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4 :15 P. M .
WELCOME
ICYMI, we make
EGE
merch now! I lobby TO COLL
for us to create a 2.0
“Voting Turns Me
On” T-shirt because
6 A.M. Cr a s hin g M i a’s
exercising your
day via Zoom Just gonna
I’m out on a (masked) constitutional right
is m y f a v o r it e
solo run. I miss my say it: School
p a s t im e. has huge sex appeal.
run crew so much sorta sucks
that I decide to race 5 P. M . right now.
a toddler. I show 12 : 4 5 P. M . Which is
My favorite part of
them no mercy. We’re prepping to why we’ve
running our TikTok is
launch new Insta launched
responding to com-
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Assembling a daily talented motion Curricular:
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I write up celebrity *actually*
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ers to animate. I’m editing next time someone said they lost
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yo g a? cheery FB post using
was h e r g r e a t est
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nonsense? “Hot dog” serving a juicy
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t o p p in g? is its own category. filet mignon makes
Tay was freakin’ because I love myself.
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Y O U
F I R S T
W h a t yo u r a r m p l a c e m e nt
in g r o u p p h o t os s a ys a b o u t
h ow yo u r e a l l y f e e l
Allow us to analyze those
non - socially- distanced pics of yore.
By MARIAH SCHLOSSMANN
I f yo u r h a n d
I f yo u’r e r e st s o n yo u r
a g g r e s si ve l y w r is t…
h o l d i n g yo u r
You can’t stop either
p h o n e… (1) reveling in the
We get it, people fact that you alone
can be scary—like finally have your life
that flat-earther you together, making
were just trapped in a your own doc appoint-
convo with. Gripping ments and all that,
your cell for dear or (2) preparing
life = subconsciously to effectively shame
bat-signaling your the rando across from
crew to bounce for you who sipped their
afties and taquitos at bev through plastic,
tu casa, stat. like the metal-straw
evangelist you are.
I f yo u’r e
a g g r es si ve l y
holding a
f r i e n d…
This is basically
the 21st-century
equivalent of playing
faves. It’s not that y-
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are high in
b e st i e is
t h e s k y…
r e st i n g o n
Let’s get real: A sexy
yo u r
someone you’ll prob-
ably never see again s h o u l d e r…
just caught your eye. Things look chill, but
Even though you you’re actually on
think you’re playing high alert, ready for
it cool, your lowkey someone to come
desperate/very flirty crying to you in 0.02
stance screams, seconds. Honestly,
“Hi, I’m the one who you’d much rather be
stands out!” Cue eating sushi because
mental montage of being the group
also being the one therapist is easier on
who got away. a full stomach.
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T H E S E X- D e a n is t h e
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1. Rory is shamed for
T H E L AYO U T O F losing her virginity
S TA RS H O L L OW as Dean’s ~other
This town is so small, woman~. Paris
*and yet* Rory and loses hers and then
Lorelai approach doesn’t get into
the square from a Harvard (what??).
different angle But the worst of
every single time the show’s anti-sex
they go. That’s just messaging has
geographically to be…
impossible.
6.
2. L A N E’S
TOW N H A L L PREGNANCY
MEETING Nothing freaks out
AT T E N DA N C E teenage girls like
I’m sorry, but the having a main char-
exact same group of acter get pregnant—
people would never with twins!—after
show up anywhere having sex one
on a regular schedule whole time. Was
unless it’s their job. this show secretly an
My group chat can’t abstinence PSA?
even make Zoom
happy hours. 7.
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O H , H E Y, B O Y S 1st
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c o u p l e o f p r e d e c e s s o r s,
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actor is everything
THE VERIFIED
Bond’s dashing Bond should be.
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qualities? Then this Brilliant? Obviously.
5th
To m James Bond saves Henry can’t not be Charming? Yep.
H i d dl est o n the world in every your pick. If Crazy Physically gorgeous?
movie, and yeah, Rich Asians taught us Only if you have
THE COMEBACK KID
Thandie Backstory time:
we’d put our fate anything, it’s that he functioning eyes.
in Emily’s Edge of can wear the hell out Metaphysically
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T H E FU L L-S TO P as a Bond front- hands. She’s got that affinity for formal have no eyes at all.
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We just think it’s reports surfaced that I’m-also-scared-of- mately 73 percent of
*funny* how she franchise producer her thing absolutely this job. We think.
was once in the run- Barbara Broccoli nailed. Maybe it’s
ning to be a Bond eliminated him bc her piercing gaze?
girl because, um, it’s he wasn’t “tough Her chill perfection?
pretty damn clear enough.” Interesting, Whatever it is, it’s
she should just be in bc that’s exactly why working.
charge here? Watch we still ship Tom for
any 30-second clip the role.
of her chills-inducing
work on Westworld
and you’ll see what
we mean.
