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SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM THE EDITOR


I just wanted to take a minute to talk about the So I want to say “Thank you” to Mike Tycoon
magazine and why it was created. Let me start for making this great game (I appreciate it so
by saying how much I love playing much that I made a shirt just for him). I want to
MMATycoon. Prior to this game, the only thank the participants of the PWNAGE
similar experience I had was playing UFC MMA/K1 org for helping make my dream come
Undisputed and running a wrestling e-fed. Both to life. And most importantly, I want to thank
of these things were a huge sap of time and you, the reader, for taking your time to read
eventually I just couldn’t keep up. Tycoon has this fake magazine that I put my heart in to. I
so many different things you can do to keep hope you enjoy the magazine and I implore
busy, yet the action is spread out enough to you to participant in this game as much as you
keep your interest. possibly can.

CREDITS & LEGAL


Edited by: Buster Gloves THE CONTENTS OF THIS MAGAZINE IN
Columns by: Buster Gloves PART OR IN WHOLE; IS INTENDED FOR
Cover art by: Buster Gloves NON-COMMERCIAL ENTERTAINMENT
Graphic Design: Buster Gloves PURPOSES ONLY, AND IS NOT ALLOWED
Special Thanks: Mike Tycoon, Dirty Harry, TO BE USED IN ANY WAY THAT IS OR MAY
Dave Struction, Kelly McGrady, Silver Blunt, LEAD TO THE GAIN OF ANY SORT OF
PWNAGE MMA/K1, The Tycoon World Order ECONOMIC VALUE; UNLESS YOU ARE OR
Alliance, Christine, Parker, Mason, and Noel HAVE PRIOR WRITTEN AGREEMENT FROM
Smith BJJ. ITS CREATOR/CREATORS.

INTRODUCTION
WELCOME TO THE MAGAZINE
PWNAGE: The Magazine is a monthly
magazine produced by the PWNAGE Clothing
Company of New York. Its content is designed
for entertainment purposes only and is targeted
towards players of MMA Tycoon, the popular
MMA simulator found at MMATycoon.com.
More specifically, this publication
encompasses all material related to the
PWNAGE MMA/K1 organization in New York.

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PWNAGE STARS OF THE NIGHT


The PWNAGE Stars of the Night are awarded to the 3 fighters on each card that we here at PWNAGE Clothing feel best
represent the concept of PWNAGE. You may ask yourself, “What exactly is PWNAGE?” Let’s examine what the word
means to us:

pwnage [pone-edge] –noun


1. an instance of defeating someone severely, often to the point of humiliation
2. a state of compromising or controlling a target
3. an epic clothing company for hardcore MMA fans that like high fives, chicks with machine guns, and nut-kicking
douche-bags through flaming walls of tigers!

As part of the honor, each one of the PWNAGE Stars of the Night will be honored in next month’s edition of the PWNAGE
MMA/K1 magazine. Any fighter that receives the honor on 3 different cards will have a signature T-shirt created and sold
by PWNAGE Clothing of New York. Now let’s take a look at this month’s winners of the PWNAGE Stars of the Night:

PWNAGE 12 PWNAGE 13 PWNAGE 14 PWNAGE 15


Wong Ling John J Rambo Fionn Mac Cumhaill Ray Williams

Doug Harden Chuck The Icemizzle Richtor Schkayle Dwight Ansalon

John Schulz George Richardson Douglas Quaid Eric Sutter

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PWNAGE WALL OF FAME


Here is a list of every PWNAGE Stars of the Night Award winner in the history of this publication.
Fighters with the most awards are at the top of the list.

Wong “Ox” Ling


“Dynamite” Doug Harden
John “French Toast” Schulz
John J Rambo
Chuck “Liddizzle” The Icemizzle
George “Stomp” Richardson
"Warrior Chieftain" Fionn Mac Cumhaill
"Earthquake" Richtor Schkayle
Douglas Quaid
“Razor” Ray Williams
Dwight Ansalon
Eric Sutter

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PWNAGE 12
LING VS TURNER
PWNAGE 12: Ling vs Turner featured a welterweight Title fight with Wong “Ox” Ling going up against
Jason “The Burner” Turner. Ling was coming off a successful title defense, but had his hands full with
a talented opponent on a 7-fight win streak. On this night Ling was the better fighter and retained the
title after a first round submission. PWNAGE 12 put up a 127 rating for the event and looks to
improve on that number during the next show.

The “PWNAGE Stars of the Night” for PWNAGE 12 are going to Wong “Ox” Ling, “Dynamite” Doug
Harden, and John “French Toast” Schulz.

