VERE KIND OF STAI THAT WAY, BRING [T HOME, STUFF IT, CALNIN! CANT YOU SEE IM BUSY? 0 NO,REALY, I COULDN'T EAT ANOTHER BITE! YHATS ALLTHIS NOISE? POSED TO.‘SHOW AND TELL IS OVER, CANIN. PLEASE PUT YOUR "TIGER IN YOURCalvin “3 Hobbes" buraice! WAY stil 1. TO BED? TM NOT TIRED! (7's Onty 7:30! THIS 1S TYRANNY! 21 aml YOURE, SAFE, Your DRESSER? | Pr GO TO SLEEP. QS MONSERS WT ABOUT] [EAM IM SIRE THERE ARE te NO HONSTEDS IN DRESSER GREAT, TU BET THATS WHERE, THEY NLARE. THEY GME OUT AND KIL US AS SOON AS. WE PAL ASLEEP, WELL, WELL WST RAYE TO GET We WONSTERS FIRST. YOU VBQITATE THEM WITH THIS, HORN, AND TAL NAL'ER WITH MY DART GUN WHEN WES / READY! yee) WK vee ala a8 aANY MONSTERS UNDER. MY BED TONIGHT? WERE WE FIND A THRIVING CITY: BRAND NEN BUILDINGS, A BUSTLING ECONOMY. TRAGICALLY, THIS SERENE METROPOLIS LIES DIRECTLY BENEATH THE HOOVER DAMDONT YOU THINK THAT'S, A LITTLE HARSH, DEAR ? HELL GET HUNGRY. CALVIN HAS GOT TO LEARN AND EXTRA, ‘SOME MANNERS! HE NONT: [| PEPPERONI ' STARVE TO DEATH. ! WELL SEE NMAT THE PRINCIPAL HAS TOSAY ABOUT YOUR | ATENTION SPAN, YOUNG MAN! “HE ALIENS DONBTLESSIY WANT THE TO THE ATOMIC NAPALM NEUTRALIZER! WHY 1S HE EATING: WIS HALL PASS? ae |CalyiiN 4 HobLES "™ 7 Sy S| See RRS oe LAN His BA. Nil r DOTS TONE! WANE IO TAS ™ ‘A NOISY KID! 7 QureT DOWN, WA T PULLED THE PLUG! ‘T TEL ME WES LETTING Expawt nar sasinc: | | Dont tie baa wm: | | TER WAR SUT AGEADY! GERENMOR: saticow | | DIE, FIEND! DIE, DIE” / * a) an bk. adBAD NENS DAD. IF YOu WANT TO STAN"DAD" | SOME SPECIAL INTEREST YOUR FOUS ARE TD SUGGEST YOU ADOPT SOME | GROUPS ARE IN FOR “WAN DOWN. HEV PLANS TO YOUR A’SURPRISE \ wet. a WERE COMES HEY ASF DERKINS, | I HOPE YOUSUFERA 1S THAT 0 FACE, DEBILITATING BRAIN THAT NEW GIRL. of” QR IS A Possum ANEURYSM, YOU FREAK! F s IN YOUR COLLAR’ 5 \ SPL G 2THANE SOW)P TODAY, |MHAT DOSOU HAVE? A SQUID ENEBALL] ‘SANDWICH. HUCAWIN, MIND IE T GIN YOU FOR LUNCH? CARE FORA BITE? OR WERE YOU LEANING? YOU_CAN'T COME UP HERE, | WHAT ON EARTH MAKES LENE IT TOAGIRL TO SUSIE! NO GIRIS | of YOUTHINK L'D WANT TO TAKE ALLTHE FUN OUT SITIN ASTVPID TREE OF SEX DISCRIMINATION INTHE FIRST PLACE 9. \ oe " _ Wa, HOUSTON, WE HAVE A NEGATINE ON THAT ORBIT TRNIECTORY. 5 y Sp t— WeCavity ™ Hobbes” ‘OUR HERS, THE VALIANT SPACER SPE 1S MAROOHED OM a i. THE DISTANT PLANET CALVIN! YOU'RE NoT PAVING | | NE Jo SPACEMAN SIE oN ] [TRAPPED BY A HIDEOUS GRAKNIL SUNTENTIONT 20RG..| | SPIE DeANS Hs TRS ONC BUT THE WEAPON |S USELESS Sat IS osMeb? WEEOSO! WHATS THAT ‘AWFUL SMELL?‘Matt .OARLING, DONT YOu WISA WE WERE MARRIED ? INE GOT TO HANE SOU! LET'S MURDER OUR SPOUSES! URW ) ar ‘SKIMPY NEGLIGEE: \ ‘es WURDE 7-10 SICK ANIMAL! T LOVE, WEN Yo) TA TWAT WAN! Come HERE mM TRIE MY CYCLE ON THE ROOF? ! No s, \ -<& INSTRUCTED HOBRES. TO MESSILY DENOUR, ANYONE NHO BRINGS. ME IN BEFORE OPM! YOUR STUFFED TIGER 1S, INTHE WASHING MACHINEDID YOU WATCH THE MONIE, GET? BR ast Nisa Oe REN ME n 4 eS INSURANCE 2° WHAT A DUMB IDEA WHY WOULD ANYONE. BUY INSURANCE FROM Youre DID You WATCH ANY TW LAST NIGHT? THEN WHAT DID YOU WATCH? NOPE 44 HELLO, DAD! IT 1S NOW THREE IN THE MORNING. BONOy KNOR WHERE TAM?Calvin Hobbes - WE JON QUR HERO MESATORES ABOIE PLANET GLOOR... Le er ‘SCUM BEINGS THE HIDEOUS OF PLANET G:i3! ‘SPIEFS_HYPER-FREEM DRIVE, MALFUNCTIONS ! THE ALIENS Close INP * ° SUDDENLY, A SEARING BOLT OF DEADIN FRAP RAC SLICES. KNESS! (OUR HERO 1S UNFAZED. SPIFF 1S GOING DOWN? CAN HE MAKE IT? ISTH THE END? | w SPIFF'S ALIVE! WE MADE ITY’ TM ALIVE! HAHAHA! \SWINSS, CALVIN.CAWIN, ARE YOU GOINS | /DaN' GHESHIT] [7 WHY, WHAT HAPPENED TU Tr STE TO TOMMY