltz into your life 5. Have I not tell you a thousand time? 6. Scoot over a little 7. Going through a little bit of rough patches 8. Shade some lights on this situation 9. I’m the last piece of the puzzle right? 10. I never know when I’ll be summoned to swoop into action 11. You need to confront him and tell him his pathetic midlife crisis is making it impossible for you to do your job 12. He thinks he can motivate his worker by being a cold, distant authority figure 13. What is all these strange garb you adorn? 14. Success is not guaranteed, it is not handed to you, success is earned, today we are forging a new path 15. I’m stretched a little thin today 16. So after wrestling about it all day, I decided to tell her 17. You’re too emotionally constipated 18. Well, well, well look who cam crawling back 19. [speaking about pregnancy and labour experience] Just constantly surprised by how amazing the body is, I guess I got this whole newfound respect of realizing that no matter how useless Iam, my body is very useful and will get on with things 20. The relationship went a bit stale 21. Rocky start to a smooth finish 22. I have a proposal, now before you poke holes in it, I’d like you to hear me out 23. [talking about someone vandalising school locker with the gum he just ate] I’m trying to be nice and not criticized but I just have to say that’s the filthiest disgusting habit I’ve ever seen. Someone’s gonna lean against that and get it stucked to their clothes but do you care? NO BECAUSE YOU’RE NOTHING BUT A SELF-ABSORBED INCONSIDERATE SLOB 24. It holds a mirror up to society 25. All these flavours and you choose to be salty 26. I went on a run to let off steam after our dispute 27. I have no qualm in blocking those jerks 28. Nuggets of wisdom 29. Why not dip your feet in the pool of possibilities?