The Sofa of Time Episode 2 Where the Brave Goes Shopping

In the morning on a raft floating on a sea, there are three guys who are
trying to go to a town to exchange money. The first guy talking woke up with a
massive hangover. He seems confused about the situation and asking why he is
so tiny. The reason why he became small is because he drank “Clove and Huff
Pucker” or something too much and it made him shrink. The guy with manly
voice told him that he was sleeping in his pocket and wet himself or peed, so it
makes his pocket soaked and stink. The tiny guy saw a massive thunderous
whirlpool and ask the manly voiced guy to hide in his pocket.
After passing the massive thunderous whirlpool they arrived to a fountain
called Aqua Stop in Lower Pendleton(?). The guy with high pitch voice said that
travelling this way is cheaper and very popular. He seems to know where they
are and explain some places to his friends. Then the tiny guy, Parker, asking the
manly voiced guy to get him out of his pocket. Turns out his pocket is full of
clay and Parker’s trouser covered with it. Then a guy riding a horse approached
them, he is a powerful local clay merchant. He wanted to trade something
handsome for that clay caked breeches aka. Parker’s trouser but Parker refused
his offer. Then Parker ask the manly voiced guy to go back to his pocket.
They finally arrived at a shop. The owner of the shop greeted them with
some jokes. Turns out the guy with high pitch voice knows the owner of this
shop, his name is Papa Pierre babyface Bomba. He is the oldest and dearest
friend of the guy with high pitch voice. They did national service together back
in 25. Papa Pierre Bomba was a sergeant, he told them that the guy with high
pitch voice was an undisciplined soldier. Papa Pierre Bomba has a robot wife, he
said she is the most troublesome robot wife he ever had.
Papa Pierre Bomba is wondering why they came here, then the guy with
high pitch voice answered that the land of gravy air is under a threat and it is a
serious stuff. He fears that Ramen Bod(?) is close to discover the resting place
of the Sofa of Time. Papa Pierre Bomba is surprised, he asked “Does he have it
yet?”. The guy with high pitch voice then answered “No, but the Hacket(?) are
on the march. It is only a matter of time”. But the guy with high pitch voice has
a powerful secret weapon, it is the Chosen One. Turns out, the guy with manly
voice is the Chosen One, judging by his eleven fingers. At first, Papa Pierre
Bomba didn’t trust him as the Chosen One but after he looked at his fingers then
he trusts him.
 After that, Papa Pierre Bomba asked them how can he help. The guy with
high pitch voice then answered “We need to change some money”. Parker told
Papa Pierre Bomba that they have £1.40 to change. Papa Pierre Bomba laughing
his ass off hearing the amount they want to change. He then asks his robot wife,
Meriam, to summon the Whispering Andy. The Chosen One wonders who is
this Whispering Andy, the guy with high pitch voice told him that he is the
money changer.
The giant step sounded upon them. It is the Whispering Andy! The
Chosen one surprised, he said “Bloody hell!”. “Hey, keep your voice down!”
answer Papa Pierre Bomba. He then greets Whispering Andy and ask him what
is the exchange rate for pound sterling into Gravis Frags(?). Whispering Andy
then answers him in a whisper. Papa Pierre Bomba thanked and told him that he
will meet him in the Shepherds at eight. Then Whispering Andy went with his
giant steps. Papa Pierre Bomba then calculate all the variables and from £1.40
they will get 38 million Gravis Frags but minus the commission it will be 7
million Gravis Frags. The three adventurer guys seem so happy with that
amount of money, they are rich!
Headlines again the writer actor and sobeez personality gicanticus has
died. He was 94 feet tall the forms has of populr game shows two by two and the
arm a game was found late last night by his lifelong partner. And now all news
what i spoke Suzi and tonto
feet mall black town that continued the dominance knocking a hunter..
Parker :That a same with gicanticus
Lorraine : Yes
Parker : I used to love to buy
Lorraine : Me too
Parker : do you remember we rush home from school and lay in front of the jelly
your mom would cook this
Lorraine : i like an eat everyday. Mom to say turn into blooming act if everyone
careful
Parker : Oh the ironi
Lorraine : in need
Parker : and then its five to five of Friday night. Come on. how to same to look
again
Lorraine : Don’t you remember they go in two by two by two..
Parker and Lorraine : two by two by two by.. always there
Laughing
Parker : Right back to business, now list anything to report
Lorraine : not much to licensy, I just compare day logs in there nothing really
the mark look solid blood stick just a half a point...........somebody just changed
some money into....
Parker : Whats? Thats a lot of money
Lorraine : and 38 million to be precise
Parker : 38 million ?
Lorraine : yes
Parker : I’m not sure like this lately somebody out there has just become very
rich in
...
Parker : million right? So rich
Lorraine : no no no im so rich hahahaha hi ley im rich hahaha im so rich
Ley : oh so going on you should pocket money you know
Suzi : listen while people stared us
Tonto : your eyes are that much my lord these are poor and simple folk improve
by years of ramen a rule they’ve never seen so much money, i hope you’re right
but in mind there creatures in this village tell you a home for 10 of what in that
Lay : why if i go i could die
Maybe they lost....
Man : poka poka poka poka
Parker : God so nice
Man : you alright ?
Parker : yeah man, just wicked really . its kind of chilli sittting
Men : like that mom i was eating myback
Lorraine : oh forget it man, he just hi
Man : hiii
Lorraine : hi man this little fela size .. a massive moon shine
Man : you just back to normal size
Loraine : we are in the darken of the main street you were drag here by
wishpering and it was lucky he was passing he spoke in normal voice and they
run, you were set up on by a gang of the scobleare terrifying a race of
gentical.......go got place without hope without a reason and without charity
.......
Lorraine : they’re he fullest of creatures you even look one of the eye you’ll
scream until your mind falls
Parker : warning
........
Lorraine : your exelency i bring news
Man : can i just stop you there. Did you read the small side that
Lorraine : i said please guys don’t come
Man : and could you hear map any?
Lorraine : turn off .....
Man : silent!
Man : keep going, keep going, keep going. That one.
Lorraine : finally 11 finger man spotted
Man : worked
Lorraine : yeah you’re gonna not shoot me anyway, how you’re going burn me
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