GHESNUTTT? CALVINE, was ALTHIS || MONSTERS UNDER TE |] GOODNESS CAIN, ms, || SoRRL.oL EuRPK. coXD TANG| NOISE?! YOURE SUPPOSED BED, DAD! T WAS WHACKING| | JUST NOUR STUFFI T WISSED OCCASIONALLY, HUH?” 10 be MSL SG SVOND PUT ANAT See or A A MNUTES ) oO SS HERE COMES THE SPORTS: aCALVIN! Nur ARE wea wy L_NONDER NHERE NE GO WHEN WE DIE. eee ae Raa WOMMMYYY 7 4 \ XL e> ed Ws Mes F EON,Cavity «x4 HobbEo Ve? go wt eH SSUNAN AND WARMER TODAY, HIGH IN THE UPPER TWRTES. a ALE SUGITEST PROVeCATION, Weul, LESS, SABAGE OF SINGING ICE TRADES ES] [VEN ININCBLED We ate IMMUNE TO ANY ONSLAUGHT !WEY! WHERES THE W) WHERE'S SANTA GONNA ‘STOCKING FOR HOBBES? | STIG¢ HOBBES' LOOT eae IF HOBBES DOESN'T HAVE A STOCKING? We! a & ITS MIDNIGHT. ¢ Pose HE DROPS THE iTS co! YOU GRAB IT, a. 1D TLL CLOSE THE FLUE! ——— ey VA, HOBBES ?...T FORGOT | [ Lm SoRRL HOBBES. T YO.GET YOU A’PRESENT. DIDN'T MEAN TO FORSET, TDIDNT EVEN MAE YO) IT'S OKAY, LITE BUDDY. : RD, -——| pS DNT'SET ETHER BUT HERE'S A TIGER HUS FR BEING MI BEST FRIEND, L DONT ANYTHINGHOW LONG DDYOU >) THINK IT IS TLL OH, SIX OR SEVEN BEDTIME? HOURS, I IMAGINE. ‘ag WITH ANY LUCK, MOM WILL NOTICE WERE MISSING. KK, BY THEN. HEY CAWIN, YOU WANT T_DONT KNON TO PLAY “HOUSE?” HON Do You PLAN? OKAY... FIRST, YOU COME HOME FROM WORK. THEN TOME WOME FROM WORK, 1S THIS SOME SORT OF TRICK QUESTION, OR WHAT? NEL RAAB OR | JOBS, AND THEN WELL ARGUE] OVER’ WHOSE TURN IT (STO MICROWAVE. DINNER,Calviw «4 Hobbes" Hc Moxa, 4 Ep 3 6° e oH acc cpayc VERY GRIM. CALVIN YOURE, STIL HAVING ‘CATER QUIT PLANTING WITH YOU! CGATMEAL' AND EAT IT, CALNINE Ks esi ‘hide YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE, VILE GLOP/ DIE! DIEY Cs CALWINY Utz.) [17S YooR FRU WE DIT in ‘HAVE A-SWEET UTTLE GIRL! NY TOUR SRD CHEKT FIND THAT \T MEANS LYE BEEN VERY ") WATCHING ALL THE DISTWREING! WRONG CHANNELS: OOD IDEA, CANIN. IT's A THERE HAS GOT To BE (iurremecms) || GReSsSnckae” |G MMM PMERG [A EEwE Re eee GREEN STUFF. THAT WILL TURN YOU INTO. ‘WIM EAT! ‘YECCHH! A MUTANT IF YOUEAT TT. |] ym, i St DAD, HOW COME You » INSTEAD OF IN AN. Bow! ASK A SIMPLE UVE IN THIS HOUSE.) | | APARTMENT WITH SEVERAL QUESTION, AND GET ALL NK WITH MOM... SCANTILY CLAD FEMALE NOUR TELEVISION: a \ ROOMMATES ? PRIVILEGES REVOKED, y, a ~» ao 2 u|, - BS Decenmen 30, 31,1985, JNuaty 1986HOBBES. HAVE YOu EVER KISSED A GIRL? REAW? WAT WAS. VT LIKE? WELL, ie ALWAYS BEEN PARTIAL TO REDHEADS \ oR se, es 4, Havin (G TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO A WEREWOLF,Calvin, ard NLR - Galt N wHebbES © ®) |} C- 1 GarCHA, SUSIE! = WA TAL Gorda, SUSIE =e S| WEY, You DUMNNL! YOULL NEVER | | (HEN, WHAT BE ARIE TO THROW & SNOW ‘set WEY! Pur ME DOWN? CHUNK BALL THAT BIG! HA! WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?/_ ee . ey f Vee ‘6 w avers 86 2h é nN,ALL RIGHT CLASS, WHO D Lik! wouotie Toave ns |! (Cauvns, wou Book REPORT FIRST? ABOUT YOU? =M, Cs T cannot answer this QUESTION, aS ‘it is. ITS WORTH against My religious A SHOT. principles. = a a1 PME ob 7 HOBBES, NHAT DO YOO TWINK THINK WE PLAY SAXOPHONE HAPPENS TO US WHEN FOR AN ALLGIRL CABARET > why . & x2 ws =¢ aS @ EA,ARE A FIERCE. AND \GEP A, Site We want Ne ‘SISSY GIAS ON OUR SHIP! RSE NOT, Dan! WERE YF FS itieeus Dantes “tewenses HAT DID YO) BRING FOR, SHOW AND TELL, SUSIE? ‘WELL, HOBBES, WE DID IT AGAIN, WERE SEPARATED FROM THE. TROOP AND HOPELESSIY LOST. Sasa 9, 16,1, 1500 T BROGHT A LETTER T MRS TO OUD GCSES MUAT DID, You BRING? ) EF OUECED| JUST SO LONG AS WE DON'T GET HUNGRYIT ND!CAWIN, PASS THIS Calvin you stinkhead: NOTE To JESSICA T told you not to Tead this ‘Susie, Sn ¢ “THAT DIRTY SUSIE DERKINS, SHELL BE SORRY IF SHE TRIES To PASS ANSTHER NOTE PSST.