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celeb
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“People who
her own style
wear cardigans
1
and own it” for
in a cool way are
the entire series,
quite confident,”
holding on to her
she says. At the
edgy, confident
ello and welcome same time, it’s
vibes. “Through
comforting—“a bit
to the “I can’t stop everything that
like children with
thinking about happened, she
their blankets.”
manages to keep
this show” club. I’m Ashley and I’ll 2 herself.”
B E A C H , G R O U P P H OTO, WA I T I N G R O O M , WA L K I N G I N O C E A N : N ATA L I E S E E R Y/ H B O.
be your guide because my mind 6
simply will not move on from 3
actor-writer-producer-director-genius COLOR
3
THE STORIES
Michaela Coel’s groundbreaking
FUZZIEST For main char-
HBO masterpiece. It follows her
JACKET acters, “I ramp
character, Arabella, as she tries to 4
their signature
“Something fluffy
find out what really happened the colors—Ara-
like this, it’s snug-
night of her sexual assault—and, in gly, it’s keeping bella’s is pink—
the process, totally dismantles tradi- her safe, but it’s up in moments
also quite an when they’re
tional victim narratives. One way?
intense color. loving who they
With clever wardrobe choices you are and down
There are two
don’t even notice that you notice 5
sides to her in this in moments of
(like Arabella’s rotating selection of moment. She’s vulnerability.”
cardigans-as-armor) until you notice struggling, but
(a striking, rare shot of her shoul- she’s also charg-
ing at people and
ders during a breakdown). Costume
wanting to take
designer Lynsey Moore explains the them down.”
power of the show’s key looks.
6
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celeb
I d i d n’t k n o w a p l a y l i s t c o u l d b e f u n n y
D o you
t hink
list e ning t o
all t he se…
8
B Y K- C I A N D J O J O dancing to this, with a 3. “I really, really freak-danced to. I had
hard, repetitive double wanted to be that just gotten my period
…will m ake
slap of the hips.” somebody. And that and made a pad out
my bra ce s baby-crying sound of toilet paper. I was
Dre aming of You 2. “If this doesn’t
9 grow b a ck? burned a hole into wearing jean pedal
BY S E L E N A
send chills down your
my brain that I will pushers and the wad
30ish-year-old spine,
A’S forever cherish.” weighed down the
M AY S you’re soulless. I
PICK crotch. When I danced
heard it circa fifth 4. “The whole album
Back That A z z Up with my crush with his
grade and could tell Aquarium was my
BY J U V E N I L E leg between mine,
10 it represented all the jam. I could sing both
F E A T . L I L WAY N E A N D we both felt the hard
M ANNIE FRESH stolen moments, love, parts of this song. The
object in my pants but
and longing I didn’t male voice, with that
didn’t mention it.”
yet know.”
p a t t e r ns yo u
d o n’t h a ve
t o b e c o n f us e d
by a ny m o r e
By L AUREN ADHAV
1. PL AID
Does it have
overlapping perpen-
dicular lines in various
colors and widths?
Check! I mean, not
check. It’s PLAID, omg.
4. GINGHAM
If you see a bunch of
overlapping squares in
m.
ha
significance.
5. B U FFA L O P L A I D
on the
T H E S T Y L E S TA L K E R / B L A U B L U T - E D I T I O N .C O M . PAT T E R N S ( 5 ): G E T T Y I M A G E S .
3. P R I N C E O F WA L E S
ool
~moody~ black-and-
gray design is typically
associated with wool or
thicker fabrics.
6. H O U N DS TO OT H
dy t
You’ll recognize
a
M
pup’s teeth IRL.
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spritz, splash, smile
The new body mist collection by
b y the time
we’re
all Olds, this here
situation will probably
be referenced in text-
books as one of the
most politically, eco-
nomically, environ-
mentally, socially,
everything-ly fraught
years in modern his-
tory. And through it all,
we’ve become more
aware of who we are
(or aren’t) support-
ing with our dollars.
Because, according to
this exclusive Cosmo
State of Shopping
survey, despite record
Hi
unemployment num-
,j
us
last year.
ing
behavior points to a
these feel- go
maybe-kinda hopeful
future, where people
actually care about the
people on the other
od
@ D N A Z .T V
2 8 C o s m o p o lit a n N o v e m b e r 2020 I l l u s t r a t i o n b y D ’A R A N A Z A R YA N
T E t h is k i n d o f
S TA e to see pur
T H E u lov cha
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I N G w
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er
Oh, nothing, just some small changes that could have a huuuuuge
f ro
m
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uca
%
ted con
D u r i n g t h e p a n d e m i c:
38
s u m e rs!
% of shoppers are spending the
same or even more than
before the pandemic.
effect on the way we all shop from now on. Kinda cool, if you ask me.
of you became more aware of
employee safety conditions in the
shopping supply chain.
