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Waiting at the Church
A Farce in One Act
By
FRANZ AND LILLIAN RICKABY
Authors of “Who Kissed Barbara 2" and Other Plays
NOTICE
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WALTER H. BAKER COMPANY
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Waiting at the Church
CHARACTERS
ROB. Me.
DUD. Did she tell the Chief that?
ROB. Naturally not.
DUD. She told you, then.
ROB. She didn’t need to.
DUD. (disgusted almost beyond endurance). I don't
know whether to laugh at you, or
ROB. Try crying, Dud; it would become you better.
DOR. (who has never taken her eyes from him, answers
softly). Yes; nineteen. -
CLARK. Yes! And now I'll tell you what I've done.
I’ve turned you out into the road, for all of me. I've
saved and managed from the very first that you might
some day have it all, for you and yours. But I'll melt it
all up and pour it down a hole before I'll furnish you and
this loafer of yours a cent.
DoR. We are prepared to live without it.
CLARK. And live what on f Love, I suppose?
DOR. On what Arnold can earn.
CLARK. On what he can earn Look here. The love
of a man like that is little enough; but what he can earn
is a mighty sight less than that.
CAR. (perhaps stirred by the prospect of pauperism).
Come now, Mister Clark. You've no call tº be sa rough
on y'r daughter.
CLARK. My daughter? She isn't my daughter. She's
your wife, and you've got to support her. How did you
plan to do it?
CAR. Well—er—t’ tell th’ truth, I rather expected t'
take up with some work. I gotta job in sight.
CLARK. To tell the truth, you didn't expect to do any
thing of the sort. You've hung around our young set
long enough for me to know that. It didn't seem to
make any difference to you—to either of you—that I pre
ferred you to stay out of sight. It only made things
worse. I might have known it.—But as for goin' to
work, when a man hasn't begun to amount to something
by the time he's as old as you are, he's not goin' to
amount to anything afterward.
CAR. I—we didn't know, too, but there'd likely be
sumthin' in th’ way of a position on one o' your farms.
CLARK. So! Just what position could you hold on
any farm, say nothing of one of mine? You don't know
a seeder from a harrow. You don't know anything !
And how this woman could ever have done what she's
done, I don't know.
DoR. (quietly). If you wish to know, why don't you
ask her?
CLARK. I do ask her—now.
DOR. Before she tells you, she would like to request
28 WAITING AT THE CHURCH
CLARK. I thought so !
CAR. It 'ud leave us more time t'gether. We c’d
scrape along. Hey, Dot?
DOR. (as she hears the fatal “Hey, Dot?” gives a
smothered exclamation of horror, turns to her father and
falls to her knees beside his chair, clinging to him). Oh,
Daddy, take me away from him Take me away, before
he says that again.
CLARK. Why—why—Dotty —
DOR. I’m not married to him. Truly I’m not, Daddy!
Oh, I’m so glad |
CLARK. Not married?
CAR. (as one falling). Aw, see here, Dot! You're
not playin' th' game
CLARK (leans forward in his chair. DOROTHY rises).
Not married. Not playing the game. (With growing
mistrust and anger.) What game? (To ROBERT.) You,
sir! What is this game? You ought to know, I take it.
RoB. (beginning to shed his borrowed weeds). Yes,
sir; I'm afraid I know. I invented it; that is, I invented
the beginning of it. It seems to have come out about
right though.-Come on, Dud; I just loaned you that
collar and tie, you know. (DUDLEY begins removing his
collar and tie.) When I think how close I came to study
ing for the ministry I shiver.
WAITING At THe CHURCH 3I
DoR. Good-bye.
RoB. Good-bye.
(Ereunt CLARK and DOROTHY ROBERT stands for a
moment in a reverie, interrupted by DUDLEY, who
looks in through the church entrance and calls
cheerily.)
DUD. Waiting for you, old boy.
Rob. (starting). Oh! I'll be right in, Dud. (Exit
DUDLEY. Robert turns and goes to the window.) Hang
it! I ought to have asked her when.
(He turns again and starts for the church meditatively.
Seeing the purse on the table, he takes it up, looks at
it carefully, and is holding it as DOROTHY appears
silently at the rear entrance. She stops suddenly as
she sees what he is doing and smiles. As ROBERT
drops the purse into his pocket, she makes a little
grimace, retires a few steps, reappears, and speaks.)
DOR. Excuse me.
