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Teieane we're ow Were Joba Yer war Fish what you were going M Waa? = Fh wha you were ig t M You want ogo Joba Byerything we sty to each ther were pas You and me Tm aking boat M “ey bears wating for 2 ain Very Eos Jona Rist M Wy ie Joba Ws uch M Joba. Joho Joho M Joho Joba Joho John One 13 Teis hat its ksh, You want o get back ou want to get ack with me, you make a big fir then you change your mind, and you want to get backo you being me teddy bears Arandom gesture fl f humour and iroay Jneended provoke matsalfeeting of ooctwil, and tnd the giver endeatng Otay. 02 Do you? Ain E You were Endearng 1 mean, You were the ane Tinov The one who IkNOW So wht with the fucking bears This firing What? You think I don want you tack You dat 1 dda’. Wha Suy? No of coure Iai fucking say a word, of course I dt. You say your plece and walk out 'm po going to begyou Tim ne going to lower mys (0 saking wy or ating you t sty weve alway ai, havent wef you want to got you need to gogo. And there you wen ‘And now Pm back With your vy bea fucking embroidened ary Whats this an apology? John John ™ John John 1 suppos So wha have you doe! Nothing ut what you know Fve dane. Wall. futon you leave ou, and stay away and ress you sound and'now Tanto “This i covering something No ts smoathing [No, more than that thie eovering Sonmething up You want to simply come ‘Bek you bave a change of hare emething lke hat you want comme back inthe normal vay yo buy me abot of wine oF something Hk, you bay me something Simple, bt you've hada hada longee longer ‘Thought Haven you What Be going 239? ‘Wher I coe ack in ehroug the door How can I make i ser ike i’ normal Distact im But cisract him fom? From? Hw can I pesnade myself Tanti? Throw! Teddy bear. Yer en ys Jems ha Here it comes Joba Joba M Joba John M Joho M John Hereit comes ia the distance I A revelation. Thiyscends and counting a * se 1 whack ff ta you everynight A true fcking worshipper standing in font Sf me A true dept, hn, arent you? You whack of no, ysl whack ff 9 you Jou you ee that inp a despite We're rot there yet are we? You til whack off depte What off dite Despite nothing Wha Nothing Take aay. Wha? "The bear the bears the bears I don't want ther. [think I'm in ave and I ned hep because she mad Bang! There itis Mad? She? You can see why I'm cone 16 Cock Joba John Joba John Joba Joho You want help 1 nce some straightening ou Sound tke you've already [Nota joke that wasnt a joke just mean T not io now whats going on, bees is roman this woman You want your boyfiend’s help with the woman yout sleping wi Beene ely you're the only person. Fuck off you fucked up ite of my fucking Jane you fet out get out now get Ont Mow You don’ mean that ow you I now 1 dough we were brothers, You sid tht but T never underwood ‘That we would sick vogethes, ike ge tke ‘ood! Blood yee Yes And that’s what Tm asking Yeu Togesher No matter what Exactly And this is wh Okay. ck or thn we sid ad this i thin John Joba Joba Joba, Jona One 17 Oba Olay Stand further away and we migh and a You look to diferent now Please please A diferent person Pm not I'm really not Shas, So, Olay Tell me aboutit A week Lay tallow, Iam, Ieyeas. a weekago, ‘Tank you forthe deal 1m trying tobe honest 18 Cock M You're always tying John, always ying hve you ever actualy done ating in your life Stop falling me! ‘Fm ao, but if you loved me ke youre sppowed i youd down and we'd We've never at down ike were supposed (0, Fim sory but weve never had 8 vera Hke hie sting dow Yeswe ave we deftly Notte what youre sying, thats never been how we worked never, tof course souve darted, ofcourse, Tang UP Festous snd highly optimise mye about tou wonderflrelatonsip which as since pase about how ona things we te fd Ta sory to dsuson you 1 soa into {ur recomelaon but we were not happy all, the ne, e arly spoke to each ther trithout dong something else and we always John we argued al the tacking time Well dow want to argue You chested one 1 Not chee. sn female x chick, cow, witha ye a wor ih Stop itt dont want Don't want. Trying nt to. Fucking DO someting you piece of fucking ap onthe Por ofa shit sit road. Expln yourself oF someting, You're small, Youve a hala You're lame dick You'e a seam, John Joba M Joha Joho Bur Do yout understand John? A STREAM. 1 dont tink that means saying, T want 2 RIVER! 1 Whae I Yew? 