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Tommy Kaos Novel FINAL 9 1
Tommy Kaos Novel FINAL 9 1
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THE LIFE AND TIMES OF TOMMY KAOS NOVEL
Introduction
TOMMY KAOS
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Chapter 1
I was born the first child of a 19-year-old girl who had no real
aspirations other than to party her ass off. She’s a six-foot Amazon,
with auburn hair, big bones, and a mean streak fitting for a man. Her
favorite pastimes were drinking, dancing, and fucking. That’s Mom.
As the story goes, she got pregnant by some dumbass schmuck who
got drafted into Vietnam’s War and left her with a belly full of me. He
wasn’t in a month before he got himself killed and she wasn’t
wasting time waiting on him or his funeral. She latched onto another
poor fool and claimed he was the daddy. Sheryl wanted to be taken
care of, and Tom was the fool picked for the job.
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I got out of bed and my dad told me to go into the living room
with my sister and my cousin Pee Wee; he was spending the night on
our sofa. I bet he wished he’d have stayed home that night. I went to
the living room and stood beside Pee Wee and May, all the while
watching that back bedroom, and my mom rocking back and forth
with my baby sister.
Memories of that time come in bits and pieces; I’m sure it’s
because of the Kaos happening before a five-year-old’s eyes. So,
please forgive me for skipping some of the mundane parts to keep
this story going.
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At the funeral home, I seen my little sister in the tiny casket and
didn’t know why. Everyone told me she was with Jesus, but I didn’t
know who that was, especially because I could see her lying there and
didn’t see any Jesus anywhere. My Uncle D.J. burst out crying because
of my questions and kicked a huge hole in a door. Everyone had to try
and calm him down. I was still confused.
Anyway, Grandpa picked Mom up and sat her back in the chair.
He woke her up and asked her again “Are you going to grow up and
be a mother to the two children you do have?” Mom said, “FUCK…...”
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and got knocked out again. Grandpa didn’t even wait for her to finish
the statement. Grandma told him that was enough, and they put Mom
to bed.
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Chapter 2
Mom was the first to enter, then a whole lot more men and
women came in behind her. I don’t know how many people came in,
but it was more than a dozen and they were here to party hard. They
were all bikers, and I remember the crossed pistons and the Outlaw
insignia on the back of their jean and leather vests and jackets. Mom
had on one, too. The babysitter ran out of the door, crying and upset,
so I was left to hold May while they partied all around us. Mom was
somewhere in the apartment, but I don’t remember seeing her much.
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Mom. Mom came staggering out of the back bedroom barely dressed.
She was cussing mad to see Grandpa and walked right up to him, only
to get knocked out by a huge right jab to the nose. The bikers started
to raise a fuss until Grandpa leveled his gun at some guy’s head.
Grandpa told all of them that he was leaving with me and my sister
and would kill anyone who tried to stop him. Nobody said anything
as we were led down the stairs and put into Grandpa’s car. I
remember feeling excited after what I had just seen. When we got
back to Grandpa’s house, we were put to bed. I went to sleep knowing
I was safe, once again.
Grandpa led us into the house and closed the door. I watched
out the living room window until the dude woke up, got Mom up, and
they left. It was quite a while before I saw her again.
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Chapter 3
As time went by, Mom came back to pick us up. Grandpa wasn’t
letting us go that easily. The guy Mom was with was different from
the bikers. He was still wearing long hair with a full beard and
mustache, but he was more of a hillbilly. His name was Ben and he
somehow persuaded Grandpa that he was going to “save” Mom from
her madness and take us all to his mountain home to live, far away
from the bikers and Mom’s party-loving friends. I don’t see why Mom
was willing to give that all up, but she put on a show to get us to go
with her. Grandpa and Grandma relented, and we were sadly loaded
up in Ben’s pickup truck, and headed for Mountain View, North
Carolina.
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They surrounded our lil’ house and I wanted to go into them and see
what I could see. That came later on.
The first time I climbed on it, I pulled the throttle and the bike
leapt out from under me, it was that powerful. Ben had to teach me to
take it easy at first. After I got the hang of it, I wasn’t to be stopped. I
tore up the road for hours. You could hear me from a mile away. It
sounded like someone was zooming up and down the mountain road
revving a chainsaw like a mad man. I was having so much fun.
I’d ride the motorized bicycle to my bus stop and hide it under
a bridge until I got back after school. Then I’d hop on that bike, crank
it up, and tear up the road. I had to be moving pretty fast, too. I’d pass
tractors, trucks, and cars like they were sitting still. One day our local
state trooper got behind me and pulled me over. He couldn’t believe
his eyes. Here was a seven-year-old kid on a souped-up bicycle doing
60 miles per hour up an old two-lane, black-top road. He helped me
put the bike in his car’s trunk and he drove me home. I thought I was
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in trouble, but they all laughed it off and told me to go slower around
traffic. I said I would, but I wasn’t hearing that nonsense. I loved the
speed and excitement. When winter came around and it snowed, I
had Ben drive me to the bus stop. Winter sucked in the hills.
Not only was it cold, but it was freezing cold. The only heat in
our house was a pot-belly stove in the living room. It used to be in the
kitchen in the summertime, but in the winter, we moved it to the
living room. We all four slept in the living room, too. Anywhere else
in the house was freezing to walk into. Going outside was crazy, too,
especially when it snowed. We had to use the outhouse and get wood
and water from outside. BRRRR!
The only thing that was fun about winter was the food we ate:
lots of deer, bear, and raccoon stew. We always had a pot cooking on
the stove. When we were in hard times, and food was scarce for us,
the hill neighbors made sure we were well fed, too. Hill folk looked
out for one another.
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Chapter 4
There were numerous geese running around all over the place,
too. I hated the geese. They’d attack me every time I got near them.
I’d kick them and run like hell because I knew they were coming for
me. Sometimes it’d be a game for me, but sometimes not, especially
when I was doing a chore.
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by its neck and began swinging that heavy bastard in circles until I
felt its neck pop. I threw it in the yard and watched it twitch for a few
minutes, then took it inside to Mom. As soon as Mom saw that goose,
she snapped. She went to screaming and cussing at me, telling me I
was going to get a beating from her and him as soon as he saw the
goose.
Well, I did what any kid in my shoes would do—I started crying
and saying it wasn’t my fault, that the goose kept chasing me and
biting me and what difference did it make if we eat chickens or
geese? She wasn’t hearing it, she begun to beat my ass.
The next day, Mom had us pack up our stuff. I guess he didn’t
like that I killed his pet goose, so he kicked us out and drove us back
to Grandpa’s house. I wasn’t mad at all. Mom was pissed off at me for
a while, but she got over it.
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Chapter 5
I’d usually catch 30-40 crawdads and then I’d call it quits and
go home. May and I would clean ‘em, fry ‘em, and chow down. On this
particular morning, I decided to go a little longer and get enough to
feed Ben and Mom, too. I went up the creek and gigging away. It was
a good gigging day for it too; lots of crawdads everywhere.
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around the roots until it fell over like a fallen tree. I could’ve yelled
“TIMBER” if I’d thought about it, but I was too stunned by my find. I
laid that tree aside and began pulling at another. I had it loose and
falling over when I heard someone yell at me from up the hill.
When I got to the part of the creek behind our house, I ran
uphill and came through the front door with the plants trailing
behind me. I knew I lost a bunch of buds through the trees, branches,
and briars but I didn’t care. There was plenty left to deal with.
I ran through the living room and up some stairs that led to the
attic, which was my room during the warm months. There was a
small window-shaped door that opened up onto a tin-roofed porch. I
pulled the plants out onto the roof to let the heat that was coming off
the tin dry the plants. I saw Ben do it before.
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rag and began to wipe me clean when she noticed small puncture
holes in my right calf and right elbow. She said, “Who shot you boy?”
and I said, “What did you say?” She asked me again and I realized I
was hit by that old man’s buck shot. Never having been shot before,
and being only eight years old, I fell to the floor and began crying like
a little girl. I just knew I was going to die. Mom told me to shut up and
quit crying; I wasn’t going to die any time soon, so I settled down a
bit.
We heard a truck pull up on the top of the hill, and Mom looked
out the window and saw the old man get out with his gun. Mom got
the double-barreled shot gun at the door and met him before he came
down the hill. She had both barrels loaded and aiming at his belly. He
stopped midstride and told her he wanted them plants I stole. Mom
told him if he didn’t leave she’d blow his guts all over the yard. She
told him he shot me, and she should shoot his sorry ass. I watched it
all from the living room window, hoping Mom would shoot his ass.
But she didn’t shoot his old, sorry ass. The old man backed off and got
in his truck and left. I watched it all from the living room window, still
hoping Mom would shoot his old ass. But she didn’t.
The doc took out one pellet from my elbow and two from my
right calf. I watched the whole process, fascinated. I got stitches in
both areas and was told to stay off my leg for two weeks. HA! I was
running in the woods the very next day.
I went right back to the spot where I found his plants, but I
took a longer route and came sneaking through the bushes. The old
man must have figured I’d be back because he pulled all the plants up.
There were holes everywhere, little bits of buds and pot leaves, but
no plants. I scavenged up what I could and got away from there.
The two plants I dried out got Ben a bunch of smoke and some
to sell, so I did good. We bought some food and other stuff, so all was
well. Mom took my stitches out herself. She said she wasn’t wasting
no trip to the hospital just for that.
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After that, Mom and Ben parted ways and we ended up back at
grandpa’s house.
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Chapter 6
He told Grandpa he’d like for me, May, and Mom to come live
with him in Statesville, North Carolina. He had a house on the
Catawba River and was a forklift driver during the week. He wrestled
on weekends and special occasions and would love to take me with
him sometimes. I lit up with smiles and raced to pack my bags. We
said our good-byes to Grandpa and Grandma and loaded up Charles’
yellow Barracuda and left for Statesville. It was only a twenty-five-
minute trip, but to me it was another adventure.
I had no idea what to expect, except for what Charles told us.
But I was almost disappointed at seeing his “house.” It was nothing
more than a big shack next to a river. The place was in ruin with
patched walls and a patched tin roof. All sorts of yard brush was here
and there with cottontails and reeds growing everywhere. I was
excited about seeing the river. I was ready to roam.
When we got inside the house it was just a large room with
blankets separating “rooms.” Homemade lines ran across the ceiling
all over the place and blankets were hanging everywhere. He showed
me and May where we’d sleep, and which areas were “off limits” to
us. In one corner was a table with a bullet press and lots of rounds of
ammunition. “Off limits,” he said. He said he made ammo as a “side
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project” and he’d beat our asses if we messed with his “workstation.”
I didn’t want anything to do with it anyway. Next, was his weight
bench and workout area. It took up about a third of the house, next to
the makeshift kitchen. He had a lot of weights and dumbbells
everywhere. “Off limits,” he said again. Once again, I didn’t want
anything to do with it. I wanted outside!
We walked all over the place to get a feel for the area. I figured
I’d enjoy this life while it lasted. With Mom, ya just never knew what
tomorrow would bring. I settled into this river life okay. I had to go to
school, so I was riding a bus again. May wasn’t ready for first grade
yet, so she stayed home. I don’t remember the school much. It wasn’t
worth remembering, I guess.
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Our new home was nice with two bedrooms, a basement, and a
small back yard. Charles put his weights into the second bedroom
and made me and May sleep in the dining room. To me, that was
unfair, but who was I to complain?
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slowed down a lot. She’d only beat on us while she was drunk. Sober,
she’d deny she ever laid a hand on us. Crazy Bitch!
When they drank, May and I would have to stay out of the
living room, so we’d have to stay in our “bedroom” and do nothing
but listen to them. I hated it when they drank. We became their slaves
and were constantly told to, “go get me a beer”, or “get me a clean
glass”, or “get this mess cleaned up.” Being around Mom was bad
enough but adding 2-3 more people telling me to do this crap for
them really pissed me off. But what could I do? NADA damn thing!
One day, while Charles was away, I snuck into the room with all
the weights in it. I just wanted to touch them and maybe play around
with a dumbbell or something. I was bored. Mom was passed out on
the sofa in the living room, so I had some time to roam if I was
careful.
Once in the room, I had May stand at the door and keep an eye
on Mom for me. I picked up a few weights, some dumbbells, and some
various plates, but what really fascinated me was the bench press.
There were all sorts of weights on the bar, and I had this feeling that I
could lift at least the one side of it. I got on the right side of the bar
sitting on the rack and gave it a little lift. It moved a bit, so I knew I
could lift it. I tried to lift it higher, and it lifted higher. I was feeling
strong, so I lifted it up even higher, and that’s when all hell broke
loose. The bar started sliding toward the left side, faster than I could
stop it, or put it down, and it crashed right into the wood floor,
straight threw to the basement. It made the loudest racket you ever
heard, clashing, and clanging all over the concrete floor. I ran around
the bench and looked in the hole at the mess I caused, and just sat
down and cried like a baby. Mom was coming and I was gonna die.
She stomped into the bedroom and saw the hole in the floor and
grabbed me by the hair and dragged me into the dining/bedroom.
She smacked me around a bit and then shoved me into a corner
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telling me to stay there until Charles came home. She said she hoped
he’d kill me. (Her exact words) I was a mess. I remember thinking of
ways to escape the house and run away, but I knew it was hopeless. I
just sat in that corner and cried myself to sleep.
Things weren’t the same after that. Mom and Charles had
arguments all the time and a couple of times they even fought each
other with fists. Mom was a big woman, and she knew how to take a
punch, but she could give one, too. They’d both have black and blue
eyes for days after a bout with each other.
For some reason, we only stayed for a day, instead of two days.
I think Mom and Grandpa got into some words, and she wanted to
come back home. Grandpa drove us back on Saturday evening. When
we got home, Charles’ car was in the driveway, so I knew he was
home. As we entered the house, Grandpa left. Mom stepped inside,
first, and then I followed with May. We heard noises coming from the
right side of the living room entrance: Mom and Charles’ room. Mom
opened the door and there was Charles, butt-ass naked, having sex
with Tony Strong’s sister. A black girl! The noises Mom made scared
me to death. She hollered, choked, screamed, yelled, and bellowed, all
in one breath. She grabbed a huge mirror that was part of the dresser
and lifted it up and slammed it down onto Charles’s back. The mirror
smashed all over Charles and the girl. Everybody was screaming after
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that. So were May and me. I saw mirrored glass all over the bed,
Charles and the girl rolling around on it, trying to get away from it,
and Mom, she was throwing all sorts of stuff at Charles from off the
dresser. He did his best to dodge most of it, but he got hit by some of
it. Mom turned on her heels and grabbed me and May and we left the
house.
Mom stayed good and drunk for a few days. These people we
were staying with told her she either had to go back to Hickory or
find another place to stay because Mom would just haul ass and leave
me and May with them and not come home for a day or two. These
people were nice to us, but I could tell they weren’t happy about
having to take care of us.
One day, Mom came and got May and me and took us to the bar
with her. The bar was a small one with one pool table and a juke box,
not too many people inside. It was up on a hill next to a small bridge
that ran across some train tracks. I was used to going in and out of
bars with Mom, and I always had to keep an eye on May. I’d beg up on
a quarter to play a game of pool to give me something to do. Mom
would look around the bar for lonely prospects to buy her a drink.
She hardly ever bought her own booze. She met some man, and, after
a conversation, they went out the back door. I kept playing pool, not
worrying, or wondering about what Mom was up to. That wasn’t the
first time she’d gone out the back doors of bars with men.
After a few minutes, Mom came rushing back inside and got me
and May. We left and she had us walking really fast to get away from
the bar. We got back to the place we were staying, and I overheard
Mom tell the couple we were staying with that she needed to get back
to Hickory as soon as possible. I had no idea why, but I was happy to
be going back to Grandpa’s and Grandma’s house again.
The next day, Grandpa came and got us. I felt elated to be going
back to an environment I felt comfortable in.
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Chapter 7
Dan and Lee’s mom came to my grandparent’s one day and just
left them. She told Grandpa and Grandma she couldn’t take care of
them anymore and didn’t have time for it anyway. She just wanted to
party, and kids got in the way; besides, the man she was with didn’t
want kids in his house. So, she hauled ass on the back of a motorcycle
and left Dan and Lee with our grandparents.
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smaller, one-level building behind the main building with grades one
through three, and to the right of the one level building is a gym. I
was in the fourth grade at the time. May and Dan were in the first
grade. I had to come to the smaller building to pick up May and Dan
after school every day. I got the bright idea of leaving my schoolbooks
outside, under the walkway awning, next to a classroom. I figured
someone, maybe a teacher, would see the stack of books and take
them inside or to the principal’s office until Monday. I was going to
claim that I sat them down and someone stole them. Ha, bright
thinking, right?
The next day I left for school hoping I’d find out my books were
saved. They weren’t under the awning where I left them, so I knew
someone got them. I went on to class and thought I’d be okay. I
wasn’t.
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After a while Mom stormed into the office, looked at the books,
turned to me and slapped the fire out of my face. I was crying as soon
as I saw her big ass step into the office, so it was nothing for me to
turn on the tears. Besides, that slap nearly knocked me out of the
chair.
The principal tried telling Mom that someone had to pay for the
damaged books. Mom said she wasn’t paying for them, and she
dragged me out of that chair and out of the school. All the way home
she told me Grandpa was gonna kick my ass when she told him about
my destroying the books. That hurt worse than her slapping me or
pulling me by the hair.
When we got home, Mom got the belt and beat the living crap
out of me. My grandma had to stop her because Mom got carried
away and would keep on beating me until she felt she’d had enough,
not me. I had to stay in bed until Grandpa came home. When he did,
he asked me what happened with my books, and I told him the truth:
that I left them there hoping someone would find them and turn them
in because I had too much homework, and I had wanted to go
camping with him. He didn’t care and whooped my ass, too. I was one
sore kid the next day.
I was made to go to school the next day and tell the principal
what I did. Mom told him that she gave him permission to dole out
whatever punishment he saw fit, but she couldn’t afford to pay for
the books. She left me in his office and went home. The principal told
me he was going to give me five licks with “Big Red”, the long paddle
hanging on the wall behind his desk. I started to cry, then made
myself quit. I think right then is when I became rebellious.
He made me bend over and grab my already sore ass and hit
me five times with that paddle. It had holes drilled in it to give it some
swing power, and it stung like a bitch, but I refused to cry for him. I
won’t lie, I was on the verge, but I didn’t. I held it in and let my hatred
of him and my mom see me through. I didn’t think to hate myself for
being so stupid and careless with my books; I just knew from then on
it was me against everyone else. I still loved Grandpa because I knew
he was a very strict man and I respected him. He forgave me, too, and
we were back to being buddies again in no time. I just knew any
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dumb thing I did; I’d disappoint him, and I didn’t ever want to
disappoint him. He was my best friend, my grandpa.
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Chapter 8
The worst day of my life was yet to come. One day, after school,
my Uncle Rob came to pick us up. To me, that was strange because
we always walked home. It was only four blocks behind the school, so
I knew something wasn’t right. Uncle Rob was crying, and I asked him
what was wrong. He said someone had died. I thought immediately of
Grandma, because she always complained of health problems, but he
said, “No, it was Grandpa.” It’s a good thing I was in a moving car at
the time, because I collapsed onto the floorboard in the hardest
feeling of despair and anguish anyone could have imagined. “No, not
Grandpa”, I kept screaming. He had to stop the car to come hold me
because I was so distraught. “Not Grandpa! Please God, not my
grandpa!” I kept pleading! For some reason, we weren’t heading to
Grandpa’s house, but to somewhere else. I asked Uncle Rob to take
me home, and he said he would in a little while. I wasn’t hearing any
of that. As soon as he got back into the driver’s seat, I bolted out the
door and ran all the way home.
The next few days were a blur. Mom said that Grandpa came
home with chest pains, then fell onto the living room floor. Mom tried
CPR, but it was no good. Grandpa had a massive heart attack in the
living room; the same floor he and I used to roll around on and
wrestle. I guess the constant stress of having to keep his crazy family
together was too much for him. God bless Grandpa!
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the instant of that happening. Dan was trying to get up off the ground,
but a lady with flour on her hands, came racing out of a house and
made him lie back down. He kept saying he was alright, but she
wouldn’t let him up. The man that hit him was standing next to his
car, trying to get someone to hear his pleas, “He just ran out in front
of me!” Out of the blue, Aunt Nikki came running up and grabbed Dan
off the ground. She pulled him into her arms and led him to a car she
was in. As she passed the guy who hit Dan, she slapped him in the
face and called him a bastard. Aunt Nikki and Dan got into the car she
came in and drove towards Grandpa’s house. She didn’t even offer me
or May a ride.
I kept away from everyone. I went out into the backyard and
wept for a long time, a good long time.
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After the burial, we all got back to Grandpa’s house and the
adults fixed food for everyone. Us kids were made to go outside and
play. Uncle Jake made Harry apologize to me and I apologized for
beating him up. When we went outside Harry still teased me by
calling me a “big baby” again. I ignored him. He suggested we play,
“King of the Hill,” since Grandpa’s yard sat on an inclined road and his
yard had a very steep hill to it. I agreed and pushed him down the hill.
He got mad and kept trying to climb the hill, but I kept blocking him
and pushing back him down. He got so mad that he called me a
“welfare cry baby,” and said he was glad I was poor, and he wasn’t. I
dove down the hill and tackled him. Once again, I beat his ass. He
went to screaming like a little girl until Uncle Jimmy pulled me off of
him. They asked me what happened, and I refused to tell them, telling
them to ask Harry. He said that he didn’t say anything, that I just
started hitting him. Uncle Jake knew he was lying, but they made us
separate and leave each other alone. I hung with Lee, Dan, and May.
Even Kerby seemed to not like his own brother. I learned later in life
that Harry was just a mama’s boy and spoiled rotten. I was glad when
they left. My life was forever changed after Grandpa died. Just keep
reading…..
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Chapter 9
After some time, Mom met a guy named Brian. Brian had a job,
a brown Chevy Nova, and a good heart. He was a nice guy to May and
me, and I don’t know what he saw in Mom. She was abusive, both
verbally and physically, and way bigger than him. My mom was six-
foot-tall, weighing at least two hundred pounds. Her biker nicknames
were “Amazon” and “Wildcat”. She fought grown men regularly at
biker bars, so I figured any man that got with her had to be big and
strong. Not Brian! He was about five-foot-six inches and about one-
hundred sixty pounds with curly brown hair and freckles all over. He
was nothing like what Mom had ever brought home.
Mom got really needy and demanding the drunker she got. May
and I would become her slaves, and it was always, “get me a beer”,
“cook me something to eat”, “clean up this mess”, and on and on it
went. She’d snapped on Brian if he offered to do anything that she
told us do, saying it was our job to serve her since she gave birth to
us; like it was something special she did for us.
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buckles, drop cords, sticks, switches, you name it. When she whooped
my ass, she’d bring the whole house into it. Brian though, would stop
her and give me or May some phony, “grounding,” or “punishment”.
He’d give us money each week for the chores we did, so he’d threaten
us by taking it away from us if we didn’t behave. He never didn’t give
us our allowance; he was always on our side.
One day, when Mom was drinking really heavy, Brian was
paying more attention to us than to her. Mom figured if she faked
some sort of ailment that she’d get his attention back. She always
wanted center stage when she was drunk. So, what does she do? She
pulled a “Fred Sanford”. She faked a heart attack.
Mom grabbed her chest and went to moaning, saying her chest
hurt. We looked at her and then looked away. We were playing
monopoly. Mom began to moan louder and louder until Brian asked
her what was wrong. She moaned, “My heart,” and slid off the sofa
onto the floor, like she was unconscious. Brian freaked out! Me? I saw
right through her bull and could tell she was faking it. I was well
aware of Mom and her antics, but this was new. I wanted to see
where this would go, so I went with it. Brian kept asking her to
breathe because she was holding her breath and then she’d gasp for
air (so funny). I told Brian we needed to get her to the hospital
quickly, and he agreed. I said that just to see if she’d come out of her
charade, but she didn’t. She was wanting, and loving, the attention
she was now getting. Brian, May, and I helped get Mom up off the
ground and we practically dragged her big ass to the car. We put her
in the front passenger seat, and May and I got into the back. I sat
behind Brian. Mom was in full moaning mode, and I was doing all I
could not to laugh at her. May knew she was faking, too, but she kept
quiet also. We wanted to go to the hospital and hang out. And if we
were lucky Mom would be having a real heart attack and we’d be
without her for a while. I know….it sounds terrible, but it was what it
was.
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we sped through stop lights and stop signs. I gladly complied. The
only problem was when we came up to a stop light and I didn’t see
the huge Cadillac Brougham coming from our left side, due to a
building blocking my view. I yelled, “Go, Go, Go,” in his ear and we
raced through the red light, only to get slammed broadside by this big
boat of a car. It smashed in the driver’s side and slung me to the
passenger side floorboard on top of May. Brian’s head smashed into
the steering wheel, breaking his nose, and splitting his right eyebrow.
Mom got shook up, too. When the car got settled to its resting place,
up against a telephone pole, Mom came to life and snapped on Brian.
She went to punching and screaming, “You son of a bitch! Are you
trying to kill me?” Brian climbed out of the driver’s side window to
get away from her. She looked at me and May and then got out of the
car and sat on the curb. No more “heart attack?” Not yet anyway.
The black couple in the Cadillac got May and me out of the car
and checked on Brian who was sitting on the opposite side of the
street from Mom, holding his t-shirt to his wounds. Mom, seeing us
having all the attention, once again, went back to faking a heart
attack. She clutched her chest and lay back on the sidewalk moaning.
The black couple didn’t know what to do.
So, off we went with Brian. We took a cab home and chilled out
for the rest of the night.
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The next day, we went back to the hospital to see Mom. She
was in full hospital mode, too, looking sick, but just really hung over.
May and I went to the waiting room to let Mom and Brian be alone,
but sitting there, doing nothing, wasn’t my cup of tea. I wanted to
roam. I left May and took off down the hallway.
I’d go by rooms and look inside to see who was in bed or not. I
saw one old man asleep, so I snuck into his room to have a look
around. He had a watch on his bed stand next to the bed. I crept over
and took it. I eased the bed stand drawer open and there was a
wallet. I took that, too. I crept towards the door and got out of there. I
went to the nearest hallway restroom and got into a stall to see what
the old man had in his wallet. Jackpot! About two-hundred dollars! I
stuffed the money in my pocket and threw the wallet in the trash. I
put the watch on my wrist and went to get May. Time to go to the
cafeteria and eat.
As time passed, Brian got his car back, good as new. He even
announced that we were moving into a house of our own, right across
the street from Grandma’s house. Wow! I don’t know how Mom kept
him happy, other than the normal way, but I was glad he was with us.
We moved into the house a few days after he told us about it. I
had to share a bedroom with May, but it was no big deal. I was used
to that. I did like that it was across the street from Grandma’s house,
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but it made me miss Grandpa even more. I got to play with Dan and
Lee a lot, too, so it wasn’t too bad.
Living in this house felt like a new life for me. The house was
clean, spacious, and just plain nice. Brian kept Mom off our asses, so it
was mellow for a while.
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I met a guy sitting on his front porch not too far away from my
home. He asked me if I ever smoked pot before. I said no, but that I
had seen it before. He told me to come see him later on if I could get
away from the house and I said alright.
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kid and we puffed ‘til we got near his house. I put the joint out about
halfway and put it in my pants pocket with the other two joints.
The laundry room was a storage room on the back porch. Brian
bought Mom a dryer, so she didn’t have to hang all our clothes on the
line every time she washed. We had the wringer washer from before
she met him. My Uncle Rob had a bunch of boxes and bags stored in
the room because he and his wife were going through a separation, so
the room was crowded with dirty clothes, wet clothes, boxes, and
trash bags.
I squeezed my way into the room and put the clothes through
the wringer, then into the dryer. When the task was completed, I
remembered the half joint in my pocket. There’s a chain that hangs
from the ceiling connected to a small exhaust fan. I turned it on, sat
on a bag of Uncle Rob’s clothes and fired up the half joint. I blew the
smoke right up the vent and watched the smoke leave the room. I got
high really quick. After a couple tokes, Mom opened the back door
and screamed for me to get in the house. I guess by her being drunk,
she forgot I was in the laundry room. I was so high, and got instantly
paranoid, that I stuffed the still lit joint down into some clothes and
began fanning the smoke I blew up towards the fan. When Mom
closed the back door, I snuck out of the laundry room and went out
around the house and came in the front door. Mom called out for me,
again, and I answered her. She told me to come into the kitchen and
finish peeling potatoes. As I was peeling them I was smiling on the
inside. I was high as could be, and she had no idea.
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onto the back porch and Mom opened the door; the flames leaped out
in her face. She slammed the door shut and told me to get the rest of
the kids out of the house. Dan and Lee were in the bathtub, and May
was in the living room. I got them all out in the front yard, as Mom did
her usual, “I want attention” act. She went to screaming and hollering
as the neighbors came out to see what the fuss was about. Mom fell
on the ground and rolled around, crying and boo-hooing. I had the
kids with me in a huddle when the fire department showed up and
began watering down the rear of the house.
I smoked pot very sparingly and only when Mom was drinking,
so she couldn’t tell the difference. I think Brian and May knew, but
they never said a word to me about it.
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Chapter 11
After a short stay, Brian got fed up with Mom and left her. He
told me and May he only stayed around because of us, and he
apologized and left. I hated Mom even more. She began to go across
the street more and more, and came home all hours, with all sorts of
people, mostly men. She was whoring herself to continue her
drinking throughout the month after her food stamps and welfare
check disappeared. Many times, she’d have to beg Grandma for food
for us until her food stamps came. Rough times, but the old man
helped out, too. Quietly! He’d call May and me to his apartment and
feed us at least once a day, sometimes more than that. He was a
savior when we needed it.
Mom had all sorts of men in and out of the apartment at all
hours of the night and day. There’s no secret what she was up to. She
was a whore who needed her alcohol anyway she could get it. As a
kid, witnessing it on a regular basis, I kind of grew immune to it. I
even figured out a way to scam a couple dollars for me and May.
When Mom would come home with a guy, and it was daytime, I’d ask
her for some money to go to the store. Mom would turn to whatever
man was there and ask him for a dollar or two to get rid of us for a
while. Usually, they all complied. No one wanted to have kids around,
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or even in the next room, when they were fixin’ to have sex with their
mom. So, we’d get a couple of bucks, and haul ass to the store to get
candy or play the pinball machine.
When Mom would pull an all-nighter with a guy, I’d ease myself
into her bedroom and slither like a snake to where the guy’s pants
would be crumpled on the floor. I’d ease his wallet, or loose cash out
and sneak some bills for myself. I did that for a long time until some
guy knew just how much money he had before he climbed into bed
with Mom. I took a twenty-dollar bill because he had a lot of them. I
didn’t figure he’d count them, but that’s exactly what he did before he
was leaving. He snapped at Mom thinking she robbed him, and she
snapped back. She cussed him and threatened him with a butcher
knife until he left. Then she turned on me.
She said she knew I’d been stealing all along, and ain’t said
nothing because none of the “idiots noticed”, but now that one had,
I’d better stop. She demanded I hand over the twenty or she’d kick
my ass. I gave it up and was grounded from going to play with my
friends for a week. That never stuck, though, because she never knew
or remembered from one day to the next. I was back outside the very
next day.
One day, Mom said May and I could go to the bar with her. We
went inside with her a lot, but when she was “working” she’d make us
stay away. She had a few dollars in her pocket, so I guess it was okay
for us to go in with her. I usually took May directly to the pool tables
in the side room of the bar. It was separated from the bar by a wall
with batwing doors. We got us a pool table and began to play against
each other. May could barely reach the top of the table, so I’d help her
make shots.
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The cops arrived and had to get statements from all the
witnesses. The bartender said he saw Mom slap the guy, then he hit
her with a beer mug. Mom then began to beat the shit out of the dude,
beating him until he was unconscious. The paramedics brought the
guy out on a stretcher. From what I could see, he was still
unconscious and had a bunch of cuts on his face. The cop got
statements and left. The bartender told Mom she was barred from
ever coming back inside. You can bet she hated that.
With Mom not allowed across the street to “work” or drink, she
became a hateful wreck at home. She’d still go out to the other bars
when she could, but it was so much easier for her to go across the
street. Now she had to go a mile or two to the next bar.
She fell into a routine of being home a couple nights a week, but
then disappearing for a few nights, too. When she did come home, it
was with a bunch of bikers or some solitary dude, and she would
chase us out of the apartment and do her deeds. I didn’t mind the
time away from her. It meant May and I were spared her wrath and
whatever beatings she felt we deserved. We went downstairs to the
old man’s apartment a lot of the time. He enjoyed the company, too.
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fireplace. After a while, Mom opened our apartment door and yelled
for me to, “get my ass in the house.” That was our cue that the
gathering was over. We waited for her to close the door and I eased
the window open that was leading up the stairs to our apartment.
One by one, my friends climbed out the window and crept down the
stairs for home. Without thinking, because I was stoned, I left the fire
burning in the fireplace and went to see what Mom wanted. I guess I
thought I was coming back later…I don’t know, I was good and
stoned.
Mom ran down the stairs, drunkenly, and went to the old man’s
front door, banging on it and yelling for him to open up. I tried to tell
her he wasn’t in there, but she was too manic and drunk to notice me.
She punched through a glass pane in the door and unlocked the latch
to get inside. After running through the smoky apartment for a couple
of minutes, she staggered outside and collapsed in the yard. I ran to
the telephone pole with a fire-pull switch on it and pulled a few times.
The first fire truck showed up after a few minutes and they got Mom
out of the yard and looked after her. An ambulance came and took us
all to the hospital. Mom sustained some cuts on her hand from
punching the glass pane and some mild smoke inhalation. She was
placed back in the detox ward for seventy-two more hours, as well.
The doctors knew her well. Grandma was called, and May and I were
placed in a cab bound for Grandma’s house.
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The next day, Uncle Rob took us to the hospital to see Mom. She
enjoyed all the attention she was getting but was distressed at having
lost everything again due to a fire. She asked Uncle Rob to go with us
to the apartment and scavenge whatever we could save.
The section of stairs, closest to the wall, was burnt really badly.
We could walk up the stairs, but we had to stay away from the burnt
section and only go up one at a time. It was just Uncle Rob and me, so
we were careful.
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Chapter 12
Mom got out of the hospital with some stitches in her hand and
angry at her older brother, Jake. Jake helped Grandma buy the house
and was very protective over Grandma, so he gave Mom an
ultimatum that she had one month to find us a new place to live. Mom
didn’t like that, but she had no choice. We stayed and helped
Grandma, Dan, and Lee get settled in, and Mom went out to do her
thing. I roamed the new neighborhood and got to know the streets
better.
May and I got put into another school, which sucked, that we
had to walk to every day. It was about a mile from the house, but
anytime away from home was nice. Mom was back to her usual ways
in full force. She’d come home with all sorts of people, and not just
men. She collected stray girls and women, too.
She came home with some older girl, at least twenty years old,
one night, and made her sleep on the pullout sofa with me and May.
She fondled me all night long and made me do the same to her. Not
knowing what I was doing scared me to death. I never told anyone
about that night. She was gone the next day, but I was kinda hoping
she had stayed. I was just turning nine and was seeing girls for what
they are, sex objects! But I still had a lot to learn.
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that”! I hated my life and prayed for the day that I was old enough to
leave her for good. I never even thought about telling the welfare
people about her because I didn’t think anyone would believe me. My
own family never believed me, why would strangers? I told my
uncles, Rob, and Jimmy, about her antics and they didn’t believe any
of it. Well, I was stuck until I got older. I prayed for that day many,
many, times. I thought that day had finally arrived.
May and I had been home for a couple of hours from school
already. I fixed us some hot dogs and macaroni and cheese and sat
around doing not much of nothing. Mom came home with two men.
They were driving a little white Ford Granada. Mom changed clothes
and said she was going to a party, for me to get us off to school if she
wasn’t home by morning. No biggie! They got in the car and left. After
school, the next day, Mom wasn’t home yet. The house was just as we
left it, so I knew she never came home. I fixed us dinner, went to bed,
and back to school the next day. After school, again, no mom. Now I
was beginning to wonder what was up. I went to a pay phone and
called Grandma, collect, because I didn’t have any money. I explained
to her our situation, and she told me to get a change of clothes and
come to her house. It was across town, but I knew the way.
Grandma asked him if she was dead, and Uncle Rob said, “It
looks like it, Mom.” She started crying and I was secretly smiling. I
couldn’t believe my luck. Mom was dead! Yee Haw! I had to control
my happiness and act sad, so no one knew I was secretly elated. It’s
crazy how a nine-year-old could be happy about his mom being dead,
but happy was mild compared to how I felt.
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jeans. I knew it was her, had to be. The one on life support was hit by
a car in Lenoir, North Carolina, about thirty miles west of Hickory.
That didn’t sound at all like Mom. Uncle Rob left and my mind started
racing thinking of the possibilities that lay ahead of May and me.
What would happen to us?
But, as luck would have it, it wasn’t meant to be. The dead
woman wasn’t Mom. Uncle Jake came to Grandma’s house from
Colerain, North Carolina, a three-hour drive, and took Uncle Rob to
Winston-Salem. They went to try and ID the woman there, due to
Mom still not showing up yet, nor turning up in jail or in the hospital.
I was on edge for the entire time until Grandma got the call that Mom
was indeed alive, barely, and in critical condition.
As time progressed, Mom came out of the coma she was in, and
it seemed she was going to make it. We got to visit her, once, and it
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was the craziest sight I ever saw. She was demolished from head to
toe. Her face was lop-sided, and she had casts on both her legs. The
doc said she needed lots of plastic surgery and may never walk again.
I thought, “OH GREAT!!!” I’ll be her slave for real! “FUCK!”
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me some. I wouldn’t have told, but it got him to go ahead and give me
a few buds to stash.
Once back at Grandma’s, I’d hide out anywhere I could to take a
few tokes and then I’d be paranoid to even be around anyone. My
favorite smoking spot was behind the house between two trees that
had bushes growing around them. They were on a slope, and I could
lie down and look at the sky while I got high, hidden from the world.
At least I thought so.
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About halfway through the joint I asked about Jim and the
movie, and she told me she put Jim to bed, and I’d be watching the
movie with her. She placed her hand on my leg and began rubbing it. I
was stoned and didn’t think anything about it. She took another hit
and asked me if I had a girlfriend yet, and I said, “no ma’am.” She slid
her hand closer to my crotch. She asked me if she could be my
girlfriend and I said, “okay!” I don’t know why, maybe because I was
stoned, or scared, or excited about what I thought was taking place.
But I knew I wanted to see what was going to happen next.
The next day, I had to wait for Kathy to come home from work,
until I could see if I could come back over. She said I could. It became
a regular thing for me to go “watch movies”, or “go play with Jim”.
Kathy was my girlfriend, in my eyes, but I had no idea, then, she was
molesting me. I felt like a man, but I was only a nine-year-old boy.
This went on for about nine years, off and on. She taught me
everything there was to do for a woman, and I used that knowledge
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She gave me anything I asked for if she could afford it, dope,
money, clothes, etc. Each time I got moved away, I always went into a
depression funk, but I’d always come out of it and go in search of
other girls or women. Needless to say, I always looked forward to
going to Grandma’s house anytime I could get there. I also liked it
when we didn’t move very far from Grandma’s. I could go to Kathy’s
at will, then.
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Chapter 14
Staying at Grandma’s was fun for me, but I was too much
trouble for her to try and control. I’d leave out during the day, saying
I was going to a friends, only to go to Kathy’s, or roam the streets at
all hours, looking for stuff to steal, or mischief to get into. Grandma
called Uncle Jake and told him he needed to do something about me.
With Mom still in the hospital, and no idea when she’d come back
home, there was no telling what I’d get into.
So, I started planning out my stay with Uncle Jake and his
family. I knew Harry would try and pick on me at every corner, so I
geared up my anger and was determined to beat his ass the very first
chance he gave me. I figured that would be my ticket away from
Uncle Jake’s and back to Grandma’s and Kathy. Sometimes I’m
amazed at how smart I am! Ha!
Uncle Jake came and got me two days before school started in
Colerain. When we got to his house, Aunt Shelly, Jake’s wife, was all
over me about Jesus, and him loving me and bringing me to their
house to “heal”. Never understood that, but I knew Aunt Shelly was a
religious nut, so I let her pray for me. Sis was looking brand new with
new clothes, a new haircut, and a bright smile on her face. This type
of living was good for her, and I was happy for that. I missed May.
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Uncle Jake took me into his den and had a “talk” with me about
the rules of his house. No cussing, no fighting, no lying, no stealing
and always say “Yes ma’am” and “Yes sir,” to him, and Aunt Shelly
and all adults. I said, “No problem!” He said he was taking me
shopping for clothes and school supplies, and I’d be sleeping with
Kerby. “No problem,” again. I liked Kerby.
Later that night, Harry told me to stay out of his bedroom and I
said, “No problem!” Kerby didn’t even like his brother. He was a
“snob”, Kerby said, and didn’t even like to be seen with him at church.
Ha! I couldn’t wait to take him down.
I was put in the fifth grade the next day. Kerby and May were
both in the second grade and Harry was in the sixth. We all went to
the same school, so it was easy for my aunt to drive us and get me
enrolled.
School was never hard for me. For some reason, I was smart
enough to do most of my homework in class, and I was always
receiving A’s and B’s for grades. I was boosted from second grade to
third grade, midyear, because I was so far ahead of second graders. I
don’t know why. It was all too easy for me, and I didn’t mind doing
homework. I just hated all the attention from the adults for it. I also
didn’t like the looks from fellow students for being smart despite
being the poorest kid in the class.
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had no choice. Uncle Jake dropped us off before the game started and
said he’d meet us at the exact same spot at 9 p.m. We agreed, and he
gave each of us ten dollars for snacks and such.
After a while, he showed up. Harry had a bag of ice on his nose.
Uncle Jake got out of his car and strode over to Harry and asked him
who done it, all the while looking at me. All Harry could do was point
at me. Uncle Jake told us to get in the car.
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The next morning, I told May “Good-bye” and Uncle Jake drove
me back to Grandma’s house. Grandma didn’t enjoy seeing me, but
Uncle Jake promised her I’d behave myself. He threatened me on the
drive back with putting me in a boy’s home if I acted out at
Grandma’s. I didn’t want to go to any “boys’ home”, so I knew I had to
tighten up and act somewhat considerate towards Grandma and help
her around the house. He left and I went directly to Kathy’s.
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Chapter 15
Smoking pot became a routine for me. I’d hide in the woods, go
to Kathy’s house, or go to the kid’s house that got me the pot.
Grandma never knew, but Uncle Rob did. He tried to blackmail me
into “loaning” him a few bucks, one night, or he’d “tell Grandma I was
smoking pot”. I gave him the money (five dollars) and he never paid
me back. I got his ass back many times after that.
After about six months, Mom came home from the hospital. She
was placed in a hospital bed in Grandma’s spare bedroom behind the
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living room and across the hall from Grandma’s bedroom. She had
two casts, from her pelvis area to her ankles. Her face was still kinda
lopped-sided and there was scar tissue all over her face.
Her story was that the two guys she had left with told her
they’d be taking her to a party in Lenoir, North Carolina, about thirty
miles from Hickory. Mom was game and off they went. As they were
crossing a small bridge the passenger pulled a gun and demanded
Mom to take off all her clothes. Mom, being drunk, had no idea what
they were up to, so she just opened up the back door and jumped out
of a moving car. She said she barely remembered getting onto her
knees when she blacked out. That was when an oncoming car hit her
and drug her thirty feet over the bridge. The driver was an old lady
driving an old Ford Falcon who was just released from the hospital
earlier that week. When she pulled over, she thought she had hit a
dog. When she saw there was a human under the car, she passed out
onto the road. A passing car had to stop and help them both. Mom
was medic-flown to Winston-Salem Hospital and placed on life
support.
I started acting up again and staying out late. Mom tried to act
tough and tell me what to do, but I didn’t pay attention to her until
she, too, used the ploy of calling the cops and getting me put into a
boy’s home somewhere. I guess Uncle Jake told her about his threat
and how it worked to put me in line. It didn’t change the fact that I
wished she’d die on a daily basis.
After some time went by, a month or so May was brought back.
Uncle Jake asked Mom if he could adopt her and Mom screamed, “hell
no!” I wish he would have adopted her. Mom just wanted her for the
extra income from welfare checks and food stamps. She really didn’t
want us for anything other than security and slavery. That’s just how
I saw it. There was no other explanation.
One day, after I came home from school, Mom was gone. I
immediately thought “Thank God” thinking she had died. But…not to
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be. Mom called Grandma to the room and told her she had a tingling
sensation in her legs. She got Grandma to help her up, and Mom
actually walked. This, after the doctors told her she would never walk
again. UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE! Mom got Grandma to give her
some stretch pants and a shirt to put on and a few dollars. Mom
called a cab and left the house, bound for her favorite bar…Bert’s
Diner.
Grandma had been crying and Uncle Rob was pissed. I thought
it was the funniest thing I’d ever heard before.
What was even funnier was seeing the cops pull up in front of
Grandma’s house with Mom laid out in the back seat, drunker than
ever before. We had to help her, and her casted legs, out of the cop
car and into the bedroom and into bed. She couldn’t even form words
she was so drunk. I knew right then that my life was going to suck for
a mighty long time to come.
The next day, after school, Mom was sitting in a chair in the
living room and Uncle Rob was cutting off her casts with a saw. Mom
was ready to be Mom again and no casts were going to stop her.
Being cooped up in a hospital and bedroom for about eight months
was enough for her. After that, Mom would be gone by the time I got
home from school, out and about, and drunk as a skunk. Mom at her
usual, except for one thing, she was ugly as sin. She wasn’t “Wild cat,”
or “Amazon,” anymore. Gone was the wild, good-looking, red head
that got paid for sex. Now she caught pure hell trying to catch a man
to give her money for sex. Ha! Karma, bitch!
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Chapter 16
I came home from school to see Uncle Rob and Mom loading up
our belongings in a pickup that was stored in Grandma’s basement.
The hood was only a few blocks from Grandma’s house, across
highway 127. We loaded up the truck, and I jumped into the back of it
with our stuff and anticipated what I’d see.
Once we got settled in, Mom let me go outside and play. I took
May with me and went to see what this place was all about. Some of
the kids were really friendly, but their parents weren’t. I could tell
they didn’t want us in their neighborhood, so I steered clear of them.
