The Big Wheel

An original radio drama by

Harvey Smith

CAST

JEBBIDIAH MCALLY Physically disabled private eye - H

GIUSEPPE PIZZA Corrupt Leader of Gaggle Division - T
IRIS MCALLY Jebbidiah’s Wife - O
WINSTON Jebbidiah’s gorilla Butler - F
GAGGLE GRUNTS – O
CRIME BOSS - D
SCENE ONE: INT. GAGGLE HQ NEW TORQUE – EVENING
(Giuseppe Pizza, Crime Boss, Gaggle Grunts)

MUSIC JAZZ MUSIC

SOUND FOOTSTEPS

GIUSEPPE PIZZA: If we stage more arrests our plan will work and
police seem to believe we are legit, however people
still have their suspicions so what can we do to
change this.

GAGGLE GRUNTS: *Rambling Ideas*

CRIME BOSS: Shut yo traps, I think that you should allow me and
my homies to get more crime and make the nobodys
thank we a threat then you swoop in and bang
peoples be thinking you took down the big boys.

GIUSEPPE PIZZA: You know that might just work.

SCENE TWO: INT. APARTMENT – EVENING

(JEBBIDIAH MCALLY, IRIS MCALLY)

JEBBIDIAH: I hate crime

IRIS: I know you do hun

JEBBIDIAH: It is the worst thing since

Unsliced bread.
IRIS: I agree honey bun

JEBBIDIAH: Somethings up with that

Gaggle corporation maybe I
should look into it.

IRIS: Do whatever you want my

pumpkin spice latte.

JEBBIDIAH: What do you think Winston?

WINSTON: *MONKEY NOISES*

JEBBIDIAH: Very well my dame and my

monkey. I will be back.

SOUND WHEELCHAIR

SCENE THREE: EXT. RAINY STREET – NIGHT

(JEBBIDIAH MCALLY, GAGGLE GRUNTS)

SOUND LIGHTER

JEBBIDIAH: Thank goodness cigarettes

are waterproof.

GAGGLE GRUNTS: Hey old man!

JEBBIDIAH: Yes Sir.

GAGGLE GRUNTS: You’re under arrest

JEBBIDIAH: For what?

GAGGLE GRUNTS: We are not at liberty to

say.

JEBBIDIAH: Its my right to know

GAGGLE GRUNTS: Just shut up and comply

JEBBIDIAH: No, not until I know what

I’m being arrested for.
GAGGLE GRUNTS: Well You asked for this

JEBBIDIAH: Asked for wha…

SOUND PUNCHING

SCENE FOUR: EXT. RAINY STREET – MORNING

(JEBBIDIAH MCALLY, WINSTON)

JEBBIDIAH: *GRUNTS*

WINSTON: *MONKEY NOISES*

JEBBIDIAH: Winston, help me, take me

inside

SCENE FIVE: INT. APARTMENT – MORNING

(JEBBIDIAH, WINSTON, IRIS)

SOUND WHEELCHAIR

IRIS: Oh my god what

happened to my little
chicken nugget

WINSTON: *MONKEY NOISES*

IRIS: ok I’ll let you deal with

it, take care of my pickle
wickle

WINSTON: *MONKEY NOISES*

JEBBIDIAH: Help Me

WINSTON: *MONKEY NOISES*

JEBBIDIAH: Thank you

SCENE SIX: INT. APARTMENT - AFTERNOON

(JEBBIDIAH, WINSTON)

WINSTON: *MONKEY NOISES*

JEBBIDIAH: Winston? You healed me.

WINSTON: *MONKEY NOISES*

JEBBIDIAH: You made me an upgrade.

WINSTON: *MONKEY NOISES*

JEBBIDIAH: A hoverchair! I'm gunna

take these sons of bitches
down.

SCENE SEVEN: INT. GAGGLE HQ VENTS - EVENING

(JEBBIDIAH, WINSTON)

JEBBIDIAH: Winston can you hear me on

comms

WINSTON: *MONKEY NOISES*

JEBBIDIAH: I'm in the vents as we

speak, i knew these guys
were dirty, there the
imposters of this city and
we need to get rid of em.

WINSTON: *MONKEY NOISES*

JEBBIDIAH: I'm glad you...

SOUND VENTS COLLAPSING

The hoverchair broke my

fall

GAGGLE GRUNTS: Hey you, dropping out of

vents like that is really
sus...

GAGGLE GRUNTS: You can't just punch...

GAGGLE GRUNTS: So you think your a

tough...

JEBBIDIAH: Thats them dealt with time

to find the big guy.

SCENE EIGHT: INT. GAGGLE BOSS OFFICE - EVENING

 (JEBBIDIAH, GUISEPPE)

GUISSEPPE: Who are you, how did you get in

alerting my gaurds

JEBBIDIAH: Nevermind that im here to take you

down

GUISSEPPE: *chuckles*
you can’t take me down im the
boss and even if you could
you really think you can make
a difference, Gaggles gone
globle baby

JEBBIDIAH: We’ll see about that

*fighting and grunts*

JEBBIDIAH: Guiseppe pizza more like guisseppe

pizza shit!

GUISSEPPE: Defeat, suck your cock.

JEBBIDIAH: That’s enough out of you!

MUSIC JAZZ