-CALMIN! PASS, Ts ‘SECRET NOTETO JESSICA, KAN? T SUSTE'S] | pee sess 7] You VND NAF UATE TAKE THIS AWAY AND ABOOT CANIN? HES A me ay ‘SQUEALER! SIGNED, as Look! YOu SOT WE CANT. USSENT TO HE Gost po vou THINK, — | PADDLE Me! murs Tuxt PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE! WELLGET PADDED? | TMAGIRL | Sorta O | wt A 1 RNY iS ae LT DSN, I rv 12,1415CALNIN, E DONT WANT TO BE SPANKED! WHAT IE IT GOES ON OUR ACADEMIC TRANSCRIPTS? WELL BE RUINED! IM, my CANIN AND SUSIE, ITWASALLHIS 7d FAULT, MB.SPITTLE! ae ALIE! NOW T WANT YOU BOTH TO PAN BEITER ATTENTION IN CLASS, UNDERSTOOD? ‘OKA, YOU MAY RETURN TO YOUR ROOM NOW. MR. SPITE. 3 > YOU GOING TO K UST? | RoE TERS DONT SPANK US WEN, CANIN ug we PARENTS er a N MASTERS DEGREE Ay WAAARERY TWh We NE Wentenee cS THE ZORG DRANS, CAWIN? ) NEARER. SPIFF SETS HIS, BLASTER ON “MEDIUM WELLCalvin, 4 Hobbes ‘WES, ——————— G SANS HERE THAT "RELIGION, 1S THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES.” TWWAT_DO YOu SUPRISE. THAT MEANS? J MEANS KARL MARX WON'T SEEN ANYTHING YET, GARBAGE. THIS SHOW NOULD INSULT.A GNEAR-OD AND 1 SHOUD KNOW NWAT ARE YOU SY WATCHING? 4 2 ‘ALL THE OTHER SHOWS ARE BEN WaRSE! WON WATCH TY ADA THEN?MOM, CAN T TAKE UPTHE FOGRBOARDS IN MY ROOM MAKE A SECRET J PASSAGEWAY? { Vv “sS aon egSeh IME HOM QUIETIN, DONO) wars THES Discistws |” OMYEAN ? WED WHAT] _ CHARACIER THAT'S MY DAD. TRY NT. wy ESF ALANS LOCKING \Ove Ww. OUT FOR ME. alk s)CANIN! YOu'RE GOING TO LATE FOR SCHOOL! GET UP! CAWNIN, ITS ALMOST 7:30! ARE YOu UP?? fi] DO YOU KNOW WHERE NV SECRET OO [ER te |“ “i LATER, CANIN, IMWE JOIN QUR HERO AS HE STRUGGLES TO LAND HIS, DAMAGED SPACECRAFT!LISTEN, L SUPPOSE YOURE WONDERING WHY T CALLED... Ke MIN. BUST THOURHT ID ASK. I, NS HOW'S WORK GOING? ARE YOU BRINGING ME, HI,DAD. ITS ME, LUM HUH. PRETTY DAY HOME ANY PRESENTS LNINT J ‘OUT, ISNT IT? .. YER. TONIGHT? NO? WELL, DAD, YOUR POUS TOOK —] YOUR “OVERALL DAD SEE? RIGHT ABOUT CAWIN, YOU DIDN'T GET ABIG DIVE THIS NEEK, | PERFORMANCE” RATING | YESTERDAY YOUR POPULARITY | | DESSERT YESTERDAY BEC! WAS ESPECIALLY LOW. WENT DOAN THE TUBES. | | YOU FLOODED THE itce THE GIANT SLIMY OCTOPUS] HIS HIDEOUS PRESENCE. [WITH A SucKER-GaveReD ] | DID YOu WANT TENTACLE, HE G2agS AN | | SOMETHING, CALVIN? OOZES ACROSS THE TERRORIZES THE SLEEPY BEACH, WATERFRONT COMMUNITY. UNSUSPECTING TOURIST. Zg z, 1 NUFTLED SRAM e . LINGERS IN THE . < SALTY AIR! Jovenn 27,28, 29,1986“THE CLASS BULLY! 4 he £4 UA-OH, HERE COMES MOE,| Okay tyinks ny, lets RE, MOE ave th NE) A'SIXNEAR-OLD NER ARSUE WITH WHO SHAVES: Hey! You took m favorite swing! HIS TRAIN OF THOUGHT 1S STILL BOARDING: Ay THE STATION nS MOE NAS WONDERING eo ANTISQOAL TENDENCIES eee ARE YOUR MALADJUSTED THE PRODUCT OF YOUR BERSERK PITUITARY GLAND?| = en x —— ISNT HE GREAT, LETS’ FOLKS? GIVE HIM A BIG HAND! Jasna 20,2, Feu 11096Calvin Hobbes At (sees SO INTHE NEXT PANEL, *PLOOIE! AND... P (MY, WHAT BIG TEETH YOU HAVE!” ‘SAID LITTLE RED RIDING Hoop. “THE BETTER TO EAT YOU WITH!’ ‘SAID THE WOLF...” “SND THE TIGER, AND WE POUNCED QNUTLE RED RIDING Hosp." "QUST THEN A HUNTER CAME BY, AND WHEN HE SAW THE WOLF...” a ik "WHEN HE SAW THE TIGER. } TIGER, HE PICKED UP HIS'GUN AND." “AND TWAS TOO LATE. THE, TIGER ATE THEM BOM AND HE LINED HAPPILY EVER AFTER, THE)“A BUSHEL ISA UNIT: OF WEIGHT EQUAL TO FOUR PEKKS.” T REALM THINK THERE | | WHAT DID. OH, SHE WENT ARE MORE CONSTRUCTIVE | | SHE SAY? | OFF ON ONE SPEND OF HER IRRELEVANT TANGENTS: MOM, CAN T HAVE SOME MONEY SO HOBBES AND T CAN TOA MOVIE? “THE CUISINART DO YOU BELIEVE OUR, NO, L THINK WE CAN DESTINIES ARE CONTROLLED! | DO NHATEVER WE WANT BY THE STARS? =| WITH OUR LINES. Fenny 34,5, 1986DONON BELIEVE IN UFE AFTER DEATH? MEEK AND MILD-MANNERED CAININ: DUCKS INTO A NEARBY CLOSET AND TRANSFORMS HIMSELF INTO. re aveecay ny! | ENDOWED WITH SUPERHUMAN POWERS. HE GUICAY.MAN THE HARPOONS? THAR SHE BONS!” BECAISE VERE TO. Ww RESCUE ME 2? erase WOM CANT JON YOURE IN) [| HERE, OKAY? —S TU DISGUISE qr cc HMM, YOU NEED A HAT. HANG (OW, AND TLL GET ONEOF DADS, T LIKE tis Gea ONE BEST. ATE, TOO. TURE BI RST BACK MAYBE YOU SHOULD WEAR. BETTER HURRU! T THINK, DEAR! WAY ARE YU TAKING T HEAR YOUR MOM COMING! |] ABATAZ!?.... AND WEARING: You BESTWAY paWAKE UP, CALVIN. IT'S TA NOT GOING TO WHAT ABOUT. WHAT'S BEING A TIGER TIME FOR SCHOOL, SCHOOL ANYMORE. HOBBES? WHY \ GOT To Do WITH IT? Do YOU THING 115 BETTER a. IN STUPEFYING: URI. ey, | T WK (1S BETTER TO ACCEPT DANGER AND LUNE To THE FULLEST! TAKE IT BY YOUR LENCE THAT YOU REE... I Su TM MAKNG SUSIE DERKINS A VALENTINE. Susie, hete you. Di eager CelvinLD LIKE TO GET A /NLENTINE WHAT A SINEET LITTLE: ALENT! COME FOR A GIRL T KNOW. BOY You AE! ‘SEE WHAT WE HAVE. ‘SORT OF, DOYOU HAVE A DUMPSTER, OMT BACKT COLD ROOT URES VANE BALONEY BRAIN! 4] Axo A cen euNcr OF DEAD FLOWERS! A NALENTINE (OY INSEWSITIE |Calvin « Hobbes HEY,CALNIN? ARE WE NEAR 1k SLAUGHTERHOUSE, OR DID YOU FORGET YOUR DESDORANT 2! DROP_DEND, SUSIE! YOURE SO UGLY, THEAR YOUR MOM PUTS A BAG ER YOUR HEAD BEFORE. ‘SHE KISSES YOU GOODNIGHT!” ITS SHAMELESS THE, VAN WE PRT. \ WATS (7 LIKE TO FALLIN LYE? WAL... SAY THE OBYECT OF YOUR AFFECTION WALKS BY, FIRST, NOUR HEART FALLS, INTO YOUR’ STOMACH AND ‘SPLASHES YOUR INNARDS, ALL THE MOISTURE MAKES YOU SWEAT PROFUSELY. THIS CONDENSATION SHORTS THE, CIRCUITS TO YOUR. BRAIN, AND YOU GET ALL WOOZY. ‘WHEN YOUR. BRAIN BURNS ‘out ALTOSETHER, YOUR MOUTH DISENGAGES AND YOU RABBLE LIKE ACRETIN UNTIL SHE LENVES.,HECK, WHATS A LITTLE Aon & i DON'T EXTON, AMONG (OUR FRIENDS ? FRIEND TODAN? X | eis — oF T GOT THE NEW ALBUM || ALL THEIR SONGS GLORIFY | YOUR MOM'S GOING TO BY_SCRAMBLED DEPRAVED VIOLENCE, | GO INTO CONNIPTIONS DEBUTANTE. || MINDLESS SEX, ANDTHE | WHEN SHE SEES THIS: WELL T SURE DIDNT BOY IT FOR THE LYING AROUND: & Dy. A | / Ss Hoss " Fly f cE, Le | SS 5 a ae’)! ia NUN SHOULD T DRE YOU, CALVIN? ITs’ WUAT DO YOU THINK, PEOPLE HAVE, Feanvany 7,18, 19,1986RE Nor LY IN, YOU! PRING ATTENTION SOAIN! _SPRCENAN SRIF CONRMERRD) ( WITH LIGHTNING SPEED, SPIFF ma! J; OF THE COSMOS, (s TRARAD G] | BOLTS FoR HE AIRLOCK. || | NCE TRY, BEA WIDEWUS ZONDARG! }) \ MAKING A DARING ESCAPE! CANIN. NAS 7 = : 5 alt era : i Le TM HOME! || .ccStunn 53 “a I'M THIRSTY! \ oe WHATS THIS? ; y 4 we EK 196 ay 6?Calvin “a HoLbt YOU STAN WHERE NOU ARE. TUL SOK UNDER THE HOOD. KI, THE CAR, Mom! IT WORKS NTE TH‘TL.NEED HELP ON MY HOMEWORK. HHATS A, IN? 7 A_NOUN THAT LOST ITS AMATEUR STATS. MAYBE T CAN GET A POINT FOR ORIGINALITY, RELA sues] CANT HOBBES, OME ALONG, DAD? HE EAT ANYBODY! WELL, AT LEAST LET ME OPEN THE WINDOW AND. GIVE. HIM SOME AQ. SEE IF HELL LENE THE KEYS,100, SOT CAN LISTEN TO TE RADIO CALSIN NOM, MOTHER. AND T HAVE DECIDED TO. GINE Noo AN ALLOWANCE . AT'S IMPORTANT. THAT QNE LEARNS THE VALUE OF MONEY, JHEN T GRON UP, T WANT DBE A RADICAL TERRORIST. IM GOINS TOINHNE THIS CAN OF PESTICIDE. HERES A GOOD MOVIE! "VAMPIRE SORORITY BARES"! IT SANS. YOUHAVE. TO BE EIGHTEEN ‘TO GET IN. T'M GOING TO WATCH TY ALL NIGHT. ee YOU CAN NEVER TELL WF THEY'RE LISTENING _~ \. Feanean 27,28 Ma 1, 196CO]VIN ond Lh ObLE ¢ eSnoe 4 WS . see TWAS Geo, woBeES ‘OOTNUMBER HIM! Y Yeon! SEE IF 00 CAN REACH THE. BASEBALL BAT! HEH HEH!Youre, GREAT. TM DEAD. [FIFTH PERIOD—“sTUDIES, tad teas, ’ IGaNTBIORAR orate, | ( NOWN ‘Twinky, Jost soy ‘SPONSORED TERRORISM” GYM CLASS, z Sh. — = S es lh TCANT GET A. NE NONT BE GONE LONG. BABY SITTER ANYWHERE! NT WHT SHOULD WE DO? FORA COUPLE, HOURS UNSUPERVISED?: / & ef : OKAY, CALVIN, WE'LL BE BACK IN A COUPLE OF “i HOURS. YOU AND HOBBES JUST DID YOU HEAR THAT? WE | VIDEORAMA? I'D LIKE TD WATCH TW AND BE 00D.) “GET ! RENT ACR’ AND SOME Wi MONIES! 