HoNEY HEIST
A GAME BY GRANT H (2017) 0TH
THANKS To AL ouT oF BUBBIEGUM,
3:16 AND, WEIRDLY, TOLARIS.
ITS HONEYCON 2017. You ARE
Gow TO UNDERTAKE THE
GREATEST HEIST THE WoRLD HAs EER
SEEN: Two THINGS:
ONE: You HAVE A commEX PLANTRAT
REAURES PRECISE THING.
Se: You ARE A GODDAMN ‘BEAR.
Poll 306 fo dotermine. yr dosciiptor
oe
rar le, and your bar type.
DESCRIPTOR: = BEAR TYPE (AnD skit):
br Rookie; 1:Grzalay cen
nee L:Polar en
3+ Retir BrPounda (Eck anugita
4 Unhinged. Halk looks (ike we)
5S: Slice fy: Blacle CCuimb)
6: Incompetent S:Sun ore )
RoE: 6: Mona, Bod ops Coragy
Musee 4: eed
DBrains S: Twiel
BDriver 6: Face
Name your bear, iF
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Coo Cand tate
CHANGING STRTES
Hey GM! Whana player rolls dice and the
faoost dice thoy roll is a 6, introduce a twist oF
unsaon complicakion into proceedings.
FRUSTRATION: Whon the plan fails and yar 0 into
difFieutty, move. one point Fam CRIMINAL into
‘BEAR
GREED: When the plan goes ofF without a hitch,
move ona point Frm BEAR into CRIMINAL -
You cam voluntearily move bie point Fram BEAR te
CAIMWAL by doing a Flastikack sone in which
and the other bears plan cut te heist over col
and cigurettes in the back rom fF a boas.
You cam voluntarily move. one point oF CRIMINAL inte
BEAR by eating « lead of hones.
THE END
IF CRIMINAL Stak ever reaches 6, you ace,
luxed info a life F crime ond betray the posty. IF
jour “BEAR stat ever reaches 6, you Clip awk
ther sie and (ose if, Precamably ts be picked up
by omimal contrat in half an hous o se.
RANDOM TABLES To eT UP THE ADVENTURE :
Honeycon 1S BEING HELD IN A:
1 Creepy I: Lakeside Cam
2: Busy 2: Fishing village
3 Run-down 3: Metropolitan ciky
4: Beautihdl 4 Comention conker
5: 5S Tack cor r
6+ Lavish 6: Wildocness retreat
ASIDE From LoABs oF HONE, THE PRIZE 15+
SATS:
You hove tuo stods: BEAR ond Camm AL. is UiFradense eenphoney from expecially pach bees
Both start ak 3. Use FEAR to: mowk
stuff, run and climb, FF damage,
Scase people, and al de bear
SHEE. Use. CRIMINAL to: do anything,
ror directly celoted to being a bone:
CTIONS: ana tye outcome is in doubt
When yor act, SU 0 26. IF its eqprall
fo 2 undor Ho relovant sta, got
Succeed. If if over the. stat,
Fil. IF yorte oning your beat seit,
dein tameting vores yur
he, roll 2 dco and pick the lout
[( Bemus Har TABLE te tev mawT Your
Tess 2:TP
S: compo
2: A briefcase of Pure manuka extract worth over $Sm
3:The Queen of All Bees, Once Exijed, Now Returned
Ay Black Orchid Heneu, which tums onyme whe eats
ie inte A opty
es Lincoln bechive, taught tobe haunted
his hest ; :
6: Miss Universe 2017, an especially aktractive bea
SECURITY FEATURES (AU twice)? CONVENTION ORGANISER;
: a Canning and sly
2:Pleckronricalliy-locked dons 2: Greedy, and wiclanct
3: Laser -tipwire gas 4 Cbneltss and exploitable
KiCCT ngtworte he too obsessed with Wey
” S"imponthable vat a A Spoitt trust-fancd kid
E26 Poison Gas *Rutinless and corrupt
BAT HME De WE BEARS KNOW (4H Keep Huis secret!)
Tis place is aged fo Blow! 4: Theyve boon set up!
2the cops ose en route! S* THE prize oo a Lae
Bilosk-a rival team oF bea! 6: Tea bec» are anges!