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Thank goodness you’re here! I need some serious help. I work at the Stanford Registrar’s Office and COVID-19 has
really shaken things up. Since Spring quarter is only 9 weeks long, some professors have modified their course
descriptions and re-submitted their original class overviews. A bug in the system caused the name of the
professor teaching each class to get deleted. I’m too embarrassed to email all the faculty again and tell them
what’s happened. I heard that you might know which professors have the skills to teach each class. Please help
me figure this out!

1.[3]
How do we power planes, trains and automobiles? Welcome to the magical study of Mechanical Engineering in the
physical world. This class will focus on the systems inside the common machines humans use for transportation.
Professor:

2.[7]
This class will be a deep-dive on insubordination in the movie Insterstellar. Dishcussion will be led by the Captain.
Professor:

3.[5]
We will study how the legal community has handled when Piracy and the Law of the Sea collide. Famous fictional cases
include in the book The Martian, when Mark Watney commandeers a NASA vessel in space without permission after being
stranded in space when his crew blasts off in a hurried evacuation from Mars
Professor:
4.[3]
Hip hop to classics like “Hit me baby one more time!” Advanced training is highly recommended before applying to this
class. Getting into this studio might be a long shot for the beginning dancer.
Professor:

5.[7]
Black holes 101. Note to prospective class candidates: This is one of our most popular Physics fundamental classes. We
hear that it is more than worth the time investment.
Professor:

6.[6]
Rebellions and fights of 19th century America.
Professor:

7.[1]
Get ready to blast off into the amazing study of communications and automatic control systems. We will examine both
machines and living systems.
Professor:

8.[0]
Melanesians and Polynesian spirituality. Note: There’s power in numbers. As we are time-strapped this spring quarter (9
weeks), students are encouraged to get into groups of two or more to complete targeted assignments.
Professor:
9.[5]
This subject covers the history of the aircraft industry. Covering events from the Industrial Revolution to modern day
advances in technology by Space X, we will deconstruct major milestones along the way as humans have taken to the sky.
Professor:

10.[3]
It’s been called “the art of effective organization”, by some and “the art of securing efficient operation” by others.
Whatever you call it, Marie-Kondo has infiltrated our collective consciousness. She’s everywhere, from Netflix to your
mother’s closet. This class will study this sensation and whether there are really psychological benefits.
Professor:

11.[4]
An introduction to Opera. We will cover famous operas such as Wagner’s Die Walküre and Rossini’s Le Mercenaire. We
will also study key operatic techniques like the Italian libretto and Spanish blaster
Professor:

12.[0]
Do you wonder when is the right time to invest in the stock market? Do you feel like you’re so guarded with your money
that you’re chronically late to the game? Take this class or you might be driving that broken down van for the rest of your
life.
Professor:
13.[1]
Give yourself the space to meditate. We will focus on breaking down our mental barriers and calming the chaotic sea of
thoughts that rob us of tranquility. Breath deeply. Show mercy. Namaste.
Professor:

14.[2]
Starry starry night.. Van Gough’s life was shrouded in bouts of mental illness, depression and poverty, and his art was not
widely cherished, protected, or celebrated until after his death. This class will study the works of a shadowy star who
became one of the most influential figures in the history of Western Art.
Professor:
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1. [3] How do we power planes, trains and Mech-Pilot / Power, Planes, magical, Annie I
automobiles? Welcome to the magical Sorcerer mechanical,
study of Mechanical Engineering in the
physical world. This class will focus on transportation
the systems inside the common
machines humans use for
transportation.
2. [7] This class will be a deep-dive on Rebel / Insubordination, Aurelion Sol N
insubordination in the movie Starship Insterstellar, Captain
Insterstellar. Dishcussion will be led
by the Captain.
3. [5] We will study how the legal community Space pirate / Mark Watney, piracy Graves S
has handled when Piracy and the Law Blaster (calls himself a space
of the Sea collide. Famous fictional
cases include in the book The Martian, pirate in the movie),
when Mark Watney commandeers a space, blasts, Martian,
NASA vessel in space without Mars
permission after being stranded in
space when his crew blasts off in a
hurried evacuation from Mars
4. [3] Hip hop to classics like “Hit me baby Chrono / Time, long shot, Caitlyn T
one more time!” Advanced training is Sniper advanced training
highly recommended before applying
to this class. Getting into this studio
might be a long shot for the beginning
dancer.
5. [7] Black holes 101. Note to prospective Dark Star / Black hole, investment Mordekaiser I
class candidates: This is one of our Vanguard
 most popular Physics fundamental
classes. We hear that it is more than
worth the time investment.
6. [6] Rebellions and fights of 19th century Rebel / Malphite T
America. Brawler
7. [1] 1. Get ready to blast off into the Cybernetic/ Blast off, and the Lucian U
amazing study of communications Blaster definition of cybernetic
and automatic control systems. We
will examine both machines and
living systems.