Rob. Certainly Did you learn that from Ole?
DoR. (laughing softly). Isn't that what one says?
Rob. That depends upon what one has been doing.
DoR. Oh, I see. Well, I seem to have lost or mis
placed my purse. It didn't have anything in it to speak
of, but I shouldn't care to lose it.
RoB. (business of searching). Is that so? I’m sure I
haven't seen it. What kind of a purse was it? Did it
have my—I mean, your name in it?
(DOROTHY nearly breaks out laughing as his back is
turned, but sobers immediately.)
DOR. It was made of brown tooled leather, and had
my name and address on the inside. So there would be
no excuse for anyone not returning it—if he found it.
ROB. I’ll look for it more thoroughly this evening
after the rehearsal. (He stops hunting.)
DOR. That will be so good of you.
(She also stops hunting.)
38 WAITING AT THE CHURCH
CURTAIN
THE MAN WHO WENT
(Originally produced under the title “The Black Feather.”)
A Play in Four Acts
By W. A. Tremayne
Seven males, three females. Scenery, one interior and one exterior,
Costumes, modern. Plays a full evening. Royalty, $10.00 for the first
and $5.oo each for other immediately succeeding performances. An ex
ceptionally stirring and effective play of the Great War, produced with
great success in Canada as the successor of the popular “The Man Who
Stayed at Home.” Jack Thornton, a King's Messenger, entrusted with
important state papers for delivery in Vienna, is robbed of them through
his attachment to a lady in the Austrian secret service, and his career
fº. but by the cleverness and daring of Dick Kent, of the Eng
ish secret service, who is in love with his sister Evelyn, the plot is frus.
trated in a series of thrilling scenes, and all ends well. An exceptionally
well built drama, full of sensations, ending in a strong last act full of
“puneh.” A good play for any purpose, but ideally suited to the temper
of the present. Plenty of comedy, easy to stage, and confidently secon
mended. Price, 35 cents
CHARACTERS
Price, 35 cents
CHARACTERS
SYNOPSIS
Act I.—The law office of Hon. Jeremy Wise, New York City
A morning in July.
ACT II.-The exterior of the court-house, Opaloopa, Alabama
An afternoon in October.
ACT III.—Same as Act II. The next afternoon.
ACT IV.-Mrs. Courtenay's sitting-room, Opaloopa, Alabama
A night in April.
ISOSCELES
A Play in One Act
By Walter Ben Hare
Two male, one female characters. Costumes, modern; scene, an in
&erior. Plays twenty minutes. Royalty $2.50 for each performance. An
admirable little travesty of the conventional emotional recipe calling for
husband, wife and lover. Played in the proper spirit of burlesque it is
howlingly funnv. Strongly recommended for the semi-professional uses
of schools of acting. A capital bit for a benefit or exhibition programme,
affering a decided novelty.
A rice, 25 cents
THE GUEST RETAINER
A Farce in Three Acts
By Carl Webster Pierce
Five males, three females. Scene, a hotel office. Plays two hours. A
guest retainer is an imagined employee of a summer hotel whose job it is
to keep the lady guests contented and happy. It ought to work fine, but
in this case it had some very funny consequences. An aviator, a retired
undertaker and some other eccentric characters afford good parts. Its
small cast and easy production recommend this piece.
Price, 35 cents
CHARACTERS
O'KEEFE'S CIRCUIT
An Entertainment in One Scene
By Carolyn Draper Gilpatric
Twelve males, eight females or less. Scene, a manager's office. Plays
ad libitum. A vaudeville manager receives in his office applicants for
engagements, who illustrate their talent or lack of it. Colored characters,
male and female, Indian, Spanish, “Rube,” old-fashioned and various
eccentric.
Price, 35 cents
THE OFFICE FORCE
CONVERTING BRUCE
A Farce in One Act
By Edith 9. Broomhall
Two men, two women. , Costumes, modern; scene, an interior. Plays
twenty minutes. No royalty. Bruce says that all girls are double faced,
saying one thing to you and another about you. His chum Jack, by an
ingenious plot, proves to him that even if this is sometimes true Peggy
Lee is an exception. A very bright, lively and entertaining farce, full of
"pep" and go. Recommended.
Arice, 2 r cents
JUST PLAIN MARY
A Comedy in Two Acts
By Gladys Ruth Bridgham
Seven males, thirteen females. Scenes, an easy exterior and an interior.
