For Sale By Owner:

1999 Nissan Maxima with Free Boyfriend Included

$1250 or best offer // Must be willing to take boyfriend or no deal // Serious offers only!!

Nissan Maxima:
190,000 miles
Clean title
Drives great
Leather seats
No accidents, but some scratching on back bumper
Originally bought as a commuter car, but now rarely used
Transmission replaced less than a year ago

Conor Moloney:
25 years
Clean std check
Drives great
Into leather
Physical therapy completed after torn ACL
Some emotional damage, but works fine
Nice ass

Selling car because I am moving to a new city, and will not need car.
Selling boyfriend for same reason.
Really good car for commuting, and actually fun to drive on the highway.
Some issues with communication, but good time overall.
Great for road trips.