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Yeu Th You're heky to have me Okay? ight, Well you'e probably ight How, And finaly some balls Finally sent [Now we tan chance ‘She mus be obsessed, Thought we sid. Se’ alyaye here, There's nodhing ean do nothing ean do this ant my doing aight She's jure there, Tha’ why Td’. John M Joba M Joho John Joka One 21 tel you before I knew you'd be ke thi hin eas me be Maybe she’s ouside right om Lite ancy woman ent she? Stop i Nice bit of sir you picked up you facking lat Alright aright Curumancher Very funny Mingediving muting wanker STOR IT What does she want? Sie thinks Im srighs ‘Well you ae eam what you told me from, ‘he gai de you weat into sounds abit a Tote to me ha you if you sce what ‘mean that you ae ct ye yes not gay at ‘at nt gay but No Ido think I'm, no Tho I'm not Px rot sag otherwise how would we ibe doing snything? Asupreme act ofthe wil? you and Lshare everyting with you head al the ie, lL mean you give me a really big dick metaphorically or cualysmetimes looking st you, thinking of yeu coming homer You know when Tm at work got your pesre on my 2 ¢ John Joba Jobo John Joba M Joba oak desktop on my phone everywhere sill ow T upp like both but tha’ okays it that okay? Thats Ike both xy John esis absolutely okay to Yeu, Easy But nota he sane time Do you know what an apology i Do you ow ast means to accep one? Tha what you did you scepted to the case is ‘Sore and we move on On we do Tsee how awl. Sint the fick up, Bloody fucking fack ‘Tayo. havea prodlem Ihave a rally big problem, she embarrass meif 1 don’ ow Thave diner with Mura and Dad and se comes over and ar allng ori she {urns up at work snd people wk queso. So desl with i ‘She’ following me. Maye shel ill me. A weleome gesture as fr se Tm concerned { mean we musta forget Jon, we mus forge, you fckod and et he. ewan just a fuck Tis is wat women do, what do you mean ot just fuck? Wel I waat tobe honest You ied each other ‘Yes atthe time there was something Joha John M John Joba, M Joho John M Joho Joha Joba Joho One 2 Well maybe this Disney, maybe this is high school the fucking musical and you're meant to be together forever and ever John maybe she’ ce one the one that you want yeah? The one youre looking for then no? No. on Wha? (Ob, doyou tink? What? Do you think she's Whar? Would explain i No fick oft She might be She faking fucking nt. You Daddy Cock Dade Conk Day wl you pay with me? How te fuck od ae yox you Please Muriny why Daddy doing tha IF you don’ core your fucking mouth before I even tart counting to ten, Kick 24 Cock Jobn John you til your Blood rans ont il you fucking ‘mn aut of blood. All tal. You woulda ick you wouldn't do ‘thing You' ey ye You'd want co. You'd fat toe everything ee bt I'm sale ‘eae I know you fs, and Fim sure your son il comet fel the same, nothing you want ever ark ut, You're fudge all ver. Tere eno son yes no baby You seem wo sue but you never mentioned & condom / in your aiement ‘Well we did we— And was she good-looking? She's A hot wet ight fuck? Sup it Tal? Abit Face? Yeah. Pate ite thing tha’ what you ke with eririnie [No, No t's inihed ic doesn't mater. Ad she was all Ted, No not petite, more Ike «man relly What? (Quite manly suppose John John Joba Jos John John Jobn Joba One 25 Is that supposed w make me fel bette? Soften he blow That she was manly? Yes You haven idea No, 1 dont even believe that you would anyway Isthis ler Na {mean sexual etings just don’t work he that Manly? What? Big hand? Shoulder? Rie Maybe it'll more complicate than Maybe for you iti, Yes, maybe you's the rom complicated sex being tat ever ‘nied: Bec eos sectn te the ‘ame level of problem fr most people Tean tl Yes. And now she's folowing you Yes. Lot of time on her big manly hands has she? Ido Jobo M John Jobn Joba Is she unemployed? Maybe. or OF course She's reired. 1a sat there, a herein tat coffe shop icing her she bad eave me alone and it ned auc she wasn fllowig me, uti jstre see each theron de way to werk fd and 1 fi you know (Ob so fucking helpless. Wael, Fknow wit you're implying with that boys thats ow it fl, hat Thad these feeling and a least Pm not hiding it rom you and there was nothing I cold do xcept fk her Yes gun Yes back to her place and ‘What te you? Mos pople seem to come together prey wel, their atoms hold, and you can look a them and go a, thar my nate Steve tha’ the queen, but You you don't seem to have grown coherently You a cllecon of things that don't You're a spaw You don't ad wp Kiss me Joho. M Joba One 27 Why should I that’s the one thing Lhave n0 intention, no reaton todo abedatly no you've cheated on me twice and wth ftoman and dont know i thas worse, and ot js witha woman wh somnetannie She iat With some all