Wong “Ox” Ling was the most impressive on this night by taking out top contender Jason “The
Burner” Turner. In a match between 2 talented strikers, Ling was almost untouchable. Once he took
his opponent to the ground, Ling finished the fight with the quickness. In fact, Ling put his opponent to
sleep with an air tight arm triangle just halfway through the first round. The Ox is a bad man.

“Dynamite” Doug Harden came to fight as well. He clearly was not interested in taking the fight to the
ground against BJJ Brown Belt Jeff Grant. So rather than to toy with his opponent, “Dynamite” light
the fuse early in the first round. He initiated a shock and awe campaign on the grappler and knocked
him clean out with an uppercut forged in the heart fires of the good old USA.

John “French Toast” Schulz proved to everyone that he has the heart of a champion in his battle with
Manchild Warsaw. Schulz’s opponent hadn’t lost in his last 9 fights and appeared to be the better
fighter on paper, but “French Toast” would not be deterred. Schulz repeatedly took down his
opponent and put on a jiu jitsu clinic before he slapped on the “French Toast” leg triangle and forced
the tap out. Schulz became the first man to tap out this opponent and earned a PWNAGE star of the
night honor for his trouble.

Weight Rnds Winner Loser Method Round Time

170 lbs
170 lbs 5 Wong Ling Jason Turner Submission (Arm Triangle) 1 02:34
Title
170 lbs 3 Zack Allan Alexander Iii Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00
170 lbs 3 Fresh Hamz Jay White Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00
170 lbs 3 Doug Harden Jeff Grant KO (Punch) 1 00:58
155 lbs 3 John Schulz Manchild Warsaw Submission (Triangle Choke) 2 04:35
185 lbs 3 Aodhan o hAodha Peregrin Broadfoot Submission (Kneebar) 2 04:59
265 lbs 3 Marcus Jones Janek Grzmot Submission (Kimura) 1 01:59
185 lbs 3 Bosco o Neill Brad Cunningham KO (Head Kick) 2 01:09
205 lbs 3 Guilherme Valenzuela Jt Carter TKO (Strikes) 1 03:58
185 lbs 3 Jackie Johnson Igor Baravski Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00

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PWNAGE 13
LAST MINUTE MADNESS
PWNAGE 13: Last Minute Madness was a monster card. The main event of the evening saw
Middleweight champion Lyoto Machida take on Lightweight champion Mike Martin in a highly
anticipated battle for what should be considered the pound for pound title of the organization.
Although Martin came close to finishing the fight by submission, Lyoto Machida took the victory on the
cards and improved his unbeaten streak to 10 in a row. What a champion we’ve got here at
PWNAGE. The main event helped propel the card to a 170 rating, making it the 3rd most successful
card in organization history and 2nd best since the PWNAGE era.

The “PWNAGE Stars of the Night” for PWNAGE 13 are going to John J Rambo, Chuck "Liddizle" The
Icemizzle, and George “Stomp” Richardson.

John J Rambo had his hands full when he faced off against undefeated 7-0 rising star Erik Bryant, but
he gave him a war he couldn’t believe. Right out of the gate, Rambo drew first blood. Then he drew
first blood part II. Rambo’s standup game was on point and he only gave his opponent 2 choices that
night: Live for nothing or die for something. Then he knocked him out cold with a devastating right
hook. Whatever possessed God in heaven to make a fighter as badass as John J Rambo? God didn't
make Rambo. Mike Tycoon made him and what you call hell, he calls home.

Chuck "Liddizle" The Icemizzle met Hiroshimo Hiro in a welterweight match up. The Icemizzle was a
much younger fighter and had much less experience but he was still able to sizzle. “Liddizle” but the
ice block on the ground game of his opponent and put on a cold display of boxing as he served up an
icy plate of face destruction for 3 rounds. Chuck finally froze his opponent with a solid cross in the 3rd
round before he knocked him out cold moments later. Liddizle The Icemizzle is for rizzle mah nizzle.

George “Stomp” Richardson (6-5) was a big underdog in his fight with Jack Shepherd (12-4), but he
was able to rise to the occasion. In fact, he stomped a mud-hole in his opponent’s ass early in the first
round of his fight. To be more specific, Richardson mixed up the striking game with a full frontal
assault of kicks, punches, and knees to the groin on his way to a TKO stoppage just 2 minutes in to
the first round. Very shocking and impressive victory by the man they call “Stomp”.

