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The Bendy Banana: A Short Story by Untitled Writer
The Bendy Banana: A Short Story by Untitled Writer
A Short Story
by Untitled writer
Gregory Noris had always loved damp Oxford with its slow, steep
swamps. It was a place where he felt unstable.
He was a cute, tactless, tea drinker with pointy toes and short
ankles. His friends saw him as a loud, low lawyer. Once, he had
even helped a bored baby bird cross the road. That's the sort of
man he was.
Gregory looked back, even more active and still fingering the
bendy banana. "Tommy, get out of my house," he replied.
They looked at each other with cross feelings, like two heavy,
healthy humming birds bouncing at a very stable wedding, which
had reggae music playing in the background and two kind uncles
eating to the beat.
Suddenly, Tommy lunged forward and tried to punch Gregory in
the face. Quickly, Gregory grabbed the bendy banana and
brought it down on Tommy's skull.
Gregory Noris went back inside and made himself a nice cup of
tea.
THE END