manly steange thing if wee honest we've uncovered th fei of youre foeNNeanderal women, and youve done it twice, you've putin her ensierable tmariiland more than once go exploring dhe extensive rainforest she's got hidden down there, you've spathed fraud and now you come back and you wat me 0 Ks orgie me Forgive you? No No No No No, Please Thank you ‘Away, unforuatelyJo, fr me, aay And I hepe you reali wiat that mean Tat ican tat Lil always be hls unhappy beeane Thave a feling that long as we're together you wil always do this tome, you wil let ae dowa, wand me up, cheat and Head fal aed cock hing up Tike this, and then you'll wonder why tease you why Tm alway going at you, beng Frcanie well its the ony way ‘Then why are we Jona Jobn John Joba John M Joba Joba 1 don Anove Wel Buc we are Yes 1 mean Pi not ging anywhere, Olay. But you hae to make a dedkion you prick ‘Ae you going to sme again? Whar? You looked like you were about to No, (Okay. Sony Lut thought Take yo Forme Okay Thank you And theres. Why? Because Fun about to make & dein for you in your favour, and T want o remind Iryeal of what we have, hat we ae 80 are want fo fook ata of you and remind myself at Llve al of you even the fat its because Think that's the big fiference between you and her “Ta John M John Jobn One 29 ‘Tm fascinated by her ana mean Think she's us. wow! You know Jb why dost you tell your mum all iy, ‘she'l be pleased you've meta nie gi afer ‘Meh ie, well Tay gil Goon, take it of She aay thought this was a phase and youve proved er right Think every inch of you pect. igh And? ke dat bit at your hip where the skin looks really tight I'm ging o touch it So this i decision ys? "owe al of you Otay So Se decison made yes decison made? Decision, Yes, Yer ehink Yes. ‘Yu think? For FUCK’S SAKE, No, NoI think [want some fucking commitment you You, We 30 Joho Joho M John Joba ook Wee Fish Fi? Maybe we should all meetup ‘The three of Fiishic Yes ih ah hae’ what you a Ob look Yes, welt does’ mean anything, Wal This doe’ mean we'e dane about this Wenot ove ane forget mike an elephant ike an elephant Yes Exaely what [was going os. Two John John Jobe. Joho Think we tive closet each ote, What? Sorry. Sory Pm soery 1 chink we mas ve quite oery Tbope you don’ think this sscary bie se you offen fn the way to work, on the eb, then walking up towards the square. recogaise yous T tink Sorzy is that weird? But Tdhought I mig No, no of cours you recognise certain faces, ther’ cern people you sway ce there's this one guy Tsu must've Deen Student sn be sel to wer long black oat, white make you kaow Hike gtk Yeah yeah And Pd see him ery morning and what he ‘wes wearing was lke fuck you tothe wesld you know? and coun he looked bic pid but Tove the fact he didnt care Yeah ved that, bu then one day he got on the tube, and he wae dierent, bea hada haieat~and was wearing relly normal normal boring Topman cloths, everything tout bin had become lie everyone ele, fever noticed hm aga fier that he dlisippeared, Sony that wa story wasn? You did’ ak for story did yo, jst of look L recognise yu, that's all ou ‘expected skin of passing an lok Tm tll talking Sorry Pm abit 2 Coxk Joba Joho Joba John w John w Joka John Wsfine Joba rma bit lstracte. w (Ohay. es ine. Okay. You're Joh Yeah, Sony Busy wih what? Work sit? [No no, Well ye, ay, always sy ith work but no w 1 split up with, my relationship fined Joba Two weeks ago Pim sory w ‘And Ym sll... Ws al hin shout yo Auow T expect you know what ke” You want to get back No, No itdida't work, edd’ work mall was horile I mean i ike a, sncthes world nov, sea like anceher time, but. ‘you spend all dat Sine sharing your ie ‘lds someone eee, and you dont mis them because they arent physically there, you rss them because theyre aot a your head, hen you waich lm you dant watch it ‘wth tiem any mor, einkng of them, do you know what mean? They've even ie Your own brain, 1 was marvied then L was twenty-three, Right Divorced after two years Jobs w Yeah I was aid realy In’ know why ~ Two 33 Bat youre not very —I know its nt polite Dot how old are you now? Tweaty-cigh. ight, really? wal Really? “Trenty-igh? You lok great Thanks Yeah yeah. [We weekends that are the probe. Weeks ar ing, theyre great Fiday-night pats, ‘fc-work inks this is wen you'r Your ‘emen, you can do what you wat, Bt ft to Saturday afternoon and you Inner already planned to meet someone en youre there on your own and you Jno that right at thar moment her’ these couples in the park or going to Thea you know? Soning out the house All thse ‘Couple living the