Our chemistry pun galore ! Oh well.. At least we chemis-tried..

1. What did toluene and benzene have the other night?

Aromatic night

2. Don’t drink too much water when you are studying. Because it may reduce your
concentration. wkwkwkwk

3. Chemistry has given me alkynes of problems. But, I know I am tri-ene. My soul has
di-ene side. Bye cruel world..

4. Apple took over Asgard, guess who’s the king now?

iOdin

5. What do you call one gram of H in space?

Mercury

6. What is stronger than an atomic bomb?

A diatomic bomb

7. What kind of ghost haunts the chemistry lab?

Spirit lamp

8. What class of organic compounds kill soldiers in a warzone?

Amine

9. What do you say to a person that calls you when you can't pick up his call?
Collagen
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Made by : Adeline,Aldo,Christopher,G.Felicia,Jessica
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1. Son : Mom, I want to have a girlfriend.

Mom: Then “You should give a chem ! “(Chem is 'try’)
2.Why do I always remember Uranium ? Because I Can’t forget about U.
3.Indonesian traditional clothes BaTiK ( Barium, Titanium and Potassium)
4.Dad : I love my sulphur , oxygen and nitrogen elements , They symbolize my SON.
5.Vanderwaal is a weak person his force is really weak
6.What is the world's most useful table ?The periodic table!
7.It is useless to talk talk to a Noble gas they won't react though.
8.Mum I got a fluoride in a chemistry test ! What do you mean ? F!
9. A water molecule speaks to an oil
Hey wanna play together ? “ I can't mix with you guys “ said the oil I'm allergic to you .
10.What gas is released from a King's fart ? Noble gas !
11.I open a jar filled with gas, now the gas argon.
12.Are you an oxygen? Because i can’t survive without you
13.We have sulfured enough because of school.
14.The first time i did titration, i realised i just dropped the base
15. I like to be friends with a proton, they are always positive
16.Im creating something with Phosphorus, Uranium, Nitrogen, and Sulfur. It’s puns.
17.I forgot to take my bromine and boron, BrB
18. Solid, Liquid, Gas, they all matter.
19.Why do professor likes to discuss about ammonia? Because they are basic materials
20.Easiest way to poison someone? Put Pb and jelly on their sandwich.
21.Chemist likes to plant stoichiometry.(stoichiome-tree)
22.Are we studying electrons again? Bohr-ing
23. Tennessee and Sine mix together form Tennessine (Ts)
24. Do you know what does Nitrogen and Oxygen stands for? NO
25.When your brain has reached its maximum capacity. KO ( potassium and Oxygen)
26. What does BTs stands for Boron and Tennessine.
27.HAlO it stands for Hydrogen, Aluminium and Oxygen
28.What is the sound that snake make Hess
29.How to say no in chemistry way ? Sodium hydrogen (Na H)
30.Memorizing the periodic table always makes me hungry. The word BK ( boron and
potassium)
31.Having flag ceremony makes me remember about Chemistry. ( FRC, Francium and
carbon)
32.Do you know what is element made up of?
All a man
33.What is element’s ideal type?
All ideal gases.
34. A:Do you know what 1 + 2 is?
B: No
A: It is chem because chemisthree (chemistry).
35.Two of your friends are fighting, which side are you in?
I’m neutral, because I’ve gone through neutralisation.
36.Are you water? Because you filled the 70% of my heart.
37.Do you know how we get close? Because we have those chemistry.
38.What’s iron man’s shield made up of? All ionic bonds.
39. Why do you eat a lot ?, I know right because I’m so Tin.
40.Do you know what elements are special in the periodic table?
Uranium, Nitrogen, Iodine ( U, N, I )
41.Why both of you break up? Because we both had decomposed our hearts.
42. I can’t find answers, I guess i should just Chromium it.
43.Do you know why elements have periods? Because they are all in the periodic table..
44.Most balloons are made up of Helium to float in the air, but you don’t need, because
you already float around my heart.
45. My love for you is irreversible, because it is not an equilibrium reaction.
46.Are you endothermic? You had absorb all my heat including my love.
47.Water is such a social butterfly, able to form hydrogen bonds with almost everyone.
48.Why is Oxygen so happy in water? Because it’s got 2 hydrogens kissing both its
cheeks.
49.You stole my heart like H stealing lone pairs from Nitrogen.
50. Where do Chemists go for holiday?
Not sure either Americium or Europium.
51.I’ve just read the news! And I saw Carbon Dating! I wonder who likes carbon?
52.Chemistry puns is all about SArCaSm ( Sulfur, Argon,Calcium, Samarium )
53.My brain is all RuIN because of chemistry puns!
54.There are so many dead bodies, what should we do? I don't know, barium.
55.Do you know what’s Livermorium’s favourite brand? LV.
56.Everytime i text Potassium, she always answer one thing. K.
57.Is Nitrogen Oxide a good gas? NO.
58.Who’s the leader of the Periodic Table? Pb (lead)
59.Why is Fluorine, Uranium and Nitrogen always laughing? Oh, it’s because they’re
having FUN.
60.Where did Barium and Lithium go for Honeymoon? They went to BaLi.
61.Did Fluorine, Boron and Iodine made a Secret service agency? Yeah, they’re called FBI
62.Did Carbon and Argon bought a new Vehicle? Yeah they bought a new CAr
63.When Tungsten, Arsenic, Sulfur, Uranium, Phosphorus, Bromine and Oxygen meet
they always say WAsSUP BrO.
64. You got thinner mate! Yeah, cause I’ve been experiencing reduction in most of my
weight.
65. “Hi, draw gene now”, said the Biology teacher to Hydrogen.