Not all of the parents were mean to us. One, in particular, would call
me and May into her apartment and feed us. She always had a big pot
of something cooking on the stove. I didn’t always know what I was
eating, but being a growing boy, I ate it with thanks and gusto.
Mom got into a usual routine of going out again. She found two
sisters, who lived a few doors down, to babysit for her while she’d go
out. Toni and Lea both were very pretty and only a few years older
than I was. They had no idea what a lil’ sex monster I was, but I let
them find out very quickly. The very first night they babysat we
played a game of tag and grab ass with each other, until I got Toni, the
oldest, to chase me into my bedroom, upstairs. She wrestled me down
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Mom never got along with anyone there. People steered clear
of her and barely talked to her. After a few months, I could tell Mom
wasn’t happy with our situation at all. It was only getting worse.
That night Mom went out and the sisters babysat. YAY!
Only, it wasn’t a good night, later on. The sisters only stayed
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around for sex and had to be home by 9 p.m. They’d only watch
us and put us to bed, ahem, then go home. Sometime, early in the
morning, the thunder came home again. Mom came home with
The Outlaws. They were in hell-raising mode, too.
Bikes were in the parking lot and up and down the roads,
revving loudly. They were yelling profanities and shooting guns off. I
knew this would have a bad ending, so I just held onto May when she
rushed into my room. They came in and out of our apartment all
night long. By sunlight, only a few were passed out in our apartment,
most had left.
For the next thirty days, Mom partied and raised hell. The
neighbors treated us like pariahs, except for my girlfriends. They
hated losing me. I taught them so many of the things that Kathy
taught me, they wanted to run away with us. Ha! There was nowhere
else to go, so off to Modesto, California we went.
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Chapter 17
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with a big girl before. She became my girlfriend for the short time I
was in Ceres.
Mom and Aunt Berta got us signed up for welfare and housing,
and we were moved to a neighborhood called Palisades Park, in
Modesto. It was the white trash hood. It was a few blocks of duplexes
and triplex-style apartments, full of whites, Mexicans, and Asians.
Most of the whites were bikers, Hell’s Angels. Mom was in heaven!
Not only did we get a welfare check on the first of the month, but also
on the fifteenth of the month, plus foods stamps. We were in hog
heaven.
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Mom would pull her stunts just like she did in Hickory. She’d
disappear for a couple days at a time, But I always had Uncle Sunny’s
phone number handy, just in case she never came back home. She
started hanging out with the Hell’s Angels more and more often. She
hooked up with a guy I’ll call “Snake”. He had a huge tattoo of a snake
on his arm. He was cool to me and May, but he paid little attention to
us. He did a lot of motorcycle repairs in his front yard at his
apartment, just a few doors down. He also had the coolest motorcycle
on the street. It had an American flag gas tank and huge, chrome,
screaming skull gas cap for a decoration. It was as big as a softball
with its mouth wide open and ruby eyes. It faced the driver, so it
looked like it was screaming at you as you rode it. Mom spent tons of
time at Snake’s apartment.
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Mom became a Hell’s Angel bitch. She got a “bitch” patch put on
the back of her blue jean vest, and she rode everywhere with Snake.
May and I had lots of time to ourselves during this period. Mom
would be gone, or at Snakes house, most of the time. Since she got
checks and food stamps twice a month, we always had food in our
apartment, so at least we ate well. It fell on us to bathe and change
clothes. I even had to wash our clothes by myself. The apartments
had a washer and dryer room in each building, so that helped.
Of course, I had lots of lil’ girls all over the place. My girlfriend
in school was named May, like my sister. She was red-headed and as
pretty as could be. I taught her all sorts of things and she fell madly in
love with me. I broke her heart when she caught me with my hand
down another girl’s pants behind the Rec building. She still chased
after me, but it was always in a whiny, whimpering mood. I got tired
of that and got mean to her in front of a lot of other people to chase
her off. To this day I feel bad about that.
The girl I was in love with was Steve’s girlfriend, Suzy. She was
the hottest girl in the neighborhood and still a virgin. That made me
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into a crazy boy. I prided myself on being lots of girls’ first sexual
experience and if I knew a girl was a virgin, I just had to have them.
I’d pursue them with lie after lie until I got their cherry. Then, I’d
move onto the next. I was only a kid, ten or eleven years old, but I was
chasing all ages.
When he and her got into a spat about sex, she’d come crying to
me. Why? I have no idea. They’d fight and here she’d come. I’d always
try to talk her into going back to Steve, but I was really trying to find
a way to get in her panties, and without Steve finding out. That was
the problem. Every time she’d come to my place to “talk” (more like
whine), Steve would hear about it, and come knocking on my door
questioning me as to what she said. Steve lived directly across the
street from us, so he could see my front door. Every time they fought,
I was willing to bet, he’d watch my apartment to watch her come and
talk to me. The next day it’d be “What’d she says Tommy?” “What’d
you tell her?” so on and so forth. I got sick of that crap, quickly, but I
enjoyed Suzy’s company. She’d always leave my place smiling and
happier than when she came over. We’d talk, I’d crack jokes, talk
about all my girls, and she’d admonish me for being a dog, but she
always came back over. Crazy!
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flung out into a sandy field of almond trees. Snake was castrated and
paralyzed from the waist down, due to that screaming skull gas cap.
When he flew over the gas tank, the skull caught him by the belt
buckle, and dug in. “Bye-Bye” working parts! Mom was immediately
released from the hospital with a fractured forearm. Snake had a long
way before he came home.
In the meantime, I was doing great. I won two contests for art
in school. A first-place prize for a poster I made for the United Way
Foundation, and a second-place prize for some sort of Fellowship
Organization. The first-place prize got me a check for five-hundred
dollars or an art scholarship to a school. Mom wanted the check for
five-hundred dollars. I got a hundred of that. The second-place prize
gave me three hundred dollars. Mom kept all of that. The dirty Bitch!!
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some pussy now that she wasn’t a “scared lil’ virgin” anymore. I
agreed, but deep down I wanted her to myself.
Of course, the next day, here comes Steve. “What’d she says?”,
“What’d you say?” Blah, blah, blah!! He was happy to know that I
talked Suzy into going back to him as his girlfriend. But I didn’t tell
him she was going to give him some sex. She could surprise him.
Which surprised me, because she didn’t give him any for a month
after I popped her cherry. She kept crawling through my bedroom
window at night, so Steve wouldn’t see her, and we’d have tasty sex
all night long. I’d be dead tired in school, but I didn’t care. I was
fucking Suzy Kelly! Yay!
This went on and on, until one day, Suzy broke down and told
me she had sex with Steve. “He sucked,” she said. He came in a
second upon entering her and that was that. Ha! I told her she had
teased the poor fella for two years, that’s how long they were a
couple, what did she expect? She laughed it off and said she didn’t
want to have sex with anyone but me. I didn’t want to have to fight
Steve at all; I was scared of him. I knew he'd beat my ass in a fight, but
my mind was racing as to how I could steal Suzy away from Steve
without him killing me. There wasn’t a way; to Steve I was a
harmless, lil’ kid who bragged about fucking every girl in the
neighborhood, stole all sorts of stuff, and smoked pot. To him I was a
nobody kid. Who would’ve imagined that I could steal his girl, let
alone take her virginity before he could? I told Suzy to give him
another chance, she said she would.
A few days went by, and Suzy came over. She told me she was
pregnant, and it was mine. I was floored. Oh my God! I’m a ten-year-
old kid. I’m too young to be a daddy. She cried, I cried. We didn’t
know what to do. She said she was sick for the past few days, and she
told her mom. They went to the doctor and found out she was two
months pregnant. It was exactly two months ago; I popped her
cherry. UGH! She said she hadn’t told Steve yet, and I begged her not
to. She said her mom and dad think it’s Steve’s baby because she
didn’t tell them about us. Steve would know it wasn’t his kid because
she just started having sex with him a few weeks ago, not two
months. She left my place crying and upset because I told her she
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needs to have an abortion. I was too young to be a dad, and she was
going to be a mom. She was fifteen.
Well, I told Mom and she just shook her head. She told me that
Steve was going to kick my ass when he sees me, and I agreed. She
told me to just wait to see what happens with Suzy and her parents;
maybe Suzy will just get an abortion. I was more worried about Steve
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demanded that Steve stay the hell away from her house, or she’d
shoot him. They got the message.
Mom ended up having her own troubles just a month later. She
helped bring Snake home from the hospital in a wheelchair. He was
paralyzed from the waist down, and he lost his penis and testicles to
the screaming skull. Mom, being his bitch, had to take care of him.
Well, Mom didn’t like taking care of anyone at all, not even her own
kids, so she sure as hell wasn’t taken care of no broke man. He
couldn’t have sex with her anymore, so “nope”, she was out of there.
The Hells Angels stripped her of her “colors”, and Mom was packed
up, too. She was back in Hickory in a few days, and it was all back to
normal at Grandma’s house. California was fun and I’m sure I’ll see it
again one day.
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Chapter 18
May and I were made to go outside and look around while the
adults talked. We went to the fence of the pigpen to look at all the
pigs, there were hundreds of them. I never saw so many pigs before.
We held our noses the whole time.
Later on, we were called to the house. We were fed and told
we’d be living here for a month. I kept eyeing the redhead and
wondered what she’d look like naked. I think she could tell I was a bit
more aware of her than most boys my age. She had no idea of the
thoughts I had going through my brain. My lil’ pecker wouldn’t go soft
around her. I had to stay seated or leave the room. All I knew was I
had to try and have sex with her.
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The roads went on for miles. They were up and down, hilly, and
straight, curly, and loopy, just insane. I rode that bike all day long and
only passed a few houses. We were WAY out in the country, and I still
don’t know where in North Carolina where we were. I still enjoyed
getting on the bike and riding, just to be alone.
Back at the house, though, was fun for me, too. I’d follow Kelly,
the redhead, all day. She thought I was a pest until one day I asked
her if she had a boyfriend. She said, “No”. I asked her if I could be her
boyfriend and she said, “No”. I asked her if she’d ever had sex, and
that caught her attention. She looked at me like I was crazy, so I re-
asked her the question. She asked me what I knew about sex, and I
told her to let me show her. She was looking at me, and I could tell
she was thinking about it. She told me to leave her alone and walked
away. I knew I had her, then.
The pig farm was really cool to me. I’ve been at pig farms
before, but this one was like a cattle pasture full of pigs. I met the old
guy who owned the pen, and he offered me a job of keeping an eye on
the pigs when he wasn’t around. He said he couldn’t pay me much,
but he’d do what he could for me. I offered to help whenever he
needed me to.
The pigs were cool to chase and be chased by. The sows and
“Bulls” would get after me when I started the lil’ piglets to screaming.
Once I got on the fence, I was safe, but not every time did I make it to
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that fence. Those big old pigs were fast sometimes; I’d been nipped a
few times.
The old man fed the hogs once a day. Every time I saw him
come down the road, I’d go running to the pen. Some days it was just
bags and bags of hog feed, and other days it was donated slop from
local places like restaurants and meat processing companies. On good
days, for me were when he had fifty-gallon drums full of Hostess
cakes. He’d let me and May go through them, and get out all that days,
and the two days past the expiration date cakes for us to eat. There’d
be lots of them, too; we’d end up getting sick from too much sugar,
but we loved the cakes.
Across the road from us was a huge garden. It was row upon
row of various vegetables. The guy, who owned it, wasn’t as nice as
the old man. He chased me away the first time I met him. He told me
to stay out of his garden or he’d shoot me. I believed him, too. Even
that threat didn’t get me to stop thinking of ways to steal his
tomatoes and cucumbers. I memorized where they were located so I
could come back at night. His field was left unprotected most of the
time. He was there on a daily basis, but not twenty-four hours a day.
Mom’s boyfriend already knew this and had me out and about
one late night. We took burlap sacks and crept into the field and took
what we wanted by flashlight. We made several trips to the house’s
basement until we felt we had enough. Mom, his mom, his sister, and
May did all the other work to clean them and store it. Needless to say,
the old man was fuming hot and knew it was us. We took tree
branches and fanned out our tracks, plus we went out of the garden
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on the opposite side of our house, so not to lead the blame to us, but
he knew! He knew!
On days when I was bored, I’d just ride the bicycle all over, or
I’d go cross country. There were a few hilly areas next to some
woods; I decided to investigate the area further. After I got over the
first hill, I noticed some huge power lines running across the hills.
(The type that were attached to huge towers and could be seen going
across the landscape). I skirted the power lines right along the edge
of the woods, constantly looking to see what I could see. After a
couple of hills had gotten behind me, I noticed the smell wafting
across the breeze: POT!
After I got one plant out, I heard the motor sound again, it was
closer. I looked out of the edge of the woods and saw a kid a bit older
than me on a three-wheeler heading my way. I ducked back into the
woods and hid. The kid pulled up next to the patch and got off of the
three-wheeler and walked into the pot patch. He walked around for a
few minutes and then hollered out, “I done seen ya, you can come on
out, now”. I froze up. I thought, “Damn, how did he see me?” When he
yelled out, “It’s okay, kid, I watched you walk all the way out here
with my binoculars. You ain’t in no trouble. You can come out.” I said,
“screw it!” and walked out into the open. He didn’t have a gun, or a
weapon, so I wasn’t too scared of him. He walked over to me and said
his name was Fred, and he lived back in the woods about a half mile
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behind us. He said you couldn’t see his house through all of the trees,
but from his tree house he could see everything. He was in it when he
saw me walking along the power lines and decided to follow me after
he saw me veer into his dad’s pot patch. He said his dad would’ve
shot me if he’d caught me, so he was glad to warn me. He didn’t have
any friends out here and hoped I could hang out with him. All the pot
I could smoke, you bet I was going to hang out with him.
Back at the house, things were heating up for me and Kelly. For
some reason, there was a homemade waterbed in the basement, and
I’d go down there to smoke a joint. I had found an old eight-track
player and a small speaker in a box on a shelf, so I asked Mom’s
boyfriend to hook it up for me, and he did. There were some tapes
from Meatloaf, ‘Bat Out of Hell’, Steve Miller Band, ‘Fly Like an Eagle’,
and Black Sabbath. I’d go lie on the waterbed, smoke a joint, and jam
out. By this time, Mom knew I was smoking and just didn’t care. I had
given them the pot plant to dry out and sell, so she enjoyed the
benefits of its sell by getting drunk. One thing Mom, her boyfriend,
and his mom had in common was drinking.
Anyway, one day, I was downstairs, and Kelly came down. She
flung herself onto the bed and told me to roll up a joint. This was a
first for me because she never smoked weed in front of me, so I never
knew she even smoked it. Well, I fired up a joint and we smoked it
while listening to one of the Bat Out of Hell songs. When “Paradise by
the Dashboard Lights”, got to the part of running the bases, she asked
me if I knew what they were talking about. She knew; she was just
teasing and fishing to see if I knew. So, I told her bluntly that the guy
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was fixing to fuck the girl, but she wasn’t giving it up until he made a
verbal commitment. She acted surprised that I knew that. She had no
idea what this ten-year-old boy knew. I flirted and tried to scoot
closer to her, all the while trying to hide my erection. That day wasn’t
to be the one, but it came very soon.
Freddy gave me a fat bag of buds to take with me, and his dad
told me to try and hook him up a connection in Hickory. I promised I
would.
Kelly gave me sex for two straight days and was tempted to live
with us, but Mom wasn’t having it. She and her boyfriend had some
kind of falling out, and even his mom didn’t want us around anymore.
Kelly cried when we left and no one but me knew why; I cried, too.
We went back to Grandma’s.
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Chapter 19
I got back into school, rode the bus, and did my usual thing. I
met new people, but mostly stayed a loner. Being poor, feeling like an
outcast, and hating life as a hopeless kid to a trashy lifestyle and mom
was an everyday reality for me. Coming home was a Cracker Jack life
experience, too. I NEVER knew what to expect.
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When I got home, Mom only had one guy there. He was “going
to live with us, now”, Mom said, so I scoped him out and tried to see
why he'd want to be with Mom. He was the one doing the tattoos at
our kitchen table, so I was interested in him and his abilities. I could
draw, and I wouldn’t mind learning to do it on skin.
There was a kid who lived next door to us that got comfortable
enough to hang out with me. He liked to smoke pot but preferred to
drink beer. I’d steal a beer or two from Mom when I could. I showed
the kid my artwork and he said I could do a tattoo on him. He had
downed two beers. So, I knew he was tipsy, but I wasn’t wasting this
opportunity. Mom and her new beau were gone, so I got the tat gun
revved up and put a small pot leaf on his right calf. He winced a lot
but didn’t cry. Later on, he went home, limping.
The biker dude disappeared shortly after that, along with his
tattoo machine. I’d have to wait awhile until I could get my own. Until
then, I drew and scribbled and caused all sorts of Kaos.
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into some sort of insane alcohol usage, and we got beatings almost on
a daily basis; me more than May because I’d take the blame for her
“mistakes”. We could do nothing right in Mom’s eyes. Look at her
wrong, and she’d snatch us up by our hair and punch us in the face.
Say something slick, and she’d get out the belt and chase us (me,
mostly) all over the house, beating us until she got tired. She’d have
me go outside to cut “switches” for future beatings. I learned the
bigger ones weren’t as painful as the smaller, skinnier ones were.
They’d strip your ass, back, ribs and arms until you bled. The bigger,
thicker ones weren’t as bad. When she drank liquor was when we
had to be very careful around her. She’d get so drunk she’d pick a
fight with us just to have an excuse to beat us. Every day I got beat, I
got stronger and more immune to her assaults. Plus, I got angrier and
more hateful towards her. I resented every adult that I met, including
my family, because they all believed Mom was a “good mother”. I
hated everybody.
I had asked Mom if I could go to try-outs and she said, “Hell no,
get your ass home!” I asked my teacher, Mrs. Abernathy, a nice lady, if
she would talk to Mom for me and she said she would. So, after
school, I got to go to the gym and began to try and play basketball
with the other boys. I must’ve been going at it for an hour, when I
looked up and saw Mom storming in. She was pissed. I walked up to
her and before I could say anything, she blasted me with a closed fist,
knocking me down. She then grabbed me by the hair and dragged me
out of the gym, kicking and screaming. NO ONE came to my aid. NO
ONE! Can’t say as I blame the coach—she was as big as him, but much
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Mrs. Abernathy came over the next day. I was made to stay
home as a part of my punishment. Mom treated her like a busy-body
and told her to mind her own business “Or else”. I hated Mom more
than ever.
Mom had a cat that just had kittens the month or so before
Christmas. She loved those kittens more than us; in that case, they
had to pay.
I came home from school to see the mama cat on my bed with a
couple of kittens. I chased them out of my room, kicking and tossing
them out.
The next day, the same thing; for some reason, the mama cat
loved the bedspread I had on my bed. It was a crochet type
bedspread that Grandma made for me. I hated them on my bed
because of the cat hair they left behind that would cling to me later
on. After chasing them out, I didn’t think any more about it until the
next day.
I came in my room after school to see the mama cat with two
kittens on my bed. Instead of chasing them out, I stopped in my
tracks and started thinking crazy thoughts. The mama cat looked at
me as if in anticipation of me coming at her to chase her out. She was
ready to flee. The kittens were oblivious to me. I started cooing at the
mama cat, “Good kitty cat, stay right there, don’t run, Tommy won’t
hurt you!!”, as I eased toward the bed. She was leery, but my
calmness and talking kept her there. I got on the bed and petted her
until she started purring. I reached over to the window, next to my
bed, and opened it up.
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I raced downstairs to see what damage was done. The cat was
meowing softly, with its tail twitching from side to side. I picked it up
and seen blood pouring out its nose. I wiped off the blood and carried
the cat back upstairs. I petted it and spoke to it softly, but I could tell
this cat was hurting. Good! I got it to the bed and once again, I
snatched it up by its legs and held it out the window. Down it went,
but not with the fervor as before. This time it landed half on, half off
the stairs, but not on its feet, on its side. OUCH!
I ran down to see the damage and knew it was a goner. It was
limp and barely breathing. I picked it up and took it to the dumpster
behind the business next to our house and tossed it in. Now, let’s see
about those kittens.
When I came into to the bedroom, the two kittens were playing
on my bed still. I snatched one up and strangled it until it went limp.
The second one went out the window like its mother. It didn’t last but
one fall. I tossed the strangled cat out the window, too. I raced
outside to put their bodies in the dumpster, also. What a burial. Fuck
you, Mom.
Mom was passed out on the sofa the entire time. When she
awoke, she asked me if I left the front door open. I asked why, and
she said her cat and two of the kittens were missing. “No ma’am!” I
said. Mom made me go outside and look for her cat. Ha! No problem!
I walked around the house yelling, “Here kitty, kitty!” loud enough for
her to hear me. I was also praying the neighbors didn’t see the
episode with the cats. After a while, I went back inside and Mom
whined, bitched, and moaned about her missing cat and kittens. She
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got drunk, again, and lay on the sofa with the last three kittens and
sang Christian songs to them. Ha! Dumb bitch!
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It got so bad; the beatings just got to the point of not affecting
me much. I was becoming immune to them, but they built my anger
into a deep-seeded hatred. I hated everything and everyone.
I got hold of a knife from the old man who lived downstairs. He
was an old codger who drank, dipped snuff, and always chased me
away by tossing chunks of wood at me whenever I came near his
porch. Sometimes, he’d be in a good, drunk mood and call me aside to
help him bring some wood inside his apartment for the fireplace. On
those days, he was cool to talk to. He’d tell me old stories of his past
and trash mouth his ungrateful children. He gave me an old Hawk-
Billed Barlow pocketknife and taught me how to throw it. There was
an old tree outside his apartment, and we’d toss knives at it until he
got ornery and went inside to sleep off his buzz. This knife tossing
business got me into lots of trouble.
One morning, I was coming into school and was fixing to turn a
corner when a black girl slammed into me. She had an armload of
books that she dropped right on top of my feet. I jumped back and
hollered, “you dumb bitch, watch where the fuck you’re going!”, and
kicked her books all across the hall. I was pissed off, but more, sore
than anything. Those books were hard back and heavy. They hit my
poor toes, hard.
Later that day, I was in gym class, and we were all outside on
the recreation field. I, not participating, decided to go way out in the
field and take a couple of tokes off a joint I had. With my back to the
student’s activities, I never saw what hit me until they were running
away. Three black girls crept up on me and began to pound my
stoned ass. All I could do was ball up and hang on as feet were kicking
me and fists were pummeling me. They didn’t hurt me as much as it
surprised me. Being stoned, I guess it got me into a “protect yourself”
mode.
When they stopped and ran away I got a good look at them. I
then, got up, dusted myself off and went home. “Fuck school!” I
thought.
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When I walked in, Mom asked me why I was home early and
why was I all red around the face. I explained to her my situation, and
she got pissed off. She told me I had better go to school the next day
and “set things right”. With that in mind, I went to my room and
thought about what I was going to do.
I burst in the apartment door and Mom was sitting there on the
sofa, smoking a cigarette. I told her I set things right, and Mom asked
me what I did. When I told Mom, I stabbed the black girl, Mom
became unglued. She stood up, slugged me in the face and demanded
my knife. I gave the knife to her, and she ran out of the apartment.
When she came back in she began to beat me in earnest. I was
confused the whole time she was whooping me. I thought I did what
she wanted me to do. Now, I was getting beat for it. UN-FUCKING-
BELIEVABLE!
It wasn’t long before the cops came. They sat me down in the
living room and asked me what happened, and I gave them the story,
minus Mom telling me, “To set things right”, or where the knife was.
Mom “schooled” me on what to say before the cops showed up. Why I
didn’t say the truth about Mom was beyond me, but I guess I knew
that the freedom I had to roam would disappear and I didn’t want
that.
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So, the cops reprimanded me, took me to the station and locked
me up to show me my “future” if I’m not smarter, and fingerprinted
me. The girl’s parents were pissed, as was their right, but refused to
press any charges. It seems the principal and some other teachers
came forward with my grades and some understanding to dissuade
any criminal charges against me, but I was expelled for the rest of the
year. I got one-year probation and sent to an alternate school for
riffraff like me, all with the exception that I made straight A’s and B’s.
Alternate school kids didn’t. I ended up liking the school but played
hooky at least twice a week. I skipped school to go find bicycles to
steal and sell for pot money. Besides, I needed a new knife.
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I dug through the closet and could tell it was the master
bedroom. Big shoes, boots and lady’s footwear was inside. I chose a
pair of big cowboy boots and stuffed my wet tennis shoes and all, into
them. Then I grabbed a big army jacket, the kind with lots of pockets
and very heavy to wear. I found some sweatpants and put them over
my wet pants.
I then went through the hallway to the only place that mattered
to a kid like me: the kitchen. I was starving. I opened the fridge and
started putting all kinds of stuff in the duffle bag. Frozen meats,
veggies, pasta, and other items I’d enjoy later. Ricky came to see what
I was up to and laughed at me. He said we were supposed to be
stealing stuff to sell, and then we could buy our own food. That didn’t
make much sense to me at the time; here was lots of food, why not
take it? I cleaned out some cabinets for more food while he hit the
safe and some jewelry boxes. When we were done, we left out the
back door and went back into the woods.
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full of food was a pain in the ass, too. I didn’t know what I was
thinking. It wasn’t long before I stumbled onto the bikes. I saw the
snow-covered handlebar of the pink Huffy and called out to Ricky.
We got the bikes out and had to unfreeze them. They were
frozen solid in some places. We got them to the road, balanced our
loot, and took off the way we came. It seemed longer to get back than
it did to come.
When we got home, I was tuckered out, but not too tired to
cook. I took my merchandise to the kitchen, loaded up the fridge, and
began cooking a feast for us to eat. Ricky went through his swag and
then went to get some alcohol for him and Mom. That was an
adventure I didn’t want to do again, at least not in the snow.
After a few days had passed, I had come home to find Mom
upset and Ricky gone. Some of the stolen merchandise was gone too:
the film projector, my tape player, and also my bicycle. I asked Mom
what happened, and she said the police were there looking for Ricky
for some B and E’s (breaking and entering). They saw the film
projector and asked Mom if they could search for more, she let them.
Since my bike was stolen, they took it, too. May’s bike got spared. So
did a few other things, but nothing worth discussing.
When I got to the lake I had to push my bike down the trail. It
took me about thirty minutes to find the spot, but Ricky was there
alright. He had a tent put up and a fire going. He was surprised to see
me, but glad I came with some news. He said he figured the law
would come to our house because his sister had warned him that the
cops were by her house looking for him. He thinks his sister told the
cops of his staying at our house. So, that morning, he packed up and
came to the camping spot that he and I fished at one weekend.
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They ended up taking the cuffs off me and letting me go. They
offered me a ride home, but I was too pissed off and my distrust of
cops was just beginning to form. I rode home and told Mom she was a
bitch for setting me and Ricky up. She beat my ass, but I couldn’t help
but laugh at her the whole time. She banned me to my room, and I
was okay with that. That night she went out and didn’t come home
for two days. When she did, she was broke, not a penny to her name.
Stay broke, bitch. That’s what I thought of her…Rat Bitch!
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There were times when I’d get some revenge on her big ass for
setting me and Ricky up. She enjoyed May and me as her slaves. It
was always, “Tommy gets me a beer!” or “Tommy fix us dinner!”
Those were times I’d have some fun at her expense.
Every time I got her a beer, I’d open it, take a big swig, and then
piss in it. Ha! I’d bring it to her with a big smile on my face and say,
“Here you go, Mom!” She’d take the can, or bottle, and pour it into her
glass, and drink my piss, every time. Very rarely, after that started,
did I ever miss the opportunity to piss in her beer.
She still tried to use threats of beatings to get us, especially me,
to do what she asked us to do; like clean the house, fix meals, or go on
errands. I was almost to the point of not even being worried about
beatings. Punches to the face, no problem; hit by the belt, no problem;
hit with switches, no biggie; hit me with whatever she hit me with, I
didn’t care. I only cared about what she hit May with. I would literally
take a belt or switch out of her hand when she got too rough with
May. Sometimes I would take May’s punishment for whatever
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I’d laugh at her. She’d get so hot she’d cry sometimes. Imagine
this; she’s beating my ass and legs with a belt. I’m supposed to be
bawling like a lil’ bitch, but instead I’m laughing like a maniac. Maybe
I was insane, but it helped me push the pain aside to know I was
affecting Mom in a negative way. She deserved it, I believed.
Every chance I got I’d try to see her. I’d go by her windows and
peek in or look out my bedroom window to watch her come and go.
One day, while sitting on the stairs going down to the front door, I
noticed a small circle where a piece of wood was lodged in the wall
facing her apartment. I picked at the circle of wood until it finally
gave way and, God bless my horny soul, I was looking into her
bathroom. I sat there on those steps for days, masturbating while
watching her undress, bathe and do all sorts of stuff in that bathroom.
I never knew if she knew I was there, but I kept that little circle of
wood in place until I was ready to go peeking again. She didn’t live
there but for a month. It was short-lived, but I sure did enjoy her
views.
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The old man who lived in the other apartment was a mess. He
drank, dipped powder snuff, and hated kids. He cussed in May and me
every time he saw us. What was nuts about him was sometimes he’d
be the nicest person in the world, and he’d get me to help him unload
his pickup truck of wood. He’d give me a couple of dollars and tell me
not to let Mom know I had the money. He’d give me and May
homemade cookies, that his family gave him, and tell us old stories.
But most of the time he’d swear we were nothing but trouble and
toss wood at us. Sometimes I’d yell out obscenities at him to get him
riled up.
Davey didn’t live far from me, so he’d come over whenever his
mom would let him. Under the guise of “helping Grandpa” was his
way of hanging out with me. We’d ride bikes and roam
neighborhoods in search of stuff to steal or see what kind of mischief
we could get into. Mostly, we’d go to the lake and fish. That was a fun
past time for us.
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quickly. All the while I’m yelling, “Snake, Snake, Snake!” to Davey. He
climbed up, too. We watched the snake as it continued to just lay
there, so I figured it was either still in a bit of winter slumber, or it
was just tired, because it didn’t move as much when I stepped on it.
We talked about what to do about it and came up with a great idea.
First, we had to kill it.
We searched around for some big rocks and a good stick. Once
we had our weapons, we attacked. We began piling rocks onto the
half of the snake that was on the trail. The snake got pissed off really
fast and began thrashing around. I kept antagonizing it while Davey
kept piling up the rocks onto its body. It kept hissing and snapping at
me until I lined up the perfect shot. I jammed the stick point into its
mouth and rammed its head into the dirt, while twisting the stick
around and around. It didn’t take much to tear its head off, but its
body kept thrashing. We waited until it calmed, somewhat, then
removed the rocks and picked up the body. The snake was at least six
feet long and as thick as my arm. Davey got the body, and I carried
the head on the end of the stick. We took it to our fishing spot to see
what we had.
Our spot had a big, flat rock that protruded into the water; it’s
the same spot where my grandpa used to take me. When we got to it,
we examined the snakes head and body; we noticed lumps in various
places on its body. I decided to see what the snake had eaten, so I
began at the tail and started pushing the lumps upward toward the
hole that once held the head. To our surprise, a ball of baby snakes
came slithering out, then another, and yet another, whole clumps of
little baby snakes. A couple of them moved, so we stepped back and
started stomping them with our feet. Which probably wasn’t the
brightest move to make, since I wasn’t wearing shoes, but we were
surprised at our find. Once no more babies were moving, we put
them in a pile and tried to figure out just what to do with them.
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Davey found an old bread bag and stuffed the big snake into it
along with the head. Then he began casting for bass, too. When it was
almost getting dark, we had two stringers full of bass; at least fifteen
fat ones and a couple of scrawny striped bass. We forgot all about our
worms and went ahead and dumped them into the lake as part of an
offering of our thanks to the fish God. We loaded up our bounty and
headed for home.
The ambulance got there and saved him from dying. They got
him to the hospital just in time. We felt really bad at what we caused,
but once we knew he was okay, we couldn’t help but laugh. The look
of shock on his face, and that scream that he screeched was priceless.
When the old man came to and told his side of the story, he said
that it was “the damnedest thing.” He said the snake knocked on the
door and was all coiled up and ready to bite, when he felt his chest
lock up, and he passed out. Ha! When he got out of the hospital, he
had his tale into a full-grown story. He told me and Davey that Satan
himself knocked on his door in the form of a giant snake. When he
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opened the door, and saw that snake’s mouth wide open, he knew he
was going to hell for his sins. Davey and I laughed for days, but we
never tormented anyone like that again. The old man stayed ornery
and still threw chunks of wood at us, but we’d hiss at him and scream,
“Snake!” to chase him back into his apartment.
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Living with Mom just got worse and worse. She kept drinking,
bringing men home, beating us constantly for imagined reasons, and
just got plain crazy at times. She brought home all sorts of men and
women like they were stray pets or something.
One day, she brought a psycho woman that she met during a
stay at the psych ward at the local hospital during detox. This woman
was always half naked, (I never minded that part), and babbling
about Elvis being her kid’s father. She let me bathe with her one day
when Mom was gone. I got my little rocks off, but the experience was
insane to behold. She licked me from my head to my toes before she’d
let me fuck her. Crazy lady!
When I saw Maria, I went rock hard. I had to have her. Mom
knew me well enough to know I was smitten by Maria, but she had no
idea at the knowledge I had about sex. She thought I was a virgin and
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told Maria so. Maria thought I was cute and kept teasing me, but she
had no idea, either. Mom told me that Maria was going to stay with us
for a few weeks, and that she’d sleep in my room with her baby. I was
pissed off, until Maria said I could sleep with her, still teasing me.
Maria said she didn’t care, thinking I’d back down, but I didn’t. I
agreed to let Maria sleep in my bed, as long as I slept with her. These
two women, Mom and Maria still thought I was just being “cute”. Ha!
It all ended when I came home from school early one day. Mom
was sitting in the living room, and there was no sign of Maria. I asked
Mom where she was and she said she had to go out for something,
and she’d be back later on. Mom told me to get my ass back to school
or go outside and play. I thought that was weird but didn’t pay
attention. I was planning on getting my bike and going out stealing,
anyway. I went to my room to get something when I heard a noise in
Mom’s room. Being suspicious already of Maria’s whereabouts, I
crept to the door and put my ear to it. Someone was having sex in
Mom’s room. I opened the door just an inch, or two and saw a man’s
ass going at it…. with Maria! I slammed the door shut and stomped
into the living room, yelling at Mom that Maria had better be gone
when I get home, or I’d kill someone. Whether she believed me or not,
I left the house. I got on my bike and rode around, pissed off, hurt,
and mad at the world. I really liked Maria and had some crazy
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Things changed for me, somewhat, after that. Mom kept her
distance from me, but when she was drinking, she’d try to take her
frustrations out on May and I’d step in to take whatever she could
dish out. She was a very mean drunk, brutal at times, but I could take
it. A busted eye or a split lip was nothing to me. More fuel for my
hatred.
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Uncle Rob came back and said that Mom called an ambulance
to come and get the guy I had knocked out because he wouldn’t gain
consciousness. Mom had a big goose-egg on her forehead, but she’d
live. Mom told Uncle Rob that I had better not come home, or she’d
kill me, but she wanted May home the very next day. I pleaded with
Uncle Rob and Grandma to not let May go without me, but, once
again, I was told to shut up and mind my manners. I hated this whole
family.
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It was good to be around May again, but there were times I’d
have to get away and go riding my trusty, stolen bicycle.
When school started back up, I met some cool guys to hang out
with. A kid, named Eric, “The Fly,” had bifocal glasses and was very
tall for his age. I nicknamed him “The Fly” because of his build and his
big glasses made his eyes look huge. Then there was Black Bobby. He
was as black as the ace of spades but was the kind of black kid who
didn’t fit in with other blacks. He liked white music and smoking pot.
He became our punching bag. Next was A.C.; he was a bigger pothead
than I thought I was. He drank, too. He was older than us and thought
he’d lead the group, but he turned out too dumb to think coherently,
so I became our “leader”. We also met an Asian kid named Tad Kim.
We nicknamed him “Tokyo” just because he hated his real name.
After school, we’d go bike riding in search of something to do.
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When we got done with all of the paint, we began our descent
down the ladder. I tried and tried to coax Tokyo to come down with
me, but he was too terrified. He wouldn’t even budge from his place
against the tower. I told him I’d have to call the fire department if he
didn’t come down and he told me to do it. I explained to him that the
police would get involved and he’d better not tell on us. He promised
that he wouldn’t.
We got down and ran to a pay phone, laughing all the way. To
us, it was hilarious that Tokyo got scared. Inside, I felt sorry for him. I
was a little scared too, but once I got up there, I lost my fear. Besides,
I had to show some sort of courage if these misfits were going to
follow me, right?!
Anyway, I called 911 and told the operator that an Asian kid
was stuck on the catwalk of the city water tower. When she asked my
name, I hung up. We raced to a building that had a good place for us
to see the tower, especially the ladder. We could see Tokyo up there,
and he was screaming for help! Ha! It wasn’t long before we saw
emergency lights coming to the scene. We stayed hidden and watched
the whole spectacle.
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the only kid whose parents gave him money every day. He was an
only child, so they loved him and protected him, and gave him what
he wanted most of the time.
After school, we’d all get together and decide what we were
going to do that evening. My idea was to find a business and try to
break into it to search for money, or something to sell, to help us buy
weed. If Tokyo had enough money to buy a dime bag of weed, we’d
just go get one and go to the local Kiwanis Park and smoke out. When
we went in search of businesses, we usually chose furniture factories.
We’d usually just hit a factory and go into the main office,
looking for cash boxes in the desks, or wherever they might put them.
Lots of times, we’d hit the break rooms and cafeterias. We’d eat up
some food, trash the place, and steal whatever would give us a few
dollars from our fence or the dope dealer.
We’d divide the money and pot, smoke out, and then head
home.
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the rent. This new apartment was just as ratty and run-down and it
too, was an upstairs climb. What was it with her and these upstairs
apartments?
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He told me his name was Junior, but everyone called him “Red”.
I introduced myself as Tommy. I told him where I lived, and he said
he was only a few blocks away, so we decided to meet up after school.
He thanked me for helping him and I said, “Not a problem”.
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blocks away, and she told me to be home by dark; she might be going
out tonight and I’d have to watch May. Same old, same old!
Red really did only live a few blocks away. His house was kind
of run down, but it was his home, and I was jealous. He had a front
yard and a back yard, a Husky dog with a doghouse, and a Bassett
hound that lived indoors. The house had three bedrooms with one
bath. He and his brother, Mike, shared a room. His sister, Susan, had
her own room. Mike was a year younger than Red, and Susan was a
year younger than Mike. They all looked alike, except for Red. Red
had orange-red hair and he was built like a compact bulldog. His
family was skin and bones, including his mom and dad. So were Mike
and Susan. Susan was sort of pretty in a fat-bottomed, freckled,
turned-up-nose kind of way, but Red saw how I was looking at her,
and her at me, and told me, “Hands off”. I said, “No problem, bro”!
His mom was very nice to me. She was very questioning of me
and when I mentioned my mom’s name, she asked me if my
grandma’s name was Amelia. I said, “Yes” and she said she used to
work with her at the local dry cleaners. She said she knew of my
family, and when I told her about my mom and her drinking, she said
she knew about that, too. Grandma apparently whined about her a
lot. She told me if I needed anything at all, not to be afraid and ask. I
promised I would.
His dad was a mess. He sat on a footstool right next to the T.V.
slumped over and eyeballing the screen. He had suffered a stroke a
year or two before and was really messed up. He couldn’t talk a
normal conversation but just mumbled and slobbered. Somehow,
they knew what he was always saying, but I never could understand
what he said. Red didn’t look like him at all. I teased Red and told him
his mom screwed the mailman. He laughed at me, but I could tell it
bothered him. I never said it to him again.
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They were far from rich people. His mom was the only one that
worked. His dad received a monthly check for his disability. His mom
worked at a furniture mill as a foreman on the day shift. But Red,
being the first child, was her “Pet”, so he got what he wanted.
All winter long we rode all over Hickory and stole everything
that wasn’t tied down. Red got excitement out of hanging with me
and stealing. He kept his activities from his mom and never told her
that he had extra cash. She was always offering him, (and me as well),
a few dollars for soda and snacks. We never turned her down.
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Red and I rode out to the mall to see if we could find him. We
rode our bikes on the back roads to the mall and came up on the
backside of the parking lot where the high schoolers parked and
jammed their stereos. Sure enough, there was Chopper.
Red asked me what I was going to do, and I said I’d ride up to
him and ask for my money. If he didn’t have it, I’d demand my stereo
back. I kept a screwdriver and vice-grips with me at all times. Tools of
my trade. If he refused to pay me, or give me my stereo, I told Red to
be ready to fight because I was going to kick Chopper in the face and
then see about my money. Red thought I was joking. When I rode up
to Chopper, he was leaning on the driver side front fender. He saw us
coming up to him, but all he did was smirk at us. I slowed down and
eased my bike down onto the ground on its side. Red stopped right
behind me. I asked Chopper for my twenty and he said he wouldn’t
have it until the next pay day, two weeks away. I said, “NOT GOOD
ENOUGH!” and he said, “TOUGH SHIT!” I put my right foot in his face,
and he dropped to the ground like a sack of potatoes. A couple of his
buddies acted like they wanted to come at me, but I stood my ground.
I asked him, again, if he had my money and he said, “Not yet!” He
stayed on the ground holding his jaw. His nose was bleeding, too.
Good kick! I got out my screwdriver and got into his driver seat and
began tearing out my stereo. I got into the backseat and got my
speakers, too. All the while, Red stood guard. Chopper stayed on the
ground hoping someone would save him. No one did.
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Red and I did all sorts of crazy shit together. We’d ride around
on our bikes and think of stuff to do and places to ride. Having wheels
was different for him. He was loving being able to travel all over
Hickory, cruising downside streets, checking out different
neighborhoods, and then to be pulled into B & E’s. I was a bad
example for him, but I never twisted his arm. It was exciting to him.
Clothes were the easiest to take. We’d wear sweatpants and big
t-shirts and go into Kmart’s clothing section to “browse”. We’d pick
out blue jeans and t-shirts in our sizes and go into the changing room.
We’d put on at least two pairs of pants under our sweatpants and a
couple of t-shirts under our t-shirts. We’d just walk out of the store
like we didn’t have a care in the world. If anyone would have tried to
stop us, we already had our escape planned out. We’d run like hell, in
opposite directions, and meet up later. Thank God, we didn’t get
caught.
Our favorite place to steal from was the Record Bar Music Store
in our local mall. The people who worked there were usually young
and stoned, so we’d just fill our waist bands with four or five
cassettes and walk out of the store. It was no big deal for us to carry
our loot outside of the mall and hide it in some bushes and go back
inside for some more. We always left the mall with brand new
cassettes. We carried a big jam box on Red’s bike, just so we’d have
music to jam to while we rode. We were into Rock-N-Roll and always
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all through the school year and through the winter. My life was still a
mess.
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Every time I came home, Mom would pick a fight with me.
“Where have you been?”, “What did you steal this time?”, “How much
money do you have?” If I had any money, I’d give it to her just get rid
of her so May and I could have some peace and quiet. I wish I could go
back in time and change the way I did things back then because I
wouldn’t have left May alone so much with Mom. I’d come home to
find May had been beaten for no good reason, and it’d piss me off. I’d
yell at Mom, and she’d beat me too. I didn’t care about her beating me
because her punches and slaps only made me more resistant to them.
I’d really piss her off when she’d beat me, and I’d laugh at her. I’d
antagonize her into trying to hit me harder. She’d get so tired she’d
just quit and try to ground me. Ha! Yeah right!
I’d tell Red about it, the day after, and he’d be in shock over the
bruises, but then hear me laugh about it. He knew I was tough, but I
believe he thought I was a bit insane, too. I even brought him into our
apartment once just to show him what I was talking about.
Mom was drunk and ornery, having May be her slave. “Get
this”, “Do that”. When she saw Red, she became “Dear Sweet Mom” all
nice and polite. I laughed at her and told Red right in her face that
that was her fake personality she used for company. Well, polite went
out the window. She called me a “Piece of shit”, a “Son of a Bitch”, and
threatened to kill me. Ha! I laughed in her face until she got up off the
sofa and grabbed me by my long hair. She raised a fist to hit me, and I
said, “Not this time, bitch!” I grabbed her fist with both of my hands
and began head-butting her fist, one, two, three, six, ten times. She
went to squalling like a stuck cat, and I was in a moment of insanity.
The only thing that made me quit and let go was Red hollering for me
to stop. I let her hand go and then I noticed blood on her fist: my
blood. Her fingers were gnarled and bent, and her knuckles were
swelling rapidly. Blood got into my eyes. She was yelling that I was
going to jail, and I told her to go fuck herself. I’d press charges on her
for child abuse since I had a witness with me. I went to the bathroom
and saw I had a tiny gash on my head from the ring she wore.
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My head was starting to hurt, but I sucked it up. Red and I left
the apartment after Mom told May to go to a neighbor and call an
ambulance. Mom was going to milk her pain for all it was worth.
Outside, Red was laughing and not believing what he just saw.
He asked me what I was going to do, and I told him I’d stay the night
with him if his parents didn’t care. They didn’t.
The next day, I went home to see how much trouble I was in.
Mom was on the sofa, her usual spot, with a cast on her arm. My
Uncle Rob was there, too. He looked pissed off but didn’t say much.
Mom told me she told the cops that I did that to her hand, and I told
her that I told the cops that she busted my head. I lied, just like she
was lying, but my lie was a bit scarier to her. I told her Red’s mom
called the cops to report the abuse, but I talked them out of arresting
her because of May. She believed me and told me she didn’t want Red
in her home anymore. I said, “Yeah, yeah”, and I kept moving towards
my room.
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One evening, I gave Mom five dollars I had after I did a B & E
just to get her out of the house to give May and me a break from
seeing her all day. Well, for May more than myself since I stayed gone
most of the time. Later that night, I put May to bed after I fixed
dinner, then I went to bed. I had to go to school the next day.
