BehindTheTables: SILLY INSULTS by V-num Originally posted at www.reddit.
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SILLY INSULTS What do the mooks shout at the party? Roll to find out.
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01-02. abyss-spawned 01-02. black pudding 01-07. who ate all the pies! 03-04. bent-fingered 03-04. bugbear 08-14. with no friends! 05-06. cantrip-flinging 05-07. churl 15-21. who even magic missiles 07-08. dragon-breath 08-10. crone avoid! 09-10. drow-fondling 11-13. cur 22-28. that makes trolls seem 11-12. eye-averting 14-16. country bumpkin endearing! 13-14. ghoul-skinned 17-18. fomorian 29-35. with breath like the south 15-16. gnoll-punching 19-21. goon end of a north bound ogre. 17-18. goblin-fiddling 22-23. hobgoblin 36-42. who's so filthy even an 19-20. knife-eared 24-26. lob otyugh would spit you out. 21-22. hissy-fitting 27-29. marmozet 43-49. who's so shabbily dressed 23-24. hog-rubbing 30-32. milksop you look like an orphaned 25-26. hussy up 33-35. pillock kobold. 27-28. jaded 36-38. pissant 50-56. with all the personality of a 29-30. lemon-smelling 39-41. plum gelatinous cube. 31-32. lentil weaving 42-44. quim 57-63. who's so ugly it looks like 33-34. limp wrist 45-47. quisling you're half way through a 35-36. moss-growing 48-50. rapscallion polymorph. 37-38. Netherese 51-53. rascal 64-70. that smells like a duergar's 39-40. noggin-filching 54-56. scag beard. 41-42. numbskulled 57-59. scalawag 71-77. with the conversational 43-44. otyugh-attracting 60-62. scamp skills of an owlbear. 45-46. pantaloon-gathering 63-65. schmuck 78-84. who's as graceful as a one- 47-48. pie-eating 66-68. scoundrel legged zombie. 49-50. pit-yacking 69-71. serf 85-92. with an intellect that 51-52. plonker-waddling 72-74. shrew couldn't light a candle with a 53-54. quipper-seething 75-77. simpleton struck match. 55-56. rubber-faced 78-80. slag 92-100.who's as useful as a mirror 57-58. slack-jawed 81-83. slubberdegullion to a vampire. 59-60. slant-legged 84-86. snake-flipper 61-62. snot-eating 87-88. sonnova yea-sayin' 63-64. sobbing cheapskirt 65-66. spider-licking 89-91. toe rag 67-68. breech-staining 92-94. wazzock 69-70. stirge-infested 95-97. wildcat 71-72. tattling 98-100. yokel 73-74. troll-smelling 75-76. turnip-swindling 77-78. Weave-breaking 79-80. wizened 81-82. waggish 83-85. argle-bargling 86-88. brickety 89-90. crank 91-93. humbuggish 94-97. jiggety 98-100.muckerish
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