7 FSF THEN UNE “ATTACK TEC, CANNIBALS” Ces Naren 34.5, 196WELL, THE HOUSE ISSTIL | | WISLIGHT IS STILL ON. STANDING. CALVIN MUST. | | .CAUNIN? ARE YOU AWAKE? WAVE GONE. TO BEDCalvin Hobpes 1 ROM WOH ONT ci GET SOME MONEY ? a aang genes T, WANT A GRENADE LAUNCHER, MoM. WHEN'S CHRISTMAS ? NOT FOR A LONG TIME, FY Not Foe A WHEN'S MY) LONG TIME BIRTHDAY? 3 CANIN, TM TRYING TO WORK! WHEN'S, MY ALLOWANCE?YOU SHOULD GET A, WOOF! WHAT DID You EAT BOY, 1S OOD FUR COAT LIKE FOR BREAKFAST ? CEMENT? | <& Qe a WEEN WHERE DID /_ IT's WELL NEVER BND TT, Yoots| | YOULOSE / SOMENWERE |) HAVE TOWAIT TLL THE So WAIKH. YOU PUT BREAD | THEN IN A FEM MINUTES, TN THis SLOT AND PISH | "TOAST POPS UP! | DOWN THIS LEVER... tS / Yo eG‘NANT THE TOP OF MY HEAD SHANED, AND THE. SIDES DYED PINK AND ‘CUT IN HORIZONTAL ‘STRIPES, OK ? WELL T QUESS THIS GUY KNONS WHICH SIDE A/S BREAD (S BUTTERED ON! WITHOUT QUESTION, THIS is THE HANE. EVER RECEIVED. FINEST HAIRCUT: NEVER CRITICIZE. AGN NITH A RAZ GUESS I'D BETTER, WRITE THAT. BOOK REPORT.AN, ond C alvin ° HobbES LET ME CHECK WHAT THE DEDUCTIBLE IS ON MY INSURANCE FOL NEXT TIME T WONT TAKE THE DINER FUGA,WOLD Lie |[ WEL oF URE) ME IFT Ee Senne || Sis Soa) my DAD, YOUR, POLS TM GLAD Y YER THOSE | IN FACT, WITH ALITTLE. NICE TRY. GO HELP PUSH TODAN, YOUR POLITICAL | YOUR MOM WITH THE, STOCK GUILD REACH A RECORD HIGH. hy, ) THAT MEANS HE KNOWS HAT STREET Fe ee LIVES ON. Te 7 Marcu 17.1819, 1986TOLL BOOTH, DAD! YOU CAN'T PUT THE CAR IN UNTIL YOU PAN ME A QUARTER! WHY SHOULD T PAY YOU To puT MY CAR IN MY GARAGEP BECAISE IF YOU DONT, YUL PULL THE Doo Dow ON THE HOD AS YOU DRIVE IN! THANKS FOR HELPING ME PUT UP THIS SWING. WHERE DID YOu EVER FIND THIS GREAT TIRE? IT'S MV NEN FAORITE, : NTE, Fi SUGAR BOMBS! 4 ee a ) [MEP ALS, ) me THEYRE a) = ore anCalvin od HObLES ee e ik HIT WITH A DART, YOR AT WAR, SOU SET WERE SES Sy =) YeCAN I EAT IT UPSTAIRS, WHILE T Do MY Not UNTIL You] CANT BE } FINISH YOUR EXCUSED? | SALMON, HEY, SUSIE, WANNA FIRST, TLL NEED AN oY TY SEE A MAGIC TRICK? ARN QUARTER... i VEY! DINTISN 4 ) IT WAS ATRICK?? og LOOK! A DECODER NOW! NE CAN SEND A HAL NON MOM AND RING! EACH OER SECRET | DAD NONT BEABLE TO pS MESSAGES IN Cope! [UNDERSTAND US ATALL! Paten 24. 25,26, 198MEGpeniBePr IVE DECIDED WE SHOULD BE “COOLER” THAN NE ARE. WERE NOT } SURE WERE COOL?” HEY, DAD, WILL YOU BUY, ME A FLAME THROWER? OF CURSE NOT. DONT BE SILLY, + GS THE EAR BIRD GETS THE NORM! EVEN AE DIONT USE WW IN THE, HOUSE? anon 27,calvin ond Hobbes DO NOY ASK YOUR Noh FY, i ANSIERS TOT DONT, NEED TO ASK, RIGHT? di IS THIS BLANKET Bis ENOUGH? ‘SEE, TLL JUST GRAB ALL, 2) | THE CORNERS. AND A PARACHUTE! His Mats GONG TO WATE A Rae wise. SAEITS A Wat's {IT'S ACATILE |] LITTLE KIDS HAVE NO ‘STETHOSCOPE. THAT? | PROD. \T HURTS SENSE OF HUMOR ITWONT ]] WIKLIT | A LITLE Less] } \ ea HORT AT ALL. ? THAN A BRANDING 1ROK LW YO TM NOT SKK! WHATS THAT? WILL IT HURT? HEY, DOC, WHY ARE You || ARE VOU GOING TOBLEED|] WHATS THAT? ISTHATA | TM DYING! I HOPE YOUYE. RUBBING MY ARM WITH || ME? YOURE NOT GONG | SHOT? ARE YOU GOING TO. | PAID