H ow m u c h yo u’r e d o lin g o u t eve r y m o nt h
o n c l o t h e s—e t h i c a l l y m a d e a n d o t h e r w is e:
30
31%
25
26%
23% 20
consider it a deal
breaker if a brand is not
15
17% 17%
sustainable or ethical.
10
9%
5
to good
Tim t $50 use
tha .
e to put
34% A n d h e r e’s h ow p p l a r e f e e l i n g a b o u t
are actively researching sust ainably thrif t ing or purchasing se condhand:
and supporting Black-
owned brands.
S O U R C E: CO S M O S U RV E Y N o v e m b e r 2020 C o s m o p o lit a n 29
f ashion
D o yo u h a ve t o o m a ny c o a t s?
A f l owc h a r t.
It’s possible. Also possible: You need just *one* more.
By L AUREN ADHAV
ARLING
SHE
START
PLAID
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fresh air! P ACOAT
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1 to 5: 5 to 10:
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easily. less than 70 Variety is really…. Uniql o x I n es d e l a
the spice of Fr ess an g e, $180,
degrees. Be honest. Are you just looking for an u ni q l o.c o m
life/my
excuse to buy something new??
closet.
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deets (size, color,
2. Plot your address, etc.). If you
strat egy. get cold feet after piling
It works like an auto- up all that money, you
mated Venmo, making can cash out at any time
daily or weekly (the or save it on Reel for
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withdrawals from your goes with leftover dough
bank into a targeted- from things that go on
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toward the total cost, does happen, and yes,
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o
you at your item’s lowest
current price).
3. Plot a lil more.
Reel won’t process
your order until your 5. Stunt on
account balance ever yone.
n today’s episode of Why Didn’t Someone Tell Me This Exists, matches your selected That’s it. You saved
there’s a new site called Reel, which is a magical place item’s full price. Which up responsibly/pain-
means that slow-and- lessly and weren’t even
where something like AirPods could cost you $10 a day
tempted to dip into those
instead of $210 all at once. Basically it’s like one of those
funds for brunch money.
“buy now, pay later” programs in reverse. My I-need-it-stat folks might not And you did it without
have the patience for it, but if you wanna treat yourself—sans debt or late credit cards or debt.
fees—this could be the future of shopping for ya. Here’s how it works. Very boss move.
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THE FREE-SPIRITED
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Everything
goes with
athletic shorts
Sure, they’re
sporty…but also v
chic when layered
with a printed
button-down and
L o uis Vuit t o n t o p, sweater. Bonus
G C DS
swe a t e r, an d s h o r t s. points for coordinat- t o p an d
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sun gl as s e s.
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Fe N o e l
p ant s, $288,
f e n o e l.c o m
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$30 0, re t ro
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s o c ks,
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ku l e.c o m
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for falling asleep in
my makeup or
something? It
happened once.
(Narrator: It hap-
pened four times.
This week.)
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my face.
sp
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~BeLiEvE~ (and follow this guide).
By CHLOE METZGER
First, cut
your hair
I know (again!), but to
retain length, you have
to lose length—specifi-
cally, about a quarter
of an inch. “Your hair
4 0 C o s m o p o lit a n N o v e m b e r 2020
LCOME
WE
TO
(Ver y) hot take: Your oil obsession might be sabotaging your grow th.
cuticle and stretch it, so
it won’t shrink up and
dry out as quickly in (wash-and-gos will still
your protective style,” need the daily moisture
she explains. tho). By month two,
CLARIFYING “your hair will be opti-
SHAMPOO
Add moisture, mally bonded, and you’ll
D ove A mp lif ie d Tex t u re s
start to see some length
H yd ra t in g Cl e ans e not oil
S h a m p o o, $7, d r u gs t o re s instead of breakage.”
If your go-to product is
oil, oil, and more oil,
especially when protec- Embrace
tive styling, listen up: shampoo!
“Oils don’t moisturize— Don’t be afraid: “Product
they seal in moisture,” buildup can clog pores
says Davis-Sivasothy. So and make it harder for
if you’re slathering them hair to push through the
on without a hydrated follicle,” says Davis-
base, “you’ll end up with Sivasothy. “Massage
D A I LY C O N D I T I O N E R
crispy, broken hair.” your scalp with a clari-
M aui M oist ur e H e a l &
H yd ra t e + S h e a B u t t e r For the first two weeks fying shampoo once a
Co n dit io n e r, $9, d r u gst o re s of your growth process, week if you’re a heavy
she recommends rewet- user of butters and oils
ting and moisturizing or once a month if you
your hair every single use lighter products.”
day (exactly why easy
DIY styles = key) with But slow down
a daily moisturizing on the protein
conditioner and a If every product you own
leave-in to help “rebuild has “anti-breakage” or
the hydrogen bonds in “strengthening” on the
your hair” (basically, label, bad news: You
L E AV E - I N the stuff that locks in could be throwing fuel
Ad wo a B e aut y B a o mint
L e a ve - I n Co n dit io nin g
moisture). Then layer on the damaging fire.