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I got out of the bed and woke May up. I had her gather up some
of her clothes and I got everything I could pack into my backpack. I
knew I wasn’t coming back. I searched Mom’s pockets and dug out a
few dollars and some change. I went downstairs to the neighbors and
called a cab. The neighbor said he heard our commotion and was
fixing to call the cops. I told him what transpired, and he said, “Good
for you, kid!” And if I ever needed a witness for her actions, for any
reason, I could call on him and he’d tell everything he knew about
her.
When the cab arrived, I gave him the money I had and told him
to drive my sister to Ms. Adamson’s house; if it was anymore cost,
Grandma would pay it. Every cab driver knew Grandma because that
was her only mode of transportation, other than friends and walking.
He took May away and I went back inside to get my stuff. Mom was
still asleep on my bedroom floor, snoring away. I gathered up my bag
and other things I wanted to keep and left the apartment.
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Chapter 30
Red’s dad was cool with me staying there, too, even though I
couldn’t understand one single word he said. Mike was cool with it
too, so I made myself at home. Red and I went to school and acted like
brothers.
I felt truly free from Mom’s grasp. I didn’t know what was going
to transpire from my knocking her out, but I believed she wouldn’t
pursue anything concerning the law since she knew I would accuse
her of all sorts of stuff too. I had Red’s mom go and talk to her. Mom
told her I was to “Stay the hell away from her and May, or else.” No
problem! My only concern was May. I told Red’s mom to tell her that
if I hear she’s abusing May in any way, I’d call the cops and the social
services on her. I think she believed me.
Staying with Red’s family was great, except for one thing:
ROACHES. Their house was infested with them. I slept on the sofa and
would wake up in the middle of the night to urinate. The first time I
realized how bad it was one morning when I got up and put my feet
on the floor. I stepped on a pile of them; they were scurrying all over
the floor. Where I placed my feet were dead, gooey, oozing carcasses.
UGH! I couldn’t believe it. I turned on the lamp next to the sofa and
they scurried everywhere. Nasty! I had to make sure I turned on a
lamp each and every time I awoke in the night just so the roaches
could flee before I went to the bathroom. Crazy!
Other than that, it was great. Susan let me be her first sexual
experience. We’d meet, clandestinely, at the park a couple of blocks
from the house and go into some woods to have sex. It wasn’t
romantic, just pleasurable. She was an experimental type of girl and
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let me teach her all sorts of pleasures I had learned. I had tons of sex
with her. She’d sneak into the living room at night, and crawl all over
me. We’d tease and talk shit to each other during the day just to put
up a front in front of everyone, as if we didn’t like each other, only to
laugh at our antics at night. I think Red knew, but he never, ever,
spoke of it to me.
I mainly wanted to know what the locks looked like on the door
and concession stand window. I got my chance for a real close up
look one day when Brian asked me to jump over the counter and help
him out. It was busy and he was working like crazy. He needed an
extra set of hands, and I was elected. Cool!
After the Kaos of getting sodas, chips and hot dogs was over,
Brian needed to go to the bathroom. He drank big cups of soda like a
fish in water. He told me to watch the stand while he went and pissed.
No problem! As soon as he left, I opened the cash box to see what he
had, and to my surprise it was loaded. I slipped two twenty dollar
bills out and put them into my pocket. I had Red keep an eye out for
Brian as I went to look at the locks on the concession stand door and
window: easy pickings for me. When Brian got back, he thanked me
and gave Red and me any food and drink we wanted. We got some
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hot dogs and sodas and told him we’d be back tomorrow. He thanked
us, again, for our help and we rode off on our bikes, laughing all the
way.
Red and I took our forty dollars and went to Godfathers pizza
and then saw a movie.
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First thing we had to do was find someone to buy all the junk
food we were stealing. Red’s room had about ten hefty trash bags
piled up in the corner. We needed to get rid of that stuff. We stopped
at a Mom-and-Pop store called Greene’s Market. Old man Greene was
a good fella and bought everything we could bring him. Of course, he
only paid about twenty-five percent of its worth, but who cared?
Money was money to us. Now our operation could begin in earnest.
Red and I got on our bikes and hauled ass. As we rode away, we
had to figure out how we were going to get back inside the stand and
get that crowbar back before Brian came to work and gave it to the
police.
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We hid out and watched the ballpark to see if the cops would
show up, but none did. We had to find a way to get in there. We rode
around until we saw a pile of trash with some curtains and curtain
rods lying in the pile. I stopped and snatched a rod out of the pile. I
figured I could bend the rod like a hook and use that to move the
bottom board holding the concession stand window shut. We raced
back to the park, and I got into the stand. We didn’t even bother
stealing anything. I just got our crowbar back and fled out of there.
No sooner than we turned the corner, we saw a cop car cruise by the
concession stand and use his spotlight to look at the place. Since the
door was closed and the window was down, he didn’t bother getting
out of his car. WHEW! That was close. We ended our ballpark
escapades that night.
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Chapter 31
Red’s mom went and talked to Grandma and got her to sign the
form allowing me to work. We lied on the document saying I was
sixteen instead of on the verge of turning thirteen. I was already
about six feet tall, so it was plausible that I was old enough to work.
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I raced back home and waited for Red and his mom to come
home. They helped me pack up my spare belongings, along with the
few items that I had stolen from work, spoons, forks, knives, cups, a
couple of plates, etc. We set out for my place.
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It had a fireplace and there was a pile of wood outside, so I had that at
least. I’d survive. Red’s mom said she’d help me get the electricity on,
so I was happy.
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Chapter 32
I answered the door with sleep in my eyes. I worked all day, the
day before, and had to work again at 11 a.m. Mom kept pounding
until I opened it. I couldn’t believe it. I asked her, “What the fuck do
you want?” She said she needed to talk to me about something and
didn’t want to fight. I told her I didn’t have anything to talk to her
about. She asked if she could come in, and I stepped out onto the
porch and said, “No. Tell me what you got to tell me and leave.” I
looked in my driveway and saw an old pickup truck with a long-
haired, bearded fella in it. Mom told me that the social services lady
was going to come and see her on Monday—it was a Wednesday
morning that she showed up at my door—and she needed me to be
present at her new home in Mountain View, North Carolina for the
social security lady to talk to me. If I didn’t show up, she’d call the
cops on me and tell them where I was staying. She said she’d tell
them that I ran away and was underage. I got pissed off and said, “Go
ahead bitch.” I’ll tell the cops about your abuse, too. She said she
didn’t give a fuck what I told them, I’d go to a boy’s home, and May
would go to a girl’s home. I went back inside and slammed the door,
fuming.
I began to think about it. He explained his club and the party to
me and said I could do any drugs I wanted to and drink for free. All
the food would be free to me, also. I asked if I could bring my
girlfriend and he said, “No problem!” I told him to come back on
Friday and I’d let him know.
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Ann’s parents were cool with it, too. They already knew we
were having sex and that Ann was in love with me, so they consented
to it as long as Mom talked to them before we left.
The drive took the usual amount of time, lots of curves and
steep inclines until we came to his place. It was as if we stepped back
in time, and I was living back in the hills again. The house was very
much like the one I lived in when I was younger, but in more
disrepair. It too, was situated on the side of a hill, with an outhouse
and a well. Talk about déjà vu. We parked at the top of the hill and
walked down to the house.
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May came out to greet us and gave me a hug. She said she
missed me, and I told her I missed her too. I asked her if Mom had
been beating on her, and she said not too much since Ray was
around. To me, that was a blessing.
Ray took Ann, May, and me to meet his brother’s family and
some of his fellow bikers. We went to Jack’s house, Ray’s brother,
which was only about a mile up the road. They had a full house of
people when we got there. There must have been twenty adults, and
a bunch of kids running everywhere. Ray said the club members were
putting the finishing touches on the weekend party plan.
Jack was a bear of a man. Big, bearded, and jolly as can be. His
wife, Betty, was small, beautiful, and friendly, with hair down to her
knees. She reminded me of a prettier Crystal Gayle. I was in lust upon
meeting her. Jack introduced me to the other bike members as
Sheryl’s son, “Tommy.” Jack’s daughter, Grace, was all eyeballs and
smiles upon meeting me, too. She was twelve years old and hot to
trot. I just had to keep my composure around Ann, who had a death
grip on me the whole time we were at Jack’s house. She was being
eyeballed by the other bikers, and their boisterous ways were
overwhelming to her. To me, it was like old times.
Ray told Jack and Betty why I was there and that I’d be staying
there the weekend for the party. Jack said I could do whatever I chose
to do, except for killing someone, that was his joke to me. He gave
Ann and me our carte blanche for all the food and drinks throughout
the whole weekend and asked me to please not start anything with
Mom, nor anyone else. I agreed to mind my own business and offered
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to help him if he needed it. Ann and I hung out at Jack’s ‘til late that
night and Ray took us back to his place for the night.
The next morning, we got up early and everyone piled into the
pickup. We headed to the biker compound, deep in the woods, about
ten miles from Ray’s place. The compound was an open field about
the size of a football field. The only way to get to it was to drive down
a few rutted, dirt roads, then down an old, dried creek bed. Cars
wouldn’t make it there at all. Mostly four-wheel drives, trucks, and
motorcycles made the trip. It was a bumpy, swaying ride to get to the
field.
Once we got there, all sorts of activity were going on. Bikers
were everywhere. Tents were being put up, bikes were being cleaned,
kegs of beer were being moved here or there, and people of all sorts
of shapes and sizes were milling about.
The dirt track leading to the grounds was congested with bikes,
trucks and people carrying coolers, back packs and sleeping bags. In a
couple of spots, there were trucks stuck in ruts with men all around
them trying to get them out.
There was a cattle gate at the entrance and a little wooden hut
that a “probate”, named Hawkeye, was manning. He made sure
everyone had some sort of visitation pass or invitation from another
biker club just to enter. There were at least ten different biker clubs
at this affair.
I’ve seen all sorts of craziness due to Mom’s antics and the guys
she brought home, but this place was nuts. Women were walking
around topless, men were pissing anywhere they chose, and drunks
were everywhere, and drugs were plentiful. One of the rock huts was
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being used as a whore house of sorts, too. Any woman who chose to
make a few dollars could go into the hut, lay on the makeshift table,
naked and legs spread, and let anyone have at her until she had
enough money or just plain had enough. I got an eyeful of that hut in
just a few hours. Anna clung to me like a second skin, but no one even
bothered us.
Since he was the only soul I knew besides Ray and his kin, I
naturally went to him when I wanted to smoke some pot. He had to
run the gate and the cookhouse by himself because he was the only
probate for Jack and Ray’s club, “The Satan Street Riders”. Ann and I
decided to help him cook hot dogs and sell beer from the trailer,
while smoking pot at the same time.
All sorts of activities were going on all over the place. Bike
races, best bike contest, biggest tits contest, hot dog eating races
where a girl stands up on the back of a moving bike while the driver
drives into a position so the girl can get at a hot dog hanging on a
string above their heads, buck dancing, stripping, hog calling and just
plain fighting. No weapons were “allowed”, but you could clearly see
guys with knives and guns everywhere. Jack was the president of his
club and had all sorts of security all over the place. Other clubs had
their own security, too, but it all worked out and no one got seriously
hurt.
Both Saturday and Sunday were a hoot. I got stoned all day,
each day, for free, and everyone seemed to like me. Lots of women
and girls were trying to coax me into the bushes or woods, but Ann
wasn’t letting me out of her sight.
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needed to get a hold of him for any reason. He left, and Ann and I
went to her house to fill in her parents on our escapades.
Things got back too normal for a couple of weeks. That is, until
I had one too many parties and my landlord found out I had lied to
him. He came over one morning and found me, and my friends
crashed all about the apartment with no adults around. He gave me a
stern lecture and said I had to move out in a week. He wasn’t going to
be responsible for a bunch of kids if the law came around. I could do
nothing but respect him.
I partied hard for a couple more days then called Jack. I asked
him to tell Ray that I’d like to come and stay with them if I could, and
they said they’d be happy to have me. I quit my job and Ray came to
get me…back to the hills for me.
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Chapter 33
Mom wasn’t that excited to see me, but Ray kept her out of my
hair. I got to hang out, mostly, at Jack’s house. Jack was like a big
brother to me, although he’d have killed me if he knew of my
extracurricular activities. It started out with sex between me and his
daughter, but she got crazy with it. She became a nymph and wanted
sex everywhere and all the time. She was just twelve years old, same
as me, but man she was hot to trot. Jack had laid the law down to me
about not messing with his daughter because he already knew I was
into sex. He thought his little girl was an angel. Ha! Well, we did what
we had to do to keep up that charade for as long as we could. Jack’s
wife, Betty, was another story.
I settled in and became part of the family with the bikers. Jack’s
house stayed busy with members and hanger-on’s, at all hours
sometimes. There’d be all night alcohol binges, card games, mostly
poker, and just plain stoner parties. I tried being in everything going
on at Jacks, including his wife, Betty.
For some crazy reason, she was attracted to me, very badly.
She’d eyeball me every chance she got, and it used to creep me out at
first. I had no idea she was looking at me sexually. She knew I was
having sex with her daughter because she had a long talk with her
about not getting pregnant. Although she did tell her it wouldn’t be so
bad if I was the father.
One day, Jack, Ray, and the kids loaded up the Chevy Impala
and went into town. Betty asked me to stay behind to help with
moving “stuff” around, and I agreed. I wanted to see what was up
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with her, and God knows I did. As soon as they left, she jumped my
bones in a desperate way. I held on for the ride as long as it took, and
for a couple of times. She was worse than her daughter. I loved every
minute of it.
We all lived pretty good for being on welfare and with our
sawmill paychecks. The club did really well with their parties, too.
They charged for beer and food they served at their parties. All of the
merchandise was stolen from various bars and lounges throughout
three to five outward-lying counties. These weren’t bikers who
respected businesses, these were thugs.
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That’s what usually got him into trouble, though, his joking around.
He’d say stuff in a joking manner, and people would take it wrong and
want to fight.
He was hiding from the law because two rednecks made fun of
his scar and hair-length in a local pool joint. The place was nothing
more than a backroom to an Advent gas and grocery store at a
crossroads in Mountain View. Only those who really wanted to drink
came to this place. Hawkeye was walking from Jack’s place to the
compound and stopped there to have a beer; the pool hall/gas station
was only about a mile from the compound. As Hawkeye came into the
bar, two rednecks and the bartender, who also owns the place,
started to heckle Hawkeye’s appearance. He laughed along with them
and then told the one redneck that he had an ugly ass, pregnant wife
standing next to him. He was talking about his buddy. His buddy got
mad and threatened Hawkeye with a pocketknife. Hawkeye laughed
at him and pulled out a machete-sized knife out of his boot. The first
redneck tried to rush Hawkeye, but he caught him in the gut,
disemboweling him. The second redneck got it right through the
windpipe. The bartender pulled out a gun and Hawkeye ran away. He
went back to Jack’s place and holed up until they could get him to the
compound. He’d been hiding there for over a year by the time I came
into the picture. The disemboweled redneck lived, the other one died.
Hawkeye didn’t need anything where he was. He had the creek water
and fire pits, plus all of the weed he could grow, and a small still to
drink out of; he was content. Later in life, I’d run into him at a very
tense time for me.
One night, after work on a Friday, we all got paid and decided
to play some poker that evening. I was always kidded about having so
much money on me (two-hundred-dollars) and not losing any to
them, so I decided to give it a try. I had the basics of it down, but I was
nervous at first. I used to stand on the sideline and watch the adults
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play all the time, so I learned most of the games and how to bet. I got
out twenty dollars and sat in. Call it beginners’ luck because I started
out winning.
What became the final hand for the night came down to me and
another biker. This was a big, hairy guy called Skin. He was hairy all
over except for his head which was bald on top and long hair on the
sides. Skin lost most of his weekly paycheck in our poker game, me
winning most of it. In the last hand, I had a pair of jacks and a pair of
deuces. We had one draw to come. Skin bet all his cash and I called.
After the draw, I pulled another jack, giving me a full house. Skin had
a good hand, too. He had three aces, so he thought I had two pair by
the way I drew one card. He knew he had the winner. When betting
got under way, I bet a hundred dollars. Skin got pissed off. He said I
was trying to buy the pot because everyone could see he had no more
money. He had us wait on him while he ran out to his truck. He came
back in with a chrome-plated, sawed off shot gun. He wasn’t going to
aim it at anyone, but Jack stepped up to him and asked him what he
thought he was doing. He said he was only using the gun to cover the
bet. He placed it on the dining room table and said he called my bet.
When I turned over my full house, he looked like someone shot him
with white paint, then red; he was pissed.
Jack told me to get my money and wait in the living room while
he talked to Skin. I got my money but left the gun lying where it was
at. In the living room, everyone was happy and congratulating me in
kicking everyone’s ass in poker. It felt good, but not so much for Skin.
He had a wife and two kids, and I knew he screwed up by losing all of
his paycheck at poker. I scooped out two-hundred and took it back in
the kitchen. When Skin saw me handing him back some money, he
tried to refuse it, but I pushed it on him. I even gave him his gun back.
He about cried as he got up and hugged me for what I did for him.
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Of course, everyone else wanted their money back, too, but that
wasn’t going to happen. I gave Jack some money to go to the liquor
house to get the adults some liquor, and I gave Betty some money to
go to the grocery market to get us some food to party on. It was a
good night, and I did some good deeds.
We got back to the compound and loaded the tires into the fire
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around the huge fire, like always. No one said a word about the tire
fire, everyone partied.
After that fiasco was over with, me and Ray got into a fist fight.
It wasn’t much for me, but it ended badly for him.
One evening me, Mom, and Ray were standing around a box-
wood heater in Betty and Jack’s living room. It had just snowed for
the first time around my thirteenth birthday. Jack and some of his
men went to the liquor house to get more Jim Beam. Since Caldwell
was a dry county, no alcohol, they had to go to bootleg houses to
purchase alcohol. The only ones at Betty’s house were me, Mom and
Ray; he was too drunk to go with the others, Betty, and all of us kids.
I don’t usually drink any alcohol, but I was out of pot until I
could get to the compound and see Hawkeye, so I had a red solo cup
filled with Jim Beam and Sun drop soda, to sip on. Standing at the fire,
Mom was to the right of me, and Ray was to the right of her. Mom was
tipsy and turned to do something, when she bumped into me, spilling
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her drink down my right arm and leg. I jumped back and called her a
stupid bitch. Ray pushed Mom aside and punched me in the right side
of my jaw. I came unglued. Normally, I was scared to death of Ray. He
was a big, burly dude, outweighing me by at least fifty pounds and
usually carrying a gun. He was “Sergeant of Arms” for the club, so he
had to be armed to protect his “brothers”. For some reason, he wasn’t
armed this evening.
Immediately after his punch, I lit into his face with my own
punches. I hit him so many times, and so fast, all he could do was hold
onto me by my shirt, trying to keep me at arm’s length. I punched and
punched until he was upside down behind a chair, and I had to bend
down, applying more punches to his already battered face.
Mom and Betty were pulling and tugging on me to get off him.
When I got away from him, he staggered up onto his feet and tried to
come at me, but Betty stopped him, telling us to take our fight
outside. That was fine by me, because I was really feeling myself after
seeing Ray didn’t know how to fight. I went out the front door and he
went out the back door.
Betty took me outside onto the back porch and told me to stay
there until Jack got home. I told her I was sorry, and she said not to
worry about it. I was more worried about Jack. I couldn’t beat him if I
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tried. I had seen him fight before, and he was a beast at fighting. Betty
assured me that Jack wouldn’t touch me. She said that she’d tell Jack
how I faced Ray like a man, and how I beat him like one, end of
discussion.
After a while, Jack and the boys came home to find me on the
back porch. Jack could tell something was amiss and asked me what
was up. Betty came out and told him to come inside. After a few
minutes, Jack came outside and asked me to roll up a joint. Since I
didn’t have any, he gave me one of his. I thought he was going to kill
me; I was so scared. Instead, he walked with me down the dirt road
and smoked a joint with me. He told me Betty told him what went
down, and he didn’t blame me at all. He told me I couldn’t live at
Ray’s any longer, and I needed to get my belongings. I was going to
live with him and Betty. I couldn’t believe my luck.
After we came back to the house, Mom and Betty had Ray
loaded up in the car, and they took him to the hospital. I went to Ray’s
and cleared out all my belongings.
I didn’t see Ray or Mom for about a week. Ray came to Jack’s
house for a few minutes, and when he did, I’d go for a walk. I didn’t
want to see him with a mouth full of wires and a face brace. I had
literally kicked his jaw off the hinges. He only had a few jagged teeth
in his mouth, so they had to pierce his gums to implant the wires and
brace to hold his jaw into place. Kicking someone in the jaw with
steel-toed hiking boots will do the trick every time.
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I helped Hawkeye gather up wood (no tires) for the fire pit, and
we got the grounds ready. That evening became my last night in the
hills.
Everyone was partying, raising hell, and doing what they do,
when Jack got to telling the story of the fight between Ray and me.
We were all around the fire, about forty bikers and then some. Jack
loved to tell raucous stories around the fire, so everyone really
wanted to hear this story. Ray was drunk and hee-hawing like a mule.
He’d get plastered and go into some crazy state of mind where he
acted like a mule braying, hee-hawing, and kicking dirt. As Jack
started to tell how I kicked Ray’s ass all over the living room, Ray was
getting pissed off and looking at me with murder in his eyes. Ray was
walking around the fire hee-hawing and kicking dirt, trying to get
closer to me. Jack had his arm over my shoulder, leading me around
the fire, away from Ray, while laughing and telling the story.
Everyone was laughing at him and mimicking his hee-hawing. It
really was hilarious, but I was very nervous. Ray yelled at Jack to give
him another chance to beat my ass, and everyone else yelled that that
was a good idea. Jack asked me if I wanted to beat Ray’s ass again,
and I said, “No!” I wasn’t wanting a spectacle. Ray called me a pussy
and that changed my mind. I told Jack to take Ray’s gun and knife
from him. Ray gave up his weapons to another biker and stalked
towards me around the fire. I squared off with him, and, once again,
he tried to kick me. I swept his kick aside and hit him in the jaw with
a roundhouse punch. He staggered right into the fire pit, falling in. He
came up and out of the pit screaming like a maniac. Parts of him were
on fire as people tried to put him out. Everyone started laughing their
asses off at him. I was laughing, too. He got even more mad and
charged at me, hee-hawing. As he got within striking distance to me,
all I did was step aside, and pushed him right back into the fire. He
fell in headfirst. He came out screaming again. Ha! His hair and beard
were burning off of him and his clothes were in flames. Some people
knocked him down, rolled him around, and poured beer on him to
put him out. I couldn’t stop laughing.
When he was done burning, he screamed for Jack to let him kill
me. Jack took me to Betty and told her to get me the hell away from
there. We went to Betty’s house and had sex for about an hour. Then,
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Uncle Jimmy’s home wasn’t too bad, just small. I had to sleep on
the sofa. My only complaint was that the daughter was very young-
minded, very childlike. She was very pretty, but her demeanor made
me want to big brother her, instead of having sex with her. She had
long, curly, brown hair, big doe eyes, and nice skin. She was a really
nice girl, too. She just looked at me like I was her first crush, and I
couldn’t bring myself to harm her in anyway. Anna, my Uncle Jimmy’s
wife, let me know that if I hurt her feelings, she’d “kill me” … I
believed her.
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to the mall and steal cassettes or just play video games. When we had
the car, we’d go everywhere and see everyone.
One day, he came by the house in his mom’s car. He had some
pot and we smoked it with Anna. She drank wine, and liked to smoke
pot, too. She’d chase her daughter outside while we smoked.
Afterwards, Red and I went cruising.
The next day, she warned me to never show any signs of our
intimacy in front of her daughter, and she promised more sex. I
agreed.
For a few weeks, this episode went on between us. All week
long, mostly nightly, I had sex with Anna. During the weekend, Uncle
Jimmy had her. No one knew anything.
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Red came over and asked if I could go cruising with him. Anna
said, “No problem” as long as I was at her workplace by 5:30 p.m. to
help her clean the business. I agreed and we left. We took off around
3 p.m. and went cruising and smoked some pot. We went all over the
place, just to hang out. After a while, I asked what time it was, but
neither of us had a watch. We pulled into a gas station and found out
it was 5:45 p.m. “Oh shit!” I said. We drove like maniacs to get to her
job site, but she was already done and gone. I knew she’d be pissed.
When we got home, I told Red to leave, and I’d explain to her
our not having a watch. He left. As I stepped into the kitchen, she was
in a screaming fit. Calling me. “A worthless piece of shit” and “a no-
good, ungrateful asshole” I couldn’t believe she was snapping like
that. I tried to explain and apologize, but she wasn’t hearing it. I told
her she was just as bad as Mom, a drunk and a bitch. She grabbed a
cane from the umbrella stand next to the door and attacked me with
it. I grabbed her wrist and twisted it, until she dropped it and I left
the house. She was yelling and screaming about telling my Uncle
Jimmy as soon as he called. I told her, “FUCK YOU, YOU CRAZY BITCH!
Watch what I tell Uncle Jimmy when I see him.” She slammed the
door shut and I never saw her again. I went back to Grandma’s house
and explained that Anna attacked me. Grandma let me move back in.
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Chapter 35
One day, I was riding by myself and came upon the Hickory
Recreation Center. They were taking applications for lifeguard
training and jobs. I loved swimming in all the pools and knew what
the lifeguards did all day…they sat in a chair and watched people
swim. Cool job! I went inside and got an application filled out. As soon
as I was done, a manager took me into an office to interview me. I
told him I was sixteen and worked at a steak house for a few months
but didn’t like it. I was out of school because I wasn’t certain if I
wanted to continue with my education at that moment. I lied, again,
and said I had an elderly grandmother I was helping and living with
and wanted to help her with the bills. He liked me and said he’d call
me in a couple of days to see if he had a slot open for the training. He
made it clear that he only needed a couple of lifeguards; he wanted
hard workers, and confident and personable people, too. I assured
him I was right for the job.
At home, I told Grandma about the job and asked her to lie for
me when the manager called. She said she would, and she did. I got
the third spot for the lifeguard training.
Classes started the following Monday, and they lasted all week.
We got the “crash course” because the rec manager needed to open a
couple of the pools and needed us for those spots. I wasn’t
complaining at all. I breezed through the course and got a temporary
certification and lifeguard permit issued by the city of Hickory.
The other two people in the course were both female college
students from the local college, Lenoir-Rhyne. They both looked like
the butch type of lesbians, but I was later proven wrong. One went to
work at the “big” pool just outside Longview, North Carolina. Me and
Ellen, El for short, got sent to the Ivy Weaver pool, a few blocks from
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Red’s house. It was the exact same park where Red and I robbed the
concession stand all of the time. It was tiny, but I loved it.
I was still having sex with Kathy and Red’s sister, but
eventually expanded to a whole other set of girls. I was meeting them
everywhere. Red, my constant companion, and confidant, was always
laughing at how I handled these girls. I’d flirt with other girls, right in
front of whatever girl I was with. In that instant, I knew whether I
could get sex from a new girl or not. The girl I was with would get
mad, but then act like nothing ever happened. I thought, “Well, why
not flirt and let the one know she could be replaced!” It, somehow,
kept them all coming back. Even knowing I was messing around; they
all came back to me. It tickled Red and my friends.
After a week or so, at the pool, I met a fine, little hottie named
Monica. She was five foot tall and so very sexy. Blonde hair, light
brown eyes and built like a swimsuit model at sixteen years old. She
was sashaying into the pool, and I knew I had to have her. The only
thing that I didn’t know was she had me in her sights, too. A friend of
hers told her about me, and she came to see me with her own eyes. I
was toned and slightly built from the sawmill work and bike riding,
plus I was tanned all over. My long brown hair was fading into
blonde, as well. I became a magnet for the girls; the new “Hot guy” of
the neighborhood. I, also, became a dog later on. HA!
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The next morning, I was there when her aunt dropped her off.
We took a walk around the park and got to know each other more. I
led her to an open part of the park that sat on a hill but was actually
hidden from the houses and neighborhood surrounding it. You had to
be at a certain part of the passing road to actually see us. It was a
perfect spot for outdoor sex. We wasted no time and did what we set
out to accomplish. She was a little nympho, too, and I was smiling.
Every day after work, I’d ride to her aunt’s house to see her.
She lived at her aunt’s because she said her, and her parents didn’t
get along. I could relate. Red would ride along sometimes, too.
We dated most of the summer, but I was still having sex behind
her back. I couldn’t help myself. Two, three, sometimes four times a
day I’d have sex with some female. Sometimes I’d have multiple
partners in one day. I was becoming a nymph-whore myself.
One evening, Red and I went to Monica’s to hang out. Her aunt
had to go out for a while, so Monica and I went straight to her
bedroom and began fucking. During sex, she tried to give me a hickey
on my neck. I pulled away and told her not to do that. She wrapped
her legs around me, and we went back to fucking. She kissed her way
back to my neck and then latched on like a vampire. She sucked, and
pulled, and pawed until I could break her grip on me. I pushed her
across the bed and got up to see what she did to my neck. There was
a huge purple spot on my neck, and I was pissed. She was laying there
naked, laughing at me.
I got my clothes on and headed for the door. She started
screaming and whining for me to come back. She was sorry, she said.
I kept going. Red ran outside as I got on my bike, looking at us, and
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wondering just what the hell was happening. Monica was on the front
porch with a sheet wrapped around her crying and pleading for me to
come back. I said nothing as I got on my bike and left.
The next day, I went and got Red and told him about Monica’s
threat. We knew she had two older brothers, but we weren’t scared,
we were prepared. I loved to fight, so I was anticipating kicking some
ass. Red was, too. We just didn’t know how many “brothers” were
going to show. We got to the pool early and only had to wait a few
minutes before Monica’s aunt’s car pulled up. Her aunt was driving,
and Monica was in the passenger seat. Two guys got out of the back
of the car. Monica got out and told her brothers I called them pussies,
liars, and said I’d beat their asses, not a lie. They looked sure of
themselves, but they didn’t stand a chance. I casually walked up to
the closest brother and kicked him in the face. He fell into the car, and
I continued to rain punches and kicks all over him. All he could do
was ball up and hold on. Red ran around the car to the other brother
and put him in some sort of wrestling move, snapping his arm. He lay
on the ground, screaming as loud as Monica and her aunt. We backed
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off and told Monica to get more “brothers”. They got the two
wounded guys in the car and peeled out of there. I didn’t see Monica
again until the following year. Good Riddance!
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I finished out the summer and had the time of my life. I met so
many girls and women, that it wasn’t funny. El even broke down and
had sex with me one day. She was the biggest girl I ever had sex with
up to that day. I thought she was gay because I’d catch her looking at
girls in skimpy bikinis, but she said it was because she was jealous of
their bodies. I used to tease her about orgasms until one day she
called my bluff. Our manager left early, so it was just her and I to
close down the pool. She gave me all the hell I wanted on a bench in
the men’s locker room. She knew me as the neighborhood
whore/dog, so she made me wear a rubber. The sex was great, but
not all that exciting. We only had sex that one time, but we stayed
good friends.
I went back to the steakhouse that I used to work at, and the
manager gave me another job. This time I was to be a bus boy only.
No sweat! Everyone who was working there the year before was
happy to see me. There were some new people, too, and I got to know
them quickly, especially the hostess.
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During the winter months, I kept ogling Shelly like a lost puppy.
I still did my usual rounds and had a couple of the neighborhood girls,
and a mom, to keep me satisfied. I even had a girlfriend; her name
was Mindy, and she lived a few houses away from Grandma. But
Shelly was the ultimate conquest for me.
I ended up being her first sexual experience, and she told all of
her friends. That led me to having sex with them, too, especially her
best friend Christie. She was a babe but was always stuck-up to me
because I was lower-class, and she was rich. After Mindy told her of
my sexual nature, she was all over me to see if it was true. I ended up
making Christie cry during sex. She had never experienced an
orgasm, and it scared her. Crazy!
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really missed Mindy. She wasn’t wrong, but it was no big deal to me. I
just wanted to have my cake back. The icing was everywhere.
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and I’d better be back at work the next afternoon. I said I’d be there
and felt much better.
The next day was Shelly’s birthday. I went to the local L.T.D
florist and bought a dozen roses and a big heart shaped box of
chocolates. I rode my bike to work, balancing my gift. I hid the roses
and candy inside the meat cooler until Shelly came in to work. The
assistant manager called me into his office and told me he didn’t like
snitches, and I would be fired as soon as he could do it. I told him I’d
be sure to tell that threat to the manager as soon as he came to work.
He chased me out of his office.
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We got to a swing set, and I pushed her for a while, loving life.
When we got done with that, she got up and kissed me long and hard.
We kissed and petted for a while, and she led me to a clearing in the
dark part of the park. We got down in the grass and had slow, loving
sex. She tasted as good as she looked. I was ecstatic. She told me she
wanted to be my girlfriend and didn’t care who knew it.
At home, things were alright, except Uncle Rob kept acting like
a bitch. He’d give Grandma money on Friday and “borrow” it back on
Monday. He’d spend most of his money at the local bar buying his
“friends” drinks. He tried “borrowing” some of the money I gave
Grandma, but she refused him. I told Grandma not to give him any of
the money I gave her for groceries. Uncle Rob got pissed off at me, but
I didn’t care.
For about two weeks, I went around filling out applications, but
I wasn’t really feeling like working. I’d spend most days waiting on
Shelly to finish her classes and then sneak into her all-girl dorm for
sex. I went back to doing B & E’s with my friends, so most days were
free. As long as I kept giving Grandma money, all was well at home.
Shelly never asked me where I got my money, even though she knew
I wasn’t working. After some time, Shelly told me she was going back
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When the momma dog had the puppies, she had them next to a
decline in the back yard. Five of six pups were at the bottom of the
hill, while the red one stayed on top. When I found them, I named the
red one, “King” for “king of the hill”.
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could carry. I liked Mountain Dew and Red liked, Dr. Pepper. Now all
we needed was more thirty-eight shells.
Red asked his mom how we could get rid of some “loose”
change, and she suggested we take it to the bank. We could use their
change-counter and change-roller to bundle them up and exchange
the rolls for cash. DUH! Why didn’t we think of that? HA! We told his
mom we were working part-time for the Hickory Daily Record
loading their newspaper machines. She thought it was great that we
were “working”.
We took our bags of change to one bank and got the teller to
show us how to use the coin separator. We worked on the coins for
over an hour and got close to two hundred in cash from our haul. It
was on after that. We made daily use of the coin separator at two
different banks. We didn’t want the banks to get suspicious. We told
them the exact same thing we told Red’s mom.
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Each and every night, King would run with us. That dog would
have followed me to Hell if I went there.
While in there, I took all the keys off the rack and tossed them
to Red. He went and checked out which machine they opened, while I
looked through the drawers and shelves.
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hold it. That thing weighed a ton. I realized at the last second that I
wasn’t going to be able to hold it, so I jumped back and let it hit the
floor. BAM! CLANG! SLAM! It was loud. We hurriedly carried the
machine away from the room and into some bushes. We got on our
bikes and hauled ass away from there.
I drove around the carwash at least three times looking for the
police and didn’t see any at all. We parked the truck next to the field
with the bushes that the machine was hidden in and got to work. Red
grabbed the one end of the machine, and I grabbed the other. No
sooner than we got it lifted, cop cars came from every direction.
Needless to say, Red and I took off running. Red went one way, and I
the other.
I shot across the field. About halfway across it, I fell into a ditch.
I stretched out in the ditch and pulled weeds and trash on top of me.
Cops were everywhere with flashlights yelling to each other the
direction we ran. King came into the ditch with me, I tried to shoo
him away, but he thought it was a game, or something. Stupid dog, he
laid in the ditch facing me, panting, and trying to lick my face. I heard
one cop tell another to “look for the dog” A cop fell into the ditch
right behind King, startling him and causing him to jump up and start
barking. I got up and ran. I didn’t get far when I was tackled and
handcuffed. King was snarling at the cop who had me, and I had to
call him off before he bit the cop. I told King to go home, and he took
off.
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I was loaded into the cop car and hauled into the police station.
I knew I was in big time trouble.
When he got to use the phone, he called his mom. She was
pissed off, but more worried than anything.
Everyone was mad as hell at me. Red’s mom didn’t want him
hanging out with me, but Red wasn’t hearing that crap. I was his best
friend and even getting into trouble wouldn’t stop that. I had to
tighten up my act a bit and stay home more often. Uncle Jake gave me
fair warning that I’d not have another chance. He’d send me to a boy’s
home if I acted out again. I made sure I was home by night fall and
chilled out on stealing for a while.
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Chapter 38
Uncle Rob had come home one day and told Grandma that he
was going to buy a Harley-Davidson. They argued back and forth
about it: where was he getting the money, and who was selling it, and
why do you want a motorcycle? Grandma wasn’t with Uncle Rob on
him buying a bike. Uncle Rob was a Harley poser; he had all sorts of
Harley gear: t-shirts, vests, boots, and even a patch for his glass eye.
He’d go to bars every weekend dressed in his Harley gear and tell lie
after lie about his Harley lifestyle that was just a figment of his
pathological-lying imagination. To him, buying a Harley was the
ultimate score to fulfill his dream of being a true, blue biker.
When I pulled up to his house, the bike was in the front yard. It
was a nice-looking Chopper, painted dark purple with a long, raked
front end. Sure enough, it had a “for sale” sign on it asking for a
thousand dollars. I knocked on the door and the dude answered. I
asked him if he’d sell his bike to me. He asked me if I had a thousand
dollars and I said, “Hell yeah!” He said he’d sell it to anyone with the
money. I said I’d be right back and pedaled for home.
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let him think anything different. I rode home and had an easy night
watching T.V.
The next morning, after Uncle Rob and Grandma went to work
and Jim and Dan went to school, the guy rode up into the front yard
on my Harley. He gave me the key and the helmet and said to take it
easy. His wife had followed him over, so they drove away.
I got on the bike and took off for Animal’s house. He was
tripping to see me on a full-fledged Harley and couldn’t believe I
bought it. My other friends thought I was insane to be riding it
around with a “lost tag” sign on it, but I didn’t care. What could be
done to me?
When he walked into the yard, he smiled. He had sold his truck
awhile back and was either walking or riding a bike to work these
days. I had several bikes in Grandma’s basement. Anyway, he saw the
bike and went straight to it. I got up and walked over and asked him
how he liked my new motorcycle. He looked at me as if I were
kidding him. He told me to give him the key and quit playing with
him. I took the title out of my pocket and showed it to him. He got
really pissed off and started calling me all kinds of names. Grandma
came outside to stop him from cursing in her yard. She didn’t want
the neighbors to think she had a crazy family. Ha! Uncle Rob told her
that I’d bought the motorcycle out from underneath him. She asked
me how I bought the bike, and I told her I still had money from
working at the restaurant job. Of course, she didn’t believe me and
told me to give Uncle Rob the bike. I told him I’d sell it to him when I
was done having fun with it. He calmed down a bit and asked me to
take it for a spin. Thinking he must already know how to ride a
motorcycle; I gave him the key and the helmet. It was the least I could
do for him.
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He got on the bike, and it took him about five tries to start it up.
He got seated, put it in gear, and shot straight across the road into a
field full of walnut and pecan trees. I used to mow that field for my
neighbor, and I knew that at the bottom sat a small camper that the
neighbor let his grandkids use as a playhouse. Uncle Rob was headed
straight for it. Somehow, he managed to lay the bike down about ten
feet from the camper. I ran into the field, cussing his sorry ass the
whole way. He got up off the ground, checking himself for injuries. I
ran straight for my bike. Uncle Rob was saying, “It jumped into
second gear and shot off like a rocket!” The dumbass: he couldn’t
understand that he had no idea of what he just said. STUPID! We got
the bike back to the front yard and had to clean some dirt and grass
out of some tight spots. Uncle Rob begged me to let him ride it again. I
refused this time. He pulled out his wallet and gave me ten dollars to
ride it again. Well, how could I resist ten dollars?
At the end of the road was a dead end. The asphalt turns into
gravel, and for about twenty yards there are railroad posts buried
vertically across the road. I just knew Uncle Rob was going to kill
himself and destroy my bike.
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I ran down the road calling him all sorts of dumbasses and
idiots. He was visibly shaken. He said he had no brakes. I told him he
had back brakes, only. You have to downshift to slow down.
We got my bike back to Grandma’s, and I got it cleaned up
again. When I got it cleaned, I took off. I left Uncle Rob standing in
Grandma’s front yard, watching me tear up the road and riding a
Harley like it’s supposed to be done.
Later that night, Uncle Rob asked me to take him to his favorite
bar. He wanted me to let him drive it up to the bar, like it was his
bike. I refused; I told him he’d never drive my bike again. He then
asked me to just take him to the bar and let him tell his buddies that
it was his bike. Ha! After he offered me ten dollars, I agreed to go with
him on his lying mission.
That Friday, he got dressed up in his Harley gear and I took him
to his little hole-in-the-wall beer joint. When we pulled up, I got off
the bike and waited for him to get his buddies. About four, long-
haired, bearded guys came out with Rob to look at the bike. He was
explaining how he only paid a thousand dollars for it. He told the
guys that I was his nephew, and I was going to “borrow” the bike for
the evening. Ha! I got on the bike and left them in a roar.
I rode the hell out of that Harley for about six months. Then, I
had Uncle Rob get a loan from the credit union for a thousand dollars
and sold it to him. I didn’t trust him to pay me a hundred a week. He
became a full-fledged Harley owner after that, but not for too long.
The motor blew up in two months.
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I rode my bicycle up the road to the next house. This old lady
let me cut her yard but told me that an old black man was going door
to door offering to do all sorts of yard work for next to the price I was
charging just to cut grass. No sooner had she told me then an old
pick-up truck rolled past, driven by an elderly black guy. She pointed
him out to me, and told me he was really nice and polite, but she
didn’t want to take away my chance at earning some money, too, so
she stuck with me. I thanked her profusely and cut her yard for the
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Later that day, I went to see Red. His mom was still pissed
about our B & E episode, but Red was really the boss of his house.
This kid was as old as I was, but way bigger in body. His mom, dad,
and siblings were all scrawny and puny, where Red was stocky,
muscular, and just big. Making Red angry had its effects at home.
I had arrived at his house, one day, to find him in a rage. He had
his brother all beat to hell on the living room floor, his sister
cowering in the corner, and his mom trying to hold his dad while his
dad slobbered all over her trying to get at Red. Red looked like a
trapped bear, but not really trapped. He reached around his mom to
grab his dad and man-handled his dad up onto his shoulders. Always
the wrestling fan, he spun and slung his dad into a wall. His dad
crumbled onto the floor, moaning, and slobbering unintelligible
words. Red’s mom jumped onto his back long enough for him to flip
her into the same wall and on top of his dad. In seconds, Red had
decimated his family. I had to grab Red and pull him out of there.
After that, his family tried to appease Red. His temper tantrums were
famously dangerous.
Another time he was at the bus stop, and a boy was teasing him
about his red hair. Red scooped him up and slammed him, headfirst,
into the pavement, busting the kid’s head open. As the blood flowed,
Red told him his hair was red, now, too. He laughed like a psycho. You
see why I liked Red?
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The cop stepped away from the neighbor and called me over to
him. He asked me my name, and I told him. He then asked me if I was
the one who flattened all these tires up and down the street. I asked
him why I would do such a thing and the neighbor said it was because
they didn’t hire me this year. The cop asked me again if I did it, but I
told him I had better things to do than flatten a lot of car tires. I was
on my way to get some more customers, as it was. He let me go and I
rode off with the glare of all the neighbor’s evil eyes upon me. Ha!
What a sight! Up and down the whole street, cars were being
tended to; they were trying to fix pinholes or were changing tires.
Red and I flattened every tire of every neighbor that denied me work.
Most cars were parked in the street; those in the driveways had the
most trouble. Ha! It was beautiful to see all those people glaring at me
in an angry mood—served them right.
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Later that day I was heading to Red’s house when that same
cop pulled me over. He made me get off my bike and he searched me.
He said he was looking for an ice pick. That’s what popped forty-eight
tires on twelve vehicles, and he said he believed I was the culprit. I
got pissed off and told him to stop harassing me or I’d report his ass
to his boss. He gave me a warning and let me go.
That night, we got on our bikes with an ice pick for each of us.
We went downtown to have some fun with the police cars.
Red went next, and got two cars done, then I got the last two.
The cop that harassed me, Officer Maynard, got something special for
his car number, fifty-two: I flattened all four of his tires, and took the
ice pick and scraped in the word “Pig” in his car door. Harass me, will
ya?! We fled the scene, got stoned, and went on home.
The next day it was all over the local news stations, “ICE PICK
BANDIT STRIKES AGAIN.” The story told of the neighbor’s cars
getting vandalized, then the cop cars. It was said the cops had a lead
they were looking into. UH-OH!
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I went and got Grandma’s two ice picks and took them into the
basement. At first, I was going to hide them, but then I realized when
the cops came and wanted to search for them, it’d look suspicious to
everyone, including Grandma, that they were gone. She knows she
has two of them, so I did the next best thing…I sanded all the
evidence I could off the picks. I sanded the tines as well as the
handles. I took them back upstairs and washed them and placed them
back in Grandma’s knife drawer among her many knives.
Nothing came from the incident, except for having “MAD DOG”
Maynard on my ass. I gave him that name because he became
relentless in chasing me and my gang. He always followed me when
he saw me out and about on my bike, or he’d stop me and search me
just to harass me. I ended up flattening his car, number fifty-two, tires
two more times after that. Each time, he paid me a visit with threats.
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Chapter 40
On our first trip, we hit the sporting goods store. Red and I
couldn’t believe our good fortune. We got new tennis shoes,
sweatpants, tops, socks, underwear, and any money left in the
register.
I was given my exact same job in the exact same chair. My co-
worker, El, was back, too. The manager told me he had had a few
complaints of me fighting the year before, and I explained to him
about Monica siccing her brothers on me for breaking up with her. I
also explained that she may try to start trouble for me if she shows
up. He understood my plight and said if she did show up, and got out
of hand, he’d ban her from the pool. Cool!
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As luck would have it, yes, she showed up on the very first day.
She strutted in, shaking her fine ass for all the world to see, and
placed her towel next to my tower. I said hello to her to be courteous,
but I was no way looking to settle our differences. She tried to talk to
me, and I told her I had no hard feelings towards her, but I didn’t
really feel like talking to her, either. She got mad and stalked off.
She got her stuff and stomped outside. She went to the side of
the fence, on the outside, close to my stand and kept on harassing me.