Weight Rnds Winner Loser Method Round Time

185 lbs 3 Lyoto Machida Mike Martin Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00


265 lbs 3 John J Rambo Erik Bryant KO (Punch) 1 01:09
170 lbs 3 Chuck The Icemizzle Hiroshimo Hiro TKO (Strikes) 3 03:01
205 lbs 3 Anderson Silva Don The Fist Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00
185 lbs 3 Dave Bower Bruce Lee Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00
155 lbs 3 Urinus Limberdinkle Bubz Phatz Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00
205 lbs 3 James William Marshall Mathers Submission (Kimura) 1 04:01
170 lbs 3 Pedro Omar Curtis Jackson Submission (Arm Triangle) 1 02:57
170 lbs 3 George Richardson Jack Shepherd TKO (Kick and Punches) 1 02:04
265+ lbs 5 Shogun Gracie Tiny McGee Decision (Unanimous) 5 03:00

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PWNAGE 14
CHARYAK VS RYBACK
PWNAGE 14: Charyak vs Ryback was another successful event. The final fight of the night was the
Heavyweight championship match between Brad Charyak and Casey Ryback. The elder Charvak
proved why he is champion and dominated the fight by winning every round. He took the decision win
and retained the top spot in the heavyweight division. The card put up a 145 rating but should have
seen a much greater number had it not seen a No Contest in the undercard.

The “PWNAGE Stars of the Night” for PWNAGE 14 are going to Fionn Mac Cumhaill, Richtor
Schkayle and Douglas Quaid.

Our first star of the night is “Warrior Chieftain” Fionn Mac Cumhaill. He was looking to rebound from
losing his title in his previous fight and truly shined against a very talented opponent in Khun Rayn. It
didn’t take long before the “Warrior Chieftain” brought the fight down to the earth. From there he
mauled he pounded his opponent like a territorial Gorilla with ‘roid rage. He would have continued the
face mashing but the doctor stepped in and mercifully ended the tribal beat down.

"Earthquake" Richtor Schkayle brought the house down with a devastating performance. Joel
Angelini spent his entire payload on his opening barrage (and did hurt Schkayle), but “Earthquake”
was able to recover his senses and begin orchestrating his own natural disaster. In fact, there were
many times in the first round when it looked like Joel Angelini was going to be completely leveled, but
he withstood some groundbreaking shots and stood strong. An aftershock head kick in the opening
seconds of the 2nd round crumpled Schkayle’s opponent prompting the ref to interfere and assess
the damage inflicted upon the helpless fighter. His opponent's face declared a state of emergency
adn Schkayle had his victory.

Everything was working for Douglas Quaid on this night. Matched up against a more experienced
opponent in Knockout Bob, he was able to clinch, strike, takedown, and pound his way to another W.
In fact, Quaid’s opponent was such a bloody mess at the end of the first round that the doctor’s had to
come in and stop the fight. The ring really looked like a crime scene after this one was over.

Weight Rnds Winner Loser Method Round Time

205 lbs
205 lbs 5 Brad Charyak Casey Ryback Decision (Unanimous) 5 05:00
Title
205 lbs 3 Fionn Mac Cumhaill Khun Rayn TKO (Cut) 1 01:57
265 lbs 3 Richtor Schkayle Joel Angelini TKO (Kick and Punches) 2 00:29
265 lbs 3 Douglas Quaid Knockout Bob TKO (Cut) 1 04:32
185 lbs 3 Tyler Mayfield Wes Morris Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00
205 lbs 3 Anderson Silva Milan Lucic Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00
205 lbs 3 Ziggy Donovan Pauly Dee No Contest 1 00:00
265+ lbs 5 Shogun Gracie Mark Spector Decision (Unanimous) 5 03:00
205 lbs 3 Vince Klaustner Legionarivs Sakara Submission (Strikes) 1 01:57
185 lbs 3 Jack Shepherd Aodhan o hAodha Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00

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PWNAGE 15
PWNAGE 15: Nahrul vs Boubeez hosted 2 different title fights. Up first was the K1 open-weight battle
between Wolfgang Amadeus and Adolf Jonsen. Amadeus effectively worked in and out of the clinch
and was able to seal a convincing unanimous decision victory over his previously unbeaten opponent.
In the main event, long-time defending Heavyweight Champion Kzarik Nahrul took on Iliek Boubeez
in a rematch of their title fight from not so long ago. In what should be considered one of the greatest
fights in PWNAGE MMA history, Kzarik Nahrul was just barely able to eek out the decision victory
with a gutsy 5th round performance. The card netted a superb 156 rating.