S t y l e r, $24, s e p h o ra.c o m on an oil. “With daily “These protein-filled
moisture, those bonds formulas help repair
will get better at staying, strands, which is great,
and your hair will start unless your hair is
! looking fuller within a
IN dried out,” says Davis-
TE !
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IN
month,” she says. Sivasothy (and if you’re
PR
TE After two weeks of
O reading this, it probably
PR
daily rewettings and is). “Too much protein
protective styles, you on dehydrated hair
can space out the rinses creates a stiff buildup
OIL to every five-ish days that’ll snap off.” Fun!
B r e a d B e aut y S up p l y H air
Try cutting out all
M I G U E L H E R R E R A / T H E L I C E N S I N G P R O J E C T.
N o v e m b e r 2020 C o s m o p o lit a n 41
b e aut y
Brow pencil
More impt news:
You can line your
eyes with a regular
Concealer ol’ brow pencil. Its
Hi, guess what? Your pigments tend to be
cream concealer softer, giving you a
happens to be a more diffused,
really legit eye- sultry-ish vibe.
shadow primer. Use
it to make your
powder and liquid
shadows last
longer and look way
more intense.
Lipstick
You know the
matte red you
*had* to have but
Lip gloss never wear? It’s
Super-shiny lids are now your cheek
really cute rn. Just stain. Dab it on
swipe clear gloss and blend it out
for a natural flush
B E N J A M I N M A D G W I C K /A U G U S T. S W I P E S: C O R E Y M AY WA LT; P R O P S T Y L I S T: L A U R A W O O L F.
over them (or layer
it over your favorite that’ll wake your
shadow) for some face right up.
serious sheen.
Bronzer
Maybe you’re not
going full Jersey
Shore anymore, but
you can still use this
Mascara guy on your lids, Eyeshadow
Save the $ you’d blending it up into Lip balm Create a new lip-
spend on brow gel your creases for a Tap that lip balm stick by mixing
and brush up your neutral smoky eye. that’s been bouncing some Aquaphor
brow hairs with So damn easy. around the bottom of with the pink
mascara. Fill in any your bag onto the shadow you have
patches and high points of your left over from 2019
basically look face for an is-she- (lol, remember
S O U R C E: J E N N A
like Gigi. K R I S T I N A , M AY B E L L I N E
wearing-highlighter- sunset eyes?).
N E W YO R K U. S . B R A N D
A MBASSADOR
or-is-her-skin-just-
that-good glow.
4 2 C o s m o p o lit a n N o v e m b e r 2020
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hold women back?
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l i f e
a list of
Just
unexpected
reasons
we a r in g a m ask is
g o o d f o r yo u
By ASHLEY OERMAN
9
3
If your socially
You’ll project distanced first date
“I’ve got my shit judges you
5
together” even for it, you’ll know
though you’ve been You won’t run out 7 it’s time to bail.
1 in the same of lip gloss for No one will
sweats for days. a long-ass time. have to smell your 10
It disguises
your purple wine coffee breath
Because
mouth. 4 6 but you.
Lady Gaga
Prepping for the You can make ~sexy and the VMAs.
2 epic journey mystery-lady 8 Obviously.
that is buying eye contact~ with Your phone is
Strangers on
groceries is a hot rando. getting a little
the street probs
suddenly way d: a s t e a
won’t ask you TOO good at facial t ure lth
more fashun. recognition. ic
to “smile more.”
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S O U R C E: H U N T E R P R
F O O D S T U DY
I f t h e p ast
f i ve m o nt hs h a ve f e l t
like f i ve ye a rs,
yo u’r e n ot w r o n g
The trauma and drama is fast - for warding
our lives, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing.
By SUSIE MOORE
hear that she, a die- can certainly feel like human feel like they hormone that helped
hard New Yorker, was went from being a kid
are permanently on guard.
N o v e m b e r 2020 C o s m o p o lit a n 51
your job any less
miserable, so you’re
plotting a new career.
Whatever it is, your
Oh, and the cherry
brain is focused on
on top: Severe chronic
New
making decisions that
stress might even dam-
m a n i, n e w
will alleviate some
age our DNA, making
of the never-ending
us more susceptible to
stress. IRL, that looks
age-related diseases
old
like (1) finding what’s
-la
like osteoporosis.
dy
most important to you
(P.S. Sorry for stress-
joint s. ing you out even more
and (2) protecting
it at all costs. This is
with all this….)
why, say, relocating
thousands of miles
And also suddenly
away can seem
so grown
almost obvious.
