• A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club.

“We don’t

serve your kind here,” the bartender says. “Why not?” one

yogurt asks. “We’re cultured.”

• A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The

bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

• A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings

and a pint of beer, please,” he says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you,”

the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head.”

• A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The

bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says,

“Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”

• A guy walks into a bar and there’s a horse serving drinks. The

horse asks, “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a

horse tending bar before?” The guy says, “It’s not that. I just

never thought the parrot would sell the place.”