The “PWNAGE Stars of the Night” for PWNAGE 15 are going to Ray Williams, Dwight Ansalon, and
Eric Sutter.

“Razor” Ray Williams looked very sharp in his bout with Abel Silva. Once in the clinch he really
destroyed the body of his opponent with monstrous body shots. Feeling his opponent growing weak,
Williams broke from the clinch and started throwing haymakers. A wicked right hand put his opponent
on the floor and the referee had to pull off Williams after only 2 minutes in the first round.

A ground exhibition was put on by BJJ purple belt Dwight Ansalon in his match with Spyde Radic.
Ansalon was quick to bring the fight to the ground and got to work. Dodging repeated submission
attempts by his opponent, Dwight used ground strikes to dismantle the defenses of his opponent. A
gorilla smash to the face opened the door and Ansalon seized the opportunity to finish the fight with a
deep kimura at 3 minutes in the first round.

PWNAGE veteran Eric Sutter looked amazing in his fight against Bryan Welch. The quickness of this
excellent boxer allowed him to avoid the strikes of his opponent and land some stiff counter punches.
It was a counter hook that really caused some damage. Sutter swarmed his dazed opponent and
dropped him like a bad habit. The ref had to step in and stop the fight after only 30 seconds leaving
his opponent to wonder what went wrong.

Weight Rnds Winner Loser Method Round Time

265 lbs
265 lbs 5 Kzarik Nahrul Iliek Boubeez Decision (Majority) 5 05:00
Title
170 lbs 3 Paul Bradley Jon Lyle Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00
170 lbs 3 Ray Williams Abel Silva TKO (Strikes) 1 02:04
185 lbs 3 Dwight Ansalon Spyde Radic Submission (Kimura) 1 02:58
185 lbs 3 Eric Sutter Bryan Welch TKO (Strikes) 1 00:30
265 lbs 3 Marcus Jones Juan Seffar Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00
265+ lbs
265+ lbs 5 Wolfgang Amadeus Adolf Jonsen Decision (Unanimous) 5 05:00
Title
265 lbs 3 Janek Grzmot Christian Torre TKO (Cut) 1 02:34

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MMATYCOON RADIO 2.0


Intrepid manager Tamel Moultrie is starting up Tycoon Radio 2.0 and is looking for contributions to the show
from other users. Submit ideas no matter how big or small; sound files, interviews, writing, anything at all and
you could be featured on the show. Check the thread in the forums or check out the show itself on the website:
http://mmatycoonradio.co.nr/. Full length episodes are up and available to listen or download.

Tamel Moultrie
“I was sitting around talking with some alliancemates and they gave me the idea to re do the old radio show. I
have a recording studio I pieced together over time and I have recorded music for over 10 years so, I already
had all the cards on the table. The idea was presented and I think its a great idea. After talking to some of the
people responsible for the original show, I came up with some improvements that would make things better.
First off, the show will be pre-recorded along with the interviews. I have been told the original show had many
problems with being live as far as call ins go. Timezones really messed up the schedule so I will pre-record
everything to get the best sound quality possible and eliminate the "live call" problems. I already have an in-
house band and original music ready to go. After throwing the idea around the public a little I received an
overwhelming response from managers willing to help in any way possible. What I need is feedback and
suggestions. Anything people would like to hear on the show, just let me know and we can make it happen. If
you are a top 20 business or Org I can feature your business on the show for free. Interviews, commercials,
music, anything you think would be good to throw on there let me know. I want to make a show for everyone
and within it contain the most popular subjects. Drop me a line either here or in-game (Tamel Moultrie,
Smashwear Clothing) and I will consider every suggestion. I need a clear idea on what people want before I do
the main body of recording. Enjoy and please, MAKE A SUGGESTION!”

Buster Gloves
“What I like most about MMA Tycoon is that it gives you the freedom to do whatever you want in the world of
MMA. This means that I get the chance to go beyond the statistics and strategies of a normal fighting or sports
game and I am able to express my ideas in a creative way. At first I did this through my clothing store. Then I
moved on to writing, poster design, and radio. I was an active member of the first MMA Tycoon radio show
(called One More Round Radio) and I jumped at the chance to be part of the second. Tamel Moultrie was
gracious enough to give me my own segment on the new show where I can discuss whatever topics I want. I
hope that I can entertain and inform while continuing to help improve this game and the MMA Tycoon
community as a whole. If you have any questions, comments, or ideas you’d like to see discussed on the
show, PM Buster Gloves.

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