Take a deep breath
It’s also why
with me, because now
many of these new
it’s time to dig into that
other thing: the forced
Marie-Kondo-ing of
our lives. Surprisingly,
2.6
we can thank our sur-
5 2 C o s m o p o lit a n N o v e m b e r 2020
for yourself to mitigate stress will work
And why it’s all
(mostly) fine
the necessity-is-the-
on
pti
mother-of-maturing-
ca
13.8
of you didn’t feel like
in
%
n ’t t h
T h e in c re as e in
the adulting pool at
O n- b r a n d: C
n ew h o m e s a l e s
23 years old only in J un e 2020.
to emerge soaked, S O U R C E: A S S O C I AT E D P R ES S
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lif e
B r e a k f ast t a c os:
laziest the
healthy meal
t h a t d o e s n’t t ast e
l i ke d i r t
Armed with tor tillas,
eggs, and a few extras, your
highkey sleep - deprived
hangr y self could basically
win Chopped.
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add slices of ripe avo,
and sprinkle on some
parsley. Bonus points
for pickled onions,
cotija cheese, and hot
sauce. Post it on IG.
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lif e
a m o nst e r
when you ask
(especially in 2020),
about growth
but if it’s obvious
that the person you potential.
just put on makeup Look, everyone
Future you thanks you for your ser vice. for hasn’t even *should* want their
glanced at your career to go some-
By ALISON GOLDMAN résumé, proceed with where. So it’s a bad
caution, says Lauren sign if your interviewer
McGoodwin, founder seems annoyed when
and CEO of Career you ask what could be
Yo u’re
Contessa. Working beyond this role, says
welcome
for someone who Shannon Taylor, PhD,
f o r t his
doesn’t respect you an associate professor
in t e r v ie w.
and your time from in the management
the start: not ideal. department at the
University of Central
Florida. They might
Yo u s u d d e n l y see you as “a robot
know their life. that’s going to punch
If by the end of the a clock.”
interview you’ve
heard all about why
their latest relation-
They act like
ship ended, McGood- t h e y ’r e d o i n g
win says they likely y o u a f a v o r.
have no boundaries. Yes, probably lots of
Working for someone people are interview-
like that can make a ing for this job. No,
job extra taxing once the hiring manager
you fall into “Are they shouldn’t tell you
your boss or your you’re really, really
friend?” territory. lucky you got the
interview. “That’s
an intimidation
T h e y ’r e n o t tactic that’s likely
clear about your part of their leader-
responsibilities. ship st yle,” says
(1) You deserve to McGoodwin. Not
know what a job will cool, particularly if
actually entail before you’d end up dealing
you take it. (2) When with it every day.
a boss can’t communi-
cate the goals of the
and also
position, it does not h, …
bode well for day-to -
O
day work stuff. “If
their answers change
or are all over the Do some
place, they’re also recon.
Yeah, so the employment rate is currently at record “meh.” But going to be all over Just like your maybe-
the place when you boss is sleuthing your
while searching for a gig—even in the midst of *waves hands* work for them,” socials, check out
all this—you can still at least try to avoid getting stuck with an evil McGoodwin says. theirs. See if you align
manager. The truth is that good impressions should go both ways with their Twitter hot
takes and look for
during the (virtual?) interview process. If they don’t, and you
hints of their work-life
catch any of these red flags, consider reconsidering a working
A L A MY.
balance on IG.
relationship with this maybe-kinda-probably awful boss.
5 8 C o s m o p o lit a n N o v e m b e r 2020
FURNITURE | UPHOLSTERY | LIGHTING | DÉCOR
kup
editio
ea
Br n
a list of
Just
wa ys t o h a u nt yo u r ex
b as e d o n t h e ir si g n
By KYLE THOMAS
ARIES
Post a FaceTime
screenshot of every
chat you have with
your gossipy-est
mutual friend.
TAU R U S
Change your Netflix
password when
they’re halfway
(L o l, j k, f o r e v e r = t w o w e e
through a series. k s)
GEMINI
Book a (safe! local!)
trip and oh so
casually mention it
when you text them
to reclaim your
toothbrush.
CANCER
Send a mixtape to
make them believe
you *do* wanna
stay friends…then
move on.
LEO
Study up on social
media strategy
to make sure you
always have more
followers than
they do.
V I RG O
Slide into their work
frenemy’s DMs CAPRICORN
and get them to Whatever they’re
mention you. into—crossword
puzzles, half- s.
ng
SCORPIO AQ UA R I U S
Pretend you’re sorry. “Find” a UFO. Post a
esents
S AG I T TA R I U S Livestream yourself
s
Thi
er
Th
YOU’VE
BEEN
MAKING
BAD
DECISIONS
IN LOVE
By A L IZ A K EL LY
If your romantic
life has reached
peak Women
Tell All–level
dramz, it’s not you,
it’s…well, actually,
it sort of is you.
See, we’re in
Mars Retrograde,
which wreaks
havoc on your
libido, temper,
energy, and moti-
A S K Y O U R vation. Meaning,
yeah, you may find
A S T R O L O B E S T I E yourself texting
your worst ex or
legit fighting with
Real - talk advice from astrologer, author, and bae after
they finished
Instagram meme queen Aliza Kelly. Selling Sunset
without you.