The manager had to threaten her with calling the cops if she didn’t
leave.
The next day she was back, but the manager refused to let her
in. My manager came to me and told me about a position in a bigger
pool was available if I was interested. He wanted me to stay with him,
but he could see that she was going to cause more trouble in the
future. If I wanted, he would call the other pool and get me put on the
tower, there. It didn’t take a second for me to make up my mind. I
said I’d love to go.
The other pool was bigger, with more people, girls, and it was
out in the country. I’d have to ride about ten miles to work, but that
was nothing to me. I’d be rid of Monica and have access to different
girls.
The next day, I took off for work a lot earlier than usual to see
just how long it took me. It only took me about an hour to get there.
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playing and having fun, and I even had a couple of girls in full flirt
mode. Then, Monica showed up!
She came strutting in with that look on her face that said,
“Yeah, asshole, you thought you could hide from me?” UN-FUCKING-
BELIVABLE! What was unbelievable was what was trailing her. What
was behind her was the most beautiful girl my eyes ever saw. She
was taller than Monica, with darker hair, dark eyes, and a full,
womanly figure. Absolutely jaw-dropping. She followed Monica right
up to my tower. Monica made some comment about my trying to
have all the smarts by switching pools, but I was tongue-tied. I asked
Monica who her friend was, totally dissing Monica and her statement.
She introduced me as “Tommy, the asshole I told you all about!” Ha!
Her name was Christina.
When our eyes locked, it was love at first sight for me. She
smiled at me, and I melted. I told her not to pay any attention to the
disgruntled ex, and that got another smile. Monica could see that
Christina and I were locked onto each other, so she kept trying to
interfere by asking me stupid questions about our past. I told her if
she didn’t behave herself, I’d get her banned from this pool, too. She
got mad and stalked off. I leaned down and introduced myself, again,
to Christina by taking her hand and shaking it and saying, “Hello,
Gorgeous! My name is Tommy.” She blushed and shook my hand,
telling me, again, that her name was Christina. That began a whole
new reality for me.
I had never felt love before, not from family (except from
Grandpa), nor another person, that made me feel like I was feeling
that day. I felt happy about my life. My world was great, and nothing
could hurt it.
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Every day that she could, she’d be at the pool. Everyone got
word that she was now my girlfriend, so the other “studs” stayed
away. One or two got cocky and I had to stomp them to push the
issue, but mostly we were left alone. Monica came a few times, and it
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ate her up that Christina and I were hugging, kissing, and making
faces at each other all the time. I was even treating Monica like a
stepsister, and she hated that just as bad.
After the pool closed, I’d go to Christina’s house and hang out;
it became my daily routine. We’d hang out on the front porch and just
chill out together. Her mom and dad, and even her brother, liked me.
They’d invite me to dinner almost every night. Before midnight,
Christina’s mom would suggest taking me home, but, always prideful,
I’d ride my bike instead. I’d ride home elated.
The house that her mom lived in was a split house turned into a
duplex. The neighbors had left for a long vacation and had Christina’s
mom keep an eye on their cat, so Christina and I would go into their
apartment and watch T.V., listen to the radio, and make out. It
became our lil’ hide away. Even Red would come over and hang out
with us. Christina smoked pot, too, so we’d get stoned and talk trash
to each other just for laughs.
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and we hung out until Christina and Monica showed up. When he saw
Monica, he smiled. “She’s hot,” he said. I introduced them and they hit
it off immediately. Christina put her towel down at the tower while
Monica and Davey went elsewhere. Monica gave me a mean glare as
she walked away with Davey.
The day went by pretty nicely. Monica and Davey had fun in the
pool and left Christina and me alone. I “worked”, and Christina
sunbathed.
Later that evening, Davey and I rode home. He was elated for
being hooked up with Monica. She threw herself on Davey as soon as
they were alone. He said he couldn’t believe I’d toss something like
her aside, and I warned him that she was a vengeful, spiteful, lil’ bitch,
and for him to be careful. I told him about her two brothers, too. (I
had yet to see either one of them; they were staying with some uncle
for the summer.) He and I talked about the girls, some, and I told him
I hadn’t had sex with Christina at all, just some heavy-petting and
some oral. He told me there was no way I was with a girl and not
fucking her. I assured him; with Christina, it was much deeper than
just sex. He didn’t believe me and laughed it off, saying he’d only give
us another week before I broke down and chased some pussy. I told
him he was wrong and ended that conversation.
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to Davey or anybody else. She said she didn’t believe me. I asked her
where this bullshit was coming from, and she told me that Monica
told her Davey called her last night and told her I told him that.
Monica raced right over to tell Christina. I told Christina I never said a
thing like that, and if she truly believed that shit, then I’d leave. She
said she didn’t know what to believe. On that, I got on my bike and
rode away. She yelled at me to come back and talk, but I kept on
going, I had a mission to fulfill.
I stopped at Red’s house and got him up, telling him what my
plan was. He was all for it. He got up, brushed his teeth, and out the
door we went directly to Davey’s house.
I went into Davey’s room and woke him up. I told him to get up
and come smoke a joint with Red and me outside. He told me to give
him a minute and he’d be right there. I went out on the front porch to
wait on him.
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When we got there, Christina came running out into the yard,
throwing her arms around me. She kept apologizing and kissing me
while I tried to calm her down. Her mom and brother came outside to
tell me how Christina beat up Monica. Red gave them a play-by-play
on how I destroyed Davey. For the rest of the day, we went to the
pool, Christina’s family included. I was in love again. We made love
that night! LOVE!
This lil’ bit of heaven lasted for me until July fourth. All of my
friends were down in the dumps because I had been neglecting them
throughout the summer. They didn’t do any B & Es without my help,
so they were all broke and bored.
One of my friends, A.C., told the fellas that his mom and dad
were going away for July 4th and wanted to know if we wanted to
have a party at his house. Just our crew. I talked to Christina, and she
said I should spend some time with my friends. She was going to the
lake with her family for a cookout. I was invited, but everyone agreed
that it’d be good for me to hang out with my friends. Oh, how fate
works in mysterious ways!
The party started at 5 p.m. We all piled into A.C.’s living room.
The Fly, Tokyo, Black Bobby, Red and then myself. We began to
smoke pot and drink liquor and drop acid. Tokyo found each of us
two hits of microdot. A.C. got his brother, James, to buy us the liquor
and I, as always, supplied the pot. We partied, talked shit, and
jammed out to A.C.’s stereo. By midnight, we were baked and out of
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everything. Our buzzes were wearing off, and we had no idea how to
keep them going.
A.C. spoke up and said his neighbor sold pot! That perked us
up. We asked him to go ask the neighbor if he’d sell us a couple of
joints and he said his neighbor was on vacation. We all got onto him
about bringing his neighbor up in the first place when he replied that
we should break into his house and steal his pot. That made perfect
sense to us, then.
Stoned, drunk, and still slightly high from the acid, we all went
next door to A.C.’s neighbor’s house. As this motley crew’s leader, I
broke into the back door so we could enter. A small dog began
running around and wagging its tail. It was happy to see us. We went
about searching the house looking for anything to steal, especially
pot.
Feeling tired and bored with the way things were progressing,
Red and I told the guys we were leaving. We got our bikes and went
separate ways. At Grandma’s, I put the pillowcase filled with the
stolen items next to my bed on the floor. I passed out.
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she got the doctor. The doctor told me I was “lucky” to be alive. Yeah,
right; I didn’t feel lucky.
I asked Grandma who found me, and she said that about thirty
minutes after I left the house, Christina called. She said she’d call back
every half hour until I got home. Grandma sent Dan to go look for me.
He told her that he saw me head towards to park. He came and found
me asleep. He saw the bottle of Sleep-E-Z sitting next to me, empty,
and raced to tell Grandma. They called an ambulance and saved me.
FATE! Ha!
I got ahold of Christina and we both cried our eyes out. She
made me promise that I wouldn’t try to kill myself again. We talked
and talked about our future plans, her coming back next summer and
maybe even not going back to South Carolina. She gave me hope. We
made a lot of promises and declarations, but my ways weren’t strong
enough to hold on. A.C. went to another town to live for fear of me…I
hate a snitch!
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Chapter 41
Going back to school was crazy to me. It was like stepping into
a place that you just knew you didn’t belong, and you became wary of
everyone around you. The only friends I had in school were Red and
Mindy, the girl that lived up the street from Grandma’s, and my
cousin Angel. Red was glad to see me. Mindy acted like I was her
boyfriend because all of the girls wanted to know who I was. Angel
was happy to see me but shied away because of Red’s and my
reputations. She was a cheerleader and didn’t want to be seen with
the poor kids.
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Me, Red, Nate, and Rusty started hanging out during breaks,
and even sometimes after school. We smoked pot together and had a
lot of the same philosophies. Red lived across town, so he’d ride the
bus and have to go home each evening, but Nate and Rusty lived close
to school, so we’d all three walk home. I’d have my bike, so I’d just
push it.
I had these two lives going at the same time. During the day, I’d
hang out with Nate and Rusty just to chase girls. Some evenings, I’d
hang out with them at Rusty’s place. Other evenings, I was out
stealing with my friends and hanging out with Robby.
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James looked like Red except he had blonde hair, same build,
and same mentality. He loved to fight, too. He also had a job and a car.
James and I went to Yesterdays to see our girls. His was coming
out later on. Amy was supposed to be there when I got there, but she
wasn’t. We waited about thirty minutes and then drove over to
Rusty’s house to see if they were coming. To my surprise, Amy’s car
was parked at Rusty’s apartment. I got out of James car and knocked
on the door. Loud music was jamming inside, so I tried the knob. It
was locked. I knocked louder. The door was opened by one of Nate’s
friends, Antwan: a tall, skinny, black kid from school. Antwan asked
me what I wanted. I looked past him and saw a black girl on the sofa
trying to cover herself with a sheet. I told him to step aside while I
went and got my girlfriend. He said he couldn’t do that. Then, I
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punched him in the face, knocking him back into the apartment. The
black girl screamed bloody murder. I ran into the apartment,
stepping over Antwan. He collapsed when I hit him, and his nose was
pouring blood. I yelled out Amy’s name. I heard a bumping noise
upstairs and went up the stairs. Rusty and Nate were both standing
there with no shirts on. I tried to run up the stairs, but Antwan had
gotten up and grabbed me around my waist, yelling for Nate and
Rusty to come help him. At that moment, James came in with a ball
bat and hit Antwan in the back. Once again, he collapsed. I ran for the
stairs. By the time I got up the stairs, Nate and Rusty had climbed out
a back window onto the back-porch roof. I last saw them running
across back yards.
I told James to go get another ball bat out of the car. Being punk
rockers meant having to battle rednecks and anyone else who didn’t
like us. We loved ball bats as weapons. Besides, there were no laws
about possessing a bat.
I told Antwan and his girl to leave, and me and James went to
work on destroying Rusty’s apartment. We smashed everything. Amy
ran out of the house screaming that we were crazy. It didn’t take but
about five minutes and we were done. We loaded up our ball bats and
went back to Yesterdays to party.
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be in the mall area, bright and early, and acting nonchalant. I didn’t
want Nate and Rusty to know I had some backup.
The next morning, I got to school a bit early. Nate and Rusty
were already there. They had about five dudes with them, but when I
looked around and saw about ten of my friends standing around…no
problem!
I glanced up and saw a circle around me. The dudes I called had
called their friends, too, and as soon as I took off on Rusty they
encircled us, not letting Rusty’s friends through. I looked back down
at Rusty and smiled. I hit him again and again. The next thing I knew;
I was being grabbed. I didn’t know who it was, so I swung my right
arm backwards and elbowed a teacher right in the head. He fell on his
ass, holding his nose. I got off Rusty, and the crowd parted to let more
teachers and staff through. The principal told me to follow him to his
office while the school nurse looked over Rusty and the teacher.
When the cop talked to Rusty, he had told him that I blatantly
attacked him. When the cop asked me what took place, I told him it
was over a girl. The cop told me that was what someone else told him.
Apparently, other people gave their story, too. The cop asked the
teacher if he was pressing any charges, and he declined. The
principal, realizing it was just a fight over a girl, just suspended me
for three days with a warning of expulsion if I had any more fights in
his school. My record was atrocious.
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When I was led out of the office, instead of going out the front
door like the cop did, I went out into the mall area again. The side
door leads to the bike rack, so I had to go that way. There were
people milling around, here and there, and I got a quick chance to
thank some of my friends who had my back. As I was walking out the
vestibule doors, there stood Nate with his back to me. He had some
girl penned in by the wall, talking to her. I walked up to him, tapped
him on the shoulder, and punched him in the face as soon as he
turned and saw it was me. As soon as he dropped to the ground, I
started kicking him. The girl ran screaming for help. After a few well-
placed kicks, I looked over my shoulder and saw a bunch of people
coming through the vestibule doors. They looked black to me, so I ran
down the steps leading to the parking lot and took off across the lot.
As I ran, weaving in and out of cars and looking over my shoulders
for any pursuers, a red Mercury Capri 5.0 pulled up, and a kid yelled
for me to get in. I got in.
I didn’t tell Grandma that I got suspended from school, but she
found out anyway. The principal called her and told her I was
expelled for the rest of the year for jumping on Nate five minutes
after being suspended for beating up Rusty. I was banished back to
alternate school, which I refused to go back to. I told Grandma I
would go back to the alternate school just to shut her up.
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By day, I’d meet Billy at the park, and we’d go cruising and
smoke pot. I’d case places that I planned to rob, and Billy thought I
was the coolest thing. He never knew a rogue, and my habits were
exciting to him. He had lived a sheltered life until he turned sixteen
and was given a brand-new car. Now we could roam, and roam we
did.
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Chapter 42
His wife was an ugly, lil’ woman named Tina. She made up for
her ugliness with a fine body. From the neck down, she was built.
They lived in a duplex with two young children.
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as could be, except for her face and teeth, but I couldn’t help myself
from visualizing myself having sex with her.
That Friday, me, Black Bobby, Billy, Red, and “The Fly” went to
Bruce’s place. Robby couldn’t make it due to having to work. Bruce
had a big cooler loaded up with freshly made P.J. and a salad bowl full
of pot, waiting on us. Party time!
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and saw that they were both serious. I told Bruce that I thought I was
too drunk and really didn’t think it was a good idea. I was still unsure
of the situation. He laughed and said it was no big deal. They were
“swingers”, which meant his wife chose men to have sex with and he
chose the women. The reason he didn’t have us not invite girls over
was because Tina was going to choose a guy to fuck her that night; his
gift to her. She’d been watching me and wanted to have sex with me.
She took me by the hand and led me to the bedroom.
Of course, I had to tell the fellas. They didn’t believe me, but the
more I described it to them, they finally believed. They told me to
keep fucking his wife. I kept the “gang-bang” episode to myself.
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I got there anxious. I didn’t even know who the girl was, having
never met her, but she was a beauty of a girl. About twenty-two and
full-figured. We all smoked a couple of bowls, and Tina came over to
me and sat on my lap. She started pawing at my pants. The other girl
did the same to Bruce. In no time at all, we were all naked and the
girls were giving us head. Tina told the other girl, Beth, to switch with
her. I got up and had Beth bend over while I mounted her. Tina and
Bruce were doing their thing while watching me and Beth. Then it got
really crazy; Tina laid down on the living room floor and told Beth to
squat on her face. I was told to have Beth give me head while Bruce
got down and started munching on Tina. We flipped the girls all over
the floor. I came once and watched them until I got hard again. I
rejoined the foray. When we were all spent, I got dressed and left.
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The next day, I got all my friends over to Robby’s for a meeting.
I told them all of what had been going on and how it ended. Black
Bobby and The Fly said they wanted to go and be his slaves if it
meant they could fuck Tina and Beth. I told them to go to Bruce’s and
ask him. The Fly got scared, but Black Bobby wasn’t. We watched as
he went over to Bruce’s place to see if he could join the fun. Bruce
chased him away with a baseball bat. We laughed like mad men.
Black Bobby said that Bruce told him if any of my friends came
around him or his girls, he’d kill them. Well, Bruce just threatened my
gang, and I couldn’t have that, could I?
It was late when they finally came home. All of the lights came
on in the apartment, but they didn’t call the cops.
The next day, Bruce called me. He said he knew I broke into his
apartment and did what I did and took what I took. He said he was
going to kill me the first chance he had. Ha! A challenge! Tommy Kaos
loves a challenge!
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Two weeks later, he and Tina moved away. I never saw them
again. The girl who lived across the street from Bruce moved shortly
thereafter. I guess knowing that they had sex with a minor scared
them off. See ya later!!
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Chapter 43
When the day of court arrived, his mom dropped all of the
charges. We were all in court and she told the judge that she realized
everything was caused by a girl, and she wasn’t willing to ruin my life
due to my and her son’s petty misunderstandings. The judge asked
her if she was willing to pay the court cost, and she said she would.
Talk about surprised! I guess my threats about killing him and his
mom did the trick. I had made numerous calls to him and told him the
next step was death if I was prosecuted. God knows I was kidding, but
I guess Rusty thought I was serious. He talked his mom into dropping
all the charges.
I saw Rusty about six months later; he moved, and I hadn’t seen
him for a while. He changed schools, too. One day, James and I passed
him going down Hwy 127. We did a U-turn and went in hot pursuit. I
was in one of those moods to just kick some ass, and Rusty drove by.
Good luck for him and me.
Back at home, things were getting tense. Uncle Rob made snide
comments about how Grandma had been “feeding my sorry ass”
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while I roam the streets. I’d argue with him saying I was in school all
day, only for him to inform me that he called the alternate school and
they told him I haven’t even enrolled yet.
I’d been going to Robby’s place every day and chilling out. I’d
plan a few burglaries, listen to some Led Zeppelin and Black Sabbath,
and get stoned. There wasn’t much else to do during the day.
Everyone was either at school or work. Grandma told me I needed to
go to school or get a job. I said I’d find a job.
Every day at Grandma’s was a pain in the ass. Uncle Rob would
get mouthy and start an argument with me, and Grandma always
took his side. It didn’t matter that I gave her twenty to forty dollars a
week from my burglaries and Uncle Rob only gave her twenty-five.
He’d borrow that back before each weekend was over, due to his bar-
hopping ways. But I was the troublemaker. What I thought was
Grandma would give me some leeway here and there because of the
money I gave her. I NEVER asked her for any money back, like Rob
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floored. Once again, I was kicked aside like trash and was to blame
for something I didn’t start. FINE! I got my things together and left.
Uncle Rob tried talking to me, but I told him to go FUCK himself as I
walked out of the house. I got my bike and went to Kathy’s house.
I stayed the night making love to Kathy. I had no idea where I’d
stay, but I knew I couldn’t stay with her because her son’s father
wouldn’t allow that. I figured I’d camp out at Robby’s or Reds.
Later that day, I went to Robby’s and asked him if I could crash
on his sofa and he said, “No problem.” We had discussed finding a
two-bedroom apartment already, so this just made us look more
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After every lunch hour, I was to vacuum the place and clean out
the restrooms. Usually, everyone who worked in the place would
leave, and I’d be all alone. I took full advantage of this time. I’d
vacuum and clean, but I’d be tapping into the cash registers, too. A
twenty here, a twenty there, plus I’d steal bottles of liquor, steaks,
and shrimp, and put them into trash bags and into the dumpster.
When my shift was over with, I’d get the trash bag out and ride home
with my bounty. Robby and my friends loved to drink, so the alcohol
came in handy. I ended up stealing almost twenty bottles of liquor by
the time I got caught stealing from the register.
This day was like every other. I’d come to work, wash dishes
through the lunch crowd, and then everyone would leave until
dinner. I was told to clean the place up. No problem! I’d vacuum until
I was sure everyone was gone, and then I’d hit the dining room
register for fifty dollars. Next, I’d hit the bar register for twenty
dollars. I’d load a couple bottles of liquor into a trash bag and go
place them in the dumpster. Then I’d continue cleaning like nothing
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This lasted for two days. The waiters and waitresses were
mumbling about how “the thief was caught” every time I came
around. They looked at me like I was a pariah and looked snotty. I
was ready to punch someone, so I walked out. I went home and never
went back to the restaurant. The cook came by with my last paycheck
a few days later. He asked me why I quit, and I told him. He wished
me luck and left.
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We took them and tossed them into the closet to make room for our
rock posters. Anyway, this closet had thin paneling as walls. I pulled
aside the paneling to find a huge empty space in the roof. I put the pot
into the empty space and replaced the paneling. We put the sofa right
back in front of the door and no one was the wiser. Just me, Robby,
and Billy knew of my stash spot.
I called the trucker and got two more bags. We met, I gave him
a grand and he left. I grabbed the trash bags and me and Billy headed
home. At the apartment, we opened one bag and began separating it.
When we were done, we opened the other. It was full of 7-Eleven
trash. OOOPS! WRONG BAG! We raced twenty miles to the 7-Eleven
to find the bag of pot. I dove into the dumpster. The second bag was
way in the opposite corner of the dumpster. It had rolled into the
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The next night, I did the same thing. I called Dominos for five
pizzas all the way. The same guy arrived and asked me about the
checks. I told him it was my girlfriend’s checks. He looked at me long
and hard, and then asked me if I knew anyone he could buy some pot
from. I just smiled and asked him what he wanted. He said he only
had a few dollars, so I took him to my place and introduced him to
Robby and Donna. I sold him a couple of joints and informed him I
could sell him anything he wanted. He asked me if I’d trade pot for
pizza. I said, “Sure, as long as I got a good deal.” He explained that
Dominos always has extra pizzas close to 10 p.m., by shifts end, and
they give them to the drivers. How many pizzas did I want? I told
him to bring five pizzas each day, and I’d give him five joints. He
agreed.
True to his word, he came over with five large pizzas and I gave
him five joints. That went on for a couple of weeks. I was calling over
my friends, giving pizza away, daily. I’d freeze pizza for future use,
too.
The railroad tracks run right through Hickory and are used by
lots of people as a kind of path to get to various parts because it’s
quicker than walking sidewalks. Behind my apartment is a small
furniture factory with tracks running right behind it. The Fly was
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walking from his house to mine via the tracks, when he saw the pizza
guy talking to Mad Dog; that got my attention.
That night, when the pizza guy showed up I asked him why he
was talking to Mad Dog. He said he had gotten a speeding ticket, and
Mad Dog was harassing him. Not knowing if I believed him or not, I
told him I didn’t have any more pot and didn’t want any more of his
pizzas. He could see I was accusing him of snitching, but he left
without my having to kick his ass.
When it was all over and they finished searching, all Mad Dog
could do was write me a ticket for marijuana and marijuana
contraband because in those days it was a petty misdemeanor for
getting caught with less than an ounce. The cops bagged up the items
they were taking and left. Mad Dog said, “See ya in court, Tommy
Kaos!” I guess the pizza guy even learned of my nickname.
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As soon as they left, we got some pot out of the stash and went
back to smoking. We laughed and laughed because we knew the
ticket and summons to court would be a waste of time.
The next night, me and a few of my friends paid the pizza guy’s
home a visit. We painted, “Snitch”, “Rat”, and “Dick Eater” on the front
of his house and poured gallons of paint all over his car with the
Domino’s sign on top.
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Chapter 45
Robby got all excited. He said, “Dude, let’s start a band. You
sing, I’ll play lead guitar and let’s look for a drummer and a bassist!”
Not to be left out, Black Bobby wanted to be the bassist. He could play
rhythm guitar, so going to a bass guitar wouldn’t be too hard for him.
I thought it was just a “stoned-idea” until the next day. Robby went
and put an ad in the newspaper for a “hard-rock drummer”. He was
serious.
A few dudes came over wanting to jam for us, but we had
nowhere to jam but our lil’ apartment. The neighbors were cool with
us, but there was no way we’d get away with a drum set being beaten
upon. We had to find a place to practice. We looked in the trusty
newspaper.
A couple of places were for rent, but not to our liking. We found
a great spot above the cab company. It was housed on the bottom
floor of a two-story building, downtown. The owner of the cab
company wanted to rent the place just to have someone to clean it up.
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All that week we cleaned our studio up and got our spot to jam
in just right. The place had huge windows, so we opened them to air
the place out. We had Billy help us get our “newly acquired” speakers
to the place, and Robby, Black Bobby, and I began to practice songs
we thought I’d be good at singing. By Saturday morning, we had
about ten songs down.
I told the cab manager what the plan was, and he was fine with
it as long as it didn’t disturb his business or the cabs coming and
going. I informed him that some of my friends may need a cab, plus
they’ll be buying sodas and food from the snack bar that was also
part of the building. “As long as we didn’t disturb his business”, he
said.
That evening, the parking lot was full. All of my friends showed
up, plus people from school and some from local bars. We started
jamming at 6 p.m. and rocked the place for over an hour. I was in a
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zone of being a rock star and loving it. The parking lot couldn’t see
into the area we were playing, but they could sure hear us. They were
cheering and clapping for us, wanting more. We smoked a couple of
joints and drank some drinks and then played the songs over again.
Now it was time to go in search of a gig.
The owner was a short, fat guy named Bear. He was a biker and
a pool hustler, and his bar was in the basement of a restaurant. It was
small, but attracted lots of bikers, rowdy’s, whores, and pool hustlers.
Bear had a couple of raggedy pool tables for the bar patrons, but he
had a nice one petitioned off for the big spenders.
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We told everyone where our first gig was and got ready for our
first show. We put a few more songs together and only had to wait for
Friday to arrive.
I got on the little stage, and we kicked it off with “Big Balls”, my
favorite song. The place erupted. We jammed out about ten songs and
took a break. The cheering and applause was almost as deafening as
our music. People loved us.
After our second set, I was grabbed by the hand and taken
outside by some biker chick. She wanted to “Smoke my joint”. Ha! I let
her, too. We hung out ‘til 2 a.m. I got drunk, stoned, and laid at some
girl’s apartment. I didn’t awaken until almost 3 p.m., the next day.
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This girl was a hard rocker’s dream come true. She showed up
at Bear’s wearing tight spandex pants and a halter top. Her nipples
were erect, for the whole world to see. She had flaming red hair and a
very beautiful face. She became glued to the front of the stage, and I
sang every song to her. When our first set was finished, she pulled me
out of the bar and smoked a joint with me. After introducing herself
to me, she blatantly told me that I would be going home with her that
night, and I accepted. After some heavy kissing and heavy petting, I
went back inside to jam out.
After the last set was over, we left the bar in her car. She drove
me to her apartment in Fox Run Apartments where we tore at each
other’s clothes until we were naked. She tasted good all over. I got all
I could handle out of Lisa. She made it a point to be at my side at
every show. All the other girls would still sneak glances my way,
letting me know they were available if I wanted them. But Lisa was
enough for me, until she turned crazy on me.
One night, she got loud and demanding, and I told her to go to
hell. She screamed and cursed me out until I had the bouncer get her
outside. She tried to slap me, but I dodged her blow. When she called
me a whore, I threw it back in her face. She got upset and left. It all
started because I smiled at Bear’s daughter, Aimee.
Aimee was about my age, fourteen, and looked like Bear: short,
fat, and ugly; she didn’t think she was ugly, though. She dressed like a
little slut, always trying to entice me and others, but we were all nice
to her because of her being Bear’s daughter. No one wanted to touch
her, but in her mind, everyone wanted to fuck her. Ha! Crazy bitch!
Later that night, I smoked a joint with Aimee, and sure enough,
she wanted to give me some pussy. I told her, politely, that I don’t
cheat on my girlfriends, but she insisted that I get some of her pussy. I
politely refused again. She got mad and stomped off.
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The next day, as I was setting up for the evening show, Bear
called me aside. He said that he heard I was good at shooting pool,
and I admitted that I had grown up in bars and had played pool quite
a bit. He challenged me to a game on his pool table, five dollars a
game. “Why not?” I said.
Bear got out his four-piece stick and I grabbed the straightest
stick out of the rack. I won the toss to break. I ran a few balls, and
then missed one. He ran a few, and then I cleaned the table. He lost.
We bet again. This time he doubled the bet and I won again. I saw, as
he got madder, he got sloppier. I broke the rack, ran a few balls, then,
scratched out. He ran a couple and missed. My turn again, I ran the
table clean. Out of nowhere, he asked me about his daughter, and that
totally blew my concentration. I asked him what about his daughter,
and he said she liked me, and she wanted to date me. I told him I had
a girlfriend and he got nasty, saying Lisa was nothing but a whore. I
said, “Maybe so, but she’s my whore and finer than any female that
comes into this place.” He took that to mean his daughter and his wife
(both hogs). I told him I wasn’t trying to be disrespectful, but I’m not
wanting to date his daughter. He got mad and told me to get all my
gear and “get the fuck out of my bar, before I beat your ass!”
Animal and I drove up the road about four blocks to Pat and
Bill’s place. They had a pool hall with video games and pinball
machines, plus they had a grill and served hamburgers, hot dogs, and
French fries. It was run by a very nice couple (Pat and Bill) who ran
credit lines for people and would open all the games up for free on
Thursdays. We stopped to grab something to eat but ended up talking
Bill into letting us set up our equipment and jam there that evening
for free. Bill was all for it.
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The next day, Bill told me he’d give me two hundred dollars a
night and all we could eat and drink to play at his place each
weekend. I agreed. For about two months we kept the place rocking.
We used our daytime to practice new songs, or just to hang out at Pat
and Bill’s. Reggie, the bouncer, was a very good friend of mine. He
taught me how to kick properly and how to use my fists, palms, and
knees as well.
The following Friday, Bear came to Pat and Bill’s trying to hire
us back. When he pulled up in his vintage pickup truck, I knew what
he was coming for. I went and got Reggie to go out to talk to him with
me.
Lisa kept acting crazy; one night she’d love me, and the next
night, she’d want to kill me. I ended that shit. Donna was the only
constant bed companion who didn’t want anything, other than a good
fuck and someone to hug up to in the morning. She’d be gone by
lunch each day.
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Donna had a connection for some good microdot acid. She had
traded a couple ounces of weed for a hundred hits of purple
microdot. We decided to have a party and invite everyone we knew
who did acid. We’d charge five dollars a hit, and I’d supply dollar
joints or dollar bowls. I wanted to at least try to recoup some of my
money.
Mike never did acid before, so I gave him three hits to put him
in a zone. I told Donna not to give him anymore, but she never
listened to me anyway. Before the night was through, she sold him
ten more hits.
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The next day, Sunday, was the exact same with him. I was
tempted to send him to the hospital, but we thought he’d come down
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Manny, or I could do. I sat with him until bedtime and got up the next
morning to see him in his usual spot, still loopy. He had told me he
had to go home and check on his cat. I told him that was a good idea
and asked him if he knew where home was. He did.
Things quieted down a bit until Mike found out he wasn’t going
into the Marines. They didn’t want him due to his mental loss. My
bad, Bro!
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A lot happens to me during this year. I’m fifteen years old and
heading for a catastrophe, with no one there to stop me or guide me,
just me and my soul. Hang on!
On the way over, he told me that Sandy was his girlfriend, and
Carla could be with me. Well, after introductions were over with,
Sandy couldn’t stop talking to me. Carla was the quiet one, and Sandy
was talkative. I asked the girls if they wanted to go on a date, and they
went and asked their parents. Sam and I were called into the house.
Their mom was just as beautiful, and their dad was a big, burly, biker.
They said they’d let their daughters go with us if we promised to have
them home safely by midnight. No problem!
All through the movie, Carla held my hand and talked. Sandy
didn’t watch much of the movie due to her looking back at us and
joining our conversations. Sam was all alone to watch the movie.
When the movie was over, we drove the girl’s home. I got out of
the backseat with Carla, and she gave me a light kiss, thanking me for
the date. Sandy didn’t kiss Sam at all. Before they went inside, Sandy
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took me by the hand and led me into her house. She asked her mom if
it would be alright for me to come over to see them sometimes, and
they had no problems with it. On our way out of the house, Sandy
whispered to me that on our next date, not to bring Sam. Bring
someone for Carla. Ha!
On our way back to my place, Sam asked me what was said, and
I told him. He was pissed, but what could he do? He left the
apartment, and I never saw him again.
The next day, I got Billy to drive me to the twins’ house. Sandy
came up to me and gave me a kiss right in front of Carla. She said she
and Carla had discussed it, and Sandy wanted me instead of Carla. I
asked Carla if that was true, and she said, “Yes!” I could tell she was
lying. She just gave in to Sandy. We got permission to go “cruising”
with the girls. Sandy got in the back seat with me, and Billy was in
stunned heaven with Carla.
We dated the twins for a few months. Billy never got past
second base with Carla while I was trying to get Sandy pregnant.
Their mom and dad were in a bad, tragic bike wreck. Their dad
died and their mom was paralyzed from the waist, down. The twins
were devastated. So was I. They were supposed to go live with their
aunt, but she was a drunk, and they didn’t want to live there. When
their mom gained consciousness, she asked me to keep her daughters
safe until she came home. Sandy slept with me, and Carla slept on the
sofa.
They stayed with me for two months, while their mom got
herself a place to settle in. The house they were living in was a rental.
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With the insurance money from the wreck and their dad’s death, she
bought a piece of land and a mobile home, fitted for wheelchair
ramps. The twins went back with their mom when she was ready.
Billy and I dated the twins exclusively throughout the year. Carla still
didn’t give it up. Can you say blue balls?
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Chapter 48
I hadn’t seen Mom and May since I left Mountain View. I was
isolated from them all this time not knowing where they were. Mom
said her and Wade had gotten married. Husband number four.
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I hollered and yelled and told them I’d kick their asses out if
they didn’t do as I say. I took the beer and made Robby go to his room
and drink. Wade apologized, Mom cussed, and May laughed. Mom
knew I wouldn’t kick her out, but it was sweet revenge to be able to
scold her ugly ass. I gave her fair warning.
Just as I thought, two days later, she was hammered. She got
into one of my liquor bottles from the shelf. I came in from work, saw
her drunk, and went directly to her pile of trash bags full of clothes. I
picked up a bag and carried it outside to the Plymouth. I opened the
trunk and stuffed it inside, then I went back for another.
I had been driving the car to work and around town, already.
Wade had signed the title over to me, so I considered it mine. Mom
went to screaming all sorts of crap…… “I gave birth to you!”, “You owe
me!”, “You’ll not keep the car!”, “May stays with me, not you!” Wade
asked me what I was doing, and I told him I was going to take them to
a place and rent them a room for a week. I would pay the rent. He
apologized for Mom, and I told him I fully understood. She was a
dumbass who thought the world owed her everything. FUCK HER! I
owed her NOTHING!!!
The next day, May wasn’t in my apartment. Mom came and got
her. I kept the Plymouth for a couple of months. I’d go steal five
gallons of gas a night from a local furniture factory truck. One night, I
got gas from another truck. It was diesel and ended my driving fun. I
sold the car for fifty dollars to a junk dealer after that.
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After a couple of days went by, with no word from Uncle D.J., I
called to see what was up. He informed me he already got his share of
the pot the day before. I told him to call the dude and see where my
share was at. I called back in an hour, and he told me that the dude
said he’d have to go back for two more pounds in a couple of days
and I’d get mine then. “NOT GOOD ENOUGH for me!” I said. I went to
the dude’s house.
The dad told me the same sob story about how “his connection
only had two pounds and would get him two more in a couple of
days.” He’d have to go back to Gainesville and pick it up. I asked
where the one-third of the first two pounds was at. He said he gave
Uncle D.J. his pound, and he kept a pound. I demanded my eleven
ounces. He got upset and told me I had to leave. He went and got a
gun to show me he meant business. I asked him if he was robbing me,
and he said he’d have my share in a couple of days. I left.
The next day was a work and school day. I knew the father was
a foreman for the City of Hickory, and his son went to school, so when
Billy came over, we went to work on my plan.
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I split everything with Billy. We took the T.V.s, VCR, and the
stereos to a fence named Henry. He lived right next door to a Hickory
City cop. That gave Henry all sorts of information. We sold Henry
everything, including the guns. We had taken an old W.W.II rifle,
complete with Bayonet. Henry took all of the guns into his basement
where he had a mini, homemade shooting range. He fired all of the
guns to see if they were good. The only one that didn’t have bullets in
it was the W.W. II. Rifle. Henry told me if I could find a bullet for the
rifle, and it fired okay, he’d give me five hundred dollars for it. I said
I’d check around for one. He gave me a few hundred dollars for
everything else and I left.
Billy and I discussed it and knew that bullet had to have been
overlooked in the guy’s bedroom. We’d wait a couple of days and go
back. I’m always brazen, if not persistent.
The next day, Uncle D.J. came over and accused me of robbing
the guy’s house. I admitted to him that “Yep, it was me.” He asked
why I did it and I told him how the guy acted towards me when I
went over to ask him about my share. He pulled a gun on me, and I
had to do something. He said the guy was going to put a bounty on
my head if he didn’t catch me and kill me himself. I told him to tell the
guy where I lived and to tell him I still had his guns. (NOT!) Uncle D.J.
got mad and left.
A couple of guys from high school came over to buy some pot
and they gave me the same story; the dad came home, saw the door
kicked in and called the cops. There weren’t any fingerprints left
behind, but the neighbor said he saw Billy’s car leaving the area with
a male passenger that looked just like me. Well, I wonder! I told them
it wasn’t us.
The very next day, we pulled the same exact routine. We broke
back into the guy’s house and stole even more stuff. No dope or
money, but another gun and another T.V., and VCR. We hit the freezer
and the fridge again, too. Ha! No bullet, though.
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Weeks went by and not a word from the father and son. I put
them out of my mind and moved on.
A court date arrived for the minor pot bust from what “Mad
Dog Maynard” did on us. I went to the courthouse with seventy-five
dollars in my pocket and a smile on my face. Not to forget, a rental
lease from our apartment. As I entered the courthouse, I saw a black
guy in a nice suit holding a briefcase. I stepped up to him and asked
him if he was a lawyer. He said, “Yes!” I explained my case to him and
asked him what he would charge to handle an offense like mine. He
asked me how much money I had on me. I told him, and he agreed to
represent me. I paid him and we went into court.
The kid was in court for a traffic ticket, and he said he was
good. He didn’t want any trouble from me. Good for him!
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Chapter 49
I guess you know Lisa showed up. She still looked like the
hottest girl in the room. She saw me and headed straight for me. I
acted indifferent towards her because I didn’t want the trouble that
she caused me. She flirted with Will, but he didn’t pay her any
attention. His girlfriend, Diana, was close by and just as hot as Lisa. I
got Will alone and warned him about Lisa. He said she’d been stalking
him for weeks, and I told him she wasn’t worth his time.
Later that evening, I met a hottie named Liza. She was drunk
and pawing all over me. I asked Will for a room to use, and he sent me
to his sister’s room. I took Liza to it, and we did our thing. Afterwards,
she disappeared on me. Will said her parents came and got her.
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Since I don’t drink, I was the only sober person still standing at
3 a.m., so I found a spot to crash out and went to sleep.
The next day, we hung out by the pool. Jenni and Diana came
out in bikinis. Later on, Lisa came over, too. Diana and Jenni didn’t
like Lisa; you could tell by how they were looking at her. Jenni saw
how Lisa was comfortable talking to me and she got jealous, and she
went inside. Will pulled me aside and told me his sister had a crush
on me, and for me to please not hurt her feelings. Apparently, she had
some depression issues as a child. WOW! The crazy women I attract.
Will asked me what went on, and I told him his sister wanted
me in a bad way, but I wasn’t going to hurt her. He thanked me, and
we continued to hang out for a few weeks. He’d bring Diana to my
place to hang out with me, Robby, and Sandy, and I’d go to his place,
sometimes.
One day, I went to Will’s and he and his sister were arguing and
screaming at each other. His sister accused him of being
overprotective and destroying her relationships. He kept saying he
was chasing off the assholes that just wanted in her panties. She
yelled back that she wanted them in her panties. Will slapped her and
she ran upstairs, crying. I didn’t know what to do. Will got upset with
himself for hitting her and told me to go and talk to her. I went up to
her room and she refused to let me in. I shouldered the door open
and sat on the bed next to her. She was still crying when she leaned
into my arms. Poor kid! She cried about Will not letting her have any
boyfriends, that she wasn’t a virgin and how he acted like a warden. I
let her know that Will was just trying to protect her from guys like
me. That he was doing his brotherly thing, and she should be
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thankful. That guys like me were users and dogs that would only
break her heart. She didn’t want to hear it.
I left her and went and talked with Will. He thanked me for
talking to her and I sent him upstairs to apologize and talk to her. Ha!
Me, the family counselor!
Needless to say, I did have sex with his sister. Another drunken
party at Will’s was all it took. Jenni kept me locked in her room for
hours, she definitely wasn’t a virgin. Will acted like it was about time
that I fucked her to shut her up, but I could tell he was still upset
about it. I let her know I wasn’t wanting another girlfriend. She said
she just wanted to fuck me, nothing else. Cool by me!
We all stayed friends for a long time. Jenni and I had sex a few
more times, and she turned into a totally different girl. Gone was the
quiet, depressed girl. She was more friendly and open, and eventually
got a nice boyfriend Will approved of, it of course.
But normally he didn’t keep a girl for long, so it was good to see
him with one.
The next morning, he came out of his room with a big grin on
his face. I asked him what was up, and he said she had good pussy. I
laughed with him, and then she came out. They hung out until they
both had to go to work. It was a Saturday and I had off work, but they
had to go in at 3 p.m.
The black girl said she needed to get someone to put some
louvers on her car’s back windows and mini mud flaps behind her
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tires. I told her I knew how to do it and would gladly help. I drove
them to work and came back home. When I got home I began to
attach the mud flaps. When I got them on, a cab pulled up and the
black girl got out. I asked her what was wrong, and she said that
Robby told her I was going to go joy riding and that I didn’t plan on
doing anything to her car because I didn’t know how.
I was stunned. I told her that she could clearly see that I knew
what I was doing, and she agreed, apologizing for having panicked.
She said her car was her “baby”, and she didn’t want anything bad to
happen to it. I fully understood. I asked her about her night with
Robby, and she said she slept at the foot of the bed, and she didn’t like
Robby like that. To get back at Robby for lying to her, I told her what
Robby said about her; that she had good pussy. She got mad as hell
and left.
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nice bedroom for thirty-five dollars a week. I explained to him that I’d
be going to jail in a few weeks, so I’d be gone soon. He understood.
The next evening, Billy and I were coming back from Sandy and
Carla’s house when we passed Robby’s apartment. Knowing he was
at work, I told Billy to pull into Robby’s driveway. I had an idea. I
went upstairs and busted the door open. We went inside and began
loading Billy’s car with every record, cassette, speaker, and as much
of Robby’s audio equipment that we could stuff into his car. When we
were done, we took it all to my place.
I helped the old man set up his stand and then put my stuff out.
In no time at all, I sold everything to one person. The guy gave me
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and put the keg in it. We put the trash can in the trunk of his car and
rode around to our friend’s houses to get them drunk and stoned. I
figured I was going to jail, so I wanted to party good and hard
beforehand.
I know I know…. I’m an asshole! Well, I was born into Kaos and
it’s just how it was. At the time, I had no remorse.
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Getting settled in was easy. I knew one of the guys in the quad,
Marco. He was a lanky, stringy guy with a bad limp. He had a stroke
when he was seventeen years old due to too much moonshine. I knew
him from various pool halls. His sister was a whore that everyone
loved; she’d give you a blow job just to smoke a joint with her. Marco
was in for a D.U.I.
After about two weeks, I was bored out of my skull. The quad
consisted of fifteen cells in an L shape. Cells one through six were
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along the wall coming into the quad, and cells seven through fifteen
were down the other side. The quad had one camera looking into it,
right over the quad entrance. We could see the T.V. monitors from
our quad and could see that cells one and two were in a blind spot.
Jim told me of his escape plan. He lived in cell two.
In the cells, our lights were behind thick glass and steel. Jim
knocked the glass out with a mop handle, in his cell. He was able to
get the light out so you could see into the pipe-chase where
maintenance could work on the water line or toilets if they broke.
Outside of the cells, between every two cells, is the pipe-chase door.
Its bottom rim is the hinge. To open the door, you have to unlock the
door with a huge key. The door will open into the quad, all the way to
the ground. To get into the chase, you’d simply walk up the ramp-like
door and do what you had to do inside the chase.
Marco was a skinny-guy and very narrow. He had the idea that
if he greased himself down with Vaseline, that he could work himself
into the hole where his light was. With nothing else to do, I helped
him check his theory. Sure enough, he got his head through the space,
and like a cat, the rest of his body followed. I covered the light with a
towel and went into the day room area to keep an eye on the guards.
Jim was going up into the roof to check out a way to escape.
Jim even went around the quad and asked a few of the other
guys if they wanted to go, but only one dude said yes ...Marco. This
guy hobbled around the quad all day long. I just knew he wouldn’t
last when we hit the ground running. Jim scheduled our escape for
after the 7 p.m. Count; that would give us three full hours before
another count came along. I was smiling; I just knew I’d make it out
and back in, in less than an hour.
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Right on cue, 7 p.m. came and went. As soon as the officer went
back to his office, Jim and I went to it. Jim got greased up and I
pushed him through the light. He had taken a piece of steel he found
in the roof and broke the lock on the pipe-chase door between his cell
and cell one. He had it tied off to a pipe with ripped sheets. He undid
the sheet, and I opened the door long enough for Marco to climb
through, then myself. We climbed up the chase right behind Jim. He
led us through our quad, which was cell six. He had broken the pipe-
chase’s lock there, too. It opened to the outside. He untied the piece of
sheet holding the door open and it fell open into the grass behind the
jail. We were free! Ha!
Billy freaked out. I told him the jail screwed up and let me out
too soon. I told him to go buy some pot and pick me up. He was
hesitant, but he said he’d be along, shortly. I told him to meet us at
Hardees, which was just around the corner. We had to get the hell
away from the steakhouse. Looking inside, I saw four state troopers
eating dinner.
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I went back outside and got Jim and Marco. We made our way
toward Hardees. Thank God it was dark outside. The only thing that
bothered us was the bright orange, “JAIL” words on our backs. We
headed to Hardees and it, too, was jam-packed. We skirted the
parking lot and hid in the fenced-in dumpster.