NOUR MALE PRACTICE COTTON? ARE YOU GOING To ARIE He WOE ANUGHAY VT WENT | NS8&8. YOU CuACK | TO PUT A LEECH THERE? Nour? ¥ PS ae fs - MY ARM 7 on ON OW OW “SAFARI AL" HACKS, SUDDENLY, A GIANT You HEARD ME. | HIS WAY THROUGH THE GORILLA RIPS THRIUGL ROOM AT'S AWUNGLE | WUNGLE! THE FOLIAGE! INHERE!KeEP WARING TEMOON, AMENS USUALLY SHEAE UP FRSA BEND Tr ARE YOU DOING Se ia biiee WONER:. ON THE OTHER HAND, 2 AP FROM, ia GET BAKINGED/Y "| SnRST POU ANE, FoR Calvin Hobbes 4 AER UGH! ACROSS SECTION OF | ALDACHSHUND. NO-THANKS. T WONDER WHAT T A Foe WEA TOON ATS LUNCH TIME! TAIAHAY T THINK TLL HE'S GOT ME!” paARp % <= WA! T VILLED 17 WATH MY THERMOS! SEE? NS BLEEDING JEL!SOMEMHERE IN COMMUNIST | BUT MAYBE HES HEARD RUSSIA TIL GET THERE'S | ABOUT AMERICA, AND HE A LITTLE BOY WHO HAS | DREANS OF LIVING INTHIS, NEVER KNOWN ANNTHING | LAND OF FREEDOM AND BUT CENSORSHIP AND ‘OPPORTUNITY! SOMEDAY, L'D LIKE. To MEET THAT UTILE BOY... wL ALWANS PUT MY DUCKY IN FIRST. FOR COMPANIONSHIP? IT'S DADS. I BURIED WT HERE LAST WEEK. MY SECRET ANCIENT TREASURE MAP SANS TO DIG HERE!SPACEMAN SPIFF, BOLD INTERPLANETARY EXPLORER, ‘SPIFE CALIBRATES HIS | | CALMIN, IF YOU SHOOT THAT BLASTER. READY...AIM, SPIES A ZARG: BAPER CUP AT ME. TUL GET CONFOUND IT. YouR BOTTOM HALLE THE BLASTER JAWMED. = N\ ea o we me NT LOOKS LIKE HOBBES, BURST A SEAM HERE FS. WsT A ume ar) CPRATOIL TILGET NY SEWING KIT. DON'T NEED AN THIS 1S UNNECESSARY SURGERY! YOUR MOM NEVER, WHAT A PECULIAR T DREAMED L WAS IN DREAM T HAD LAST NIGHT! ABIG FIGHT WITH A FEROCIOUS WEASEL! TT NEANS YOURE SLEEPING ON THE FIOGR TONIGHT, You Mincamthoar!WANT A MINUTE. WHAT DO NOU MEAN, "REMEMBER"? Calviv tnebbes AS HOBBES, L HAVE A CONSECTUPAL MORAL QUESTION. MAYBE 100 CAN HELP. WELL, HYPOTHENCALY, LETS SAY PRET BAD LIKE TS His CAR, HIPOTHETICAL, IF WE IMAGINED HE COD YOU CAN KEEP THE “\ FIND THE CAR, WE COND BOOK TU CAL THE /'2QUE PASA SERRA? PRETEND IT MIGHT BE FIED. BUS STATION AT AM EL PUGITINO!”THE WORLD \st T KNOW, BUT WHY ISNT (TS NOT FAIR/ ( FAIR, CALIIN ) IT EVER UNA 'SPIFF SPOTS WIS HOVERING| | BLT HE'S TOO LATE! THE ‘SPACESHIP AND BOLTS | | ANPUL SCM BEING Is UPON HIN ITS ALL OVER AS DICTATOR, T HAVE T WIL NOT TOLERATE | /T ALONE SHAWL DESDE >) [7 coolpnt we THE SOLE VOICE INA] DISSENT! THE OOD! T ALONE SHALL] |( VOTE ON THIS?, GOVERNMENT! rl e fire we nACTUALLY, (TS HARD TO. TE YOU COULD WISH FOR ANYTHING, WHAT WOULD ARGUE WITH SOMEONE. HHO IT BE? LOOKS SO HAPPY, HERE FISH! \ SN » Cvs ae ARE THE FISH BITING oh ° % WoBeES.OOPS! T FORGOT TO READ GBAPTER EVE FOR SCHOOL CATH A QUICK LD. Calvin « on Hopes ‘EK WHAT ARE YOU SO URE DING TOHAVE ME TNKE (1? NOTHING DOING, BUSTER. T REFUSE! YOU SOUND TERRIBLE, CALVIN, LIP TIL GET YOO SOME COUGH MEDICINE MMMM THAT COUGH MEDICINE, '5 GOOD! YOU SHOULD TRY SOMETANT iS MOpeL | [THESE DIRECTIONS AGIME TO Wa Re || ME MESES frReReschut | NE WAS DRINKING MILK AND WHEN HE LAUGHED, VT CAME UP HIS NOSE TOMMY TOLD A FUNNY TAL IT 7 wa, ACTUALY ~\T WAS THE WAY STORY AT SCHOOL TODAY. | | TO ME. ) THE STORY YE TOLD IT. T ALNOST DIED! ATSELE WASNT ‘SO FUNNY... am its te imc class, COACH THINKS VIOLENCE IS AEROBIC Faeuger eeetce! — Ww ' Oe & [hae WARS tow 21,22, 23,1986TE LOOKED EVERYWHERE! UNDER THE BED, WER MY ON THE STAIRS. ON THE | 4, ABRE IT IS! WALL FLOOR, INTHE WHO POT AT IN THE KITRHEN... (1S WST NOT | STUPID CLOSET 2? ANWNUERE | DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT Tene aa NENTS TIPE EVER CATCHES AS WE KNOW IT? }) | ME LETTING THE NR OUT OF THE CARTIRES AGAIN. = + M5 aN SrA Do ByWELL THATS SHOWING ALITTLE FORESIGHT FoR ONCE. "GOOD, FoR YOU, Calvin = HobbEs TIM TAKING THE UMBRELLA OUTSIDE GREAT! WHAT 5 ) ARIEL LETS, GETLESS SPACEMAN SPIEF CLOSES IN ON THE FLEEING | | ABOUT TO TEACH Vicious |] WAS THE CAPITAL OF ZARGONS! ALIEN SCUM THAT VIRTUE | | POLAND UNTIL 1ed0? BI | iS (TS ONN RENARD! WE LOCKS ONTO TARGET! ONCE AGAIN OUR. HERDS | [ PSST, CALVIN wt) THE TYRANNOSAURUS THE TERRIFNING LIZARD WIM A FEN Mia sus, | [7 AARReH! 