N o v e m b e r 2020 C o s m o p o lit a n 61
ast r o l o g y
l
and over, lie down
with a black obsidian
stone on your heart
and a selenite crystal
on your stomach.
Meditate for 21 (told
you) minutes so they
ove is love is love is love is love…until can soak up your
old feels and clear
it’s not. Then it’s annoying. It’s heart- 2. Cut of f your
your energy.
breaking. It’s tear-your-hair-out-by-its- 1. Drink some- ex like they ’re
unwashed-roots frustrating. It’s…sorry, thing other than split ends
what were we talking about? Oh, your own t ears Take an unlit white 5. Get naked
right, shitty breakups. And the fact that when Make a cup of lemon candle and wave it (it ’s fine)
balm (the herb, not over your body as Take a gallon of
my decade-long relationship ended in May, I
the Lip Smacker) you picture yourself spring water and add
turned to magic to heal my broken heart. (I surrounded by light,
tea with honey. The petals from your
mean, I also obviously turned to every single which symbolizes the favorite flowers, your
lemon balm will help
rom-com on Netflix—also: Cheez-Its—but I am heal your heart—the cords that tied you to fave perfume, and
an astrologer who dabbles in witchcraft, so.) stuff is so soothing your ex dissolving. honey. Mix it up while
With a little help from professional witch that ancient Greeks Next, sprinkle coconut thinking about what
Michael Cardenas, owner of the online magic used it to treat scor- oil and lemon balm you want in your next
pion stings (Do Not herb (yup, she’s back) S.O. Draw a bath,
resource Olde Ways, I set out to move on.
Try This At Home)— on the outside of the add your potion, and
And I did, tyvm, by following these rituals. candle, light it (a safe
and the honey will soak for at least 21
Interested? Pick the one that speaks to you, or bring a sweet future. distance away from (told you!!) minutes,
for max recovery help, do them all in order. Yes, it’s simple, but yourself this time), thinking about happier
sipping tea can be a and let it burn as you relationships ahead.
small act of magic. meditate on moving
on with your life.
6 2 C o s m o p o lit a n N o v e m b e r 2020
Y O U R N O V E M B E R
H O R O S C O P E
By JAKE REGISTER
Mercury Retrograde is acting up in Work shit is supes frustrating thanks Mark your cal for the 3rd, when Mer-
your chart’s lurve zone at the start of to Mercury and Mars Retrogrades, cury goes direct and messiness with
the month, but whatever drama hap- but that’s over by mid-month. Then, on your ex exits stage left. Starting on the
pens, you’ll finally be feeling much the 21st, romantic Venus enters sexy 21st, *airhorn sounds* Sagittarius
lighter heading into the holidays. Scorpio and your love life is . season brings you healthier ’ships.
Thanks to a lil thing called the You’re saying all the wrong things I know, I know: Your sex life has been
Jupiter-Pluto conjunction, your toxic at the beginning of the month, but meh for months. That finally changes
relationships could sink for good. starting on the 21st, Sag season when Mars Retrograde ends on
Later in the month, Venus in Scorpio brings self-love and love love. Expect the 13th—and you’ll be all about
gets your love life on track. flowers, rubies, and amazing sex. me-time. New toys, anyone?
LIBRA SCORPIO
( 0 9. 23 –10. 2 2) (10. 23 –11. 21)
Um, how’s your love life? Mercury It’s your season, Scorpy, but you’re
Retrograde in your sign + Mars Retro- feeling lonely. Wait until Mercury
grade in your relationship zone = eek! enters your sign on the 10th and
If you’re “on a break,” you can make brings in all the DMs, Zoom invites,
up mid-month—or find someone new. and hey-wanna-catch-up texts.
SAGITTARIUS CAPRICORN
(11. 2 2–12. 21) (12. 2 2– 01.19)
Thanks to all the activity in your Your home life = the worst, until Mars
chart’s isolation zone, you’re feeling Retrograde ends on the 13th. You’ll be
like you’ve just been dumped, even making new friends and FWBs until
if you haven’t. Sag season will make the 21st, when Sag season asks you to THE EMPRESS
you feel like you again on the 21st. chill…by yourself. Nap time!
This card is all about love for you,
Scorpio! The Empress represents
nurturing relationships—and not just
the romantic ones. So it’s time to put
your energy into the connections that
AQUARIUS PISCES feel natural, whether they’re with
( 01. 20 – 0 2.18 ) ( 0 2.19 – 0 3. 20 ) your partner, your bestie, or your
Warning: The lunar eclipse on the Your love life has been a literal night- mom. Basically, get out your yearly
30th is hitting your chart’s zone of mare lately, but once Mercury goes cal and plan to spend even more
romance and sex hard, so you’ll be direct on the 3rd, that ends…and your time with the people closest to you.
tempted to second-guess your S.O./ on-again, off-again thing might too. Safely, of course.
crush/situationship all month long. Remedy: (virtual) brunch with friends.