dream inde own wot, ‘ding things that couples do, dong the things dey think they should de, but nono sorry that iter I mean these coupes want touct up home, you kaos theyre chiaking ofthe ftir. They re eying out mariage ‘What would tbe tke, could we spend our nol ves togeter, and foking Tm going to be honet ht ~Jsus Ym realy aking ere Wsfine 1 mcan Im so jelous of the ones hat 1 chink ae really in ove. mean there's dat vole Bridget Joes thing of Sang a man, 94 Cock John Jobs John John 7 John but Fl never do that Ive been married, Ne found man, you now, but dda" work ‘beanse it wasn't ight, never do it again [youl rather be on my own than do that, however fucking lonely I ge Hal [tthe weekend yes, on Saturday Mernoon or the evenings if there nothing todo and your Mat then seems very small snd youve nowhere to go Yeah And you can ally met up wih ends T ‘ian yo Fel theyre doing fo your benef Pun not moasing here, you Know hat you done that mn us ling Well I suppore Ive got ll that to mean 1 agree thas to be completely right. Tan Ine always made me fel Hee Tusa tbe, a Tyas when we tet, ad yon know we met wen I vas fventy-one,tenty-tv9 really young ad Twas aways dhe younger one nde wanted me to nay ke Ustad i cry cow tat Fve vealed, Pm a completely diferent person, and ating ike tat ke tery two was malay me so depresed I ean [jon sopped alling, topped having ‘iy ceal any real eonfdenee, Ws over nome, Yeah Ws good, Yeah Tino Joba John John Joba Joka John Feck*er, Hut, Yeah, Hh. ‘Would you conde Seeping witha woman? Tee wale That's Yes Lae, Ie’ just a quewion Pleare We're jus talking Thats wy you No, 1 doo’ mind. Tha’ not by Some people might thik you were serany ‘bu Think you'e ke a picsre dav wih 2 pencil, ke You havent been coloured in you're all Wire John Joba John Joke John So what areyou saying? T have no idea Tes cro ry mind noticed But mean we're. But we've only just met, Maybe we should should Not Of course Ha haha ha you're serious ke Dok, done Leow (Oh oops Tm seared Pave anny Pm bitscared of you what do Tsay now? Yet Te never found women aa rm not women, Pm me {know know that I fel that. se Fe never realy looked at women Tfind ahem abit ke water Joba. Two 37 when you want beer, (Or tke «minimalist house with nothing int ‘When youve someane whe't really into sua ‘Ae you realy into su? Theres no wae? well Yeats arent Shall jam fuck ight off where Ime rom. [No noo don't fk ight off where you Jus Just what just what den? Jus sc there and let me have a think of thie all aroug OF course [miss im, Pm sory. But maybe this is away of No. No. don't want tobe a way None. [Not way nota funtion. Only is omly sbostme, Me Of course $B Cock realy wan tbat I elly am Leas 1 really am scared But we could get ago coulda we see what happens? Whatever you wat if is 00 soon. Tmean 1 really ike you Iwant to play’ oag gare | certainly don't want torus you, but ie fee Important You know? 1 certainly have biological fein, hings ae happening without going nt details when ook et you there's detistely meting going on. For me too. Without going into deal “That's good 1 Gap on. Gap on? Gap, O12 Yeah ite a Yeah yeah gett’ fonny Huh Hun 1 Shall we go then? Yours or w John Joba John John 7 1 dontthave ine Lean sine iis, Pan ‘on a sofa with with fiend so not mine we can’ go there 50 No problem. So we can't go thre No problem. All my We Tony really lacked at men. Bot this T mean actualy now [Now Pim looking st Ke Wha Like «Travelodge you mean? Souda ike omedhing you'd ay about a No. mean ee got a shape. 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Hein he ktchen, Hes cooking 1 sid I would do i uc he woulda have it hesay Pm cere a cooking 1 dost think you're terible at cooking Tes not a competion Not ere, You're not es nota competion please please it snus’ be tha Then what eit ely? He just was etalk think, How's he going to take i fel ery for him actly Tenn this it Do you want t come through? The Lving John John Joba Jobn John John John Joho zezete EF Yes Isit your? The as, Own, Great Shall we sit down? Arent you going wo inroduce us? Wall... ye Yes Do you want lass of Red or white? ihr, yes, whieh? Whatever goes with the fea what are we have no ides Otay. Vi ind ou. Oh, We, on, Hello Here hei Hi. Inroductons, Yes, This ‘We've heard a loc about eachother I'm sre, You're not many No. He said you were manly 56 Cock zegezs Joba M Joka He ied. Team see that, Pm Very feminine ys ye, dat’ eae ‘Tits and everything sory "Tus and hipe and everything dont be srry daring. 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