It seemed like hours, but was only about thirty minutes, when
Billy pulled into the parking lot in a brand-new convertible Camaro Z-
28. He had the top down, and cruising. I ran out of the enclosure and
went to his car. He was freaking out seeing me in jail garb, and he
really got nuts seeing the two guys with me. Jim and Marco got in the
back, and I jumped in the front. I told Billy to put the top up and get
us the hell out of there.
We drove past the jail, and I could see there was nothing going
on there, so they didn’t know we were gone yet. I asked Billy how
much weed he brought, and he pulled out two joints. DAMN! I asked
him why he only brought two joints and he said he was supposed to
buy some the next day. All he had left was the two sticks. “Sorry,” he
said, as we drove past the jail. I knew I wouldn’t have enough time to
go and get more weed and get back in. FUCK IT! We were on the run!
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the guitar and amp. I told him I was leaving Marco with him until we
got back. He started whining about leaving him alone with Marco. Ha!
He was scared to death. Marco did look like a murdering maniac
more than Jim or myself: I was adamant about leaving Marco, so he
agreed he could stay there until we came back. I pulled Marco aside
and told him to keep an eye on Robby and not to let Robby leave. He
vowed to not let him out of his sight. Me, Billy, and Jim loaded up in
the Z-28 and headed towards the lake. We let Jim out at the house he
pointed to, and we took off for Todd’s.
As I had Billy pull up to Robby’s, I told him I'd see him the next
morning. I figured I’d be safe at Robby’s because no one had known I
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had lived there. I forgot about Mad Dog’s search warrant; it didn’t
matter, anyway. Billy left, and I started up the stairs.
We took off running down the railroad tracks, away from the
apartment. We ran for a few blocks and came up behind the exact
Circle K Store that Robby had called the cops from. We hid behind a
dumpster and watched the police traffic go up and down Highland
Ave. When it looked clear enough, we took off from behind the
dumpster and went across the street into a trailer park. We crept
through it, and beyond to another neighborhood.
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His mom answered the door saying Jake was out and about on
his new moped. I told her I’d be back in a while and went back to the
abandoned house. I sat down on the sofa and Marco, and I
contemplated our plight. What the fuck are we going to do???
I guessed that Jake would help us, but there wasn’t any
guarantee. We could just hide out in the old house until we were
caught or try to get out of Hickory. I really had no idea of what I was
going to do. I only left the jail to get some pot. I got some now, so I
was content with going back. I wasn’t thinking of any real
repercussions coming at me because I was only fifteen years old (but
charged as an adult) and not any serious threat to anyone. Jim was
the threat and the mastermind.
Marco and I decided to just sit back and see what happened.
The next morning, I tried calling Billy, but got no answer. I tried
to call all that day until Billy’s mom answered. I asked for Billy, but
she said he was out. I tried all day long, but never got through to him.
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I called later that night; his mom answered and told me not to call
Billy anymore. She saw the news and didn’t want Billy anywhere near
me. I hung up, depressed. I had no idea what to do.
We cruised the area around the company and didn’t see one
cop car. We went by Richie’s apartment and a cop car was parked
outside; the cop was sitting in his car. We drove back around the
company some more. After a few passes around the block, I had
Jake’s brother drop me off in front of the building. I got out and ran
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Talk about crazy. There were at least ten cop cars in the
parking lot, news vans, an ambulance, and all sorts of state vehicles
started pouring in. I was led to a police car to be put inside when I
heard someone yelling my name. Kathy was standing by the loading
dock along with all the other co-workers. She was yelling at the police
to be easy with me and not to hurt me. As I was placed inside the cop
car, news cameras appeared all around me. I leaned on my side and
began kicking at the backdoor window. It shattered, and people
began to scream. The news people were pushed aside as two cops
wrestled me out of the cop car. They took me to another cop car and
jumped into the back with me. We were driven off and away from
Jefferson Leather.
About four hours later, Marco was put into the cell next to me.
He said when he saw the cops zooming in on me, he jumped out of
Jake’s brother’s car and ran off. The cops got a dog on his trail. They
got him stuck up a tree about two miles away. Ha! That dude sure
could run.
A week later I was taken to court and was told I’d be charged
with a felony escape. Marco and Jim weren’t charged: They were both
awaiting trial on their charges. I was doing the time as a convicted
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felon; therefore, I’d get the escape charge not them UN-FUCKING-
BELIEVABLE!!!
Jim got caught the same night. He got drunk at his girlfriend’s
house, and she kicked him out. He got picked up walking down the
road, thumbing a ride. DUMBASS!
When I went to court for the escape, I was given two years,
mandatory. I had to finish my four-month sentence, then go to prison
for two years. I’d STILL have to do five-years-probation. What a
dumbass I was!!!
Mom, Grandma and Uncle Rob brought May to see me. May had
run away from wherever Mom was staying and was found in Ohio.
She was brought back home by the police. May tried to tell them of
the abuse that Mom dished out, but, as usual, no one believed her. She
felt hopeless without me. It broke my heart to not be able to help her.
I told Mom, in front of Grandma and Uncle Rob, that if she hurts May,
in any way, I’d make her pay for it. She didn’t say anything as she got
up and left. Soon thereafter, they all left, too.
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thirteenth floor in cell C-4 (wing C, cell 4). I did two straight years in
that cell.
The two years went slowly; I only had a few visits while I was
there. Kathy came to see me each time. She brought Grandma once,
but that was it. It was a lonely couple of years, yet I don’t blame
anyone but myself. I created my experiences, as I still do.
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I called Billy to let him know I was free for real this time, and
he said he’d see me the next day. Cool! I needed to go see a special
woman in my life, anyway.
I met Kathy in her driveway. She burst into tears and gave me a
huge hug and kiss. I asked her what her neighbors would think, and
she said, “Screw them!” I told her it was me she needed to screw. She
agreed and led me into her apartment. Her son was at his dad's until
8 p.m., so I guess you know.... I released lots of pent-up tension.
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Chapter 52
We pulled into Pat and Bill’s place. It still looked the same. As
he put the car in park, Billy tensed up and said, “Oh shit!” I asked him
what was up, and he was pointing to a guy who was walking to his
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car and said that was the dude who hit him. I opened the car door.
Billy shot out of his door and tried to intercept me. The dude saw
Billy and walked over. I told him to come to me. I had something to
tell him. This dork just walked right up to us, so I kicked him in the
jaw. His head snapped back, and he dropped like a sack of shit.
I stood over him and talked shit to him, telling him if I ever saw
him again, I’d do the same thing to him, over and over again. He
scrambled up, got in his car, and peeled out of there.
Billy laughed and said “I can’t take you anywhere! Asshole!” Ha!
We went inside laughing like idiots.
I told Rodney, Pat, and Bill the same things I told Billy, except
for not coming to see me part. I didn’t know them like that. We shot
some pool, took Rodney outside and got him stoned, and then took
off for God knows where. Driving! Talking! Bull shitting! Like the
good old days.
This old man was in that office, but he was really lost. I
watched him go around his desk, in a daze for 15 minutes.
Alzheimer’s, dementia, retarded, etc. Something had his brain in a
cycle of dumbassness. I had my doubts about my next visit.
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to happen next. I had zero prospects and little funds. I didn’t want to
go robbing so soon out of prison.
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Chapter 53
I went searching for a job the very next day. First place I
walked into hired me. United Van Lines needed furniture movers. I fit
that bill. I was outright honest with the boss, and he said he’d give me
a chance. I was to start work the following Monday making eight
dollars an hour under the table. Fine by me.
I hung out for the weekend with all my friends and Kathy. I saw
Sandy at the bar. She looked good, but used and drained. I could tell
she wasn’t happy with her life.
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When I came into the house, Uncle Rob was in his usual spot on
the sofa. He had some country music playing on Grandma’s record
player. Grandma was in her room lying down.
Uncle Rob looked like he’d had a few beers already when I
stopped and looked at him. I shook my head and kept on walking,
going upstairs to my room.
It wasn’t long before Rob came up, also. His was the room with
a door. He had left it open and didn’t trust me. HA! I was sitting on my
twin bed rolling a joint. He looked at me, then at the pot, and told me I
better not smoke that in his mama’s house. I told him I didn’t plan on
smoking it indoors, and he acted all high and mighty, saying that he
paid the bills at Grandma’s house, and his rules would be law. I
laughed in his face. He told me to get up off the bed. I looked at him
and saw that he was serious. Okay! I stood up and kicked him in the
stomach, hard. He flew back into his bedroom. In he went, right onto
his ass. I rushed into the room to attack him, but he was coiled up like
a newborn, whining like a bitch.
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going to put up with me beating on her son, and I had to leave. Fine
with me.
I invited a few friends over to “christen” the new place with pot
smoke. Skeeter came over and reminded me of the lake house party
that Saturday. “I’d be there,” I said.
For the rest of the week, I worked and added a few pieces of
furniture to my apartment. A lot of people tend to throw out furniture
when they move, so I was able to acquire a couple of tables and a
desk. The rest of my stuff came from Kathy and the Goodwill Store.
The landlord said I could do all the painting that I chose to, as long as
it wasn’t crazy. No problem! I painted the ceiling checkerboard black
and white and the walls zebra striped. Everyone thought I was nuts,
but I was just bored. Landlord, be damned!
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sounded like a squalling cat that was hit by a car. I didn’t think I could
take much more of that crap. During an intermission, I was talking to
a fine little honey named Cheryl. She looked to be about 20 years old
but was really 36. She was short, healthy, and very pretty. She also
said she was taking me home with her that evening. There were other
younger girls there, but Cheryl was the hottest. Skeeter came over to
me and asked me to sing a song in the next set. I tried to refuse until
Cheryl begged me to. When the band got ready to jam again, I stepped
up to the mic, nervous as hell, and belted out, “Screaming for
Vengeance” by Judas Priest. AH, it felt good to scream again. I was
way out of practice, but I didn’t do too, bad. I was an instant success
with the crowd. They yelled, “Encore” and we did Van Halen’s, “Mean
Street” and AC DC’s, “Have a Drink on Me”; good times abound.
Afterwards, Cheryl was all over me. The other girls couldn’t get
close. Skeeter and his bandmates were liking my style, but their
singer wasn’t. He wasn’t going to say anything out of the way to me
because of my size and due to the fact that Skeeter told everyone
about my “great escape”. Besides, he saw me as a crazy psychopath
instead of some dumb asshole who got caught up with a real escape
artist. Besides all that, the party went great. Cheryl took me out to the
boathouse and gave me a blow job to seal our “togetherness”. What
the hell? She was the hottest girl (woman) there, even if she was 36
years old.
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wrestlers dated her. She was also very, very gorgeous. Blonde hair,
blue eyed, big tits, nice ass, and long legs, with a killer smile. She said
she remembered me from high school with a look in her eyes that
said, “trouble-maker”. Yeah, she knew me. She apologized for
disturbing us, but said she had company coming over and didn’t want
them to step into a porno in her living room. We laughed, and Cheryl
took me upstairs so we could shower
Cheryl was very hot for being 36 years old. I didn’t have any
hang-ups against older women since all the past experience schooled
me on how to treat them. We talked about our lives and future plans
until her roommate’s company came over. I knew them both: my old
friend Will and his girlfriend, Diana.
They were surprised seeing me, but we all had a good laugh at
my exploits. They had come over to purchase some pot from Maria.
Surprise! Surprise! She was the local dealer. We sat around and
talked and laughed until they had to leave. Cheryl gave me a ride
home, saying she had to open up her clothing store at 9 a.m. She was
the proud owner of a Gap Clothing Store in our local mall: a gift from
her mom and dad when she graduated from U. N. C. I was liking this
girl (woman) more and more. She dropped me off at my place and
headed to work. She asked me to come over to her place that evening,
and I said I would. She picked me up since I had no car.
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Chapter 54
Maria and I became very flirty and in no time at all we were all
over each other. She was a treat to behold. We laughed and played for
a couple of hours, then cleaned the place up and made a pact to never
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tell anyone about our fun. (This is the first time I have told anyone.)
We’d use her days off to enjoy each other and then act like friends the
rest of the time.
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In the evenings, I hung out with Will. We’d go to his place and
hang out. His sister was just as flirty with me as she used to be, but I
left her alone.
When Cheryl came home, I told her about Uncle Rob’s visit and
my not reporting. She freaked out and started crying and asking what
I would do. I told her I could go to the probation office and take a
chance that they’d arrest me for not reporting, or…I could run. She
didn’t want me to do either one. I let her know that Uncle Rob would
snitch on me as to my whereabouts as soon as the probation people,
or cops, came to Grandma’s. If I wanted to stay prison-free, I had to
run, and run soon. She said she wanted to go with me but couldn’t.
She knew it. She couldn’t shut her store down on a moment’s notice.
It’d take time to get it all worked out with her parents. She loved me
and wanted to be with me. We had some things to think about.
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Cheryl and I had made plans. She said she’d give me a few
grand to get me there, and to help me get a place to live. We called the
Greyhound station and ordered me a one-way ticket to Modesto
California. She went to the bank and got me $3000 for expenses. She
said she was going to see if her parents would take her store for her
or sell it; she was in love, and she was going to California, she said.
We laughed and got excited over the changes coming our way. Deep
down, I knew she wasn’t coming to California with me. I was on the
run, and you don’t run with anyone. Especially with a woman like
Cheryl.
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Chapter 55
On the day the bus left, Cheryl was all in tears. I knew she really
loved me, and I did like her, but I was’t the kind of person to be tied
down. Not at 18 and fresh out of prison. I had to have space. Love to
me, was a crutch that would end up hurting me sooner or later. I had
enough of being hurt, so I kept my feelings to myself.
I got on the bus with a small duffel bag full of clothes, hygiene
items, cassettes, and a new Walkman. I had about three grand in cash
and an ounce of pot Maria gave me. She cried, too. Unbelievable! She
and I had become fuck buddies and I knew I’d miss her more than
Cheryl. I also called Kathy to tell her I was running, and she cried, too.
The women in my life were crazy, I thought. All I was good for was
sex, lies, and trouble. I just couldn’t understand their tears. Anyway, I
found myself a seat and waved at a teary-eyed Cheryl as the bus
pulled out of the station and the driver announced, “Next stop---
Tennessee!”
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The tour bus was very comfortable and spacey, not like your
common Greyhound. We were told we’d stop at hotels, restaurants,
and truck stops along the way, and even stay the night at a few of
those places. Our driver was with us for the duration of the two-week
tour. I was just trying to figure out where I’d smoke a joint without
being bothered. The bus wasn’t full, but it was loaded with many
kinds of people; mostly lonely adults with a child or two, and a couple
of complete families. I had to be careful smoking around them.
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When I was back in Texas, I called Cheryl. She said I had left at
the perfect moment. The day after I left, a police officer came to her
place and gave Maria his card, saying he was looking for me for
“violation of probation”. It seems Uncle Rob snitched like I knew his
sorry ass would. Well, I was headed west, and he didn’t know that. I
had asked Grandma not to tell anyone that I called Uncle Sunny. She
said she wouldn’t, and I believed her. I still didn’t trust Uncle Rob.
After our days in Texas, seeing all the sights, we were off to
Arizona. Next stop: Tempe—home of Arizona State University. This
place was awesome. The main route through town was lined with
college students, the college, and bars. We cruised past so many
college kids, it was amazing to me. There were students everywhere.
There was a parking lot just for bicycles; and not just a few, but
hundreds.
We pulled into a bus station for an hour rest stop, and I went
roaming. It seems that the college was the center of everything. The
town looked more built around the college. I walked around and
enjoyed the sights of all the beautiful girls. They were everywhere. I
followed the crowd of students into a bar to see what I could see.
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not in Tempe, Arizona. The weather was quite warm. The nights, you
froze your ass off, but not the days.
I met a couple of girls who were dorm mates, Donna and Lisa.
Both were smoking hot and were teasing me about my accent. We
hung out for about 30 minutes, until I told them I had to go back to
the bus station. They acted disappointed until Donna told Lisa that
they should give me a quick tour of their college. It was right across
the street. I let them lead the way, with a girl on each side of me,
holding my hands. We walked across the road and headed right to a
dorm building. I wasn’t paying much attention to the college. The
girls were everywhere. This place was a paradise to me. They led me
into a coed dorm and straight into their room full of girly decorations.
When the door closed, they turned to me and started pulling off my
clothes and theirs. This was what I’d always been waiting for. I was
pushed down onto the bed, and we went at it. We had threesome sex
for hours, it seemed. We smoked pot and had sex, smoked pot, and
had sex. When I remembered my bus, I panicked. All of my
belongings were on it, except for my money. I had that on me. The
girls helped me get the phone number to the company I had
purchased a ticket from, and they told me that, yes, I did miss the bus,
but my belongings were stored in the bus depot. If I was going to
finish my bus tour, I’d have to wait for the next bus, which wasn’t due
in for 10 days. “No problem”, said the girls. I could stay with them for
10 days; I encountered two very horny girls.
The girls saw me to the bus depot on the day my new ride
showed up. I promised to call them later, but I never did. With that
experience behind me, I had an awesome time with those girls. They
were known as lesbians. Everyone that saw me, and met me, was
shocked by their explanation of my being “their boyfriend”. To some
other friends, I was their new “sex toy”. Ha! I sure as hell didn’t mind.
I loved Tempe, Arizona.
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Back on the bus, I met a mother with two kids. One was a
toddler. I sat in the seat across from them, and we talked a lot. I
helped her with the kids when she needed it. She was a nice lady, and
under different circumstances I would have tried to bed her, but it
wasn’t meant to be.
The bus stopped a few more times and took us on routes to see
famous places, but I wanted to get to LA.
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Chapter 56
When I got to Modesto bus station, it was like déjà vu all over
again—memories came flooding back to the time when Mom, May
and I came here when I was a kid, then my flight out of Modesto, due
to Susy getting pregnant. The place had a familiar feel to it. I called
Uncle Sunny and told him I was waiting on him. He said he was on his
way. I called Cheryl and told her I had made it.
At his house, which it looked exactly the same, except for a bit
more dilapidated, his wife, Eliza, wasn’t happy to see me. She was just
as grumpy as I remembered. We, three, sat down in the dining room
table and talked about how much I’d pay to sleep on a cot in their
spare room. They said I had to give $100 a month. I handed over the
desired amount. I was told that I had to find a job if I planned on
being in their home longer than a month. “No problem,” I said. They
introduced me to their daughter’s two children who, like my Aunt
Nikki, were abandoned on the doorstep as infants. Their mom was a
biker whore, too. Ha! All in the family!
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Inside the car were two guys and two girls. I asked where I
might be able to buy some weed, and the girl in the passenger seat
said she knew someone. I explained who I was and that I wasn’t a
cop. They were so stoned it wouldn’t have mattered if I was. The girl
gave me a joint, “free of charge,” she said. If I liked it, she’d meet me
after school and get me some. I couldn’t pass that up. I told her I’d
meet her in the same spot when school was over, and I rode off to
smoke a joint.
By the time school let out, I was waiting on the girl by the car
they were smoking in. She met me and took me to her car. She
introduced herself as Kim. She wasn’t the prettiest girl, but she
wasn’t ugly, either. I told her I wanted an ounce. She helped me put
the bike in the car’s trunk and drove me to her house. When I got
there, she introduced me to her mom and dad.
They were older, hippie-type people. Mom had very long hair
and wore old, 70s type clothing. Dad had a beard and mustache and
he, too, had long hair and hippie type clothing. They acted happy to
see me and invited me to smoke a joint. Ha! My kind of family. The
mom and dad had some sort of mail-order business and did all of
their work at home. They prefer to work at home, so they could
“roam the house as naked as J-birds,” they said. They grew pot in
their basement. I couldn’t believe they were telling me all this
information. They were just very friendly with me.
Kim got around to telling them what I wanted, and the dad
went and got me a baggie full of some kick ass buds. I paid $100 for
the ounce and wrapped up a couple of joints for us to smoke. Kim’s
mom made us some dinner. By the time we were done eating it, it
was dark outside. Kim gave me a ride home.
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We talked and laughed, and I asked her out on a date. She said
she never went on a date before. She just met boys and would hook
up with them. I told her we could do whatever she chose to do, and
she said I was to meet her the next day after school.
Uncle Sunny was upset with me for keeping his grandson’s bike
all day. I apologized and said I’d get my own bike the next day. He
bad-mouthed the Carolina family and cussed a lot as I went to bed.
“Fuck that piece of shit,” I thought. My cousin told me he had no
problem with me using his bike. I thanked him and then gave him a
$10 bill. I told him not to let his crabby-ass grandpa see it or drink it
up. He thanked me and we all went to sleep.
The next day, I walked to the local Kmart and purchased a new
mountain bike. I rode around looking for apartments to rent until the
high school let out for lunch. I met Kim by her car, and we got in and
smoked a joint. She decided to skip the rest of school and we went to
her house. Her mom and dad said, “Hello” as we went straight to
Kim’s bedroom. Upon entering the bedroom, we began kissing and
undressing. I guess you can figure out the rest. We spent the
afternoon lying in bed and getting laid. The best thing about it... Her
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I went to a pay phone and called Cheryl. She was upset that I
hadn’t called her for a couple of days, but she understood when I told
her I was looking for an apartment, and a possible job. She said the
cops came by her apartment looking for me, and she told them she
didn’t know where the hell I was. They mentioned California and she
almost freaked out. I told her of my Grandma’s call to Aunt Eliza, and
Cheryl told me I should run from Uncle Sunny’s, as well. I told her I
already did. We discussed what I should do, but I couldn’t come up
with anything that sounded good. I told her I’d think on it and call her
back. She had to go to work.
I went to Kim’s house. Her mom and dad said I could stay with
them for as long as I liked. Cool! When Kim came home she was
ecstatic. A live-in boyfriend! We celebrated with sex and weed. I
stayed with them for about a week. Then I had that feeling that it was
time for me to roam again.
Kim’s mom and dad went shopping and that gave me the exit I
needed. I packed my bag, stole an ounce of pot, (but I left $100 for it)
and left a note that I had to flee. They’d miss me, but they’d
understand.
I sat around the bus depot and waited on the bus. I couldn’t sell
my bike to the cashier or manager, so I walked across the street and
gave it to a bum sitting on a bench. “Merry Christmas,” I said, and
walked away.
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Big John stepped to him and asked him if he had any weed for
sale. He said he did. I looked right at the guy to see if he recognized
me, but he acted like he never saw me before. Cool! Big John told him
I only wanted a couple of joints, that way we could keep them close to
us. He took us to a very, narrow alley between the Greyhound bus
station and the Trailways terminal. As soon as we crowded into the
alleyway, I pulled out the .22 and put it to the black guy’s belly. I
asked him if he remembered me and he said no. I reminded him of
the month before, where he got me for $25, and he swore it wasn’t
him. Ha! I said, “Yeah, right! Give me what you got!” He emptied his
pockets and gave me about $40 in cash and a couple of dime bags of
weed. I made him take his shoes off, and sure enough, more cash and
weed fell out. I had told him to take off his socks, too, just in case.
When I was sure he didn’t have anything else, I made him lie on his
belly. He began to beg for his life as if we were fixing to shoot him in
the head or something like that. I told him I’d be back to see him
again since I was now living in Nashville (a lie), and if I ever saw his
face again, I’d kill him.
We left him lying on his belly as we made our way to our bus. I
gave big John his pistol and we split up our loot, laughing about the
episode. All the while, I was waiting for the cops to come looking for
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us. None did. I was very relieved when the bus pulled out of station
and headed onwards towards Hickory. What goes around comes
around! Ha!
Later, she told me that Uncle Rob had, indeed, told the cops I
was in Modesto. He had come by to act as a “concerned uncle” when
he was actually gloating in his telling Cheryl why he was doing this.
He said I caused his family “years of trouble” and “I deserved to be
locked away”. Cheryl ran him off and cried, she said. Poor girl, she
thought I’d be arrested before I made it back. I assured her that the
cops wouldn’t go to any extremes to locate me. Especially going as far
as Modesto, or even contacting the authorities out there, just to locate
a probation violator. They’d wait for me to fuck up and get arrested,
and then come get me. Until then, I was safe as long as I stayed in
hiding. She told me to stay indoors until we could figure out what to
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and was out trying to get a record deal. He did ask about me, and a
friend had given Animal my phone number at Cheryl’s. He had called
and we talked about old times. He promised free tickets to his
concert, whenever he got booked into a venue close to Hickory. Well,
he was just saying “hi" from Fort Lauderdale, where he was booked
for a two-week show at a rock spot, called “Summers on the Beach”.
The postcard was showing lots of girls in bikinis. Nice!
After a while Cheryl came home from work, I showed her the
postcard from Animal. She said she had a cousin who lived in Fort
Lauderdale and would call him to see if he could help me out. After
her call, she was ecstatic. Her cousin said he’d be glad to help me find
an apartment and would let me stay with him and his family for a
week or two, while I looked.
After a couple of days, I was packed, again, and ready for the
trip south. It was snowing in Hickory at the time. It was mid-February
and very cold. I boarded the bus with trepidation in my heart, but
excitement in my veins. I was ready, once again, for a new outlook on
life and a new place to live. Fort Lauderdale should be fun. All sorts of
fantasies of parties, all day all night, with tons of beautiful girls and
lots of sunshine and beaches floated around in my mind. I was sick of
the hills in Hickory and was ready to be free of it. I had to say good-
bye to all my friends, again, and had to deal with Cheryl’s tears. She
gave me $3500 for an apartment that I knew wouldn’t be spent for
that. A small part of me felt bad for using her, but I pushed that aside
and climbed onto the bus.
When the bus pulled out of the lot, it slid sideways due to the
snow and ice on the ground. I thought about my luck and envisioned
the bus crashing before I made it out of Hickory. Thankfully, the bus
straightened out and we were on our way.
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The further south I traveled, the warmer it got. When the bus
pulled into the bus station in Fort Lauderdale, I was loving the views:
palm trees, sunshine, and pretty women everywhere. And talk about
hot. It was in the 90s. I got on the phone and called Cheryl to let her
know I was safe and in Fort Lauderdale. She was ecstatic. I then
called her cousin to tell him I was at the bus station, awaiting him. He
said he’d be there as soon as possible. Cheryl urged me to get us an
apartment as quickly as I could. Her plans were to just close up her
store, take off for Fort Lauderdale, and deal with her parents later.
Crazy idea, but I said I’d get us into one.
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Cheryl was livid. She cursed and screamed until I got on the
phone and told her that I understood Steve’s plight and would find an
apartment on my own. She calmed down and hung up. I thanked
Steven and his family, and he drove me back to the bus station.
I fully understand Steven’s reasoning. The way the wife and the
daughters looked at me, I knew it couldn’t have ended well for any of
us. Well except for me, of course. I’d have had lots of fun, but…it
wasn’t meant to be
I was excited and anxious about going to the beach. The only
beach I’d ever seen was Myrtle Beach when I was a little kid. Grandpa
took the whole family on a vacation there. There was also Venice
Beach when I was on the tour bus headed to Modesto California. I
almost stayed in Venice Beach, too. I kind of wish I would have.
Anyway, I was ready to see Fort Lauderdale beach and all of its babes
I could ogle.
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Swimsuit city! That’s all I could see. People were crowded all
over the place in various swimwear. There were multitudes of girls
frolicking all over the place.
I rode the bus up the beach until its first stop. I got off and was
hit by the heat and breeze, all at the same time. Suntan lotion and
alcohol was waiting in the wind. Ah…... Paradise! I stood in one spot
for at least 5 minutes to take in the views. I could tell that I was in a
place that I could get lost in, easily. I did a full circle before I set out to
look for a motel room. Somehow, I knew it’d be a long time before I
left this place.
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Chapter 60
I went outside and, sure enough, there was Animal. The pool
was in full party mode. Boys and girls of all ages were having a blast.
Animal was among them. You couldn’t miss him for all his crazy hair.
I walked up to him and tapped him on the shoulder. He turned
around and screamed, “Tommy Kaos I can’t fucking believe it!” We
hugged and laughed, and I took him aside to explain why I was there.
He said I should go on the road with him and his band. I told him I’d
think on it. All I wanted to do was find myself a girl and have some
fun. He said, “No problem!” He introduced me to his bandmates. They
were all cool and acted happy to meet me. I bought a beer (no one
carded me) and watched all the revelry, especially the girls.
After the band played, we all hung out by the pool and watched
the crowd, raucous, craziness of a wet T-shirt contest. Tits were
flying everywhere, and everyone was having a good, drunken time of
it. I was still nursing my beer (I’m not much of a drinker). I’d go out
into the rear parking lot and smoke a joint every now and then. I’d
invite a few people and some of Animals bandmates.
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Animal’s band left the following night, heading for Miami, then
to Key West. He asked me again to go on the road with him and be a
roadie, but I refused. Why? I don’t know. I probably should have.
There’d be plenty of times that I probably should’ve went somewhere
else but ended up either staying in Fort Lauderdale or coming back to
it. I don’t know why to this day.
I ended up ditching the Maine girl for another college girl that
evening. I saw how there were more girls than there were guys, so I
made it a point to get as close to as many as possible. It wasn’t hard
to do in this place. The girls acted like the boys. They hooted and
hollered and yelled “Come fuck me!” and other profanities all over the
place. I was in my kind a heaven. A dog’s dream, come true!
For a week, or so, I forgot all about Cheryl. When I finally came
to my senses and called her, she was livid. I gave her a bullshit excuse
and said the necessities I knew would calm her down. I told her I was
searching for an apartment, but it was next to impossible, since
spring break was in full progress. Everything was expensive,
especially rent. I let her know that I still had funds, although
dwindling, but would definitely need more when I found the place.
She assured me that money wouldn’t be a problem, but she had a
catch to it.... When I found a prospective apartment, I had to give the
landlord her number, so she could talk to them and settle the bill.
That put a cramp in my plans, but plans can always be reconfigured. I
agreed to her terms and hung up. I knew she was leery of me
disappearing with her money, although I had never given her any
reason to be before. I guess she was just cautious or…... something.
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I had called Billy and Will a few days before. I tried to get them
to pack up and come to Fort Lauderdale, but they got cold feet. I
explained everything I was doing and seeing; they could join my fun,
but they didn’t. Oh, well! Their loss, not mine.
It was spring break, 1985. I was 18 years old and had about
$2000 in my pocket. I was good for a couple more weeks. Sex was
everywhere and it was free. What more could I ask for?
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Chapter 61
The Jolly Roger Hotel got really crazy. A college student tried to
jump from his balcony into the pool but missed. He broke his leg and
shoulder. A girl got gang-raped, and another was raped by a drunken
idiot who passed out immediately after. The cops were trying to close
down the tiki bar next to the pool saying the bartenders were giving
out alcohol to underage kids. That was correct, but who cares? It was
spring break. Everyone got drunk, but not me! I didn’t mind the
craziness or the Kaos of it all, I just didn’t like the cops knocking on
my door two to three times a night; I had to move.
My new place was a room with two double beds and direct
access to the small pool. After putting away my stuff, I went for a
swim. While I was swimming, Sandy came to the pool and lounged on
a recliner while eyeing me doing laps. I got to talking to her and she
told me her life story while she drank vodka and orange juice by the
glass. I told her very little about myself. She made all sorts of passes
at me and asked me to come to her apartment later. I told her I’d
think about it. I could tell she’d done this sort of thing before, with
God knows how many guys, but I didn’t really care. I was weighing
the potential for usage in the future. I always had my eye out for what
could be a good deal for myself, in every situation.
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Later that evening, I went for a stroll along the strip and
watched all the craziness. It was packed with spring breakers. They
were walking, riding bicycles, mopeds, and motorcycles, driving
around and around in cars and trucks, hanging out of windows and
truck beds, yelling, and screaming over loud music. Drugs were being
peddled all along the strip. They were walking past me saying,
“Weed-coke!” continuously. The motels and hotels were jam-packed
with kids in all sorts of unrest; they were running all over the place
laughing, yelling, and even fighting. I was taking all of this in and with
awe. I’d only seen this kind of craziness on TV, so to be in the middle
of it was overwhelming, but awesome. I knew I was in my type of
environment. I was home.
When the set was over with, I made my way to the front of the
stage and asked the girls if they wanted to go out back and smoke a
joint. They said, “Sure!”, but the blonde said that she had to wait on
her boyfriend. He was the lead singer/guitar player. I said, “No
problem,” and we waited for the dude to come off stage. He
introduced himself as Ramon. I told him I was friends with the last
band that was there, and about my past experiences. We went out
back and got high. The redhead was instantly flirty and glued herself
to me. We partied hard all night and went back to my room
afterwards. Just the four of us.
Once there, Ramon brought out some crack cocaine. The girls
pulled out their lighters and pipes and asked if I got high. Not wanting
to be a dud, I said I’d never tried it before, but was willing. They fixed
me up a hit on a pipe and lit it for me. I immediately got queasy and
ran to the bathroom to puke up my stomach. I couldn’t handle
anything like that again, so I apologized for getting sick and declined
to smoke anymore. I smoked pot for the remainder of our “party”.
The redhead got in bed with me after she did a few hits of the pipe,
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and we went at it, hard. In no time, I had her under the sheets. Ramon
and his girl followed suit. I, finally, passed out by sunup.
When I woke, the girls were gone. Ramon was crashed out in
the other bed. I got up, cleaned the room a bit, and went to the pool
for a swim.
Later on, Ramon came out and asked me if he could split the
rent with me. I had no problem with it. The room was almost $100 a
night and I didn’t want to waste all the remaining money I had left, so
I agreed. I told him I’d go to get the landlady to put him on the room’s
roster.
The landlady was in the office. She smiled when she saw me
and asked me if I was having a good time. I said I was, and she said, “I
bet you are!” Apparently, she saw the girls leave my room earlier. I
told her I would be splitting my room rent with Ramon, and she had
no problem with it. He’d have to come to the office and sign in to get a
key. I said that wasn’t a problem. She asked me if I’d drop by her
apartment later that evening. I looked her in the eye and knew what
she wanted; I told her I might just do that as I walked out of the office,
smiling at her.
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wanted to do with me. She was very good at what she did, and
afterwards, I fell asleep in her arms.
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something soon. She said she missed me and loved me and wanted to
be with me. She was just going to pack her belongings and leave her
franchise to her mom and dad. Crazy bitch! That's how I saw it. By
now, she was just money to me, so I had to keep her on my side until I
was ready to disappear. Anyway, she said she’d wire me more money
as soon as I found an apartment to rent. I said I’d go looking as soon
as possible and hung up.
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Chapter 62
Ramon didn’t say when or where he was going to rob the guy,
so I was anticipating him doing it in the car. All he had to do was pull
out the knife, take the money, and we would run. I had slipped off my
shoes in the back floorboard and took off my socks. I eased them onto
my hands and began wiping down the areas I had touched. I put my
shoes back on and waited for Ramon’s play.
As we got inside the house, the fat guy sat on the sofa and
patted the seat next to him, wanting Ramon to join him. Ramon sat
next to him, and then he pulled out the knife. The guy looked at the
knife, then, looked at Ramon and me. Ramon told him all he wanted
was his money. This fat fag erupted into a grizzly bear. Ramon
jumped up off the sofa, aiming the knife at the guy. I was standing just
inside the doorway. The fag got up and lunged at Ramon, growling,
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Finally, the fag let go of Ramon. Ramon collapsed onto the floor,
trying to breathe. The fag grabbed his chest, took a gasp of air, and
then crashed into the coffee table, smashing it into pieces. Ramon and
I looked at each other like, “What are we gonna to do now?”
I checked the fat guy’s pulse and, sure enough, he was dead. He
had a heart attack from all the excitement. Being a criminally minded
individual, I knew we were now murderers. Time to boogie!
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rubber bands wrapped around it. I tossed all of this into the
pillowcase and went to check on Ramon.
Ramon finally came out of the bedroom. I told him to “get the
fuck in the car,” and we drove away. I drove us back to the beach and
dropped him off at the motel. I gave him the pillowcase and told him
I’d be right back. I had to ditch the car first. He took the bag and
walked into the room as I drove away. I went up the beach, about five
blocks from the motel, and parked the car in a spot between two
other vehicles, along a row of parked cars at a big motel. When I got
out, I used the socks I was wearing to wipe most of the places Ramon,
and I had touched. Especially the back door I had opened upon
initially getting into the car. I took off the socks, balled them up, and
went in search of a dumpster.
When I got back to the room, Ramon was dressed and going
through the loot. The cash was in two piles on the bed, about $7000 a
piece. Ramon put on a watch (a Rolex) and gave me my choice of the
other two. I took the Seiko watch and a bracelet, giving him the other
watch and the rings. The wallet with the badge was sitting right there
on my bed, looking like a bad omen. I asked Ramon if he knew this
guy was a City Commissioner and he said, “No”. He just knew he was
a fag with money. I took the rubber bands off the other wallet and
dumped out all sorts of business cards from detectives, sheriffs, and
police officers. There were three ATM cards, too. They had the guy’s
signature and four-digit pin number scribbled on the backs of each
card. I replaced all of them in the wallet and re-banded it together.
Then I tossed it into the small trash can in the corner of the room.
Ramon had the gun out, looking at it. I told him I should get the gun
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since he left my knife inside the dead guy’s house. Fucking idiot! I told
him to put the gun in the pillowcase and not let anyone see it. I went
to Sandy’s to stay the night. It was around 4 a.m.
I went from bar to bar and had a few drinks and bought a few
for some girls. By the time I made it back to the room it was evening
time. Ramon and the girl were gone, so I cleaned up the room and
kicked back on the bed to rest.
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I went back to the motel room to see what was up with Ramon.
We’d been watching the news for a couple of days, but no murder
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He went to the first machine and came back to the cab with
$500. Jackpot! We told the cabbie to take us to the next one. I went to
that machine, so not to get the cabbie suspicious. I got $250 from it.
The next machine gave us $350, eleven-hundred dollars that quick.
We split the funds 50/50 then I had the cabbie take us to the Western
Union. I told Ramon to hold onto the cab while I “sent some money.” I
didn’t want him knowing I was picking up three grand, as well. After I
got my money, we went back to the motel to celebrate our windfall.
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Chapter 63
For two full weeks, we collected $1100 from the banks. Then,
one day, the ATM Machine swallowed the cards, flashing a “See the
manager” sign across the screen. I knew it was time to boogie.
I went to see Sandy and fill her in on my leaving. She was sad,
but fully understood. She said she’d stay as my alibi when, and if, I
needed one, and I could always have a place to stay if I needed it. I
think there was one more romp in the bed and went to my room to
pack up.
Ramon had the same whore he’d become accustomed to. They
were going at it with the blinds down and a tiny piece of crack. I went
about my business packing my stuff; I didn’t have much. All I had was
my clothing, a Walkman cassette player and tapes, and some hygiene
products. I was ready to go in a few moments. Getting Ramon to stop
getting high long enough to pack was another story.
I don’t have any idea as to why I was still hanging around this
chump. I guess it was because he acted like he knew his way around
Fort Lauderdale, and I didn’t. He knew more of the ways of Florida
than I did, but I was quickly learning.
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Ramon knew I still had money, but he had no idea I still had
close to $18,000 stashed in my bag. I kept a close watch on the bag, as
I only had a couple hundred dollars on me, claiming that that was all I
had left. He thought I had spent all of my money on escorts and
whores. I wanted him to continue to think that.
I went inside the station and put our bags into a storage locker.
I noticed how much heavier his bag was, and I dug around inside it. I
found the 9mm. I took it and put it in my bag, then locked the locker
and put the key in my pocket. I figured he wasn’t stable enough to
have control of the gun, so I’d hang onto it.
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I went outside to find Ramon still fuming about the lie we were
told. I told him to calm down and let’s think. We could go back to
Miami and do some robbing there. That was our initial plan, so we’d
search out the perfect place to hit and then flee to LA. He calmed
down a bit while I went to talk to the two college girls.
They were leery of Ramon, due to his drug addicted looks and
outburst, but I assured them that he was harmless. I told them we
were being re-routed back to Miami and we would be on the same
bus as them. They told me that I could come and see them at their
hotel in Miami when we got there, but not to bring Ramon with me. I
agreed. We went to the side of the bus station, and I smoked a joint
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with them. When our bus arrived, we got on it. I sat in the back of the
bus with the girls while Ramon sat alone and slept all the way back
down south.
I went back inside the station and asked the manager if he’d
just sell me a one-way ticket to Fort Lauderdale. He gave it to me for
free. I put my bag in the storage locker and put the gun in my
waistband. I awaited Ramon’s return.
When he came back, he was high and happier. I told him I had a
change of plans. He was going to get on the next bus heading north
and I was going elsewhere. He said, “No problem. Give me the gun.” I
said, “That ain’t happening! You get on that damn bus, or we’ll end
this shit, right here, by me blowing your brains out!” He saw I was
serious and said, “Okay, dude! I’ll see you again.” I said, “I hope not!”
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I ended up hanging out with them for about three days. They
were very cool and easy-going. I slept with one of them the whole
time I stayed with them. They were rich kids from Illinois, traveling
south on daddy’s credit card. They were going to Key West, next, and
invited me along. I declined. I decided to go back to North Carolina
and squash my probation problems with the money I had stashed.
When they left, I saw them off at the bus station. Then I bought
myself a one-way ticket back to Hickory. When my bus came, I
boarded it and thought about the past few weeks. What a crazy ass
ride I just had. I hoped it would slow down some so I could find some
normalcy. I even decided to try and smooth things over with Cheryl.
She’d be a good girl to live with, and I would pay her back, so I knew
she’d take me back. Well, we’d see what was what when I got back
home. I wanted to stop off in Fort Lauderdale to see Sandy once
more, first.
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Chapter 64
She said Ramon had come by, trying to smooch a free room, but
she sent him on his way. She didn’t like him and told him so. He called
her a worthless whore as he was leaving. I told her, again, that I may
need her as an alibi if I ever got caught for that robbery, because I
believed he’d try and tell on me, too. I told her what had transpired in
Miami and Tallahassee. She told me to be careful, and I said I would.
She fed me a good home-cooked meal and I stayed the night with her.
The next day around noon, I took my bag and walked to the bus
bench on the backstreet, called Birch Road. I sat there and waited for
the city bus.
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After about 20 minutes or so, they came back in the room. The
cop that was going to be the “good cop” told me to make it easy on
myself and tell them what I knew about the murder. I told him I knew
nothing of any murder and wanted an attorney. The “bad cop”
punched me in the left ear, knocking me out of the chair. If I wasn’t in
handcuffs, I’d have been fighting both of them.
The good cop helped me up while the bad cop kept cussing me
and calling me all sorts of names. The good cop escorted the bad cop
out of the room. I was pissed off. I knew I wasn’t going to fall for the
murder, I also knew anything was possible. I just had to stick to my
story and not let them trick me with this “good cop, bad cop” shit.
For what seemed like days, I sat in that chair and got
interrogated. I was spit on, slapped, punched, and knocked out of the
chair dozens of times by the bad cop. They tried to wear me down,
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but I wasn’t budging. I told them I had an alibi for every night they
were questioning me about, and that I’d sue their asses for assault as
soon as they gave me an attorney. They kept up their charade.
Finally, by what must’ve been the next day, the bad cop came
into the room with some huge plastic baggies. He tossed them onto
the table and told me that he had all of the evidence he needed to put
me in “Old Sparky” to die. I looked at the bags and saw Ramon’s shitty
clothes in one bag, and shoes in the other. I began to laugh, and that
really pissed off the bad cop.
Finally, they both came back in the room and showed me some
photos. They were of me at the ATM machines. Little did I know,
ATMs had cameras at all sorts of angles. I looked at the photos and
then sat back in the chair. I asked for a lawyer, once again. The bad
cop said that Ramon was telling them a very interesting story about
me. How I was the mastermind behind the murder and the actual
killer. How he just followed me because he was scared to death of me.
I laughed some more.
The good cop sent bad cop out of the room. As he was leaving,
he made a point to tell me to watch out for him. When he opened the
door to exit, he told me to look his way. Across the hall, in another
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The good cop sat in a nearby chair and asked me some more
questions. But I refused to answer him. He asked me who my alibi
was, and I told him. He went and got a phone and dialed her number.
He talked to Sandy for a few minutes, and then hung up. He said she
was going to come to the station and fill out a witness report for me.
Good girl! He then said he was going to take me to a cell to get me
cleaned up and call an attorney. I told him I refused to leave that
room until my attorney arrived. He got up and left the room.
Good cop came back in the room and asked me if I was satisfied
and I said, “Not yet!” He asked why. I told him I’ll be satisfied when
my real attorney shows up, so I could sue their asses off for the abuse
they caused me. He called two officers in the room, and they led me to
a cell.
A few hours later, I was taken to the booking room and ran
through the works; booked, fingerprinted, and charged with first-
degree murder, armed robbery with a weapon, multiple counts of
larceny, possession of a concealed firearm, and more theft charges. I
didn’t see Ramon anywhere. I was taken to the Broward County Jail
and made to give up my street clothes for the jail garb. The next day I
was taken to the Pompano Detention Center and tossed into a pod of
blacks, Hispanics, and very few whites. The place was over-crowded,
so I had to sleep on a mat on the floor next to someone’s bunk. It
stunk and was very filthy, but it was what it was. I was looking at a
future of dying in the electric chair all because I chose a life of crime.
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After a few weeks, a trustee came to the pod asking for me. I
went to the bars to see what he wanted. He was wearing inmate
whites, which are for trustees and law clerks. He told me to fill out a
request to come to the law library for the next afternoon. I asked him
why, and he said that he had some important information for me to
give to my lawyer; it concerned Ramon. I filled out the request and
gave it to him. I tried to ask him what it was about, but he refused to
tell me until the next day. So be it!
At noon, the next day, I was taken to the law library with other
inmates. The trustee saw me and pulled me aside to talk to me. He
gave me a piece of paper with three names, telling me to call my
lawyer and give him the names. He said he and two other guys were
wanting to turn state’s witness on Ramon. Ramon was bragging
about how he killed the Commissioner and how he had a dumb hick
from North Carolina that was going to take the chair in his place. I
was in shock, but just as much exhilarated. I asked him what Ramon
had been saying about me, and he said that I was just a patsy for
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Ramon’s crime. I thanked him for his information and rushed back to
the pod to call my attorney.
Well, I walked to the beach and stopped off to see Sandy. She
was ecstatic to see me and showered me with hugs and kisses. I told
her about the jail business, and Ramon’s dumbassness that led to my
freedom. I explained that I had to report for probation, and the
Covenant House, the next morning. She gave me $20 for “walking
around money” when I left. God bless Sandy. I tried to call Cheryl, but
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her number was changed. I guess she finally realized I was a piece of
shit.