N o v e m b e r 2020 C o s m o p o lit a n 63
ast r o l o g y
IYKYK: In astrology,
Saturn is a BFD. If
you’re new here,
allow me to explain:
can turn into some-
The planet represents
yo u r ow n
thing bigger. Much
harsh lessons, restric-
more fun, right?
The secret to some tion, discipline,
Astrologers mea-
next - level and authority. Not
sure compatibility by
p e rs o n a l compatibilit y sh*t.
By A DA M A S ESAY
fun. But it also plays
a huge role in com-
patibility and is a
studying a relation-
ship synastry chart,
which looks at how the
r e l a t io nship
determining factor in
planets and points in
whether or not a fling
your birth chart relate
to your boo’s and vice
ps yc hic
versa, and a compos-
ite chart, which cre-
ANGIE’S
SATURN ates a whole new birth
chart based on mid-
points between your
and your partner’s
charts (as in, the half-
R S
TU ’
N
A AD
way points between,
R
B
S
say, where Saturn is in
your chart and where
it is in theirs).
Let’s look, in the
SYNASTRY diagrams at left, at
CHART Brangelina (and btw,
Brad’s Saturn makes these are v oversimpli-
a trine (a favorable fied versions of v, v
…o o p s!
North Node in
te
u
ex
’ships, aka major love quickly and form
s
of
11
5
nal if your situation-
3
4
ship can make it to the
next level, but it can’t
guarantee forever
COMPOSITE forever. Think of the
CHART planet as a beacon of
Saturn is in comfy long-term-relationship
Taurus in the 8th potential—what hap-
house of intimacy, pens next is up to you.
sextile (another good
type of connection)
to the Moon in
Pisces. Meaning:
They got deep fast!
6 4 C o s m o p o lit a n N o v e m b e r 2020
u t
, F r i d a y t h e 13 t h i s a l l a b o
FY I
fem
t
energy
am abundance.” You’ll
attract some much-
needed post-breakup
love (self-love, a new
hey were partner, or the support
right about of your friends/family)
one thing by literally being love.
though: It’s definitely a Just trust me.
~powerful~ moment.
See, in many
I M E
ancient cultures, B E DT
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N o v e m b e r 2020 C o s m o p o lit a n 67
lust
X Q&A
SE
getting
I avoid
Do your parents
need to know
who’s going to be
in the house or get
a heads-up when
guests are pres-
ent? Lyons also sug-
Yes, they’re legit, touching them at gests making sure
Are says sex and rela- the same time. It’s there’s some sort
nipple- tionship expert basically like a of trade-off: Gift
gasms Nicole Moore. To Pavlovian way to them a safe night
F R O M L E F T: S A N T I N U N E Z /S TO C K S Y;
6 8 C o s m o p o lit a n N o v e m b e r 2020
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“ W hy d o q u e e f s
h a p p e n, a n d d o
wo m e n f e e l
awk ward when
t h ey d o? ”
A queef, or a lit-
tle toot from the
vagina, is just the
sound of trapped
air escaping. It
can happen for a
buncha reasons,
like switching
positions, natural
WAPness, or just
anatomy. It’s not a
big deal, so don’t
make it one!
“Semen
f a c i a l s ”: “I f c o n d o m s a r e
98 p e r c e n t
actually
e f f e c t i v e, d o e s
good for
that mean a 2
y o u?
percent chance
o f p r e g n a n c y? ”
Male condoms
Listen, while ppl
actually have an
have definitely 18 percent failure
used weirder stuff rate with typical
use (aka not fol-
in the name of
lowing the exact
glowy skin (look- instructions on the
ing at you, snail box), meaning that
“18 pregnancies
mucin), just don’t per 100 women
with semen. There’s will occur within
the possibility of a year,” says Dr.
King. The lower
an allergic reac- failure rate of
tion to the proteins around 2 percent
in sperm—or even applies only to
“perfect use.” If you
transmission of wanna be extra
STIs like HIV or safe, use condoms
syphilis through with other forms
of BC, like oral
any breaks in contraceptive
your facial skin, options or an IUD.
explains Dr. King.
So, yeah, I repeat: “Is eating ass
b a d f o r yo u? ”
Are there not worth it.
any household Unfortunately, it
can potentially
products lead to transmis-
I can safely use sion of pathogens
like hepatitis A for
a s l u b e? both the receiver
You’re better off sticking to stuff actually made (and tested!)
and the giver, says
for this purpose. But according to Octavia Cannon, DO, Dr. King. Grab
an ob-gyn in Charlotte, North Carolina, pure coconut oil a dental dam to
keep it clean and
is likely the safest option from your pantry. Just don’t use it
minimize the risk
with latex condoms, as it can weaken the material. for you both.