8. [0] Melanesians and Polynesian Chrono Melanesian and Thresh T

spirituality. Note: There’s power in Mana-reaver Polynesian spirituality
numbers. As we are time-strapped (mana), time, groups of
this spring quarter (9 weeks), students 2 or more
are encouraged to get into groups of
two or more to complete targeted
assignments.
9. [5] This subject covers the history of the Mech-Pilot / Aircraft, industrial, Rumble E
aircraft industry. Covering events Demolitionist space x, deconstruct,
from the Industrial Revolution to sky
modern day advances in technology
by Space X, we will deconstruct major
milestones along the way as humans
have taken to the sky.
10. [3] It’s been called “the art of effective Cybernetic/ 2 definitions of Ekko O
organization”, by some and “the art of Infiltrator cybernetic. Infilitrated
securing efficient operation” by others.
Whatever you call it, Marie-Kondo has
infiltrated our collective consciousness.
She’s everywhere, from Netflix to your
mother’s closet. This class will study
this sensation and whether there are
really psychological benefits.
 11. [4] An introduction to Opera. We will Valkyrie / The Valkyries opera, the Miss Fortune F
cover famous operas such as Blaster, Mercenary (in French),
Wagner’s Die Walküre and Rossini’s Mercenary blaster
Le Mercenaire. We will also study key
operatic techniques like the Italian
libretto and blaster

12. [0] Do you wonder when is the right time Chrono Time, invest, van, Wukong W
to invest in the stock market? Do you /Vanguard guarded, chronically
feel like you’re so guarded with your
money that you’re chronically late to
the game? Take this class or you
might be driving that broken down
van for the rest of your life.
13. [1] Give yourself the space to meditate. Space pirate / Space, breaking down, Gangplank A
We will focus on breaking down our Demolitionist, sea, rob, mercy.
mental barriers and calming the Mercenary
chaotic sea of thoughts that rob us of
tranquility. Breath deeply. Show
mercy. Namaste.
14. [2] Starry starry night.. Van Gough’s life Dark Star / Starry, protected, Jarvan IV R
was shrouded in bouts of mental Protector shadowy star
illness, depression and poverty, and
his art was not widely cherished,
protected, or celebrated until after his
death. This class will study the works
of a shadowy star who became one of
the most influential figures in the
history of Western Art.

Aurelion Sol Rebel, Starship

Jinx Rebel Blaster
Malphite Rebel Brawler
Master Yi Rebel Blademaster
Sona Rebel Mystic
Yasuo Rebel Blademaster
Ziggs Rebel Demolitionist

Space pirate
Darius Space pirate, Mana-reaver
Gangplank Space pirate, Demolitionist, Mercenary
Graves Space pirate, Blaster
Jayce Space pirate, Vanguard

Chrono
Blitzcrank Chrono Brawler
Caitlyn Chrono Sniper
Ezreal Chrono Blaster
Shen Chrono Blademaster
Thresh Chrono Mana-reaver
Twisted Fate Chrono Sorcerer
Wukong Chrono Vanguard

Valkyrie
Kai’Sa Valkyrie / Infiltrator
Kayle Valkyrie / Blademaster
Miss Fortune Valkyrie / Blaster, Mercenary

Dark Star
Jarvan IV Dark Star / Protector
Jhin Dark Star / Sniper
Karma Dark Star / Mystic
Lux Dark Star / Sorcerer
Mordekaiser Dark Star / Vanguard
Shaco Dark Star / Infiltrator
Xerath Dark Star / Sorcerer
Cybernetic
Ekko Cybernetic/ Infiltrator
Fiora Cybernetic/ Blademaster
Irelia Cybernetic/ Blademaster, Mana-reaver
Leona Cybernetic/ Vanguard
Lucian Cybernetic/ Blaster
Vi Cybernetic/ Brawler