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Chapter 65
My first stop was the Covenant House since it was just a few
blocks away. I went in and told the lady behind the reception desk my
name and my reason for being there. She said she had expected me
the day before. I explained that I had stopped off at a friend’s place
for a meal and a bath, and got tired, so I slept over. The lady acted like
I committed a sin and warned me if I was on probation (I told her I
was on my way there, next) that I had rules to follow probationary
rules and the Covenant House rules. I knew, right then, that I
wouldn’t be staying there. To disciplined for me. She told me to hang
out for about 20 minutes while she went and filled out the paperwork
for my entry, so I went and looked at a bulletin board with postings
for jobs and apartments.
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Gary and I sat around our new room and talked. He was from
Miami and hated it; he preferred Fort Lauderdale’s tranquility. He
knew the Mexican through the Covenant House. Gary had stayed
there, too, and Manny came in one day looking to hire helpers for his
cleaning company. Gary was hired. Gary was temporarily sleeping on
Manny’s couch cause he, too, hated the rules of the Cuv. Manny lived
just a few buildings down on the Isles in a townhouse. Gary was also
a crack smoker. He asked me if I did it and I just replied, “No.” I didn’t
fill him in on my previous kaos. I didn’t even say anything about
being on probation. I had decided not to even go show up and report.
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was considered the “champagne floor”, for the VIPs and high dollar
customers. The lower floor was for the regular customers. It had two
bars and a dance floor, plus the stage for music acts. The upstairs bar
had sofas and love seats all around, with glass-top tables in front of
them, very plush.
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Before the club was totally cleaned up, the lead Haitian came to
me and gave me more jewelry and drugs. He had a couple hundred-
dollar bills, rolled up, that was used to snort cocaine. I pocketed all of
the cash and drugs and gave the Italian manager the cheapest looking
jewelry, an earring, a silver wedding band, and a wallet with about
$25 in it. He thanked me and told me to keep a close eye on “the jigs”,
as he called them, meaning the Haitians. “No problem!” I assured him.
Ha! I was the one he needed to watch.
For the next week, I put my plans into motion. I got in good
graces with the club’s manager and was figuring out just how I was
going to rob the place to get the most money. I knew I’d have to run,
again, but I didn’t mind that. I enjoyed living off the grid where no
one knew me and what I was about.
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We pulled into the parking lot about the time I usually show up,
maybe a bit early. Gary and I went to the rear door and hit the buzzer.
After a few minutes, the manager opened the door. I put the gun’s
barrel right between his eyes and moved him inside the club. The
manager got a pissed-off look on his face as I told him to lead the way
to his office. He said I was “a dead man” about 10 times. I told Gary to
put some tape on the man’s mouth; I was tired of hearing his voice.
Gary put a strip of gray duct tape over his mouth, then, I had him tape
the man’s hands behind his back. Duct tape is awesome stuff!
We left the club and headed to a fence that Gary knew about.
He said he knew some Jamaicans who’d buy everything we had,
including the van. We drove to Sunrise Boulevard, near the yellow
cab stand. We pulled up in some storage-warehouses that had drive-
through garages. I pulled up to the garage door that Gary pointed out
to me, and I honked the horn. It being almost 5 a.m., I didn’t think
anyone would be there, but I was wrong. The door started to rise up. I
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Gary spoke to one of the Jamaicans and told him what we had
for them. They lowered their weapons and told us to get out of the
van. We got out and I opened up the rear door. They saw what we
had, and everybody smiled but me. I was still nervous and conscious
of the gun I had in the back of my waistband. One of the dreads asked
Gary what he wanted for the goods and Gary looked to me. I said,
“Make us an offer.” The dread said he’d give us a few ounces of crack
for everything, including the van. I didn’t want any crack, but I wasn’t
willing to argue too hard. I asked if we could exchange one of the
ounces for some weed. They laughed and went to a 50-gallon drum
sitting in a corner and opened the lid. The dread opened the top and
pulled out a huge baggie of buds and tossed it to me. “Here, mon.
Smoke some Ganja of the Gods!” They gave Gary a couple of vials of
crack. Gary asked the dread, who appeared to be in charge, if
someone could give us a ride and he said, “No problem, mon. Where
ya be goin’?” I said to Hollywood Beach. We grabbed our already-
packed duffel bag out of the van and got into the back of a tricked-out
Cadillac.
When they drove off, I walked into the office of the motel we
were dropped off at. Once inside the office I rented us a room for one
week. Gary and I went to the room and laughed at our good fortune.
Gary had two ounces of crack to smoke while I had a least a quarter
pound of some awesome, long-buzzing reefer. I went into the
bathroom with a bag full of money to count. Gary was too busy trying
to get high to count.
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Chapter 66
I left the room and headed towards the beach. As I was passing
the motel’s office, I saw a sign pointing to the pool. It was only about
9 a.m. at this time, but I just wanted to see what kind of people they
had. To my surprise, there were two girls lying on lounge
chairs......topless. I couldn’t believe my eyes. I walked closer just to
make sure I was seeing what I thought I saw. Yup! Top-less!
I told the girl I was talking to that I had some good reefer, but
no rolling papers. Her friend was shielding her eyes and looking at
me, too.
The one I initially spoke to had short, brown hair and brown
eyes. The other had blonde hair and blue eyes. They spoke to each
other in French. Then, the brown-eyed girl told me that, yes, she had
rolling papers in her motel room. They gathered up their towels and
their suntan gear, and I followed the two sweet asses to their room.
They lived just a few doors down from me. Of course, they put on
their bikini tops before leaving the pool.
Their room was exactly like mine. It was an efficiency, too. The
rooms consisted of a tiny living room, a small kitchenette, and a
bathroom, and a bedroom at the rear. I sat down at the tiny table,
between the living room and kitchenette, and waited for them to give
me papers. I pulled a small baggie of weed out of my pocket. (I had
only taken a few joints worth out of my stash before I left.)
The blonde went to the back room and got completely nude.
She walked up to the table and handed me a pack of 1.5’s, then went
into the bathroom. I was slack jawed, but trying to keep my cool, at
the same time. The brown-haired girl came out of the bathroom with
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a towel wrapped around her waist and her breasts bare. I fell into
heaven.
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At 2:40 a.m. I heard their car pull up outside their room. I went
outside and they waved me over. Kim gave me her stripping bag and
Styrofoam plate to carry inside while she helped Cindy gather up her
things. We all went into their room. Cindy and Kim got undressed,
once again. I was loving this experience immensely.
When they both got out of the shower, Kim told me that the
Styrofoam plate was for me. It had a huge steak, baked potato, and
salad in it. I devoured it while she rolled up a couple of joints. When I
was finished she, once again, led me to the sleeper sofa. This time
Cindy joined us. We smoked a joint and things got really hot with us.
It was a “three–way from the Gods”, to a guy like me. These girls were
all over me, and each other. We went at it for a long time before I fell
asleep, completely exhausted.
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When they were done, Kim crawled onto the bed with me. I
acted like I just woke up. She began a morning ritual of sex. Cindy
climbed in bed with us. Good morning, Tommy Kaos!
At around 1:30 p.m., the girls got up and got ready for work.
Kim asked me if I needed to borrow their car for anything. “Sure,” I
said. She told me to drive them to work and I had to promise to pick
them up at 2 a.m. I promised! I drove them to Solid Gold, got two
kisses, and drove away thinking these girls are in danger of trusting
the likes of me. But…...I was having a ball, so I’d stay with it as long as
I could. They only had one more week before they had to go back to
Canada. I’d make all of my decisions based on that.
I drove their car all over the place. Up and down Fort
Lauderdale beach, out west to the Broward Mall, and all the way
down to South Beach. I purchased some skimpy bikinis for the girls
(not like they’d ever wear them) and some clothes for myself.
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At 1:30 a.m., I went and picked the girls up. They were thrilled
to see me, since giving me the car was a test to see how honest I was.
Ha! I drove the two beauties back to the motel room and we did our
usual throughout the night.
This went on for the remaining week. I’d drive them to work,
come back to their rooms, check out their stash spots, and go out to
cruise around. The day before they were to leave they were very
excited. I had told them that I’d made up my mind to go to Canada
with them. They wanted me to live with them there and they’d teach
me how to dance and strip. Ha! Yeah right!
We packed up our stuff and I got it all packed into the girls’ car.
Gary had told me that his mom lived in Miami. I told him to point the
way there.
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Gary made a deal with the dude and got in his mom’s car,
smiling. He handed me a baggie with a bunch of crack in it. I gave it
back to Gary and said, “You keep it! Drive me to the city bus stop.” He
looked at me and saw I meant it. They drove to a “decent area”, as his
mom put it, and let me out at a bus kiosk. I grabbed my bag out of the
floorboard of his mom’s car. (I had stashed it there when I came out
to drive the other car away.) They wished me luck and drove off. See
ya but wouldn’t want to be ya!
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Chapter 67
For a few weeks, I laid low. I stayed by the pool and tanned,
went to Summer’s at night, and just got lazy. No cops ever stopped
me, so I became comfortable with my existence on the beach. Every
now and then, I brought a girl back to my room, but I’d mostly stay to
myself. I didn’t want any relationships that would complicate things if
I had to flee. Sandy was cool like that. She didn’t tie any strings to me,
and I could do whatever, go wherever, see whoever: she didn’t care. I
was free and enjoying my freedom.
When the kid knocked the coffee onto his lap, the old man tried
to get up, but the kid slapped him, knocking his glasses off his face,
and made him fall over onto the floor. I jumped up out of my seat and
grabbed the kid to stop him from doing anything further. The dumb
kid started punching me. I dodged the punch and took the kid to the
floor. I sat on his chest and began to rain punch after punch into his
face. Someone grabbed me from behind and pulled me off the kid. A
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In the car, he told me that the kid owed him some money and
he had to put the word out on the street that he’d pay $200 to have
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the kid beat up. I looked at the old guy and just didn’t see that sort of
spunk in him, but I was clearly wrong. Looks are deceiving. At a
stoplight, he reached into his pocket and counted out $200 to give to
me, but I refused to take it. I told him I appreciated him for bonding
me out and he told me I didn’t have to worry about the assault
charges. He’d have them thrown out with the help of his lawyer. I told
him about my probation problems. He asked me if I wanted to make
it all go away and I asked him how that was possible. He said he’d
look into it and get back to me.
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I spent the day going over my motel room, searching for a good
hiding place for my money and gun. I ended up creating a hidey-hole
in the box springs of the bed. At least it’d be safe if someone broke in.
They’d have to really dig to find my spot.
I ordered some room service and got myself a big steak dinner
with all the trimmings, then smoked a joint and watched some HBO;
life was good at that very minute. No one but Milo knew where I was,
so I felt safe. Life was really good at that moment.
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Chapter 68
Working for Milo was easy. I’d meet him at McDonald’s, and
he’d tell me “yes”, or “no”, or “meet me outside my condo, at a certain
time.” He’d give me $100 whether I drove him anywhere or not.
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I called them up and got their orders. I put them together and
went to deliver them. They loved the weed and wanted to make sure
I’d be able to accommodate the demand. I watched Milo tear the
pound off a huge bale of the stuff. Yeah, I could meet the demand. I
cautioned the guys that I was the only one who could deal weed to
them and no one else. They agreed; my little weed business was
started.
I had a few girls I was seeing, but not steady. I’d visit Sandy
every now and then, but mostly go in search of new girls. The
Covenant House had a bunch to choose from. I’d meet them during
the daytime and hang out with them. I’d buy them food, clothes,
whatever, and get them high just to get them back to my room and
have sex with them. I became a “Dog” in their eyes, too, but that didn’t
stop them from calling me to see if I was in or not. I made sure to
never make a commitment with any of them. They were just for sex….
and to help me sell pot. Ha!
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He said his name was Jerry. I told him I was called Tom. He was
a very laid-back dude, so I decided to help him out. I asked him if he’d
be willing to hustle some of the weed he had just smoked and he said
he’d be willing to if it helped him get a room and a meal. I told him to
follow me.
I went to my place and got 20 dime bags of weed for him to sell.
I’d give him a chance to either rob me or help me make some money.
Either way, I felt good about helping this dude.
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usually sold for. The other hundred would be money for him to go to
a certain $20 a night motel and get himself a room and some food. He
thanked me, profusely. I told him I’d meet him the next morning at
McDonald’s to collect my money. If he was there, we’d talk about
future business. If not…well, then he just stole from me, and I’d be
looking for him. I vehemently explained that he didn’t need me
looking for him. He said I had nothing to worry about. I pointed out a
few places he could go to and sell a few bags. I wouldn’t be able to see
some of my beachcombers, so I told him to tell them that, “Tom sent
me.” And, not to give ANYONE, any credit. Cash on delivery! He
agreed and set about his tasks. I went to meet Milo and begin my day
of driving cocaine all over Broward and Dade County.
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My life was taking off and I was making so much cash on a daily
basis that I had no idea what to do with it all. It became a habit for me
to come home, empty out my pockets of cash, bundle it into a roll and
hold it together with a rubber band, then toss the bundle into a box I
had in my closet. I had a pile of beach clothing that I may have worn
once on top of the box. I very rarely wore any of the clothing twice.
The guys and girls at the T-shirt shops let me pick out whatever I
wanted on a daily basis. The dime bags of weed I had Jerry selling
was my ticket to a lot of free stuff. Anyway, the clothes were on top of
the box full of cash.
This went on well into late summer. I was fixing to turn 19 and
I had a ton of cash on my hands. There were times when Milo would
go off on a 2 or 3-day trip somewhere out of the state where I had to
conduct the business. He’d leave me enough bags of coke to supply
customers and I’d collect the cash. During those days, I didn’t allow a
soul in my room. Not even Jerry. I might be holding up to $50,000 for
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I found it hard to believe that I had that much cash. I had the
money from the nightclub and was bringing home close to $2000 in
cash, on a daily basis, for the past few months. Yeah, it added up.
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room table and talked about what I could do with my cash. I gave him
$100,000 in a brown paper bag. We discussed what I’d purchase in
the coming days. I wanted a vehicle and a condo, but we agreed that I
couldn’t just appear out of the blue with this much money. The
government would want to know how I got it, and I sure as hell
wasn’t going to tell anyone it was from dealing drugs. He talked about
trust accounts and overseas accounts. I put my trust in him and he
said he’d take care of it. I left it at that. I was told to go in search of a
car I’d want to buy and a condo. Not a problem!
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The condo itself wasn’t much to look at, but its views were
awesome. It had a balcony on the east side and the west side of the
building. I stood out on each balcony and viewed the ocean and the
beach from 15 floors up and knew this was to be my home. I told
William to do what he had to in order to get me the condo.
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I had Jerry and Milo help me figure out what to do with the
place. Being a handy individual, I took the job of painting for myself. I
left Milo and his girls to the furniture-buying (with my money of
course), and I got Jerry to go with me to the Galleria Mall on Sunrise
Boulevard to buy all my basic “home” needs; dishes, utensils, clocks,
bedding for my newly bought king-size bed and the queen size bed in
the spare bedroom, bath needs, lamps, knickknacks, etc... In a month,
I was loaded with everything I’d need to live. Jerry and I christened
each room with pot smoke to ward off evil. I just had to go out and
get a girl to christen my new bed. No problem! I cruised to the
Covenant House, picked up a cutie for $20 and we messed up my new
bed. Home Sweet Home.
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Chapter 70
For months, I lived as I usually did; I moved drugs all over the
place for Milo while creating my own network of purchasers. I was
rolling in the cash. I was living in my own home and things looked
awesome for me. People all over the beach knew who, “Tom and
Jerry” were so I was a bit of a celebrity. Being a drug pusher tends to
let you think that people you’re dealing with are your “friends”. In
reality, it's just the opposite. I knew that, so I kept my personal life to
myself. Jerry was the only “friend”, other than Milo, that I’d let up in
my condo. I kept my cash stashed in a box in my closet, so I wasn’t in
a hurry to invite anyone up. Of course, I’d bring the prostitutes up
and use their services in my living room but that's as far as I’d let any
of them roam, other than the bathroom.
I was roaming everywhere. Milo would let me use his car, most
days, so I could go all over the place. I tried to go to bars off of the
beach just to meet women, but I never felt comfortable with them. I
usually ended up right back at “The Elbow Room” or “Summers on
the Beach”. I met a few girls who I would have liked to date regularly,
but in the end, they wanted what I could buy them. So, I treated them
like whores since that’s all they wanted anyway. I was getting lonely,
though.
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The car drove like a Vette should; mean, grumbly, and fast. It
made me feel superior to everyone else in vehicles around me. I was
hell on wheels. Of course, I paraded the car up and down the beach
numerous times. I even celebrated a bit by picking up one of my
regular Cuv girls and got a blow job while cruising the strip. I had to
christen the car properly, didn’t I?
One day, while driving around, I met a dude at the Shell gas
station that complimented me on my car. He drove a brand-new
Mitsubishi Eclipse. We talked for a few minutes when I noticed he
was sniffling and having to wipe his nose. I asked him if he was sick,
but he smiled and said he was “Draining”. Which, to coke users,
meant he needed another snort of coke to stop his nose from running.
I told him if he ever needed “anything” to give me a beep. (I just got a
new beeper). He said he wanted to buy some coke immediately, so I
followed him to his condo just a few blocks away.
Tina opened her purse and pulled out a pill bottle full of crack.
She poured out a handful and counted out the amount for Mike’s
money. Then Mike gave me a couple hundred dollars for an eight-ball.
As I handed it to him, Tina smiled at me, and I at her. We had a lot in
common.
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On our way out to our cars, I gave Tina my beeper number and
she gave me hers. I let her know that I’d meet her anywhere, any
time. All she had to do was call and tell me where to be, and I’d get
there. She said she’d see if I was serious or just “playing” her. I smiled
and left.
Later that evening, I answered a beep…it was Tina. She said she
had a motel room and wanted to know if I’d join her. In 15 minutes, I
was knocking on her door. She answered it, naked. We spent a couple
of hours enjoying each other in all sorts of ways. We smoked a couple
of joints and talked about our different lives. She was married and
had two kids by huge black guy named Ray. He verbally abused her
but gave her anything she wanted. She just had to help him sell dope.
I was her very first white guy. She said she was always curious about
having sex with a white boy, and I had done to her what her friends
always joked about…making her gasp, quiver, and climax with my
tongue and fingers. She said she wanted to see me on a regular basis.
I had no problem with that at all. We met on a regular basis at a
variety of motels of her choosing. She became a steady booty-call for
a couple of years.
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I had a mini crowbar I kept in the trunk for changing a flat tire,
so I decided to use that on the doc. I drove into the driveway and
went to the door of a really nice house. I kept the crowbar at my side,
hanging by my right leg. I rang the doorbell. I was told the doc lived
alone, but I wanted to be careful. When the dude opened the door, I
swung the crowbar right into his left collarbone. CRACK! The dude
fell down into a heap on the floor, screaming. I rushed inside and told
the dude to shut the fuck up or I’d kill him. He whimpered, “What do
you want from me?”
I got to Milo’s and told him what went down. He laughed and
said I did a great job. He gave me half of the three grand for my
troubles. Not bad.
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Just like the doctor, the fag opened up his door to me. I pushed
the door open and smashed the crowbar into the fag’s left kneecap,
shattering it. I had to hit the dude in the head immediately
afterwards, because he started screaming like a woman. I got his door
closed and pulled out my gun to see if anyone else was home. No one
was there but the fag. I dragged him into the living room and slapped
him until he came to. When he opened his eyes, I had my gun staring
him in the face. He was scared to death, but I let him know not to say
a word. He understood.
I asked him why he kept on saying stupid stuff about Milo, but
all he’d say was he was sorry and wouldn’t do it anymore. I told him I
was sent there to kill him, but I was a fair guy, and I would cut him
some slack if he could come up with Milo’s money. With hope in his
eyes, he told me where to look for his cash stash. He only had about
three grand, but he quickly gave me his Rolex begging me not to kill
him. I told him he had to call Milo and apologize to him. If he did that,
I’d never see him again. He promised, and I left. Milo gave me the
Rolex for my help. Cool!
Next was a beach maggot, named Scott. Milo had loaned Scott a
couple of eight balls about a month before. Usually, Milo didn’t deal
with street people, but he knew Scott and gave him coke before on
credit. Scott always paid. This time, Scott was mouthing off about
Milo, saying, “Fuck that old man!” And “I ain’t paying him shit!” He
also said he, “thought about robbing Milo,” to a kid that Milo bought
McDonald’s food for a few times. Milo put me on him.
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Scott came to, and I put the gun in his face. I asked him why he
was mouthing off about Milo and refusing to pay. He said he was just
down on his luck, and he had heard that Milo had put a hit on him. He
never thought Milo would really go through with it. I assured him
that I was there to kill him. He pissed his underwear and started to
cry.
When he calmed down a bit, I told him I’d make a deal with
him. I’d tell Milo that I beat him to a pulp and ran him out of town. All
Scott had to do was leave town and never come back to the beach
again. He cried, and thanked me, and promised he’d leave
immediately. I warned him that if the cops were called, or I ever saw
him again, I’d blow his brains out. He assured me that Milo, or me,
would ever see him again. I left. And so did Scott.
I went and told Milo what I thought would suffice him about
Scott. He was pleased and paid me $200. He’d have paid anyone to
beat the guy’s ass. I took that money and I bought myself a whore. I
needed some relaxation.
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the only one who became my friend, but he wasn’t a maggot. He was
just a country boy, down on his luck. The maggots never looked for
reasonable futures. They just wanted to get high and party for the
day.
DJ crept over to Milo’s car and jumped into the driver seat. He
was looking for anything he could steal and sell for some crack. When
he found the keys, he decided to steal the whole car.
Milo came out and saw his car gone. He went back inside the
bar and made a few calls. He, then, caught a cab ride home.
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He had called them earlier about his car, but this time they had
the opportunity to take some fingerprints. They came over and took a
lot of prints. Milo made sure they had eliminated my fingerprints so
not to confuse their search. He paid the detectives some cash and
asked them to be as fast as possible. They said they would.
It only took the detective a day to figure out the thief’s name.
When Milo told me who it was, I knew exactly where the kid
“worked”, and told him. He made a call and gave out instructions.
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Chapter 72
I’m not sure exactly how long I was there, nor how many beers
I had drank, but by closing time, I was smashed. I barely remember
anything. What I do remember was falling off the barstool and an
angel helping me up. I couldn’t quite believe my eyes. She was blonde,
beautiful, and blue-eyed, wearing a security guard uniform. I thought
I was crazy, or maybe it was Halloween, and I just forgot my costume
or something. The bartender came over and helped her help me up
off the floor. I couldn’t speak coherently, but I did say “My Angel”,
while staring at her. She laughed, as she wrapped an arm around my
drunken excuse for a human body. I was fucked up.
She was strong for being 5’4”. I used her for a crutch while
trying, but failing miserably, to carry on a conversation with her. She
kept laughing at me, so that was a plus. We got to my condo, and she
helped me all of the way inside the elevator, but I refused to let her
go. She had to help me up to my condo, first. She laughed, again, and
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that made me lean onto her while the elevator climbed to the 15th
floor.
The very next day, I went back to Summers after I met with
Milo. I asked the daytime bartender about Amy, the security guard.
He said she only worked at night, so I’d have to wait until then. It was
a long day.
By 7 p.m. I was right back at the same table, minus the beer. I
drank Coke, instead. When Amy came in, wearing her uniform, I felt
like a smitten schoolboy. I waited for her to get settled into her post,
then, I went towards her. She saw me coming and smiled a beautiful,
welcoming smile at me. I properly introduced myself as “Tom” and
apologized for being such a wreck the evening before. She laughed
and said she normally helps people into cabs, not their condos. I
thanked her again and asked her if she’d let me thank her properly by
taking her to dinner. She looked at me, skeptically, and I told Mike,
the evening bartender from the night before, to verify for me as to
“not being a drunk”. He assured her that I usually nursed a beer or
drank a Coke when I came in. Last night was a first. He also assured
her that I was “One of the good guys”. She told me she’d think about it
and that was good enough for me. I gave her my beeper number and
left her to do her job.
The very next night I was back and waiting for her. She laughed
at my persistence and smiled when I gave her a rose. I asked her,
again, if she’d go out with me. She asked me if I liked steak and eggs,
and I told her I LOVED steak and eggs. She told me to meet her at 2
a.m. Hot damn! I had a date.
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We ate steak and eggs and talked about all sorts of topics. I
asked her to let me take her on a “real date”, and she agreed. It had to
be on the weekend since she was very busy throughout the week. We
set up a whole Saturday outing. I was happy with anticipation.
We’d spend our weekends together and I’d drop in to see her
every evening at Summers. On Friday nights, she’d come to my place,
and we’d spend the weekend together. Milo would do all the
deliveries on the weekends because I’d take the battery out of my
beeper. Things were running along smoothly for me. I was in love
with a great girl, and I was making thousands of dollars a week,
selling cocaine. No one was the wiser. No one at Summers told her
what kind of “businessman” I was, so I was liking that. I knew if she
knew I was dealing cocaine, she’d run for the hills.
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mom loved me. We ate a huge meal and opened presents. I gave Amy
a $10,000 necklace. Everyone was stunned by it. I was “rich and
money wasn’t anything to me,” I said. I do believe Amy loved me, too,
but I’m not 100% on that. I’m pretty sure she and her dad ran my
“name” through the police database but came up with nothing. I had a
clean name, so I wasn’t worried. But if they checked harder...it’d be
found that my “mom and dad” weren’t dead. They lived in Michigan.
By the time spring break came back around, I was still moving
cocaine and marijuana all over the place. Amy and I still had our
weekend routine and she, still, worked Monday through Friday and in
the evenings at Summers. My days were spent on the beach.
Jerry would come up and down the beach, and we set up some
lounge chairs in a parking space right along the beach wall. We’d
even feed the meter since we’d occupy the space. The meter maid
would roll up to us and shake her head. She marked my flip-flops
with chalk once, just to laugh at us. We pissed a lot of people off by
taking the space, but Jerry and I could fight well, so not too many
people messed with us.
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fumes in our faces as it passed by. When it stopped, I saw a site that I
didn’t see too often on Fort Lauderdale beach… Two of the finest,
light-skinned, black girls I had ever seen got off the bus and walked in
our direction. Jerry and I gawked at them and said “Hello” as they
passed by. They smiled and kept on walking.
One was tall, around 6’. The other was about 5’6”. Both wore
bikinis with wrapped-around-sarongs. Both…were absolutely hot.
The tall one’s name was Shelley, and the short one’s name was
Amber. I took a liking to Shelley while Jerry talked to Amber as we
smoked a joint with them in front of everyone on Fort Lauderdale
Beach.
At first, I took them in the billiards room to play some pool and
listen to the jukebox. We smoked a joint and hung out for a while. I
sweet-talked Shelley into following me across the hall to the banquet
room. I got her on the sofa, and we went at it, hot and heavy. We had
quick sex on the sofa and went back into the billiards room to catch
Jerry and Amber. He had her bent over the pool table. I closed the
door quickly and told Jerry, through the door, that we’d meet him
upstairs at my place.
Jerry and I kicked back and laughed at our luck. We both had
our share of girls chasing after us, so it was a treat to chase after girls
for a change. This was Jerry’s first ever experience with black girls.
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He liked it. “It’s all pink, inside,” I told him. Jerry left, and I went back
to business as usual.
She told me she had just arrived from Jamaica a few weeks
before. She hadn’t finished high school in Jamaica and wanted to
come to America. She lived with her dad, a jewelry dealer, while her
mom lived in Fort Lauderdale and was remarried. She came over to
stay with her mom. Her mom wanted her to finish high school in
America, so she enrolled at Stranahan High School. She didn’t like it,
so she skipped school to come to the beach. She left every day at 2
p.m. so she could act like she just got out of school. No one was the
wiser.
I juggled both girls for about three weeks, until tragedy struck
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her, and she was crying, asking me why I was cheating on her. I
turned and ran after Amy.
Amy made it back to her car before I could stop her from
leaving. My heart sank as she peeled away from me. I went up to my
condo to wallow in my own self-pity.
She came up, still crying. I let her in, and she walked into my
arms. She cried and cried, telling me she loved me and asked me why
I was cheating on her. I told her the truth.... That I was cheating on
Amy with her. I couldn’t help it, I told her. She (Shelley) was too
beautiful, and I had to have her. To calm her down a bit, she let me
lead her to my bedroom. I peeled off her clothes and made love to
her, over and over again. When we were spent, she said she forgave
me and asked me to promise not to cheat on her like I did with Amy.
Of course, I agreed, not intending to keep that promise. I still wanted
Amy.
Shelley woke me up the next morning. I buzzed her up, and she
got naked and climbed into bed with me. This began our routine.
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dumps by smoking pot 24/7 and even drinking alcohol, too. That all
changed, overnight.
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The next morning around Shelley’s usual time, she buzzed me,
and I let her up. I wasn’t up to our usual sex romp, so she just cuddled
up next to me. I went back to sleep.
By her usual 2 p.m. bus ride for home, she was back to normal.
We talked about my side business as just that, a hobby. She told me
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The next morning, she came back at her usual time. This time,
she came with a “present” for us. She got naked and climbed into bed.
She reached over me and grabbed my water bong. She put some of
my pot into the bowl, and a piece of crack on the weed. I asked her
what it was, and she told me. I let her straddle me as she fired up the
bong. She took a massive hit and set the bong on the nightstand. She
laid on my chest and locked lips with me, blowing me a shotgun. Not
really thinking straight, since I had this gorgeous girl riding my dick, I
inhaled the smoke. When I blew it out, I got a tingly sensation all over
my body. I swear my dick grew a couple more inches. She loaded the
bong up again and blew me another shotgun. I got even higher.
I asked her where she got the dope from, and she said she stole
it from her cousin. He had a big baggy full and wouldn’t miss any. We
ended up smoking all of the way up to the time she had to leave. I was
high as a kite by then.
When she left, I had to call a dude I sold coke to and had him
talk me through the simple process of cooking up the coke into crack.
After a fumble, or two, I got it straight. I sat in my living room on the
sofa smoking crack and watching the beach life through another
afternoon, evening, and night. I had to unplug the phone and beeper
to keep my place quiet.
The high was totally opposite of the first time I tried it. I didn’t
get queasy or vomit. I got lifted to a whole new reality it seemed. My
senses were heightened. I could hear things that I was certain weren’t
my imagination. Every nerve in my body was alive and alert. It felt
euphoric; yet, after a while I got to a point of wanting to be the only
human alive. The world could’ve passed away and I’d not have cared
at all. Time passed by so fast, it was amazing.
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By 9 a.m. the next morning, I was still sitting on the living room
sofa with my bong, weed, and a plateful crack. Shelley buzzed to be
let up and I hesitated, but only for second. I wasn’t sure if I wanted
any company or not. But…just thinking of her and sex...I buzzed her
up.
When she walked in, she said, “My God Tom, what ya been
doin’ mon?” I told her I’d been up all night, waiting on her. I told her
to take her clothes off and do a hit. She didn’t hesitate. In 5 minutes, I
had her high, nude and bent over the sofa. We got high until 2 p.m.,
when she had to leave again.
Once again, I smoked most of the day. At least, until, the guard
at the gate buzzed the intercom and told me I had company trying to
contact me. I went on a balcony, and saw it was Mike, the dude I had
bonded out of jail.
I got dressed and went down to the gate to see what he wanted.
I went to him, because I knew he did coke and crack, and I could talk
to him about my new experience. Also, I could leave with him and
hide out to do some more coke, with no one to bother me.
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high, but my body wasn’t having it. I was awake for six straight days
before I finally put the pipe down and went to sleep.
When I awoke and realized where I was at and what I had done
for the past week, I had to come up with a good story to tell everyone.
I came up with the guise of having met a girl and going to Key West to
relax. Simple enough, the only person, I felt, I owed an explanation to
was Milo. But, I had the feeling that I had to give everyone else the
same excuse, so no one would know my shame. I felt shameful for
having weakened to the point of smoking cocaine. I’ve seen how it
made people do all sorts of crazy stuff and I had vowed to never do it,
but here I was…knowing exactly why they kept up the chase. It was to
feel that very first euphoric hit to your system of, “AHHHH, all was
well with the universe, and nothing can harm me!” But that euphoric
feeling fades fast, and you keep chasing it. Hit after hit after hit.
At home, the gate guard told me I had had a lot of callers and
visitors, especially Shelley. I thanked him by giving him a couple
hundred dollars for his help in silence. He became a trusted hire.
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He sat on the arm of the sofa and asked me how long I’ve been
on cocaine. I told him I had just started doing it when Amy left me. He
told me to get up off my ass and clean up the mess that was on my
coffee table. We had to talk, but he wasn’t going to sit there and stare
at all the bullshit I had lying on the table.
It was a mess. I had ash trays full of cigarette butts and ashes,
bent cans I had used for smoking, Brillo and glass stems, matches,
lighters, and all sorts of crack contraband lying there. I sighed and got
up and started cleaning.
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When Shelley arrived, I made her leave. She got upset but did
as I asked. I explained my plans to her and let her know that if she
wasn’t with me on this, then she could go on with her life. She said
she “loved me” and would do what I asked of her. My first request
was for her to never bring any more crack to my place. She agreed
and left me so I could sleep off the coke from the night before.
The next day, I felt refreshed, alive, and with purpose. I didn’t
have to hide anymore, especially from Milo, so I could go about my
daily business and feel good to know that I had a handle on my
situation. I met Milo at McDonald’s and we discussed the day’s
business.
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Chapter 75
One of the clients Milo had me deliver to, lived in Boca Raton. I
had been introduced a couple of weeks before. I had some trepidation
about going to this guy’s home because he freaked me out.
On our first visit, it was a normal day and a normal drive for
me. I was driving Milo so he could show me how to get to the guy’s
place. We pulled up to a gate along a road that ran along the beach.
The residences on the beach side owned their own homes, mostly,
with private beaches. Rich! Very rich!
At the gate, Milo pushed the intercom button for entry. The
gate opened and we pulled in, and up, towards a staggered level
condominium. It had four condos, and each had a pull-in garage. As
we drove up, the southernmost garage opened, and we drove inside.
We pulled alongside a Rolls-Royce and a Mercedes-Benz.
We got out of the car and walked to an elevator. Milo said there
wasn’t a stairwell, except for an emergency one. The elevator went up
to all three floors. Even the elevator was classy. Light music was
playing, and I was surrounded by mirrors.
The elevator door opened on the third floor and into the living
room. It was huge, spacious, and beautiful, loaded with antiques. You
could smell the money. When we walked inside an older, white-
haired man got up off the huge sofa and came towards us, smiling. He
said, “Hello” to Milo, and then Milo introduced me to Sheldon.
Sheldon was a very flamboyant gay man. He, in turn, introduced me
to his “houseboy”, Chico, and his “maid”, Dave.
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all: a wrestling mask on his face. Sheldon said he was very eccentric
and didn’t like strangers to see his face. He had a “famous” face
Sheldon said. Milo said he’d never seen it, either.
After taking in all the craziness, we went into the living room
and sat down. Sheldon and Chico sat on the sofa side-by-side, and
Dave went into the kitchen. Milo and I grabbed a couple of chairs.
Milo told Sheldon that I’d be delivering to him from now on. Sheldon
said it wouldn’t be a problem, but he had a request…... Would I be
willing to bring him a prostitute with me every time I came? He’d give
me $500 for every girl I delivered. I immediately said it wouldn’t be a
problem. The money was well worth the trip. He said he didn’t care
what the girl looked like, just so she’d be willing to make short porno.
He’d pay her $500, too, and take them back to wherever they came
from. I agreed to the deal, and we left.
When Dave came out with the girl, she was looking good. She
had on a see-through teddy and was smiling like she knew she was a
star. Sheldon let her do some cocaine and smoke a joint, then we all
climbed on the elevator and went to the first floor. The door opened
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I was kind of excited to watch a porno being made, but not too
excited about being in such a small area with two homosexuals,
although they were on the other side of the video machine. I kept
telling myself to hold my composure while watching the sex play out
before me. If either one of these two dudes, tried to come near me
during the event, I’d have a fight on my hands.
Dave had gone into the bathroom and changed his mask he was
wearing. The new mask was glossy black with lots of zippers all over
it. Spooky, yet in a Dominatrix-type design. He also came out wearing
nothing else. The guy was hung like a horse. He had the biggest dick
I’d ever seen on a human being before. It was freakishly huge. The
girl was looking at him like there was no way she was going to be
able to handle that much dick. Dave casually walked up to the bed
and began tying her hands to the silk ropes hanging from the
bedpost. Then he tied her feet, too, as he was walking around the bed
preparing the girl. Sheldon kept talking into the microphone, telling
Dave how to tie her up, telling the girl to try and look lustful, sexy and
to squirm when flirting. She obeyed as best she could. I could tell she
was really thinking about the size of Dave’s dick.
Dave climbed onto the bed and got up to where he could put
his dick in the girl’s face. He rubbed the head of his dick over her face
and mouth having her lick it as he worked it into a massive foot long,
beer-can thick cock. He kissed and probed his way all over her body.
He fingered her tits and began plunging fingers into her pussy until
she squirmed and moaned. Sheldon was constantly telling Dave what
to do.
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After a few minutes, Sheldon told Dave to begin fucking the girl.
She kept trying to act sexy, but I could see she was scared. I was
anxious to see how she took Dave.
Dave got between her legs and eased the head of his dick into
her. She moaned and acted like she liked it. Sheldon told her to
squirm and moan with pleasure and say “Yes, baby!” and “Give it to
me!” She did a good job until Dave started to get excited and began to
push more and more of himself into her. His rhythm began to pick up,
too. The girl began to pant and moan, and then she started to ask
Dave to go easier. That just made him push harder. The more she
complained, the harder he fucked her. In no time, he was plunging
himself into the girl, making her scream for him to please stop. That
excited him even more.
Sheldon told Dave to fuck her in the ass. This got the girl really
crazy. She began to squirm, buck, yell, and curse. She began to scream
about not wanting to be paid but wanting to be set free. Dave lifted
her up enough to put his dick head at her asshole and he worked it
into her. She screamed like someone was killing her. I was squirming
in my chair because I felt all her screaming would bring the police,
but Sheldon and Chico were both locked in, watching the scene
before them, no worries at all. I thought the whole thing was part of
an act, but it still bugged me.
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While Dave was punishing the girl, Sheldon told him he could
“Finish it!” I thought, “Good! This should over with.”
Dave was ramming into the girl’s ass as hard as he could. Blood
was everywhere. His punches had the girl’s face beat to a pulp,
leaving her moaning and crying. Dave stopped for just a second. He
reached under the pillow the girl was lying on and pulled out a huge
butcher knife. I thought “Oh shit!”
Dave got up and went into the bathroom and closed the door. I
stood there looking at the carnage lying on the bed. Sheldon turned
the light on and the film recorder off. He said, “I don’t have to tell you
that you didn’t see this, right?” I said, “Man, I ain’t seen shit!” He said,
“Good!” and laughed like it never happened. I told him I had to go,
and he told Chico to see me out.
I drove to a pay phone and called Milo. When I told him what I
saw, he laughed at me. He said I had witnessed my very first “Snuff
film”, like he was proud or something. It disgusted me. I told him I
wouldn’t be going back to Sheldon’s in the future. He had to do that
himself. I also told him I’d be going on my weekend vacation starting
that day. He said for me to go ahead, but I should be back on Monday.
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Chapter 76
Walking into her home was like walking into an old movie
buff’s lair. Rich lair, that is. The maid let us in, and out of the room
came this white-haired, elderly lady with bright red lipstick caked on
her mouth. She flowed to Milo and gave him a hug and a kiss on the
cheek, leaving a set of red lips pasted as a gift on his face. He
introduced me and she shook my hand with a palsied, ring bejeweled
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hand. She led us to her living room, and we sat down. Milo sat next to
her on the sofa.
Milo told her that I’d be her new delivery man from then on.
She looked me over and joked that I didn’t even look old enough to
drive. We all laughed.
Looking over the place, I could see what Milo was talking about.
There must’ve been at least 20 huge movie posters hanging on her
walls. Zelda was shown in every one of them that had photos,
drawings, or some sort of image of the stars. A few had names such as
John Wayne, Humphrey Bogart, Rock Hudson and more. Movies I had
seen before.
Zelda got to really talking about her fame and all of the male
movie stars she had sex with. She was unbelievable and…she could
talk. My favorite part of all her stories is how she said she’s the
reason John Wayne walked funny. She said they shared a three-day
holiday after filming, and she fucked him too hard with her
Acrobatic/tantric skills; he never walked the same again. She said he
never credited her with her help in his famous stride, too, funny.
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me have them. She thought it was a crazy request but had her maid
bag them up for me. I told her I was going to cut all the paper off of it
and re-smoke the dope. She thought this, too, was crazy but not to
me. I knew there was a lot of T. H. C. just clinging to the roaches.
I had fun with her card showing it to Jerry and Milo, but I knew
I’d never go. I was too scared of getting my face out in major public;
being on the run from the law, I knew I couldn’t do anything to
jeopardize my freedom.
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I found the place easy enough. The security guard let me into a
building that was absolutely huge on the outside. Yet, you’d never
know it housed 100-foot-plus yachts. Not from the outside. He
pointed towards the yacht called “The Big Easy”.
Walking onto the yacht was amazing. I’d never stepped foot on
a boat like that before. It was a mansion on the water. It was very
rich, very classy, and very much something to dream about.
Chandeliers, marble, hardwood floors, and gold trim everywhere. I
was in awe.
She led me to a kitchen where I met two men, one a cook, and
the other, the captain. I shook hands with both, and the captain led
me away to his “office”, which was up some stairs and turned out to
be the pilot’s room. I explained my business and we chatted for a few
minutes while he opened up a small safe and paid me for the coke
and the pot. He then surprised me and asked me if I’d like to take a
ride on the yacht. “Hell yeah,” I said.
He called the girl, Lacy, to come and show me around and to tell
his two other deck hands to ready the boat for the short trip. Lacy
took me all over the boat, showing me everything. She told me they
were one deckhand short and thought I was the “new guy”. I told her
I wasn’t, and she made the comment of, “too bad!”
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Chapter 77
Back on the beach, crack was the drug that was earning the
money. I still sold a lot of cocaine and weed, but everywhere I turned
was a crackhead wanting a rock. I wanted to get into this business,
but I knew I had to rein in my own monthly habit before I even tried
to get into that market. I talked to Milo about it, and he told me to
leave it alone. I still wanted to get some of that beach money that I
knew was going into the pockets of the blacks that lived west on the
mainland. I also knew I couldn’t just cook up some crack from the
coke I sold because I’d lose money. Crack was made with additives to
“blow-up” or “fatten” the dope into a bigger quantity for more money.
I had to figure that out.
One day, while leaving the pizza place, I noticed a motel located
right behind the pizza places parking lot. There were a couple of
prostitutes I knew hanging out in front of the place. Not having much
to do for a few hours, I picked up “T” and took her to a different motel
for some sex.
When we were finished, and I was fixing to leave her with the
room and some cash, I asked her if she was going to buy some crack
with that money I gave her. She said she was. I offered to give her a
ride because I wanted to buy some crack, too. I explained to her my
idea of buying a load of crack to sell on the beach, and T put me up on
a great business opportunity. She told me to take her to Miami if I
wanted a very good deal on crack. “No problem!” I said.
She asked if I had a gun, and I said I did. She told me we’d be
going into a very bad part of Miami, and I’d need to have a gun out
and ready. Not one to pass up excitement, I got my gun from out
under the driver seat of the car and drove her to a place called “The
Bab” …. or Ali Baba Street, in Opa Locka.
The Bab was a one-way in, one way out street, used primarily
for crack and drug sales. It was run like a business, but you better not
come there fucking off, or you’d end up dead and gone. T informed
me of all of this during our drive. What made me continue on was the
amount and the size of the crack rock she said they sold. I saw lots
and lots of dollars in my pocket, so I kept on going.
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When we pulled onto the street, I had my gun out and in plain
view. There I was, driving a pearl white Corvette and looking like I
had money, and I was turning onto an all-black, all drug-related
street that was a dead end. I was going to die in a gunfight, or I was
going to buy a shit load of crack. One of those two things were going
to happen.
The dude came back out and switched places with T. He had a
bag full of crack. Huge pieces. I gave him my money and he gave me a
piece of paper with his number on it. His name was Ricky, and I was
to call him whenever I was in need. I thanked him, and T and I left.
I couldn’t believe my luck. T said I could take each rock and cut
them into quarters and sell them for $20 each on the beach. Not
wanting to be a crack salesman walking all over the beach, I had to
find a way to sell it without having to be out there all day. T suggested
that I talk to the woman who ran the Poinsettia Motel where I picked
T up at. She said the woman smoked crack, her sons smoked crack,
and she rented out rooms for crack. Perfect! So, when we got back to
Fort Lauderdale, I took T to the Poinsettia Motel, and we went inside
to find the manager.
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enough rocks for a two-day period. She’d sell part for me, and in
return I’d give her some for herself. We struck a deal, and I went back
to my condo to see what amount of crack I was given for my $500.
I dumped the baggy onto the dining room table. I took a count
and saw I had 150 nickel rocks. Not too bad for my money. I then
took a razor blade and cut each rock into quarters, creating 600, $20
rocks, for a total of $12,000 worth of crack. Good deal! I counted out
150 rocks and re-bagged them and put the rest up for later. I went
back to the Poinsettia.
The manager’s name was Karen. I got her, and we went into the
office. I gave her the 150 rocks and told her to give me two grand in
two days. After she calculated how much she'd have for herself, she
agreed. I gave her my beeper number and told her to call me as soon
as she had my money or needed some more rocks. I went on about
my daily routines.
By noon, two days later, Karen was beeping me. I went home
and got the rest of my crack and met her at the motel. She had my
money and was smiling. She said she never had her motel sell as
many rooms as she did now, so it was a hit. I gave her 150 more
rocks, collected my two-grand, and I left for Opa Locka. Time to re-up.
It was no one’s fault but my own, but you couldn’t tell me that. I
was too big for my own britches and thought I was the kingpin, or
something to that effect.
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Milo knew about the Poinsettia Motel and didn’t like it, but who
was I to listen to him? I thought I knew more than he did now, and he
was just jealous because I was clearing an extra 10 grand a week with
my idea. But being relaxed and complacent will put blinders on you
every time.