7 AN, LUMBERS ACROSS THE IS TAREE STORIES TALL AND| | THE DINOSAUR 1S UPON A 2 p( EAT YOUR PRENISTORIC VALEN.. | HIS MOMMIS FILEDWIN | | TRIE OF FIEENG cAENEN.|| ARTEETE ! SIX-INCH USES OF DeaTa! | | HE DevouRs HEH one NONE!) | NAUGHH aurer | WHICH) THAT LON’ ONE? ONE.DO 1 HAVE TO EAT CAN T WATCH THE MOVE: N* 1 | THIS SLIMY ASPARAGUS? “KIER PROM QUEEN” | ON TW CANT STAVUP) [F][ THERES AN INVERSE, TUL MIDNIGHT? _-/ |} || RELATIONSHIP. BETWEEN HECK, THATS MORE FUN THAN EXPLODING A POTATO IN THE MICRONANE! CMON, CANIN. WERE NO, SUST LENE GOING TO THE STORE. CAN HIM HERE, HOBBES. IE NOU CANT NIN BY REASON. GO. FOR VOLUME.calvin od HODES PRUE TM TAXING MY BATA, YOU, CAN WAND COMB YOUR HAR THINK T SHOOLD NO, SO FORTHE SWAVE? /| DON oon FUZZY L90K. WERE'S A TIE AND ONE REFRESH MY MEMORY. HOW DID (OF HY SPORT COATS. T GET TNKED INTO THIS ONE?SO THE CONTRACTOR, WELL. ITS ALL PART OF | YOURE NOT SORRY WE] ] T ASKED FIRST RESIDES, IT SAYS (T NIL COST ABOUT] RAISING A CHILD, RIGHT? | HAD CALVIN, ARE YOU? |] WASNT ALL AMF DECISION / 3200 TO FIX. p———~ { OA THAT DUMB KID! STA ie i ARE 100? y ALJ. KNOM (STHAT] _ ‘ T OFFERED TO BY - US A DACHSHUND,, ‘4 & ? ye Z| BOT NO, YOU SAD. DO YOU THINK WELL SOMEBODY'S THERE'S A GOD? OUT TO GET ME a THE AUIEN, BEING UNNATURAL | STUPID |S BUSSFULIN IGNORANT (OF (TS IMMINENT DOOM! SPACEMAN SPIFF CLOSES IN ON THE ALIEN VESSEL! OUR HERD LOCKS ONTO TARGET AND NARMS UP WS FRAP-RAY BLASTER!][ WOue anomues HOLE IN ONE! MAGAZINES © SUBSCRIPTION CARDS THAT WOW! THREE NEW YESTERDAN T GOT FE. ] HOW COME YOU T.WENT TO THE LIBRARY MAGAZINES ny ME || T LNEGETING AL RECEINE NUL THESE, AND FILLED OUT AW THE TODAY | \ [SAID "BLL ME-LATER" Ss NCRNING CARTOONS. THIS. \S WARY (DIOTS, EXPLOSIVES ENTERTANWENT |S. AND FALLING ANNILS ALL ABONT.- ot UGH. T DONT WANT TO 'Y ME? TM NOX GONNA SPEAR ANN WORMS! RETIN SMART, HUN? THATS WANT T LIKE ABQUT SURVINING: INTHE NLD= PITTING QbR WITS AGAINST THE RAGING lifer SSE! s SOME FAST FOND OSE COME IN NEXT" LITE BONES LETS PIT OUR WITS AGAINST CHESERIRCERS, YEAR, MOD WANT TO. ri ENT SOMETHING THAT qe ° EATS HORHS ANYWAY?CALVIN, TRE HUMAN ATH PROPORTIONAL INSECT | | HE THEN CLIMBS ayo wn CALVIN, INSECT, WALKS ACROSS | |STRENGTA, HE PLACES A} | TO THE TOP OF ATINN ( STOP THAT! THE OTHER END. Jay SUMP. 4 THE DINNER TABLE. rr see EX QTE IN WIS MINUSCULE SIZE, |] AT THE OTHER END, THEN ITS ANOTHER TEN: VV TAKES. CAWNIN THE WE SLOWLY OETS THE | | MINUTE JOURNEY BACK, HUMAN INSECT, TEN MINUTES} | GIGANTIC SHEET! AS HE TURNS IT OVER! WAK A NS BOOK'S PAGE! “TWO BiG RUBBER( MONSTERS) | DoesT "Y AND PEOPLE SUG TOUT OVER MAYOR | [THAT SOUND | SAV THAT TMETROPOLITAN CENTERS INA | | GREAT? —] FOREIGN FILM Ee ~~ ISINACCESSIBLE. 