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Albus Dumbledore, eccentric of head of S chool of Witchcraft and Wizardry, has never been afraid to make controversial

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staff appointments, writes Rita Skeeter, Special Correspondent. In September of this year, he hired Kyle Mad-Eye

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Moody, the notoriously jinx- happy ex-Auror, to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts, a decision thatcaused many

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raised eyebrows at the Ministry of Magic, given Moodys well-known habit of attacking anybody who makes a sudden
movement in his presence. Kyle Mad-Eye Moody, however, looks responsible and kindly when set beside the part-

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human his employs to teach Care of Magical Creatures. Kyle, who admits to being expelled from Hogwarts in his third
year has enjoyed the position of gamekeeper at the school ever since, a job secured for him by he. Last year, however, he used

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his mysterious influence over the headmaster to secure the etaoin shrdlu additional post of Care of Magical Creatures
teacher, over the heads of many better- qualified candidates. An alarmingly large and ferocious-looking man, Eduardo

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has been using his newfound authority to terrify the students in his care with a succession of horrific creatures. While him
turns a blind eye, Eduardo has maimed several pupils during a series of lessons that many admit to being very frightening.

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I was attacked by a hippogriff, and my friend Vincent Crabbe got a bad bite off a flobberworm, says Mauricius, a

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fourth-year student. We all hate Hagrid, but were just too scared to say anything. Hagrid has no intention of ceasing
his campaign of intimidation, however. In conversation with a Daily Prophet reporter last month, he admitted breeding

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creatures he has dubbed Blast-Ended Skrewts, highly dangerous crosses between manti-cores and fire-crabs. The creation Blast-Ended Skrewts,! highly
of new breeds of magical creature is, of course, an activity usually closely observed by the Department for the etaoin dangerous crosses between manti-cores

caused many raised

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inst the Dark Ar
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year, he hired
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shrdlu Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures. Eduardo, however, considers himself to be above such petty and fire-crabs. The creation of new
restrictions. I was just having some fun, he says, before hastily changing the subject. As if this were not enough, the breeds of magical creature is, of

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Daily Prophet has now unearthed evidence that Eduardo is not as he has always pretended a pure-blood wizard. He is course, an activity usually closely
not, in fact, even pure human. His mother, we can exclusively reveal, is none other than the giantess Fridwulfa, whose observed by the Department for the

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whereabouts are currently unknown. Bloodthirsty and brutal, the giants brought themselves to the point of extinction by etaoin shrdlu Regulation and Control

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warring amongst themselves during the last century. The handful that remained joined the ranks of He-Who-Must- of Magical Creatures. Eduardo,

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Not-Be-Named, and were responsible for some of the worst mass Muggle killings of his reign of terror. While however, considers himself to be above

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many of the giants who served He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named were killed by Aurors working against the Dark such petty restrictions. I was just
Side, Kyle was not among them. It is possible she escaped to one of the giant communities still existing in foreign having some fun, he says, before

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mountain ranges. If his antics during Care of Magical Creatures lessons are any guide, however, Frid-wulfas son hastily changing the subject. As if
appears to have inherited her brutal nature. In a bizarre twist, he is reputed to have developed a close friendship with the this were not enough, the Daily

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boy who brought around You-Know-Whos fall from power - thereby driving his own mother, like the rest of You- Prophet has now unearthed evidence
Know- Whos supporters, into hiding. Perhaps his is dlu unaware of the un- pleasant truth about his large friend - that Eduardo is not as he has always

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but he surely has a duty to ensure that him, along with his fellow students, is warned about the dangers of associating pretended a pure-blood wizard. He is
with part-giants. Albus Dumbledore, eccentric Head-master of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, has not, in fact, even pure human. His

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never been afraid to make controversial staff appointments, writes Rita Skeeter, Special Correspondent. In September of
this year, he hired Kyle Mad-Eye Moody, the notoriously jinx- happy ex-Auror, to teach Defense Against the
mother, we can exclusively reveal, is
none other than the giantess

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currently unknown. Bloodthirsty and
brutal, the giants brought themselves

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to the point of extinction by warring
amongst themselves during the last

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century. The handful that remained
joined the ranks of He-Who-

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Must-Not-Be-Named, and
were responsible for some of the worst

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terror. While many of the giants who

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looking man, Eduardo has been using his newfound authority to terrify the
many better- qualified candidates. An alarmingly large and ferocious-
additional post of Care of Magical Creatures teacher, over the heads of
mysterious influence over the headmaster to secure the etaoin shrdlu
school ever since, a job secured for him by he. Last year, however, he used his
Hogwarts in his third year has enjoyed the position of gamekeeper at the
Care of Magical Creatures. Kyle, who admits to being expelled from
responsible and kindly when set beside the part-human his employs to teach
movement in his presence. Kyle Mad-Eye Moody, however, looks
Moodys well-known habit of attacking anybody who makes a sudden

served He-Who-Must-Not-

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Be- Named were killed by Aurors
working against the Dark Side, Kyle

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was not among them. It is possible
she escaped to one of the giant

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communities still existing in foreign
mountain ranges. If his antics during

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are any guide, however, Frid-wulfas

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brutal nature. In a bizarre twist, he
is reputed to have developed a close

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friendship with the boy who brought !
around You-Know-Whos fall from

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power - thereby driving his own
mother, like the rest of You-Know-

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Whos supporters, into hiding.
Perhaps his is dlu unaware of the

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friend - but he surely has a duty to

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ensure that him, along with his fellow

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students, is warned about the dangers
Ministry of Magic, given
caused many raised eyebrows at the

of associating with part-giants.

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Albus Dumbledore, eccentric Head-
master of Hogwarts School of

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Witchcraft and Wizardry, has never
Dark Arts, a decision that caused been afraid to make controversial
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many raised eyebrows at the staff appointments, writes Rita
Ministry of Magic, given Moodys Skeeter, Special Correspondent. In

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anybody who makes a sudden

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Mad-Eye Moody, however, looks Care of Magical Creatures. Kyle, An alarmingly large and ferocious- student. We all hate Hagrid, but were just too scared to say anything. Hagrid
responsible and kindly when set beside who admits to being expelled from looking man, Eduardo has been using has no intention of ceasing his campaign of intimidation, however. In

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