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Chapter 78
One day, I got a call from Karen. She was in jail for possession
and intent to sell, would I please bond her out? Sigh!! So, yes, I paid
her $10,000 bond in cash.
Karen and I had racked our brains trying to figure out how to
protect the drugs and the money in case there was a next time. And
there wasn’t any doubt to me that there would be a next time. I knew
the cops would watch this place, so I had to keep my distance. But
first, I had to come up with a way to try to beat the cops.
The pipe was about 6 inches wide, and it went right into the
ground. After thinking on it, I decided to try and open up the pipe and
take all the wire out.
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Things went back to normal for a bit. Karen sold crack, and I
kept her well supplied. I kept my ass away from the motel and had
her meet me at various places on the beach to exchange money for
more dope. The cops would cruise by the motel all of the time, and
every now and then they’d make an arrest. But it wasn’t raided for at
least another month. This time, I fell, too.
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At the motel, I had Karen give me two rocks, and I tossed them
into my shirt pocket. Karen asked me if I’d watch the front desk while
she went to do a quick hit or two of crack, and I said, “Sure!” Big
mistake!!
Next to the front desk was a small lobby with a few chairs and a
TV. The TV was on, and a John Wayne movie was showing. I sat down,
fired up a joint, and watched the movie until Karen came back.
I left out the front door and headed right down the side street. I
was going back to TCBY’s Yogurt Shop and then to the T-shirt shop.
As I was walking down the street, I was almost to the rear of Burger
King when a Fort Lauderdale police car pulled up next to me. The cop
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got out of the car and drew his revolver, telling me to get up against
the car.
My first instincts were to run, but I knew I wouldn’t get too far.
I cussed at the cop, trying to cause a scene, but he was steadily aiming
the gun at me, demanding I put my hands on his car. I did what he
said.
He drove the car a few feet into the back-parking lot, behind
Burger King, and you should have seen my astonishment. The walled-
in parking lot was full of cops and various uniforms. The “bum”
walked over to the car with a police badge hanging on a chain around
his neck. He asked the police officer if he found the two $20 bills I had
stuffed into my shirt pocket, and the cop gave them to him. He looked
at me and said, “You must be Tom! Pleasure doing business with you,
man. You want to give up your supplier and walk away from this?” I
said, “Fuck you, pig!” He laughed and told the officer driving the car
to take me away. As he walked away from me, he told another plain-
clothes cop, “Let’s go down to this motel!” I laid my head against the
backseat and thought of Milo telling me not to mess with crack
selling. I should’ve listened.
Well, this was a lesson learned. I had to toss out all of my items
of identification, because I wasn’t about to go to court for those drug
charges. Milo had William get me a new birth certificate and Social
Security card, and I got myself a new identity. Once I had a new ID, I
got myself a newspaper and looked for a place away from the beach
to rent so I could get off the beach for a while.
I had bonded out Karen, again, but this time she was smart
enough to have stashed the money and drugs in the lead-pipe. I got
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all of it back after the motel was re-opened in three days. I gave
Karen a portion of the rocks and some money and told her I was
going into hiding for a bit. She understood but knew that her party
was about over.
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Chapter 79
Raul owned both “The Toy Auto Store” and “Alpine Jaguar” that
was located beside the Toy Store. His mom and dad owned them until
they both died in a car wreck. He was about 32 years old and had
more money than he had brains, but he was a very reliable client, so I
called him about a car I saw on the showroom floor of the Toy Store.
A brand-new 1987 Monte Carlo Super Sport., jet black, all leather
interior and loaded.
For about three months, all went well. I did my deliveries, took
myself a few days each month to go somewhere and get high, and
then came back to work. My only problem was that I was becoming
addicted to coke. I’d do my binges, but I’d still try to smoke
throughout the week. I’d do my deliveries until I felt no one would
call me, and then I’d go to my condo and cook up an eight-ball to
smoke. Sometimes, I’d have enough self-control to stop when the
eight-ball was over, but mostly, I’d smoke on.
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I’d try to balance it and keep it out of Milo and Jerry’s sight; the
cocaine will control you if you don’t have enough self-control. I
didn’t! I began to smoke crack on a daily basis.
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So, I went to jail and my car was impounded. William came and
bonded me out again. I tossed yet another set of identification
materials into the trash. Milo had William help me get a whole new ID
with the threat of, “This is the last time!”
I had to let my Monte Carlo go. The cops wanted it for their
undercover operations, and since I was a wanted man, I couldn’t do
anything about it. Bye $32,000, not to forget the $10,000 to a
bondsman.
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me, but I wasn’t trying to listen. The cocaine had me by the balls and
no one could tell me anything.
Milo had given me a month to try and get my shit together, but
I was lost. I ended up packing up a couple of bags of clothes, and
personal items, and left the condo…on foot.
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Chapter 80
I got up and took a leak and saw that I was the guest of one of
my former prostitutes. She was cuddled up in the bed with some guy,
so I tried to stay quiet. After I was finished in the bathroom, I sat
down in a chair and tried to contemplate my reality. A) I was broke,
B) I was addicted to cocaine, C) I was a wanted felon, and D) I had
nowhere to live. I was fucked, but I had to do something. I always do.
I stole a cigarette from a pack lying on the table and left the
room. I stepped out into the madness. This place was full of people,
either lying by the empty swimming pool or just sitting on a lounge
chair by their room doors. Lots of people I knew, too. mostly street
hustlers and prostitutes.
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kitchen chair and felt great despair. I was at rock bottom, due to my
crack habit, but my mind kept saying its usual mantra, “Fuck it!”
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Chapter 81
She was 15 years old and living at the Covenant House. Her
mom was an alcoholic and would abuse her, so she ran away and
ended up on the beach. I asked her if she worked the streets and she
got mad at me for asking that question. What was I to think? Every
girl in “The Cuv” turned tricks. I apologized and asked her if she’d like
to hang out. She did.
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worn out due to her non-stop crack addiction. Vance liked her
because she had a car and would do anything he told her to.
Every time Vance came back with money, he’d come get me
and we’d go somewhere to buy crack. I got Trisha hooked on it, too.
She said she had never smoked it before, but I didn’t believe her. All
four of us; Vance, Dawn, Trisha, and I, would sit in either his room or
mine and we’d smoke until it was all gone. Afterwards he’d call up
one of his females and go get some more money.
There was Angie and Tony. They were a couple, but they both
prostituted themselves out for crack money, too. They’d fight with
each other, almost weekly, but would be right back with each other
within hours of the fight.
There was Stoner. He was young and hung out on the beach
playing, “Blanket-Bingo”. Blanket-Bingo was a thief’s job. He’d sit on
the beach wall and watch families lay out their blankets and try to
hide their car keys, wallets, purses, etc., under their blankets or
towels. Once the family went into the ocean, Stoner would casually
walk up to the blanket and wrapped it all up and walk away with it.
He’d go get someone at the Terrace to take him to the mall and would
buy all sorts of stuff with the cash and credit cards.
There was Mike. He’d walk up and down the beach, all day,
selling weed and bits of crack to tourists.
And then there was Josie. He was a huge, muscular black and
Spanish dude who worked a couple of prostitutes. He, too, smoked
crack.
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doings. Angela stood with me for about six months of it. The cocaine
became, “too much for her to put up with.” she cried.
I had acquired a day job for the weekends. The Fatman owned
a small nightclub in Key West called, “The Strand”, on Duval Street.
His assistant manager was stealing from him, so he gave me “Power
of Attorney” and a rental car and sent me down to collect the
weekends books and money. I ended up taking my best friend, Jerry,
on the first weekend.
Jerry and I got there around noon. I couldn’t get into the club
until the manager showed up, so we walked around Duval Street and
looked at the sights.
The following weekend went about the same way. Except for
this time, I took Gabe with me. Gabe was an Italian/Puerto Rican kid
that lived in the building, too. He smoked a ton of pot with me and
was like Jerry…... A chick magnet. Although I didn’t cheat on Trisha, I
did do a lot of flirting.
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When I came back home, this time I guess Trisha had had
enough of me, so she moved in with the dude from the weekend
before. I went to The Fatman, and he threw them both out. I went on
a week-long crack binge, after that.
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Chapter 83
Hanging out with Vance was the funniest time. The dude also
had a gift for gab. He could smile in your face and make you think he
was your long-time best friend, until he’d robbed you or cheated you
out of your money.
In my room, I inspected the bag and its contents. The bag was
an old-fashioned medical bag of very fine quality: leather, gold-plated
clasps, and hasps, very expensive. Inside the bag was 2 kilos of
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cocaine and a few grand in cash, plus some jewelry. I couldn’t believe
our luck.
Near the end of Vance and I hanging out together, he and Dawn
had a huge falling out.
Vance had been M.I.A. for over a week. He had left with one of
his women and said he’d be back in a few hours. He ended up going to
the Bahamas with the lady and didn’t think to tell us. Dawn was livid.
When Vance finally walked in the door, Dawn attacked him. It took
everything I had in strength to keep her away from him. Vance
explained himself and pulled five grand out of his pocket.
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Instead of giving the can to Vance, Dawn put a hit on the ashes
and smoked it herself. I smoked my hit on the glass stem. Vance
didn’t say nothing to Dawn because he was trying to make it up to
her. He quietly waited for her to finish her hit and put one on the can
for him.
After Dawn finished her hit she put another piece of crack on
the can. Instead of handing it to Vance she began to smoke it, too.
Vance asked, “What the fuck are you doing?”, but you could see
she was beaming from the first hit and wasn’t paying Vance any
attention. Vance reached over to take the can from her, but she
turned it away from him. Vance told her to stop smoking the hit and
put another one on the can for him. She wasn’t listening.
Finally, Dawn opened her door and jumped out of the car
rolling down an embankment. Vance got back into the driver seat and
got him and I back onto the highway. As we drove, we didn’t say a
word. I loaded a hit on my stem and gave it to Vance.
Back at the motel, Vance and I smoked for about an hour. Dawn
came into the room looking beat all to hell. She had a black eye and a
red ring around her mouth where the can had smashed into her face.
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She didn’t say a word. She walked up to Vance and hugged him and
said she was sorry. He gave her a hit, on his newly made can, and all
was well, again. Crazy motherfuckers!!!
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Chapter 85
A few days later, I got arrested. It was about 6 a.m. and I was
wide awake from an all-nighter of smoking crack with one of the
motel’s residents, tired, needing some sleep, and fresh air, I decided
to go out of the motel and sit on the steps in front of the place and
smoke a joint to help me come down off the crack. Sitting on the step,
I could look right up Birch Road. I saw a police car sitting there about
six blocks up the road, half on, half off of the sidewalk. Not thinking
that the cop could see me smoking a joint, I kept on smoking. After a
few puffs the cop car began to come my way. I put the joint out and
put it in my cigarette pack for later.
What the fuck are you doing?”, I asked him. He told me to calm
down before he arrested me for all sorts of shit. He wanted to search
the steps where I was sitting because he said he saw me smoking a
joint. I knew he had me, then. He stood me up against the cop car and
searched around the steps and in the bushes but didn’t find anything.
He came back to me and began emptying my pockets. All I had on me
were my pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and a ring of room keys. He
opened my cigarette pack and pulled out the half joint. Busted! He
smiled and placed me in the back of the car while reading me my
rights. Possession of marijuana. Sigh!
I ended up giving him a bogus name, and not the one I had an
ID for. I didn’t know if I would be able to get Milo to help me get
another set of identification, or not, so I just popped any old name off
the top of my head.
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all sorts of wrong to me. The judge was pissed off that the cop wasted
his time over half of a joint and gave me time served. Ha!
While I was in jail and being moved from the holding tank to a
bigger pod with more people, we passed other pods that was also full
of people. There was a long line of us being herded, probably 30 to 40
men. As I passed the pod, the Ohio boy came rushing up to the thick
glass of a pod and began waving frantically at me. I eased over to the
door to see what he wanted.
He said Josie had robbed someone while they were out and
about, and when the cops pulled them over later on, Josie jumped out
and ran away. The Ohio boy begged me to get Josie to come forward
and help him get out. He was being charged with armed robbery and
possession of drugs. I told him if I saw Josie, I’d tell him.
Later that day, after being released and going back to the
Terrace, I did see Josie. He said he and the Ohio boy robbed a fag, but
he didn’t give a shit about the kid. “tough shit!” was his reply.
The next time I saw Josie he was hanging out on the beach. I
stopped to talk to him, just to see what he was up to. He told me he
was following someone, and pointed out a site you don’t too often see
on the beach… A man wearing a three-piece suit. Josie said the dude
has been going in and out of T-shirt shops and various stores carrying
a leather briefcase. What made him stand out, even more, was that
the briefcase had a chain attached to it and the chain was attached to
the man’s wrist. We both knew that there had to be something
expensive in that case.
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Josie and I walked over to the car and looked inside to see the
case just sitting there. Josie tried to open the rear door, but it was
locked. I tried the other car doors, but they were all locked, too. Josie
told me to look out for the cops as he trotted across the street to a
motel.
He came back with a brick he had stolen from a flower bed and
threw it through the rear window. All sorts of Kaos ensued after that.
When the brick shattered the window a piercing siren went off
inside the car. Josie reached inside, grabbed the case, and off we ran.
About three hours later, I got a call from Josie. He was arrested
for breaking and entering, grand theft. He told me the case contained
thousands of dollars’ worth of jewelry and I was to get it, sell some,
and bond him out. I said I would. I waited till it got dark before I went
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rings, bracelets, and chains. Jackpot! The first thing I did was contact
Milo to see if he was interested. He was.
Between Milo and The Fatman, I sold about half of the jewelry
and collected close to 10 grand in cash. I then called the bail
bondsman and to see about Josie’s release. The bondsman called me
back informing me that Josie had “no bond”, due to probation
violation. He was stuck. I called Milo and gave him the rest of the
jewelry, minus some that I was keeping for myself, for some cocaine. I
spent the rest of the night getting high with a couple of girls who
lived in the motel.
The next day, Josie called, and I told him what the bondsman
had said. Josie told me to go ahead and put some money into his
account, and that’s what I did. I put $1000 on his account and that
was the last I seen of him, until 1994.
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Chapter 86
Another character I met, and hung out with around this time,
was “California Matt”. Cali for short. He was cruising one day and
pulled up to me looking for some weed. Jerry wasn’t around at the
moment, so I got in his rental car and led him to a weed-hole off of
Sistrunk Avenue, off the beach, inland.
One day, while driving along A-1-A, he saw a help wanted sign
in the window of a Subway sub shop. He found a parking space and
ran inside. When he came out he had two huge subs and a job
application. I asked him what was up with the application, and he
said he was going to get a job there for about a month. Thinking this
was totally crazy I asked him, “why?” He said he wanted to do a scam,
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What was so good about his plan was that his sales job was
based on commission, and he could take his sweet time selling ad
spots. He had no schedule to follow. All he had to do was call into his
company once, or twice, a week with his ad orders, “or lack of” and
that was it.
After the third day, he told me he was ready to rob the place.
His shift was from 3 p.m. to midnight. The manager worked the day
shift and Cali was the only head honcho, at night. The workers liked
him due to his happy, outgoing personality, so they accepted his
leadership quickly. When the manager left, Cali’s shift began. No one
questioned Cali’s decision to have a sub sale from the home office
memo he had (which he created) selling two for one subs. He had me
drop off a huge poster to place in the window to draw customers in.
By 5 p.m. the place was packed with people wanting their two-for-
one subs.
When midnight arrived, and the place was to shut down, Cali
and his few coworkers exited the store. In view of the workers, Cali
locked the store and, as he was told, slid the store keys under the
door, into the store. (The manager made him do this for some reason.
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were going to rob the place. I thought he might have all of the cash on
him, but he didn’t.)
“No problem!”, I said. We ate, then went and got us some crack.
In the corner, bolted into the floor was a round safe door. It had
an opening in the top designed for envelopes of cash to be put
through. It had jagged teeth with steel on both sides of the slot to try
to stop someone from trying to dig the envelopes out of the safe, but I
had just the perfect tool. A pair of hemostats about 8 inches long.
My first task was to put some tape onto the end of the clothes
hanger and angle it inside the jagged slot, to stick to an envelope.
Once the envelope was pulled up to the slot, I grabbed the envelope
with the hemostats and carefully work the cash-filled envelope out.
After about 30 minutes. I had a fat pile of envelopes lying on the floor.
When I got them all we locked the place up and left.
Back at the motel room, we started counting out our loot. Over
$3000 in cash. Not bad for an evening of sub sandwiches.
I asked Cali what he was going to do about the job, and he said
he’d go into work like nothing happened and see what the fallout
would be. I thought he was crazy to go back, but he said he had to, in
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order for him to not be a suspect. I asked him about the fake “two-for-
one,” sale he had initiated, and he said he’d just say he was trying to
generate some more revenue for the company. They had zero
fingerprints and no evidence of his wrongdoing, so all they could do
was fire him. Which was exactly what happened.
He was called to work about 10 a.m. and was told his entire
shift was under investigation and fired.
Cali said, “okay!” And we smoked dope all day long, laughing
about the whole thing.
After a few days went by, we both got arrested. We went to our
usual weed spot and got caught up in a sting operation. Cali was so
excited about it; I couldn’t help but laugh. He had never been arrested
before, so this was an “awesome experience” for him. For me, it
meant, another alias name and wasted hours in jail. We were
released at the same time, with the same two years’ probation. I
asked him about that being a problem for him, but he laughed it off.
He said he’d have his father…. A corporate lawyer call Fort
Lauderdale and get it all reduced to a fine. “Must be nice”, I thought.
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Chapter 87
A lot of stuff has happened to me, with me, and because of me,
at the Terrace. At this point, it’s the beginning of 1987 I’m a part of
the fabric that calls itself, “life” on Fort Lauderdale Beach. I’m still
known as, “Tom” to everyone, but I’m not the Tom that I was just a
few months before. I’m not loaded with cash, nor driving a nice car,
and living in a condo. I’m dirt poor, living in a crack infested motel
full of beach maggots and prostitutes. I sort of considered myself, “at
home” with everyone. Like a chameleon, I blended in.
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One such girl was Angie. She lived in a motel with her steady
boyfriend Tony. Tony was like me, a fighter. He fought all of the time.
He and I didn’t like each other, though. And she had made a comment
that I was, “fine and cute” to one of the other girls once. He got irate
about it. Angie wasn’t that pretty, but she had a smoking body. Every
guy at the Terrace knew not to mess with Angie, because not only
would Tony fight, but he liked to play with knives. He scared people.
He never said anything negative to me about the comments she
made. But he wasn’t friendly to me, either.
Well, Tony fucked up! He had got drunk on the beach and
pulled his knife on someone in front of a cop. Off to jail he went. He
was on probation, too, so that would cost him a “no bond-hold” and a
future prison sentence. It, also, cost him Angie. She wasn’t the type of
girl to just sit around and wait, so she came to me. I consoled her,
gladly!
Next, was Jen. She lived with a guy everyone called, “Tattoo”.
He did a lot of crappy ass tattoos, on anyone, for $20 so he could buy
some crack. Jen was a condo timeshares saleswoman who rode a pink
beach cruiser bicycle up and down the beach while trying to hustle
clients for sales of the condo. She, also, prostituted herself as a
sideline income. I had used her services once or twice in the past. Just
like Angie, she wasn’t that pretty, but she had a good-looking body,
too. She showed it off all over the beach while constantly wearing a
pink polka dot bikini. She sold a lot of timeshares, as well as herself!
Like Tony, Tattoo went to jail for something stupid, and for
some odd reason Jen came to me. I let her stay with me for about a
week and, of course, we slept together. Jen fell in love, but I wasn’t
with it. As soon as she told me she loved me, I booted her out.
Everyone said I was crazy for that, because even though she
was a part-time prostitute, Jen was a very good girl. She gave all her
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money to her man and just wanted to be loved. But…. I wasn’t with it.
Trisha killed my heart and I, in turn killed Jen’s. Sorry Jen!
Next in line was a girl and her girlfriend. Ann was a stripper
who was gay, but her girlfriend, J. J. was bisexual. One day, I got so
drunk that I passed out in a lawn chair by the pool. I woke up in bed
with J. J. and Ann, not knowing how the hell I got there. J. J. said she
saw me by the pool, and it started to rain. Her and Ann got me inside,
cleaned me up, and decided to have some fun.
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Chapter 88
Out of the blue, The Fatman called me to his office and asked
me if I’d be willing to go to Boston, Massachusetts to do some
renovation work on house he owned. With nothing better to do, I
said, “sure!” He got me a rental car, gave me directions, and $1000,
cash.
There was a dude who was staying at the hotel called Terry. He
heard about my trip and asked me if he could go, too.
I told him I wasn’t feeding him, and I was going there to work.
He said he had enough money to take care of himself, but what he
really wanted was to go to Wildwood, New Jersey to see his folks. I
thought, “why not?”
I had Terry get out of the car and go knock on the door. An
elderly black lady answered it and gave Terry some directions to a
store where I could buy some warmer clothes. All I had packed was
one pair of jeans and no sweaters, jackets, or coats.
I got myself a good coat and another pair of jeans, I was ready
for the snow. Being from North Carolina, I already knew about how
cold it could be, but Boston was freezing. At the Fatman’s house, the
maid gave me directions to where Terry and I would be staying while
we worked. The Fatman had a couple of apartment buildings close to
his house, so we got to stay in one of the apartments. From having
lived in the Fort Lauderdale Terrace., I figured as to what state of
disrepair the place would be in, and I was right. It had five other
apartments, also. The one Terry and I went to bed and had no
electricity, so we froze the first night. We put down blankets in the
kitchen and used a kerosene space heater to keep us warm. The next
day, the Fatman had our electricity turned on.
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For the first week, Terry was very helpful. The weeks after
that…...he disappeared. I had to do most of the renovation all by
myself.
I had a little fun while in Boston. I got to go and see the real
“Cheers Bar”, and I cruised around Boston University. At night, I’d
cruise the downtown area and pick up a prostitute from the many
young college girls who worked at night to pay for college. All in all, I
liked Boston, but I was very ready to go back to Florida.
On the day I was to leave, Terry showed up. He had said he met
a fat girl at a bar and she “kidnapped him”. He said he had laid up in
bed the whole couple of weeks and apologized for him not helping
me. “No problem!”, I said. I had already paid him for the week he
worked, so I owed him nothing.
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moved out and moved in with Cheryl. I couldn’t believe they were all
living in that rundown, one-bedroom apartment, but there they were.
Uncle Jimmy was out on the road, but Mom, Uncle Rob and Mom’s
boyfriend were sitting in the living room drinking. I told Mom that if
she were sober by that evening, that I’d take her and Grandma out to
eat, but it wasn’t meant to be. I don’t know why I was trying to be
nice to her, but I gave it a shot. I then went and seen a lot of my old
friends.
The next morning, Terry and I got back on the road and headed
south. I was ready for some sunshine and good drugs. The Fatman
owed me a couple of grand and I was ready to party.
Terry and I got out and went to the entrance only to see a
notice from the Fort Lauderdale zoning commission, saying that the
building was “condemned and due for demolition.” UN-FUCKING-
BELIEVABLE!!!!!
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After he sold the hotel, he took the money and bought a bunch
of cheap, foreclosed homes in a three-block area of the school. There
were eight homes at first. My job was to live in each home and
refurbish it into an apartment house, turning each bedroom and the
garage (if it had one) into mini motel rooms. My rent was still free,
and I still earned a weekly paycheck, just like I did at the Terrace. He
got everything that was movable out of the hotel and put it into
storage, every lamp, table, chair, bed, lightbulb, curtain, dresser, etc.,
etc. Anything I needed to refurbish and create new bedrooms that I
could go get.
When he finally left me at the house I was to stay in, I got into
the rental car he had gotten me and went to a pay phone. I called, “T”
and had her meet me at a local motel for some sex, and to buy some
drugs, of course. I hadn’t seen her in a while, so we had some catching
up to do.
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Chapter 89
When I got bored with doing the work, I’d go and buy some
crack and smoke, smoke, smoke. I was getting back into my non-stop
binging, and it was slowing me way down. Not to mention, I was
having to go back and forth to some of the other houses I had
finished, because some tenant would break something, and I had to
fix it. I was getting tired of it all, so I ended up quitting and going back
to the beach.
The Fatman hated for me to quit on him, but I wasn’t hearing it.
I had to go. He gave me a few grand for my parting and I went to the
beach to find a place to live for a while.
I stayed with Sandy at her hotel for about a week. She was all
right to stop in and see, every now and then, but not to live with. I
ended up at a motel called, “The Raymonde”.
The Raymonde was a fleabag dive, but it was the cheapest spot-
on Lauderdale beach. For $20 a day, or $90 a week, you had a roof
over your head. The owner was an old drunk lady who didn’t give a
shit what you did as long as you didn’t tear the place up, or have the
cops come. I just wanted a place to get high in peace. I was put in the
rear most room of the place, so I was content…... Until I couldn’t find
some easily accessible crack. Then…. I got upset. Usually, there’s a
dealer or two, to buy from on the beach. But at this time, there were
only a few smokers, here and there, and they’d get a couple of rocks
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just to break them down and resell them. I decided to do the same
thing. I got a dude to give me a ride to Miami.
I got into a routine that let me finally get outside. I had Jerry
doing the marijuana trade and I had the crack locked down. Milo still
brought me cocaine as I needed it, but I wasn’t ready to try and sell
for him again just yet.
Whenever that was over I’d roam up and down the beach
selling crack and stopping in business bathrooms to do a hit. I was
staying high and enjoying the beach at the same time.
I ended up finding a beat up, old 38 pistol with three bullets left
in it. I gave the dude a couple pieces a crack for it, so I felt I got a good
deal. I also felt invincible now that I had a weapon.
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Later that day, I got in touch with Jerry and told him about the
two black guys selling crack on the beach. We felt that the beach
business was ours, so no one had the right to come in and set up shop
without at least getting our permission. Jerry wanted to know what I
was going to do, and I told him I was going to chase them off “our”
beach. Jerry wasn’t with it at first, but he gave in to me when I
assured him I wasn’t going to shoot anyone. I was just going to scare
them away.
Jerry and I had put out the word that we were looking to talk to
the two dudes who was selling crack. That afternoon a maggot came
to my door and told me the dudes were hanging out by their car just
north of the Pavilion and drug wall. Jerry and I locked up the room
and we went to the beach.
Jerry has never been in any kind of trouble in his life. I wasn’t
about to drag him to jail with me if that were to happen, so I had him
walk on the beach side as I walked on the sidewalk towards the
dude’s car.
The girls saw me and took off. The blacks saw me aiming at
them and they too, took off. They jumped into their car and peeled
out of their parking space. Not wanting them to come back any time
soon, I shot two bullets into the trunk of their car. They hauled ass
away, and so did I.
I ran home and took the gun and hid it. I put it in an old potato
chip bag and put it in some bushes next to the motel. Not knowing if
anyone would tell the cops it was me or not, I took all of my crack,
weed, and paraphernalia out of my room, too.
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About two weeks went by before the black dudes came back.
Except, this time, I didn’t have to chase them away. The cops did.
At my room, I dumped the bag out onto the bed and couldn’t
believe my luck. The bag had about 100 crack rocks, some mediocre
weed and about two grand in cash. Awesome, come up. I called up a
prostitute and hid out for few days. Talk about good fortune. Ha!
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Chapter 90
I got so bad that as soon as I’d walk onto the beach, people that
knew me would go in the opposite direction, for fear I’d try to,
“borrow” money, or rob them. I robbed every prostitute (male and
female), every little store around, and any fag stupid enough to walk
up next to me thinking I was on a stroll.
It lasted about six months without any arrest. When I did get
caught it was for sleeping on a bus bench with my crack pipe in my
hand, out in the open. I was arrested for possession of cocaine
paraphernalia and released on two years’ probation, under another
alias name. Again!
My gun was still stashed in the same spot I had left it in, so I got
it and robbed the first fag that came along. Crack called!
By the time the new year came around, I was skinnier, more
cracked out, and tired. Nowhere to live, sleep, bathe, or just relax. I
was a mess. No one trusted me, no one cared, so, why should I? I
wanted to put the gun in my mouth and pull the trigger, but I didn’t
have the guts for it. I put the gun into a tossed-out burger bag and put
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it in some bushes. I tossed out my crack pipe and sat on the bus
bench, next to the drug wall, and awaited a police officer to come by.
I didn’t have to wait long. It was about 2 a.m. and the beach was
dead. It was cold outside, and I was tired. A black female cop pulled
up to me and asked me why I was waving at her. I told her I was
wanted under numerous names and was wanting to go to jail. She
took down my real name and placed me in the back of her car, un-
cuffed. I explained that I was a crack addict and needed help. She told
me not to worry, that she’d put it in her report that I turned myself in,
seeking help for my addiction. I was carted off to jail a happy and
content man. I was ever so ready for a long rest.
I only had to wait about two months before it was sent off to
prison. The judge gave me some leniency since I turned myself in, so I
didn’t get that much time. 3 1/2 years would be the most I would do.
A year and a day, the least. With all my probation violations, I thought
I’d end up with at least 10 years to do. Everything was to run
concurrently, so I only had to do about a year. I was sent to Florida
City, Florida to Dade Correctional Institution.
For the rest of that year, through January of 1990, I did my time
at the Florida City Work Camp. The only thing that made any of this
outstanding, or even worth remembering, was a woman I met at the
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while being shirtless. There was only one female worker at the DOT
yard, but she was old and stayed in the garage office, doing her
secretarial duties. Just outside of the huge area I worked at was a
small building that housed most of the bosses and supervisors that
ran the whole operation. These people would drive their company
cars to my area to be cleaned. That’s where the women were hiding,
in that small building.
Also, during this time, I’d leave the DOT yard on foot and cross
the highway into a neighborhood, called Richmond Heights. It was an
all-black neighborhood, full of drug dealers. I went to get some
marijuana to take back to the work camp to sell. In a nutshell, I was
escaping and returning. The locals didn’t like that a white man was
running through their neighborhoods in prison blues, but money
talks.
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After I got out of the shower and dressed, Pam told me she was
going to let me drive myself to Fort Lauderdale. I thought, “Cool!” She
told me she had a couple of surprises for me and led me to the living
room. She picked up an envelope up off the coffee table and handed it
to me. I opened it up to find a car key and the title to a Mazda pickup
truck in my name. I was ecstatic. She led me to the front door, and we
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new/used truck. I cranked it up, played with the radio and all of the
other gadgets, like a kid with a new toy.
Back inside the house, she went to her purse and produced yet
another envelope. She sat me down and told me she loved me and
trusted me and wanted me to have everything I wanted. Even any
type of career I chose. I opened that envelope to find a cashier’s check
worth $25,000 in my name. I was dumbstruck. That was a lot of
money to be given to a roguish thug like me, but at that moment, all I
could do was stare at it and wonder, “why me?”
I called up Milo to let him know that I was out and then went to
see Jerry. We smoked a couple of joints and cruised around in my
truck until I had to go home. I stopped in on a couple of old, “friends”
and paid back some money I, “borrowed” during my crack addicted
idiocy, and then went right back to cruising A-1-A.
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I cruised for a while, until I saw a girl I used to pay for sex. I
always liked her, so I picked her up and we chatted about old times.
When she asked me if I wanted to trick with her, I declined. Instead, I
asked her if the “dope holes” were still open. (“Dope holes” are
places in the hood where you go by drugs). She pointed me to 13th
and 8th Avenue, off of Andrews Avenue, and introduced me to
Maurice; a fat black kid, around 15 years old. I bought $100 worth of
crack and began another binge. What a dumb ass!
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The cop asked me what I was doing out and about this early in
the morning, and I told him I was coming from a friend’s house and
was heading home. He said he pulled me over due to a broken
taillight and asked me out of the truck to show me. I told him that I
had just received a truck, two days prior, and didn’t realize it. He told
me it was no big deal. He was just going to run my name through the
database, and if all was well, I was free to go.
I thought I’d be okay since I was just released from prison and
not extradited back to North Carolina for the violation of parole
there. But…. As my luck would have it, the violation was there. I tried
to appeal to the officer’s kindness by showing him my prison ID,
which still I still carried as a token of remembrance, but he said he
had to do his job since he already called it in. Sigh!
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money?” Not, “Are you alright?” Or “What happened?”, but “where the
fuck is my money?” Ha! Yeah, that’s what I thought--- love!
Sitting in the holding cell, for hours and hours, gave me plenty
of time to think of the lies I could tell her, so I began them in earnest. I
turned her anger against her by accusing her of not inspecting the
truck thoroughly enough. I explained about the broken taillight and
my North Carolina violation. I even lied and said I’d been in jail since
about 9 p.m. the same day I left her home. But, being a white boy, I
couldn’t get a phone call until just then. It seemed to work on her. She
cried and apologized and said for me not to worry. She’d get me a
lawyer and see if I could get released. I assured her that I wasn’t
going to be freed until the North Carolina issue was resolved. She
vowed to get it done.
After I was unchained, I was told that my bond had been posted
and I’d be released in a while. I just had to wait on the paperwork to
get completed. I was told to stay in my chair until they were ready to
release me. “No problem!” I said.
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I asked Mom what the fuck she was doing in jail, and she said
she got arrested for assault. She did 90 days and was being released.
The female officer came back and started to admonish me for talking
to Mom, until I told her who mom was. She just shook her head and
told us to talk quietly. I told Mom what I was doing there and told her
to wait on me when she gets in the lobby, and we could get a ride
together. She said she would, but when I was released she was
nowhere to be found.
When I got out, I called Red to come pick me up. I still had
about a grand, in cash, so I was able to get a motel room. I called Pam
and told her I was free. She told me to go find an attorney and see if
he could help me get this probation violation squashed. I said I would.
She said she was going to take a week off of work and come up to be
with me. I wasn’t expecting that, but I figured I could work it to my
advantage. I had already planned on not going back with her, but I
needed her funds to help me make my legal problems to go away. She
didn’t “love me” and I knew it. She just wanted a young stud to carry
around on her arm and get her pregnant. I wasn’t going to be the one.
I really liked her when I first met her, but she slowly let her
intentions come out, and I’m not stupid by a long shot. I had to think
over how I was going to take advantage of the situation, but right
now…... Tommy Kaos was home, and he wanted to party!
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I had a very quick court hearing set for the following Monday
morning, so we could resolve this issue. Since it was the beginning of
the week, I still had a week to kill, so I took Pam and introduced her
to some of my family and friends, saying she was my fiancée. I took
her to the mountains, to some theme parks and attractions, and
showed her very good time. I may as well, she was paying for it.
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I called Red and told him to come to the motel when he got off
work. I went to the hood and got some crack and got high until he
showed up. He asked me what I was going to do about Pam and
Florida, and I told him I was going back to Florida, but not to Pam. I
wasn’t looking for a wife, or child, or settling down. I was 22 years old
and fresh out of prison. I wanted to party, not be a homemaker. We
cruised the hood and found a white girl hooking. We took her back to
my room and then had some fun with her. I even bought a Polaroid
camera and took two packs worth of photos of the girl, in various
positions, lying on all of the money I had. Being an asshole, and a son
of a bitch…. I mailed all the pictures to Pam. “Have a nice life”, was all
I wrote her.
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The next day, I took the car back to the dealership and Red
drove me to the bus station. I had called and reserved a one-way
ticket for Fort Lauderdale. It was time for me to go back and have
some fun now that I was strapped with over $30,000 in cash. I was
free from any obligations; court, prison, females, etc.…. I could do
anything I wanted to. My dumb ass chose crack. It was what it was!
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Chapter 92
I called Milo to see if he’d let me drive for him again, or just set
me up with a kilo, so I could sell it and come up. He was hesitant but
he gave in, since I lied and said I hadn’t done any coke since being
out. He then gave me a few ounces to sell, and I was right back in the
thick of things with that life. Except for one thing…. I was still on
crack.
I’d gotten to the point where I paid Milo for any drugs he gave
me, in advance. I knew if I didn’t give him cash, up front, I’d end up
wasting it on crack. I never wanted to asked Milo without having any
money. But the crack cocaine is a mother fucker and will tell your
frenzied mind all sorts of shit to get you to do some crazy ass things
to get it. I ended up “borrowing” a few ounces from him and then
smoked it all up. Now, I owed him and didn’t have the cash to pay
him. Time to go robbing!
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After paying Milo back I told him what I was up to and that I
wanted to quit cocaine but was too weak. He said he sympathized
with me, but he had no idea. He wasn’t addicted like I was. I still had
about two grand from the robberies and didn’t want to waste it on
dope, so I had him help me look through the newspaper to find
myself a place to live, where I could hide and lay low. That’s how I
met my new buddy Joe.
I called about an ad for a room for rent in a condo just off of Los
Olas Boulevard; an offshoot off Broward Boulevard that goes directly
to A-1-A and the beach. I met with Joe when he got off of work and we
talked.
Joe was a copy editor for the local Sun Sentinel newspaper. He
was a very nerdy kind of guy but had a great sense of humor. He was
about 40 years old, skinny, but very neat. His condo was immaculate,
which I found out was due to his girlfriend, Mary. She also had a
condo in the building, but it was night to his day. Where he was
skinny, she was big boned and huge. She lived with her mother and
was a copy editor as well. Somehow they got along great. She didn’t
like me at all. But Joe did. So, he rented me the room for $300 a
month, everything included. Even food if I chose to eat what he ate.
Cool!
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The very next day, the Olive Garden called and asked if I’d be
willing to train as a waiter. I said, “No problem!” And was told to
come see the manager at noon. I was there at 11:30 a.m. I wanted the
job.
The manager was a nice, older lady who informed me how the
Olive Garden hired its employees. It had an orientation process
where we’d be paid minimum wage for the hours it took to learn the
information (i.e., Menu, the how-to and cooking and preparing the
food, and the ins and outs of the money process, as well as the steps)
very professional. I was scheduled to come back on Monday at 9 a.m.
to start orientation with the other new hires. Awesome! I had a real
job with a real paycheck, and I wasn’t wanted by any law
enforcement, that I knew of. I let out a huge sigh of relief and took the
bus home.
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The woman who supervised us was cute and funny and took it
upon herself to stare at me the whole time she talked. Dave kidded
me that she was, “enchanted” by me, but I blew it off. I was
“enchanted” by Nikki, a soon-to-be waitress. She was hot and our
eyes strayed all over each other. But the supervisor wasn’t giving up
without a fight.
All that week was orientation. Friday, we finished and was told
we’d begin work on Monday. That left me the whole weekend to do as
I chose. That night I met Susan at the pub when she got off of work
and we went to her house
She lived with her parents, and it was her older brother who
had the party. She turned out to be a sex starved little nympho and
had my dick out as soon as we jumped into their swimming pool. I
didn’t care that there were almost 100 people around, and in the
pool. I had sex with her there in front of everyone. No one seemed to
care, so I didn’t either. But it instantly turned me off to her as any
kind of girl to have a relationship with. I slept with her a couple more
times that evening, and she drove me home early in the morning.
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ass, or trying to hold my hand during work, so I had to take her aside
and let her know, in my complete assholeness, that she was acting
like an idiot in front of the other workers. I thought I’d get fired, but
she just looked at me like I slapped her and stalked off. After work, I
told her I wasn’t looking for a girlfriend and she played it off, saying
she wasn’t wanting a boyfriend either. We ended that, right then and
there. I found out later that she had had a hard time getting a
boyfriend, due to her needy ways. No shit!
Being the dog that I am I ended up, “being” with almost every
available girl who worked there. All the other male waiters laughed
at me for it, but I turned it around on them and teased them for not
getting any pussy. Dave was married to a very hot girl, so he was
exempt from my comments. He still flirted, but he was faithful to his
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doing that until someone paid with a credit card. Then, I’d turn that
check in and start another one. I’d end up with $75 to $200 in my
pocket for about two hours of work.
Except for one thing…… Having sex with almost every female
who worked there didn’t do my scamming much good in the end.
After Susan, I went for Nancy, a waitress. After her, I went for a
Mexican bus girl who could barely speak English. Then, another
waitress, and another. I ended up beating up my buddy Tony because
he thought I was moving in on his girl, but that wasn’t the case. She
was a good girl, but too skinny for my tastes. Besides, she was jacked
up over Tony, and I respected that. He just got drunk at the Stained-
Glass Pub because she had just kicked him out. He thought I was the
cause and picked a fight with me. I smashed his face. Then Tony
couldn’t work for a week. Needless to say, they got back together, and
they both hated me after that. Even after she told me I wasn’t the
cause for their breakup. Go figure.
This girl was absolutely hot in my eyes. She was a bit thicker
than most of the girls I’ve “dated”, but she was proportioned very
nicely; blonde hair, green eyes, short-short dresses, and sexy legs.
Plus, she eyeballed me like a steak. Vice-versa in my mind. Connie
was new, available, and next in line for me. The only problem with
her was she was too nice. I mean nice, nice.
I asked her out and she agreed on the spot. I took her to the
Stained-Glass Pub first, then we went to Dave’s place. Dave had a live-
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After that, she was the girl I wanted. She didn’t act like the
loose girls I was used to, so she attracted my interest immediately.
We dated for about a month. When we did have sex, she made me use
a condom and she was very timid. I was her “second” bed partner,
she said. The first broke her cherry, and her heart. I just broke her
heart, again. I felt bad about her because she was a really nice
person… but… I wasn’t. After another month of dating, it all came to
an end. She snitched on me for me erasing her seating chart where
my name was concerned. I was pulled into the office and fired. The
manager said he knew I was doing something illegal but couldn’t
prove it. He could fire me for any reason, so he chose to use the
erased seating chart as his excuse.
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room and asked me a question having to deal with the bathroom tile
and how to fix it. I explained exactly how to repair the damage and he
said that was good enough for him. I was hired.
I was swamped the first week on the job. The place was a
complete mess. I fixed toilets, leaky faucets, broken lamps, and lots of
dead light bulbs. By the following Monday I had all but a few rooms
back in rentable shape. Jim was happy with my work, and he gave me
some pride to have a good boss that appreciated it.
The company that owned the hotel, also owned the Button
South Nightclub across the street. One day, Jim asked me if I’d go over
to see the manager of the club. He said he needed me to fix a few
things if I was willing. I’m a Heavy metal enthusiast and had been to
the club before, so I jumped at the opportunity to be of need to the
place. All they needed me to do was fix a couple of toilets and some
lighting. So, when the manager asked what I wanted for payment for
my work, I suggested he let me have free admission to the place and
I’d fix anything, any time, he needed me to. He immediately loved that
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idea, so he gave me a VIP card to the club for free admittance and free
drinks. I loved my job!
It was the beginning of April 1990, and I was doing pretty good.
My LeBaron turned out to be a real lemon, so I traded it in for a
Subaru GL sport. For $10 I could fill the tank and drive all week long.
But what happens when you feel comfortable? I go back to my old
friend crack cocaine.
Earlier in the day I asked Jim if I could occupy one of the hotel
rooms that was “off the books” for repair for the weekend. I told him
I’d stay, “on call” for the front desk and housekeeping, and I’d only
need the room for the weekend. He didn’t see any problem with that,
so I got myself a suite on the top floor to party in.
Things began to spiral downhill for me, once again. But not
before I had a shit load of fun first.
One day Jim asked me if I could get him some weed. At first I
was shocked and acted like I had no idea about such things, but he
told me he could smell it on me sometimes. So, I admitted that “Yes, I
could get him what he wanted.” He said the stress of running the
hotel was too much for him and he needed to relax. I went to my spot
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and got us a couple of dime bags, and some crack for myself for later
on.
On a daily basis, they’d pour into many vehicles and scour the
area for places to put out a couple of girls, or couple of guys, and
they’d blend into parking lots. Or going off door to door to sell their
150 different magazines and sell one, or two, subscriptions. Each
person had their own spiel that they made up on their own to get
unsuspecting, “marks” to purchase one subscription, or more.
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The boss gave out quotas for the day and when you filled the
quota, you could take the rest of the day off. Usually, each worker
would bring in about 15 sales a day, averaging $26.50 a subscription.
Some subscriptions were pricier than others. A good salesperson
could rake in $4500 a day. The boss got 50%, leaving the other half
for the worker. The worker could only get about $20-$40 a day of his
share, while the boss banks the savings of each worker. The money
saved was for when the worker decided to leave the business; they
have a nice chunk of cash to move on with.
I flirted, hard, for the feel of the girls and had one or two of
them in my room. When they found out I could get drugs I became
everyone’s best friend. Every evening I had to make runs to the dope
spot to get everyone what they wanted. I literally had to take a
shopping list of who bought what just to pass it out when I got back. I
got high for free most of the time.
While this was all taking place, another episode was in the
making. Jeff, the assistant manager, had a friend who wanted to rent
the two banquet rooms for a birthday party. He got all of the
paperwork and the money approved by Joe, but Joe wasn’t trusting
his assistant. He called me to his office and asked me to work as
security for the party that was to take place the following Friday
evening. With promises of extra pay I agreed.
When Jeff found out I was to work as security he got pissed off
but wouldn’t go against his boss. Instead, he offered me $100 to be
laxed in my duties. I was “supposed” to ID everyone coming into the
party. It was “supposed” to be a “21 and over” party, with alcohol and
a live DJ. I was told by Jeff that there would be people under 21 and I
was to let them in. No problem!
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up in a caddy with all the drug dealer bells and whistles on it. When
he got out of the car I immediately recognized him from a previous
stint at the Florida City Work Camp. He recognized me, too and we
shook hands and laughed about it being a small world. We talked for
a few minutes, and I filled him in on my obligations for the party. He
asked me what I’d need to just “disappear for the evening.” I told him
I wanted some rocks.
He said, “how much?”.
Come Friday evening, Jim was all over me about keeping the
place secure and safe. I told him as long as Jeff was there we should
be good. Jeff, adamantly, promised to keep things smooth. Oh, what a
lie he told.
When the boss left for the day, Jeff and his friends were loading
the banquet rooms with DJ equipment and booze. They were going to
party hard. Jeff came up to me and gave me the hundred dollars he
promised me. Then, B pulled up and called me over to his car. He
produced a huge pill bottle, with at least 100 rocks inside. He asked
me if it was enough, and I just laughed.
“Hell yeah, bro! I’ll see y’all later.” I said and went directly to
my room. I called up one of the girls from the magazine crew and we
got down to some smoking and sex.