98 o 2 . ee Nav 1219.14, 1985‘OW ROSALIN, YOURE HERE! | [HE REALLY APPRECIATE OUR] [AUK MANBE LITE | [HAHA You GOOD, COME IN COMING ONSOCA SHORT | | CANIN HERE WAS GOTTEN |] RANE THE NOTICE. WE'VE HAD A WIMSELF A REPUTATION HALE UP TERRIBLE TIME GETING FRONT? BABY SITTER FOR TONGHT] Say Vx J HL BABY DOLL, IT'S ME. || YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT, THE || WE HASN'T BEEN ANY SE, | NEAW, I'M BABY SITTING || LITTLE MONSTER. ..WMMM?” | | TROUBLE. YOU JUST HATE. THE KID DowN THE STREET. | | NELL SOFAR, NO PROBLEM. | | TO SHON THESE KIDS. WHO'S THE BOSS. .M HMI ‘SHE SAID 8 CLO, AND. TS ALMOST 630 NOW, THANKS AGAIN FORBARY | [ CANIN (Tuer coon. | [THRE OO SITINS, ROSALIN WS NO | TICGet tae |] “GOOD NCAT. / TANK Ya TROUBLE | CAR AND DANE oop Wart | | AT ALL. | You HOME PoyCalvin 4 HObbES 160 WEVE GTA BARK SITTER, TONIGHT, CAWNIN, THE BOBY SITTER TS HERE! WE'RE. GOING! BE GOOD, OK? ‘CAUIN, TAKER WELL, IT NST LOOK BY THE BE 30 ess TL TURN IN FOR EIGHT BUGS A, NIGHT, T DONT PUT UP WITH MUGWHERE'S OUR TENT? L = Bae | WHEN HE SAID TO PITCH THE TENT, THREN fT N WHAT A GREAT NIGHT TO CAMP OUT? THOUGHT THE SKQUIMASTER SAID TO SET THEM UP. THE BEST PART ABOUT THESE, HIKES 15 GETTING LERT ALONE IN THE WEY, DUMMY! THE WEILL TRY TO LOSE EM WERE SEPARATED FROM ASAIN wR THE NEXT THE TROOP AND UNCOMPROMISING WILD | SCQUTMASTER SAYS TO WOPELESSLY LOST! om 7D SUAINE BY OUR GRAB YOUR STUPID STUFFED] WITS UNAIDED! TIGER AND SET YOUR, ) l a ‘ ? Baas N cer! 7] Bry x May 19,20, 21,1986GRAB THE HOTDOSS: AND COME ON! THE TROCPS COOKING. INNER OVER THE FIRE ) OH THATS JUST GREAT. HERE WEE BEEN LUGGING THIS DUNE. MYCRONAVE AROUND FOR AT LOOKS LIKE SOME BIG PERE WANT THE CROCODILE RLOATS. TO THE TOP OF THE MURKY AMAZON, COMPLETELY MCTIONLESS, HE APPEARS TO BE ONLY A HARMLESS LOG A HIPPOPOTAMUS APPROACHES AND ENSURES| (TS INSTANT DEATHS 2 CALNIN, NAT ARE. YOu DOING ? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT:C alvi No aan 4HODbES gn Fea LOOK, ITSANS YOU WANE TO SE EIGHTEEN TO. BN CIGARETTES,WELL CALVIN, IF YO) NQULDNT] | THERE'S ND PROBLEM SO DRAG THAT TIGER EVERIWAERE! | AWFUL TWAT YOO CANT ADD THINGS LIKE TIS WOUDNT] | SOME QUIET TO IT AND. > HAPPEN, MAKE IY EVEN WORSE! NK MOM! A BiG NMS Me STOLE HOBEE: LCANT SLEEP AT ALL. POOR HOBRES | T WONDER WHERE HE 1S. T HOPE HE'S OK. MAYBE YOU SHOULD DESCRIBE HIM’ € ‘ lost: my tiGER, “HobbES” On tHE QUIEt sige. Somewhat PECULIaa. A GOod COMpSNION, IN Gd WEIR SORE Of way. ? VeeWM ASIUPTED TIGER OUT IN THE FIELD. HON STRANGE, WELL LOOK, SOMEBODY LEFT WELL, NOTHING ALITTLE TEA, T HOBBES | HOBBES! HEWO,CALIN, WOULD NOU LIKE TO JOIN MY HECK NO, TM TRYING TD. FIND MY BEST FRIEND, WHOS KIDNAPPED BY A. TEA PARTY? BEEN KIDNAI J DOG. LEAVE WE NONE. WELL T THINK MR. CALVIN IS. VERY RYDE, DONT YOU, NR.TIGER? YES, 1 THINK SO TO. MORE TEA ANNONE? HEY, T SHOUD TAL ASE [NOU FOUND HoBses | [want WONT NR GUNN To KEEP HER EYES OPEN THANG YOU THANK YOO GENTLEMAN! T DO WOK NHANKOUTHANOUTHRNKY QUTHANKOUTHANKNQUTHA, HEY! WHO TOOK ALL THE COKES 7"?Calin HobpEs = a Fe EMER Wows coOKNG DINER, R SOMERDY GOT SICKINTHE WOr's THAT FURNACE. DUCT. asm) — ayy SAY oe RENIN? WERE HANING MONKEY HEADS? WE ARE NOT ARE THOSE REALLY WEADS? WAATEVER I 1s, TW NOT EATING TT, MONKeY wens? THE NEVER HAD MONKEY HERDS BEFORE! | [JRMUTRINDAISISINED (WRAY ST noUeitn ese MERE TL WONDER WHAT \S MATA. [STUFFED FERED, HONEY, TWEVRE UKE NOSE? MUATSS THIS? \ THE HECK /5 THIS 2° WHAT BRANS? T DONT TIS, TM NOT EATING TT THINC THEY BE a SO PURBERNSUSIE, WANNA HEAR T THINK THE PRINCIPAL | HE'S TRYING To CORRUPT OUR] | PROMISE NOT A SECRET? IS ASPACE ALIEN SPY. | YOUNG INNOCENT MINDS SO} J TO TELL DONT WELL BE UNABE TO RESIST| | ANYONE? A WORRY, WHEN HIS PEOPLE INVADE. / HOBBES, WHAT SHOULD | | WELL, YOU CAN ALWAYS DO WE SCRAMBLE T DO WEN MOE COMES | | WHAT WE TIGERS DO) HATS) LIKE MANIACS To BEAT. ME UP WHEN ARHING CHARGES. | | THAT? J} FOR THE HOBBES, L NEED YOUR ] SOT WANT YOu TO HELP. THAT Buy MOE COME TO SCHOOL AND KEEPS FUBHING ME EAT HIM, OK? HAT IF THE CAFETERIA, LADIES WONT LET ME, USE THE OVEN Jone 23, 4, 1986