Plays two hours. What seems to be for two thrilling acts a dark plot
against Judkins turns out to mean big money for him and big luck for
“Just Plain Mary.” Rustic eccentric character in great abundance.
A rice, 35 cents
CHARACTERS
his sons.
REv. John ANDREws, aged jo.
AUSTIN GEORGE, aged 30.
HIRAM PAISLEY, aged 45.
JoEL SANBORN, aged 13.
FRANCINE DUMont, aged 18.
NAOMI JUDKINs, aged 21 -
CIN'M'BUNS
A Sketch in One Act
By Frances Homer Schreiner
Two males, two females. Scene, an interior. Plays twenty minutes.
Prue meets her “ideal" by accident, takes him for the new organist
and feeds him with buns, but her romance survives this mischance. All
straight characters.
Price, 25 cents
GOOD-EVENING, CLARICE
A Farce Comedy in Three Acts. By J. C. McMullen
Five males, six females. Playing time, approximately two hours.
Costumes of the present day. Scene—a single interior. Annette
Franklin, a jealous wife, has been raising a little domestic war over
her husband's supposed infatuation for a noted dancer, Clarice de
Mauree. How Annette was proven wrong in her supposition, cured
of her jealousy, and found her long lost parents, makes a comedy,
which, while easy of production, proves very effective in the pre
sentation. The part of Clarice, the dancer, gives the opportunity
for an excellent female character lead. All of the other parts are of
equal importance and the situations fairly radiate comedy and swift
moving action. This new play has already made its public début
in manuscript form, having been used with great success on the
Pacific coast. Royalty, $10.00 for the first and $5.00 for each subse
quent performance by the same cast. Professional rates will be
quoted on request.
ScENEs
Act I.--Living-room of the Franklin residence, Buffalo, N. Y.,
7 : I5 P. M.
Act II.-The same, 8:15 P. M.
Act III.-The same, 9:00 P.M.
Price, 50 cents.
HIS UNCLE'S NIECE
A Rollicking Farce in Three Acts. By Raymond W. Sargent
Six males, three females. Scenery not difficult. The plot of this
hilarious farce centres around a letter received by Francis Felton
from his Uncle Simon of Happy Valley Junction, who has always
supposed that Francis was of the opposite sex. The letter an.
nounces that the uncle has selected a husband for his niece and that
they are both on the way to New York to make final arrangements
for the wedding. In desperation, to keep up a deception started
years before by his parents, Francis assumes a female character
rôle in order to carry out a provision whereby he is to receive a
million dollar bequest from his uncle. The explanations made
necessary through this change are amusing and realistic. The
dénouement is a surprise and one that will lift the audience to its
feet with applause. You have seen Charley's Aunt on the pro
fessional stage, and here is a chance for amateurs to act in a play
that is even better suited to their requirements.
CHARACTERS
ScENES
Act I.-Interior of Francis Felton's and Richard Tate's bachelor
establishment at Boston.
Act II.-Same as Act I. Afternoon of the same day.
Act III.-Exterior of Uncle Simon's summer home at Happy
Valley Junction. Evening; three days later.
TIME: Midsummer.
Time of playing: Approximately two hours.
Price, 35 cents.
WHEN A FELLER NEEDS A FRIEND
A Farce in Three Acts
By 7. C. McMullen
Five male, five female characters. Costumes, modern; scenery, a
single easy interior. Plays a full evening. Royalty for amateurs, $10.oo
a performance. Tom Denker and Bob Mills, trying to break into New
York, have reached the point where their furniture consists of soap boxes,
their diet what they can steal from the dog's milk and the parrot's cracker,
and where one suit between them is the best they can do. How they
climbed out of these social depths and what side-splitting complications
arose from their efforts to do so form the plot of a mighty funny play
which provides ten parts of about equal opportunity and is as easy to pro
duce as it is effective. Can be strongly recommended for any use in
amateur theatricals, but especially for high school performance.
Price, 35 cents
CHARACTERS
ToM DENKER, an artist.
BoB MILLs, a magazine writer.
MRS. REESE, their landlady.
JERRY SMITH, just returned from “Over There.”
Liz, Mrs. Reese's stepdaughter.
* BING '' DICKSON, Liz's steady.
WILLIAM DENKER, 7bm's uncle.
ALICE KING, Tom's aunt.
ELAINE LYNNE, Alice King's ward.
ANGELA Scott, Bob's fiancée.
SYNOPSIS
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