For hours, we smoked and just hung out naked. Then, all hell
broke loose. My phone rang. It was Jeff telling me to get to the third
floor, ASAP. I didn’t get a chance to ask why before he hung up on me.
I got dressed and ran for the elevator, but it didn’t work. I could hear
a fire alarm going off somewhere in the building. I almost went back
to my room, but I had to see what the problem was. I took the stairs.
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third-floor stairwell exit. I opened the door and saw the water
coming from the sprinkler system in the ceiling. Lots of magazine
crew occupants were standing inside their doorways, angry as hell.
They asked me what the hell was going on and all I could do was say,
“I don’t know!”
Jeff arrived and told me to go into each room and make sure
the water wasn’t going into any of the rooms. Just then the water
stopped. The fire department had arrived and cut it off. The police
came, too. I ran to housekeeping and grabbed an arm full of towels to
put down in the doorways of the rooms. Only a minor bit of water got
past the thin marble barrier that ran across each doorway, so that
was a blessing. But the occupants were still pissed off for having been
inconvenienced, and awakened at 1:30 a.m. Those that were asleep
anyway.
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After Jeff was fired, and the hotel was back too normal, Jim got
very uptight with everyone. He had to notify his home office about
the fire alarm situation and was told that a representative was
coming down to see how he was handling things. The first thing I was
told to do was to go into the banquet rooms and clean them up. He
couldn’t have the representative see the mess that was left behind.
The rooms had been sealed by the police until Monday, when
the police chief came by and spoke to Jim about the “overcapacity and
fire hazards”. I went into the rooms, knowing I had a lot of work to do
to clean it all up. I went with hefty bags and a wet dry vac.
The place was trashed. Liquor bottles, beer bottles and cans,
food wrappers, drug paraphernalia, even cash was just lying around. I
went and scooped up all of the drugs and cash I could find and rushed
them to my room. I had found a fat baggy of crack behind one of the
speakers, so I had to try it out before I got back to cleaning. Good stuff
too!
By 3 p.m. I was done. I boxed up all the liquor and the leftover
food for B to pick up. He was supposed to come over after Jim left to
retrieve the music and DJ equipment and leftover stuff, so I had it
ready for him. When he arrived, I helped him load everything into a
truck. He asked about the baggy of crack, saying one of his, “brothers”
said they stashed it behind the speaker, but I said the maids cleaned
rooms. I had no idea about any of it. He gave me a handshake and left.
I went up to my room and smoked crack for about three days on what
was in that baggy. Thanks, B!!
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afternoon off for, “personal business,” and I went out with Kid and
Shane to see what they were up to.
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I gave Jim a notice and he wasn’t too thrilled about it. He threw
up in my face all he had done for me, and I told him I had appreciated
his help, but I was leaving, no matter what. He tried to give me a
dollar raise, which would have been great, but I was all set in my
mind to go out and try this new opportunity, to scam people and have
a blast doing it.
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I’d flirt with almost every woman, young and old. I’d meet them
before the day was over and I’d have sex with one, or three, in their
cars, our blazer, in-store dressing rooms, or supermarket bathrooms.
It was wild, unprotected sex and as raunchy as you could get.
Shane and Kid weren’t as lucky as I was with the women. Shane
got laid quite a bit, but Kid wasn’t the kind of guy normal, everyday
women went for. He sported all sorts of wild hairdos to try and stand
out, but it mostly turned women off. When I knew him, he had a
spiked, bleach blonde Mohawk. I don’t know how he sold magazines,
but he was a top earner. That dude could talk to shoes off of the
statue. He was so good. Then my having sex with lots of women was a
sore thorn in his side. He began to hate me for it, while Shane and the
other guys admired me for it.
The girls on the crew were the real earners. They made way
more money than the guys, but they were supplementing their
income by quietly prostituting themselves out in the same parking
lots they sold magazines out of. Their favorite places to go were
military bases. They’d sell almost twice as many subscriptions as the
guys, but the females didn’t tend to stick around for very long. They’d
meet some sort of boy, or man, and run off with them to live happily
ever after. Some would pop back up in another town and rejoin the
crew, while others were never heard from again. Even Jen, that I had
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sex with at the Howard Johnson, disappeared one day saying she
found a sugar daddy and was off to Vegas. “good luck and God bless!”,
we all said.
The episode that’s most worthy of talking about was when Kid
and I got into a fight. Well, not really a fight, it was more of a one-way
situation…. Shane was sick, so Kid and I had to go it alone for the day.
Kid was a weird dude and Mike made a huge mistake by putting him
in charge of the blazer, and me. He found that out later on.
Mike is a cool dude and knows what it’s like to chase pussy. He
started out as a crew member until he decided to run his own crew.
He sympathized with me, but he’s had Kid on his crew for about a
year, where I was the new guy. Here’s Kid with a split lip and a
swollen black eye, whining about me not following the rules that Kid
himself had violated in the past. What was he gonna do?
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He tells Kid to leave his room for a few minutes so he can talk
with me. When Kid exits the room, Mike tells me I was the first
person to ever stand up to Kid. Kid had a bad reputation as a bully,
and everyone was scared of him because he always talked a violent
talk. I told Mike; Kid was pure pussy in my eyes. (No one knew
anything about me or my Kaotic past) Mike said he wasn’t going to
fire me but asked me to stay away from Kid. I said, “No problem!”
He called Kid into the room, and I apologized to Kid for hitting
him. Mike told Kid to move out of the room with me and Shane, and
he was to trade places with Shawn, another member of the crew. He
asked Kid if he wanted a straight up fight with me to settle the
situation, but Kid was a real coward and refused. (I had made the
suggestion to Mike knowing that Kid wouldn’t want that.)
Also, since I had hurt Kids face he wouldn’t be able to sell many
subscriptions, so I was told I had to donate 10% of my daily sales for
a week to Kid until healed. “No problem!” Again. We were made to
shake hands and that was that. Or so I thought!
When everyone came back in that day they had heard about my
kicking Kid’s ass, so everyone stopped by my room to congratulate
me for bringing down the big, bad, Kid. I laughed it off and let
everyone know that Kid was a pussy at heart. “Don’t fear him
anymore!”, I said.
Well, Kid heard about my comments and didn’t like it, at all. He
armed himself with a steak knife and came knocking on my door. My
bed was closest to the door, so I jumped up to answer it. When I
opened it, Kid lunged at me with the knife. My quick instincts took
over. I slammed the door shut on his arm with the knife. Kid tried in
vain to get at me, but Shane jumped up and helped me and rammed
the door on Kid’s wrist, making him drop the knife. The door broke
his wrist and he screamed like a scalded cat. That brought everyone
else out of their rooms to see what all of the noise was about.
Shane was more angry than I was. He grabbed the knife off of
the floor and opened the door. I had to grab him from going after Kid.
When Mike came rushing up to the scene and saw Shane with a knife
he thought Shane had stabbed Kid. Kid was sitting against the wall
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holding his broken and swollen wrist acting like the victim instead of
the attacker.
Mike had one of the other drivers take Kid to the hospital, but
he didn’t force Kid to leave his job. He made Kid a driver of one of the
vans and told both of us that if we had any more altercations we were
basically fired. I had no problems with that ultimatum. Kid steered
clear of me, and I left him alone.
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When it was over with she told me she was going crazy being
cooped up. Her husband was in the Navy and had been gone for the
past five months. She needed the release that I gave her. I said it
wasn’t a problem for me. I enjoyed it. She smiled and thanked me and
bought three magazine subscriptions.
I asked her if she had any friends in the complex that she could
steer me towards to help me sell some subscriptions to…. she said
she did. She called up a few women and explained what I was doing,
ahem. She wrote down three apartment numbers and gave me a kiss
goodbye. She told me to “have fun with her friends,” as well.
Sailor boys…… Just so you know... Thank you very much. You
left a lot of lonely, needy women at home for me, Shane, and Shawn.
God bless you!
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Chapter 95
I moved into a nice house with a pool, but I didn’t like the other
three renters, at all. The dude who ran the house was an uptight
asshole and the two girls who shared another room were gay lovers.
They were so stuck up it wasn’t funny. I’d go buy crack and lock
myself in my room, for days at a time. They complained to The
Fatman that I was doing drugs in my room and coming and going at
all hours. I ended up having an argument with the dude, to the point
of my wanting to kick his ass. I ended up going to a motel just so I
didn’t go to jail for hurting him.
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place had a bad kitty litter smell. I asked him what was up and all he
said was, “Do you have any crack on ya?” UN-FUCKING-
BELIEVABLE!!!!
He asked me, again, if I had any crack and I said, “No. Why?” He
said he wanted to smoke some. I asked him when was the last time he
smoked crack and he said he had never smoked crack. He used to
shoot crystal meth. This shocked me even more, but who was I to
judge? I told him I could go buy some and he asked me how much
money I’d need.
I went to my usual dope spot of 13th Ave. and 8th Street to see
my man, Maurice. I got a handful rocks and was off to Joes to get high.
We smoked crack all night long. We talked about his life and
mine, and what he was going to do. He confided in me that his
parents, who live in Michigan, were assholes to him most of his life.
He used to be a meth addict when he was younger and ran away from
home. He made it to Texas and had met a woman and fell in love. She
got him off of the meth and put him through community college, then
college, earning himself a degree. He used it to become a copy editor
for huge Dallas newspaper. Him and the woman fell apart, so he
moved to Fort Lauderdale and got a job with the Sun Sentinel. He was
loving life, and it was good. He said that’s why he let me move in,
knowing I was a drug addict. He knew I needed a chance. Talk about
hurting a honky’s heart!
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I asked him about his girlfriend, and he said when he found out
he had cancer he broke it off with her, saying he didn’t want to
burden her with having his problems on her shoulders. He didn’t tell
her he had cancer. He told her he had been cheating on her and doing
drugs to hurt her for her to stay away from him.
It was mid-April when all this occurred. I was only gone with
the magazine crew for about six weeks. Joe figured he’d be dead by
Christmas, but he went very quickly. By June he was hospitalized
because he couldn’t walk or hold his bodily fluids. I kept him at home
as long as I could. I did everything for him; I bathed him, cooked for
him, I took him to his medical appointments, and I even drove him to
the lawyer’s office to sign some paperwork that gave me everything
he said I could have. He wasn’t able to give me any of the hundred
grand, though. His mom and dad was contacted by someone at the
Sun Sentinel and they flew down from Michigan and put a stop to his
trying to sell the insurance policy. They deemed him “incompetent,”
but not before we signed the paperwork for what he gave me.
I came home from the hospital one day to find his parents
sitting on the sofa. I got irate and threatened to call the police on
them. They told me the condo’s manager had let them in, but I didn’t
give a shit.
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His mom was sobbing like a baby and the dad was pissed off,
but they left. A few minutes later the manager came in and told me I
had 30 days to vacate the condo. He said he never liked me, and I
said, “fuck you!” And slammed the door in his face.
I went to see Joe the next day. He was in a bad state. His
parents had gotten an order to transfer him, by medical helicopter,
back to Michigan. He wasn’t willing but what could he do? He gave
me all of his credit cards, checkbook, and his ATM card and the pin
numbers. He told me to “have fun.” I left the hospital with the
heaviest heart a person could ever have. I cried as I was sitting in his
Pontiac Grand Am (now mine) in the hospital parking lot. I was losing
a friend who only wanted to help me. That was the last time I ever
saw Joe. He was flown back to Michigan the next day. He died two
weeks later.
As for me, I called up The Fatman and sold him the entire
condos belongings for five grand, everything: TV, VCR, living room
suit, bedroom sets, dining room table and chairs, weight set, stereo,
everything! I ended up knocking on Joe’s girlfriend’s door and handed
her Joe’s cat. She was in a bad state too, having just recently found
out that Joe lied to her. She took the cat and I said, “Goodbye!”
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Chapter 96
When I racked up every penny from the credit cards, and ATM
card, and the money received from the condo sales, I had no idea
what to do. I wouldn’t receive any of the stock money for at least 90
days, the lawyer said. I was given an address to the stocks and bond
company in Chicago for any change of address purposes. Since I
wasn’t to see any of that money, I had no idea what I’d do until they,
“matured” and the check was cut. I called up Milo to see if he would
help me.
Needless to say, she wasn’t that thrilled at seeing me. She was
back with her off-again, on-again husband, Wade. I liked Wade. He
was good to mom, but she was a bitch to him. Wade had just received
a huge payment from the VA and was splurging it all on mom. She
was good and drunk when I came in the trailer. I asked Wade, not
Mom, if I could stay with them until I got a job and a place to live.
Wade said it wasn’t a problem, but Mom wasn’t too enthused. She
gave in when Wade told her that he paid all the bills and he’ll let
“whoever the fuck he wants to live there.” That shut her up. I moved
into the one of the spare bedrooms. Believe me, I wasn’t too happy
about being in Mom’s presence either. I totally disliked her due to our
past, but I needed a place to live.
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The very next day, Wade lent me his Ford Maverick so I could
go in search of a job. I was so determined to work that I got a job at
the very first place I applied. A brand-new restaurant called Hams
was hiring cooks. I sold myself as the “great” cook and was told I’d
start work the following Monday. Then I drove home with the news,
and everyone was happy. Wade offered to lend me his car to drive
back and forth to work. God bless him.
That week I hung out at Uncle Rob’s place. He lived with his
son, Skeeter. Uncle Rob would “party” in a weird way. He’d buy
himself some beer, or liquor, open his front door, and put on some
country music, put on his Harley clothing and eyepatch, and get to
drinking. He’d do all of this in hopes that someone, anyone, would
stop by to party with him. Since I was there, he even put on a
barbecue. How nice of him!
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The girl that came to Uncle Rob's place looked nothing like the
blonde-haired girl in the Pontiac…. different dads I was told. Lisa was
dark-haired and skinny as a rail, but pretty. She checked me out and I
her. Uncle Rob kept trying to act like he was dating her, but she kept
trying to maneuver away from him. He was drunk and trying to paw
on her.
I asked her about her sister. She said she lived alone in one of
the trailers, but it was paid for by an older man. The girl’s name was
Missy. I asked Lisa to get Missy to come over so I could meet her. She
went and got her.
Missy was a good-looking girl with a fine body. She was pure-
country and very naïve. I flirted with her for a while until a rusty, old
tow truck drove past Rob’s trailer. Missy said she had to leave and
told me she would talk to me the next day. I looked out Uncle Rob’s
back door window to see what the “old man” looked like. Sure
enough, he was old. I put it into my mind to take her away from the
old dude and make her mine. Uncle Rob, the scary bitch that he is,
tried to tell me that the old man was a diehard hillbilly and would kill
me if he found out I was sniffing around his pussy. Ha! I love a
challenge!
I began work at Hams and all was good. I had to work the
breakfast shift and the lunch shift, so I had the evenings off. That’s the
times I’d used to “sniff around” Missy. It didn’t take me but about a
week to get her to give up some sex. She was embarrassed at being
the old man’s “sex toy” and her mom and sister urged her to dump
him for me. Missy didn’t have a job because I later found out, she was
just plain lazy. She had two beautiful little girls from some good old
boy but left her family for the old man. I couldn’t understand that at
all, but who was I to judge. I just wanted Missy for sex, not marriage.
After two weeks of dodging the old man, I finally gave Missy
the ultimatum…. kick the senior citizen to the curb and I’ll move in
or…. have a nice life. I gave her a few days to decide. It didn’t take that
long. The next day she was professing her love for me. She said she
was scared that the old dude would shoot me, so I borrowed an old
sawed-off 12-gauge shotgun from one of Uncle Rob’s friend and sat in
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Missy’s living room to await the dude. Missy said she would go
outside and talk to him while I waited inside.
Dude showed up that evening for his daily romp. Missy went
outside and told him that she was done with him. He called her all
sorts of bad names and asked to meet me. I opened the trailer door
and left the shotgun leaning against the wall, just inside the doorway.
The dude called me a homewrecker, but I just laughed at him. He
rushed to his truck to retrieve his gun, but by the time he got to the
truck’s door I already had the sawed-off shotgun aiming at him. Missy
got between us, and I told him just to leave and forget about her. She
told him to go home to his wife and kids and let her have a normal
life. He looked at me with hatred in his eyes, but I didn’t care with
that shotgun in my hands. He got into his truck and told Missy that if
she ever needed anything she was to call him. He then looked at me
in a defeated manner and said, “son, you best take good care of her,
ya hear?!” I said, “I’d do my best,” and he left the trailer park.
It was all right living with Missy. She kept the trailer clean, and
she could cook. We got along okay, and the sex was good and steady.
Her sister came over a lot, so to occupy her, I called up my friend Billy
and told him I had a girl who needed his attention. He was over that
evening. After we smoked a bunch of pot, Missy and I called it a night
and left Billy to deal with Lisa. He did!
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Once again, I got a job the very first place I went to. The Omelet
Shop, next to Highway 64–70, across the street from the Ramada Inn,
had a huge sign that said, “hiring cooks.” The place was run by a
woman and only women worked there. Upon meeting the manager,
she flirted with me, relentlessly. I smiled and made lots of eye contact
just to get the job, which was easy to achieve. She said she needed to
hire me to be “politically correct.” I was to be the cook on the night
shift, from 11 p.m. to 7 a.m., working towards a night manager
position.
I went back with good news that stopped Missy’s panic attacks.
I felt she was lazy as hell, but she could clean a trailer and the sex was
decent, so I didn’t stress as hard as I should have, that she, too, should
find work. She kept saying she had zero work experience and refused
to go to McDonald’s, or some other fast-food joint that could have
taught her a skill. She was just a dumb, country girl who wanted to be
kept. I was the dumb hard-working (and hard partying) guy who was
smitten by her pure, good-looking country girl sexiness, that I didn’t
mind at first.
She plopped her tight-fitting jeans and her loose, flowing, silk
shirt wearing self at the counter and ordered up a “big ole slice of that
cook.” The waitress, a college girl from Appalachian State University,
teased me about this woman every time she came in and called out
the woman’s order, “big ole slice of that cook!” It got the rest of the
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diners to hoot and holler with all sorts of jokes. Being a good sense of
humor kind of guy, I laughed it up with everyone else. The lady just
wouldn’t leave me alone, though. She made comments to me, behind
my back. Throughout the entire rush hour.
I had Missy’s car, so I told the lady, “I’ll follow you when I get
off at 7 a.m.”. She smiled and sipped her coffee.
My shift ended, I left and followed the lady into the countryside
of Morganton. We pulled up to a huge house with a huge yard. This
woman was serious I thought.
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left her asleep. I went directly to her bank and cashed the check. It
was good.
At home, Missy was waiting on me. She was pissed off, with
questions, until I told her to shut up and make a grocery list. I told her
I robbed the Omelet Shoppe by keeping the cash for coffee. She shut
up then. All was well until disaster struck.
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Chapter 97
I had to come home from work one day and was told to go to
Mom’s trailer. Upon walking in the door Wade was sitting on the sofa
with his head shaved. Usually, he had a mop of hair or slicked back
with some pomade. It was a surprise to see him shaved. I asked him
why the haircut and he said he had to shave it so the doctors could
check his brain. He had all sorts of cancer running throughout his
body he said. His brain, his lungs, his liver, his stomach, etc. he had
less than six months to live. I was floored. “Not again!” I thought.
This was twice in less than six months that someone was gonna
die of cancer that I knew and liked. What was going on around me?
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I had my new dope spot. I woke up the dude I had met. His
name was BJ and he lived in what’s called JoAnn Fabrics Apartments,
off of highway 127. It was in the hood, just up the street from where I
lived as a kid when we were living in the hood. BJ was glad to make
the sale, so he didn’t get too mad at me. He said Red had kept him up
most of the night. I got some tiny rocks, compared to the dope I got in
Fort Lauderdale, but I didn’t complain.
When I got home, Missy was upset with me for taking her car
and not telling her where I was going. I pulled out the crack and told
her I was out getting high. She immediately asked about my job, and I
calmed her fears by letting her know I went to work. She said she
called the Omelet Shop, but no one answered. I knew that because I
had unplugged the phone in the manager’s office when I hid in it to
smoke a hit. I told her we were too busy to answer it. She seemed
skeptical, but she acted like she bought it. I went into our back
bedroom and smoked up the rocks until they were gone. I smoked a
joint and then lied down to sleep.
This began my smoking cocaine, all over again. I’d work, steal
money, and go out smoking with Red. It got so sweet at work that I
got Red to quit his job and come be a waiter. He had zero experience,
but he gave it a shot. We stole all sorts of stuff to sell the BJ. He
accepted dozens of eggs, pounds of bacon and sausages, and had as
many T-bone steaks that I could bring him. In the span of just a
couple of weeks we must’ve stolen a few grand worth of goods, not
counting the coffee money.
Being the head cook had its advantages. When the waitresses
or waiter was busy I’d run to the register, which was directly behind
the grill. I’d flip eggs and turn around to deal with a check at the same
time. Fast and hard work, but the cash was worth it.
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thing but fuck them. I felt that this dude was one of the best dude’s
Mom had ever had as a husband, but all she did was make his life
miserable. All he wanted was a smoke, and by God I’d give it to him. It
wasn’t like he wasn’t already dying of cancer. I went out of the
hospital and bought him a pack of Pall Malls. I put a chair in front of
the room’s door to stop anyone from coming in. I pushed his bed next
to the window and opened it up so he could blow the smoke outside.
He lit up a Pall Mall and I lit up a Marlboro Light. He was a happy
camper for about 10 min. When he couldn’t stop coughing I pushed
his bed back into position and aired out the room as best I could.
Wade said, “Bless you, Tommy! I said, “Not a problem!” and left
him before he seen me crying I had love for old Wade. He was the
best person to ever come into my bitch of a mother’s life. And she
never appreciated it.
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Upon entering the trailer Missy jumped up off of the sofa and
asked me where the hell I had been all day, and all night. I told her I’d
been with Red getting high. Why lie, right? She asked if I had any
money left and I said no. She did the dumbest thing she could ever do
to me…. She slapped me.
Like an idiot, I hugged Missy and told her to get dressed. “We’re
going to the bank!”
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checking and savings. The rest, I got in cash and travelers checks. Fort
Lauderdale, here I come!
I had been eyeing and 81 El Dorado for two grand at a buy here
pay here lot. That was the first place we went. With no fuss at all, I
gave her the two grand and transferred Missy’s insurance
information to the caddy. I had wrecked her car a week before, on a
crack cruise, and I promised to pay it off for her. I bought the caddy
and paid off her Sunbird. We parked the Sunbird at Uncle Rob’s place.
I told Missy I was going to get some crack. She told me to take
her with me, and I did. I bought all the crack to BJ had…...About $300
worth, which was only about $50 worth in Florida. I got us a motel
room at the Holiday Inn, so we could party in private. Now that
everyone knew I had money I didn’t want to get high in the trailer.
Besides, I wasn't planning on paying rent. I was planning on getting
out of that trailer park. It was too close for comfort for me. Too many
family members being nosy with their hands out.
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The next day, I took two weeks off from work. I let the manager
know that I had to go to Florida for “personal reasons.” She hated the
short notice, but she had no choice. I told her I had to go, even if it
meant I lost my job. She gave me the two weeks off.
I took the car to a garage to get it tuned up, the oil changed, the
tires rotated, etc. it had to be ready for the long drive. When that was
completed, we went grocery shopping.
Mom had been doing poorly ever since Wade died. She was
forced to move out of her trailer and into a raggedy, should’ve been
condemned house, at the bottom of the trailer Park. She had to rely
on welfare to pay her rent and feed her, but…. As Mom is Mom, she
drank most of her money. Why I felt sorry for her worthless ass, I’ll
never know. I pulled into her driveway with a hundred dollars in
groceries plus a case of Budweiser.
Since I didn’t pay our rent for the next week, Missy and I moved
our stuff out of the trailer. We stored most of the stuff at her parent’s
place. I asked Mom if we could sleep at her place, overnight, since I
was leaving for Florida the next morning. She said we could sleep in
her bedroom. Mom had a whole case of beer to drink. She wouldn’t
sleep till it was gone.
I also paid Mom’s rent for a month. Once again I don’t know
why. I did it in private and asked the landlord to not say anything
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shake my head at the sight of her. Besides…. I gave her the beer, what
did I expect?
Missy and I got in the caddy and headed southeast, bound for I-
95 and sunny Fort Lauderdale. Crazy fucking and family!
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Chapter 98
After we got settled into our room I gave Milo a call. I told him
where I was located and that I wanted an ounce of coke and an ounce
of his famed Jamaican Ganja. He told me he’d be by the room and an
hour, so I took Missy and drove over to my old crack spot on 13th
Ave. and 8th Street to buy some rocks from Maurice. I then, went by
Joys-R-Us on Andrews Avenue to purchase a glass pipe and some
super cube torches. After that, I went to a supermarket and bought a
whole box of Brillo.
Back at the room Missy and I got high until Milo stopped by.
When he left, I began cooking up the coke and gave Missy a real good
hit of some real good shit. We got naked and got freaky for the next
24 hours.
Sometime during the next day, I gave Missy $100 and told her
to go for a walk along the beach. We smoked some weed to come
down enough for us to function and she was excited about the outing.
But not too excited when I told her I had to go and see someone about
some business.
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When all the money was finally spent, I realized I still had my
checks. A box of them, to be exact. 150 bank checks with my name all
over them. Tommy Kaos told Missy not to worry, “I’d cash a check
and we’d be fine.” I found a mom-and-pop store and filled the car
with gas, bought us some cigarettes and some snack food, and wrote
a check for $50 over the amount of my purchase. The cashier asked
me for my ID and that was that. I had $50 in cash, a full tank of gas
and a fresh Marlboro Light hanging out of my lips…. time to go see BJ.
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The next morning Missy had an idea. She said her real father
lived in a nice house and collected guns. She said that he and his wife
both worked, and we’d be able to break into the house and steal his
gun collection. She knew right where they kept them and his stash of
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money. I only had one problem with that plan.... A few days earlier
she had me drive over to her dad’s place and she begged him for
some money. He gave her $100 which of course, we smoked up. The
problem was I felt bad about breaking into his home. I didn’t know
why but I did. I suggested that we hit his garage and take stuff that
we could pawn or sell. Missy gave in and we only stole some power
equipment and fishing gear.
Missy freaked out. “she declared to kill her father,” and “she’d
love me forever,” and “she’d bond me out”, yada yada, yada. I told her
to take the car and go to her mom’s place. I’d call her when I got the
chance. She cried and kissed me and left before the Hickory cop got
there.
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After a while, the Hickory cop got there. I had given Missy all of
my belongings, so all I had to my name was the clothes on my back
and my wallet with various photos and IDs. The cop arrested me for
writing worthless checks and carted me off to the Hickory jail. I was
booked and told that an officer would be around to my cell the next
day to serve me all the summons I was facing. He said there were
many. Yeah…. At least 150 of them.
Sure enough, the cop came with a huge stack of paperwork just
for me. The summons was for my first appearance in court on certain
days to face the check charges. I made it easy on the cop by telling
him he didn’t have to re-read all the separate summons. “Just tell me
where to sign each one.” I said. The cop thanked me and set about the
task of giving me 89 summons, on the first day. I received 32 more on
the next day. Same cop.
On the phone, I told Missy I had found God and was “saved.”
She didn’t know how to take it, but she said she still loved me. She
said everyone hated me for getting her on crack and for blowing all of
my money, but I told her I didn’t care. None of that mattered. I told
her God would sort it all out and she needed to pray. “We had
nowhere to go but up”, I told her. She cried and so did I.
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That evening I talked to Missy. I told her what was done and
that I’d be released the very next morning at 6 a.m. She said she’d be
at the jail to pick me up. She said she had to use her mom’s car
because the Honda blew an O-ring or something to that effect. She
said her insurance company gave her $81 back so we had that. What
we didn’t have was a place to live. I told Missy I’d call my Aunt Nikki
and see if I could live with her until I got a job and enough money to
get my own place.
That evening, Aunt Nikki said it’d be okay for Missy and I to
stay with her and her old man. They were both alcoholics, but what
could I do? They lived in a small two-bedroom trailer in a very small
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town called Rhodhiss: A very short drive through Burke just behind a
shopping center. Aunt Nikki said she could get us jobs with her at the
cotton mill. Things were looking up for us.
I found the house and was glad to see Aunt Nikki safe. She
apologized for not being able to give us a place to stay, but my heart
wasn’t worried about that. I was thankful she was safe.
Back in the car Missy cried, “What are we gonna do now?” For
some odd reason, I felt at peace. Maybe it was God or Jesus or
whatever, but I felt fine. I told Missy to, “quit crying. God will give me
a place to stay.” I had her drive me to the only place I could think of
that would help me... The Salvation Army.
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Chapter 99
Living at the Salvation Army had its advantages. You got three
meals a day (if you’re there for them when they’re served.), free
laundry (cleaning that you did yourself), and a huge bathroom for all
your hygiene needs. They gave you everything you needed too….
soap, laundry detergent, clothing, etc. This place really does help a
person who’s down and out.
There’s a dorm for men, and a dorm for women and children.
Everyone had to be at the center by 8 p.m., or face being put out for
their strict policies. Especially, there was no alcohol, or drugs
allowed.
They had helpers who were homeless people at one time. Our,
“dorm manager” was an alcoholic by the name of Fred. He lived in
one of the two single person rooms next to the men’s dorm room. He
oversaw everything that needed looking after in the evenings when
the daytime pastor wasn’t there. He was a good, old, grumpy dude,
but all you had to do for him was slip him a six-pack of Miller beer
through his room window and you could do anything you wanted to.
The cook took up the second single room. His name was Bubba.
He was a big, heavy guy with dirty looks and glasses, but was also a
good dude to make deals with. For a few extra bucks a week he’d
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have you a bagged lunch ready to leave with you every day. He also
gave food out through the back door.
The day after I arrived and got settled in, I walked to a few of
the many furniture factories around town. I was hired at the Hickory
Chair, a company my Uncle Rob worked for almost 20 years. I got put
on the packing line. I’d wrap furniture with plastic wrap, then boxed
it up before being sent directly to the loading dock. I was to start the
following Monday morning. My work hours were 7 a.m. to 3:30 p.m.
I gave my friend Billy a call and told him where I was at. He
laughed at me but told me he’d be by to see me the next day, which
was Saturday. He had a proposition for me concerning some work.
Since I needed all the extra money I could get, I told him to hurry up
and come.
The next morning Billy showed up in his shiny, new teal green
Chevy pickup truck. When I climbed inside the truck he handed me
an already lit joint. I refused it. He looked at me like I was insane. I
told him I was on probation and had found God, so I didn’t want to do
anymore drugs. He couldn’t believe it, but he had no choice. I asked
him what he had in mind concerning work. He said he worked for a
guy that needed an extra hand for weekend landscaping work. Was I
interested? It paid six dollars an hour in cash. I said, “I’m the man for
the job”.
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Needless to say, I wasn’t happy about it. Now I had two people
to worry about, me and her. I told her I wasn’t happy about it, and I
thought she should go back to her mom’s house until I could get on
my feet. She cried about how much she missed me and loved me and
wanted to be with me. I told her, “fine, get a job if you want help me.”
She said she would.
In reality, she just wanted to get away from the trailer park and
having been with me and seen how crazy I lived, she wanted more of
the craziness only Tommy Kaos could provide. Also, she was afraid
I’d dump her for some other girl. And she wasn't wrong. If I did meet
another girl with a job, I’d have left her in a heartbeat. As it was, the
sex was what made me stay with her. She was easy on the eyes and
willing to have sex with me anywhere, anytime.
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Billy and I began to build our own lawn business while this
were all taking place. We’d drive through the neighborhood and pull
in driveways with open garage doors, and I’d go in and take every
piece of lawn equipment I could toss into the truck. I stole everything
from push mowers, to weed eaters, to backpack blowers. We had so
much stolen lawn equipment at Billy’s house that we even thought
about going full-time doing lawns. I drew up a flyer to be copied and
we passed them out in all the rich neighborhoods. We called the
company, “Greener Grasses Lawn Service.” In no time at all Billy’s
telephone was ringing for our services.
I quit the furniture business, too. I had to. Billy’s phone was
ringing every day and in no time at all, as little as two weeks, we had
at least 10 clients a day. We gave out better deals than most so our
hands were full of yard work. Billy and I split the funds three ways.
40% for each of us and 20% for fuel and repairs. We made a lot of
money in just a short time. We were smoking pot on a daily basis as
we worked, too. Life got good for me except for one thing…. Missy.
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At first, I was pissed off. But then it made sense. She was
holding me back from focusing on myself. The longer I thought about
it the easier it made me come to terms with what I had to do. She had
to go.
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While cruising out of the park she came running out of another
trailer waving her arms to flag me down. Like a dumbass…I stopped.
She came up to the truck and started crying telling me that she was
so, so sorry and she loved me more than anything. “Please take me
back, Tommy. I’ll get a job. I’ll do whatever you want. Please don't
leave me here,” she cried. Yeah, right! Where have I heard that
bullshit before?
I asked her who she was staying with, and she told me she was
helping a lady out by babysitting her five kids while her and her
husband worked. She earned free room and board and had to sleep
on the sofa. I asked her why she didn’t just go back to her mom’s, and
she said she didn’t want to burden her mom anymore. Besides, they
had all disowned her for sticking with me. Talk about shootin’ a
honking in the heart. That made me feel bad.
But….my dick was telling me to, “put her in the truck and take
her home.” My mind and conscious was saying, “get the fuck away
from her, dude!” I listened to my dick, of course.
I told her that she could come back to my place, but on a trial
basis. She had to get a job or Billy would kick us both out. She swore
she would, and I was horny. I took her home and we fucked
throughout the night.
The next day, I didn’t know how I was going to tell Billy. We
had planned on going barhopping on the weekend. We’d go out and
find a couple of girls and use the trailer as our “humping ground.”
Billy had a live-in girlfriend, Rebecca, who in my mind was the
perfect mate. She worked, was fine looking, loved Billy’s dumbass,
pot smoking self, and took care of his finances, even for the
landscaping business. Billy didn’t care. He fooled around plenty.
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but he wanted to see how long it would last between us. I shoved his
concerns aside and told him I’d trade him Missy for Rebecca any day.
He laughed it off, but little did he know, I was serious. I’d have
claimed Rebecca and her son, in a heartbeat. He had the perfect
woman and was too high to see it.
Well, life went on. For the first week Missy stretched her legs
and looked for job, so she said. Every evening when I came home she
had the trailer spotless, and dinner was waiting on me. I was making
great money, so I didn’t have to struggle. The cupboards and
refrigerator were packed with food. And we had plenty of cigarettes
and weed. But….it wasn’t meant to be
Coming home from work one day, I pulled into the gas station
to fill up the truck. On the other side of the pumps happen to be BJ,
my crack dealer. We said, “hello” to each other and my stomach did
flip-flops. Just seeing BJ had my old nemesis, “Crackhead Tommy,”
open his dormant eyes and came to life once again. I had a pocket full
of money and I was comfortable, Missy was waiting at home. What
more could I want? I bought $100 worth of rocks and sped home to
get high.
When I walked in the door, Missy was sitting in her usual spot,
smoking a cigarette, and watching the TV. I didn’t say a word. I just
dumped the rocks onto the coffee table and told her to go into the
kitchen and get a can. We had some smoking to do. She didn’t say a
word as she set out to do her task.
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Back at the trailer, something else was going on. Missy was,
“borrowing” money from a neighbor and having BJ over while I was
at work. The only way I found out was when BJ asked me if I’d pay
him for the $20 rock that Missy owed him. I snapped. I cussed out BJ
and accused him of fucking Missy for crack, but he denied that, saying
she had paid him cash for her dope until the day before when she
asked him for credit. He said he had no idea that I didn’t know. I
bought some rocks and stormed home.
Missy was sitting in her usual spot when I walked in. I went to
the kitchen and got a hefty garbage bag. I went into our bedroom and
began stuffing her clothing and miscellaneous crap into the trash bag.
She came into the room and asked me what I was doing. I told her,
“what I should’ve done a long time ago” and kept on stuffing her shit
into the bag. I told her I found out about the money she paid BJ. She
got quiet for just a second, and then started screaming. She called me
a piece of shit, and an asshole, and a son of a bitch, all in one breath. I
agreed with her as I walked past her to the front door. I opened the
door and tossed her trash bag out onto the lawn. I pointed to her
belongings and told her to get the fuck out. She started crying. When
she wouldn’t budge, I grabbed her by the arm and walked her onto
the front porch. I then turned around and went back inside. I
slammed the door and locked it. Missy got her stuff and disappeared
without another sound. I smoked all night long.
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smoke, but even that got complicated. Tim figured out what I was
doing and wanted in on the smoking, so I incorporated his help. We’d
do a yard, and then do a couple of hits of crack. I ended up paying him
with hits of crack.
I felt a bit bad for how I handled Missy. But crack was running
my life and I just didn’t care. I knew I was the cause of her being
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addicted to crack, but I felt we all had our problems. She could deal
with hers as I was trying to deal with mine.
One day I didn’t show up for work until later in the afternoon.
Billy got pissed off at me and we had words. I told him to lend me his
motorcycle so I couldn’t have access to the truck on the days I didn’t
feel like working. The cocaine was making me crazy. I didn’t want to
work. My mind started to crave cocaine all of the time, so I had to
figure way to get it when I wanted it.
I ended up buying a shotgun from Tim for $20. I sawed off the
barrel short enough to fit into a clothes duffle bag. I decided to go
back to my old occupation of armed robbery. It wasn’t much work,
and it paid good and quickly.
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I drove the truck right back to Billy’s house. The whole time I
was driving I kept looking at the duffel bag, thinking it was going to
explode or something. This was my first bank robbery and I had
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heard about dye packs exploding on guys after they left the bank. If it
would’ve happened to me, there’s no telling what I’d have done,
something stupid for sure.
I went around and picked up the cash, inside the green bags I
took from the caddy guy was more cash, plus sales and credit card
slips. After I did a count of the money, all I could think about was,
“Fort Lauderdale, here I come.” I had over 32 grand in cash. Time to
party!
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with the 17 grand and my shotgun. I cleaned the scene as best I could,
then left.
In the room, I called BJ and told him to bring me all the crack he
could find. He brought me over all he had and said he’d bring more
later. I began a two-week binge from hell.
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I filed for a speedy trial, and it was granted. That only gave the
DA 90 days to get me in an out-of-court. My attorney, a new kid fresh
out of law school, wanted me to wait to try and get a good plea deal,
but I wasn’t with waiting. I was ready to go to prison and get the rest
of my life ready for whatever it had coming to it.
At trial, I had told the judge that I was a crack addict and
needed some help. My probation officer said a lot of good stuff on my
behalf, so that helped me a little bit. The judge asked me about the
money I stole, and I told him I spent every penny on crack. He gave
me five, 17-year sentences running concurrently, for five counts of
armed robbery with a weapon. Since the bank was a mom-and-pop
bank, and not under a federal funding, I wasn’t charged in federal
court. I went to prison knowing I had 15 grand sitting in grandma’s
basement. Hopefully, it’d still be there when I got out.
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Chapter 101
After four long years of not smoking any crack, I was still
addicted to it. I just didn’t believe it.
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Chapter 102
I had figured that I’d get the kilo and come back to North
Carolina to be with Sarah, the Lumberton Indian girl I was having
come see me. She was a good girl, but she had two kids from some
dude who beat on her. I met her through her friend. His wife would
come and visit him. Sarah would wait in the parking lot while my
friend had his visit. When I found out that Sarah sat in the car, I
suggested she come and visit me. We hit it off immediately, and she
visited every weekend after that. I thought I’d get the kilo and come
back to Sarah’s home and sell the cocaine. That was my plan anyway.
Red was tripping at me about still having money from the bank
robbery. He and I laughed at all the police stories and how I had had
my 15 minutes of fame twice. I had Red drive me to the mall so I
could buy some clothes. Next…...we went in search of BJ and smoked
some crack. It was time to pick up where I had left off.
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Uncle Rob could hardly get off of the sofa. He said he was very
happy to see me and started to tell the girl (Tina) all about my past
crimes, like they were a badge of honor. Tina couldn’t take her eyes
off of me, like she was fascinated by me. I asked Uncle Rob if I could
crash at his place until the next day. He said I’d have to stay low due
to Missy’s parents hating me. I said I’d be gone the next day.
I awoke the next morning in her bed. Three little, snot nosed
kids were running in and out of the bedroom yelling, I was barely
dressed, and Tina was in the kitchen cooking up bacon and eggs. She
yelled for the kids to leave me alone. I got up and went into the
kitchen to see you what I was facing for the day. Tina had me sit at
the dining room table while she made a plate of breakfast for me.
As I was eating, Uncle Rob came to the front door and asked me
if he could talk to me when I got done eating. I said, “sure!” Tina said,
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“Rob’s pissed off at me.” I asked, “for what?” She said her and Rob
were dating until I showed up. Ooops!! I asked Tina why she didn’t
tell me, and she said she seen me and wanted me…. end of story. I
asked her what she was going to do concerning Rob and she said she
didn’t care. She wanted me. Ha! Crazy bitch!
I had Tina drive me to the bus station. At this time, May was
living with Uncle Rob. May had come with us to the bus station. She
was happy to see me but was very sad that I was leaving. She even
went as far as telling me not to go, that she had a bad feeling that I
wouldn’t come back. I hugged her and kissed her and told her that I
had to go; I had business to take care of. She cried for me to stay, but I
didn’t. I got on the bus and headed south.
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Chapter 103
For the next couple of hours, I smoked out all alone. When I
finally realized that Milo was late I called his car phone. No answer.
Next, I called his beeper number. No reply. Then, I called his condo
and got his answering machine. I left a message saying I hope all is
well.
The next time I called him, he answered and said, “Fuck you!”,
Then hung up on me. I couldn’t believe it, so I dialed back. He didn’t
answer. I dialed every number I had for him. When he did answer,
he’d hang up, saying, “Fuck you” to me. Being high as a kite and not
knowing what was up, I began to freak out. I called up Jerry again, to
see if he could make any sense of what Milo was up to but we couldn’t
think of why he’d be doing me like he was. I was getting pissed off.
For the next two days, I sat in that hotel room wondering what
was wrong with Milo. He’d answer every phone call with a, “hello”
and then, “Fuck you!” when he heard my voice.
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Chapter 104
I was released from prison on June 28, 1994. It was July 3rd,
and I was in a state of absolute craziness. I had eaten almost a whole
sheet of blotter acid, mixed with weed, alcohol, and cocaine. I was
tripping my ass off. One of the things that got me upset the most was
the constant, “Fuck you!” that he said to me every time I called. I
figured he was just flat-out robbing me, so I had to get some get back.
Not knowing what I was going to do, I strolled down the beach
to Milo’s condo. His building had a wall built around the pool area. I
went and sat on a lounge chair in the corner by the pool to wait and
see if Milo would come outside. I felt if I could at least talk to him, that
maybe, he’d give me my money back or my dope. I must’ve sat in a
chair for hours.
I went back to the Jolly Roger to get high and to think on what I
was going to do that evening.
Back in her condo I put her to bed. She was too drunk to speak.
I stole all of her cash, traveler’s checks, and jewelry. I sat down and
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smoked up the last of the coke and took my last couple of hits of acid.
It was time to knock on Milo’s door.
As the door opened, I barreled inside and hit Milo in the face.
He fell into a small kitchen to the left, sprawled out on the floor. I
asked him where my money was at and he yelled, “Fuck you,
Tommy,” as he got up off the floor. He used the kitchen counter to
raise himself up and he grabbed a butcher knife out of the wooden
block of knives on the counter. I leapt into the kitchen and grabbed
the wrist that held the knife. I slammed the wrist on the counter until
he let go.
The safe was in the hallway behind a huge glass frame picture.
He took the picture off of the wall and sat it on the floor beneath the
safe. He moved as if he was going to open the safe and then he did the
dumbest thing…. he turned and swung a fist at my face, growling, “I’ll
kill ya, ya son of a bitch.”
As soon as his fist hit my left temple I saw stars go from bright
white to blood red in a flash. In a flurry of arms swinging, Milo went
down. As I stood over him, breathing hard and trying to clear my
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vision, I saw I was in some deep shit. Milo’s body was covered in
blood and his head was barely hanging onto his neck. I was swinging
so hard and so wildly that I must have damn near beheaded the dude.
Blood was pouring out of his neck, pooling around his head into a
halo. I looked at his body and saw that he was missing a couple of
fingers on one hand too. He had gashes and slashes everywhere.
Blood splatter was all over the little hallway. “What the fuck just
happened?” I asked a dead man.
Seeing the damage, I had done, I knew I had to clean up, get the
dope and the money, and get the hell out of there. I grabbed one of
Milo’s arms and drug him into the bathroom. His head was dragging
beside his body making an awkward to pull him into the bathroom,
so I cut it the rest of the head all the way off. I raised it to eye level to
look at it. I must be crazy, I thought. And tossed his head into the
toilet and his body into the tub.
I then went into the kitchen to clean off all the blood that was
on me. Most of it, anyway.
Next, I took a beer out of the fridge and downed it in one long
gulp. Sigh! What the fuck do I do now? I’m fresh out of prison and
here I was…. fixin’ to go back for ride in the electric chair. What a
dumb ass! It was hard trying to think clearly. I still had coke, weed,
and acid flowing through my head, but I knew I had to get the hell out
of there. But not before I got all of the drugs and money first.
After a few hits of rock, I was ready to tackle the safe. That's
where the real dope and money was at.
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Inside the safe was a whole kilo of cocaine, and my money still
in its envelope under a stack of cash with a couple of watches, some
loose jewelry, and some baggies with various stones. I took
everything and put it in a leather satchel bag that I took out of Milo’s
closet
Back in the living room, I took a few more tokes of crack before
I was ready to go. I took the elevator to the first floor and got the hell
out of there. I stole Milo’s T-Bird and headed toward I-95. I was high
as fuck, but I knew I had to run. And that’s something that Tommy
Kaos knows how to do well…get the hell away from crime.
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Acknowledgments:
I’d like to thank Sue for her unwavering love and support. None
of this would be possible if it wasn’t for her many hours of learning
the publishing process, and the faith she has bestowed upon my
abilities. God bless you, Sue. I’d, also, like to thank Jocelyn and
Danielle Conte for editing my many screw ups and taking the time to
help me with making my dreams come true. You rock!
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