ath univerows soury sue e It’s my laet few dollars, but 1 pay. TINY TOM 5 Me, too! LITTLE BECKY TWO-SHOES Me, too! SOUPY SUE We'll ll pay, Bobby Strong! Always and forever, just so long as you keep let pay! BOBBY ‘Oh, Pal What's o become of you? i PENNY Back to work, then, Bobby! The morning rush is ont Act t Scene 2 (The executive offices of Urine Good Company. CALDWELL 8. CLADWELL, with ‘MR, MCQUEEN at his sie, is meeting woth SENATOR FIPP) FIPP E Where's my dough?! : CLADWELE 5 Inv that what we're all atking ourselves, Senator? Where's my dough? From the Z cop walking his beat to the Litile baby asleep in his mother's axms, we're all asking & ‘the same question: Where's my dough? And by dough, of course, mean money. FIPP I made my speech! Where's my dough?! CLADWELL ‘Oh, there'l be plenty of dough for everyone, Senator, once the new fee hikes breeze through the Legislature. FIPP yeas hoping to wait forthe vote during my latest fact-finding mission—to Rict ‘Wouldn't want to be around once the new fee hikes breeze through.ao Univerown CLADWELL and you to the Most Expensive University n the World to teach 1323, or tearm how to manipulate great masses of people? HOPE +o learn how to manipulate great masses of people, Daddy. CLADWELL Which is exactly what we'll do. Now get faxing! HOPE And copying! CLADWELL And — welcome home, acti scene 3 (high, Are come. LITTLE SALLY counts he penis. OFFICER LOCKSTOCK enters) LITTLE SALLY 2,_ive handed and thiry-seven five undsed and thirty-eight usta few mars a LOCKSTOCK Wetlelle there, LitieSall. Awfully late fer alitle gto be outand about Especially on a night like tonight, LITTLE SALLY Con Just tryin to srape together afew coins before te late-night ssh sal. Cot eneto spare? LOCKSTOCK ‘Sure, Little Sally. Imin a good mood tonight. (GE tosses her a cin.) LITTLE SALLY Gen, thanks. (SHE squires the coin ay) ‘Say, Officer Lockstock, I was thinkin’. “We dor't spend much time on hydraulics, do vetLITTLE BECKY TWO-SHOES OKAY NOW, SNUFF BILLY BOY BILL SNUFF THE GIRL! LITTLE BECKY TWO-SHOES YEAH! SOUPY SUE & BILLY BOY BILL SNUFF THE GIRL! TINY TOM & ROBBY THE STOCKFISH SNUFF HER! HOT BLADES HARRY & LITTLE BECKY TWO-SHOES OH YEAH, NOW GO! ROBBY THE STOCKFISH e SNUFF MHECIRL! HOT BLADES HARRY & LITTLE BECK TWO-SHOES YEAH! BILLY BOY, ROBBY, TINY TOM, HOT BLADES ‘SNUFF THE GIRL! ALL ‘YEAH, SNUFF THE GIRL (Dance break) ‘THIS IS THE END. ROLL THE DICE, PLACE YOUR BETS. IN THIS MISRABLE WORLD, ‘THAT'S AS GOOD AS IT GETS.Sie Geir or se Uninerows BOBBY Friends, | know you're afraid, But this has got tobe about more than just revenge carious thrill of stringing someone up who can't defend herself LITTLE BECKY TWO-SHOES ‘But why? We want to hang her as revenge for her father’s eres. LITTLE SALLY | think he's justin love with hee, that’s what I think. and the BOBBY Maybe 1am. ALL Whaa-? BOBBY ‘And maybe I made a promise up there ‘A promise that from this day forward, no sean would be denied his essential humanity due tothe condition of his Poctatbook. That no man in ned woud be grored by another with he meats help him. ere and ony from this day forward, because of you, and you, and you ae Teck ino the faces of ou fellow men and see not only brother, but sister aswel HOT BLADES HARRY ‘Whats that supposed to meari? SOUPY SUE Tiny TOM Sieg =