1.

Hungarians don’t “jump for joy”, they are “as happy as a

monkey about its tail” (Örül, mint majom a farkának).

2. They don’t say “Bullshit!”, but “Horse dick!” (Lófasz!)

3. Hungarians don’t ask little children “Why are you

crying?”, they ask “Why are you giving drinks to the
mice?” (Miért itatod az egereket?)

4. Hungarians don’t call you “useless”, they say “you’re as

little as the roaring in a Mackó cheese” (Kevés vagy, mint
mackósajtban a brummogás). Mackó cheese is a type of
Hungarian cheese that has a small bear on its label.

5. Hungarians don’t say “It’s not worth the effort”, they say
“It’s worth as much as a kiss to a dead person” (Annyit ér,
mint halottnak a csók).

6. Hungarians don’t say “Far, far away”, they say “Behind

God’s back” (“Az Isten háta mögött”).

7. Hungarian guys don’t say to one another “That chick is a

10″, they say “That’s a bomb woman” (Az egy bombanő”).

8. Hungarians won’t say “Once a thief, always a thief”,

they’ll say “You can’t make bacon out of a dog” (Kutyaból
nem lesz szalonna).
9. Hungarians won’t say he’s “good-hearted”, they’ll say
“you can spread him on bread” (Kenyérre lehet kenni).

10. They don’t call you “gay”, but “warm” (Meleg).

11. In Hungarian you don’t say “Cool!”, you say “Perfectly

good!” (Tök jó!), “Fat!” (Zsir!), or “King!” (Király!)

12. Hungarians don’t yell “Hey, you’re blocking my

view!”, they yell “Your dad wasn’t a glassmaker!” (Apád
nem volt üveges!)

13. Hungarians don’t say “When pigs fly!”, they say “When
red snow falls!” (Majd ha piros hó esik!)

14. They don’t ask “What the fuck are you doing?”, but“
What my dick are you doing?” (Mi a faszomat csinálsz?)

15. Hungarians don’t say “It’s not as good as you think”,

they say “The fence is not made from sausage” (Nem
kolbászból van a kerítés).

16. Hungarians don’t say “You son of a bitch!”, they say

“You jizz!” (Te geci!)

17. Hungarians don’t say “It’s all Greek to me”, they say
“It’s Chinese for me” (Ez nekem kínai).