What does a mermaid wash her fins with : tide

What do you call a fish with no eyes: fsh

Why do dads carry extra pair of socks to golf: in case they get a hole in one
What did pirate say when he turned eighty: aye matey
How much does a chimney cost: nothing. Its on the house
Why don’t eggs tell jokes to each other. Because they crack up
Why are vampires are always sick: because they are coffin
How do penguins build their houses: igloos it together