N o v e m b e r 2020 C o s m o p o lit a n 69
lust
a personalit y trait.
become A Thing That
Will Not Go Away,
regardless of the time
of year. Like, come
on, fall is the season
of cute sweaters!
And PSLs! And
flannel! I’d rather
Let’ not trade my hardly
ss
tic
k
worn cardigans for
to
actually-meant-for-
fla
tg
I would definitely
n
d, s h a l l w e?
7 0 C o s m o p o lit a n N o v e m b e r 2020
M U LT I - F U N C T I O N
POWER TOWER
P s s t : Yo u k n o w w h a t w i l l l o o k v g o o d o n y o u ? V o t i n g .
A n d ye ah, a ls o t his 2020 e l e c t io n t e e, a limit e d - e dit io n c o ll a b
Words by JEN ORTIZ
a n o np ro f it t h a t b o ost s B l a c k wo m e n in p o lit ic s.
N o v e m b e r 20 20 C o s m o p o l i t a n 73
O k a y, s o
I r e a l l y d o n’t
want Barbie gets this too. She knows
that her body’s mere existence in
Hollywood is a balm. How relieving,
to make this a story about Barbie how energy-shifting, how so-good-it’s-
Ferreira’s body. About how she is almost-numbing it is to see someone
“soft, fleshy, bountiful” (L.A. Times, you can relate to in an ad, on TV, in a
September 2020) and has “learned to movie. But that doesn’t mean it’s fair.
embrace her curves” (Daily Mail, the It doesn’t make it okay that even
day after this photo shoot). About what though she’d really like to Finally
it’s like to “be whittled down to your Move On to something else—her ambi-
most marketable, tokenized parts” tions, maybe…her talent, her actual
(Them., September 2019) or whether work—she has to keep talking about
“the term ‘plus-size model’—is that her body. Which means I do too, at
something you are okay with?” (W, a least for some of this story.
hundred years ago, in March 2016). But anyway, here’s something that
And yet here I am, using the open- has zero to do with it: Barbie’s top-
ing lines of the 23-year-old’s first billing role in this fall’s Unpregnant.
major magazine cover story to talk It’s a road-trip buddy comedy…about
about her body. abortion. And honestly, it’s great.
Because here’s the thing: It’s all a Warm and fuzzy and legit really
fucking trap. The pointing out, the funny. Also real. “Normalizing abor-
celebrating, the implicit messaging: tion is what we have to do,” Barbie says
This not-thin woman is thriving! Can matter-of-factly, under the glow of
you believe it?! Yes, it is important to string lights in her L.A. kitchen during
see someone like Barbie. To have her our midday Zoom. “Society puts this
body pointed out and celebrated. To pressure on people who are getting
message to other women—especially abortions, that they should feel a lot of
women who, like me, look more like guilt and shame and really emotional
Barbie than not—that, Oh, shit, yeah, about it. Most people are just relieved.”
you can thrive too. Just watching Barbie plays Bailey, quirky high
Barbie exist does something (not school loner and ex–best friend of
everything but something) to counter- Veronica (played by Haley Lu
act the years of hiding your upper Richardson), the Insta-perfect popular
arms, of spending your allowance on senior. They reconnect when Veronica
diet pills, of standing in the back- realizes she’s pregnant and needs to
ground of group pics doing that thing travel across several states for an
where you stick out your head like
E.T. so that, if you’re lucky, you’ll look
just a little bit smaller.
Mugler dress. Ariana Boussard-Reifel ring.
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punctuating each exasperated word.
“The whole time, I’d been talking
about being yourself and no one was
listening. I understood, at that
moment, that even if I was screaming
from the mountaintops, it was only
used for marketing.”
Still, she kept screaming, and her
outspokenness—especially in inter-
views with fashion publications—
about the industry’s treatment of
non-tiny bodies catapulted her into a
different kind of spotlight. She was
one of Time’s “most influential teens”
of 2016 and became a front woman for
the body-positivity movement. That
influence? Still there. Earlier this year,
she signed on to be the first-ever face
of Becca Cosmetics—on her own
terms, tyvm. “I told them: I’m not
interested in a beauty contract or
beauty company that’s not going to be
catering to people other than white,
cis, straight folks,” she recalls, her
brows furrowing in a way that says,
Hi, hello, don’t you get how obvious this
is? “That’s not what I’m interested in
because I don’t think that’s what
beauty is. In fact, I want to see less of
that. It’s already taking up so much
space in the world. Why don’t we try
something new?”
That just might have been the
moment when those paying attention
woke up—to see that while much of
Barbie’s career had been about her
body and that, okay, her body would
probably still play into future chap-
ters, it would no longer be THE thing.
There was actually already so much
else going on: the *real* stuff that
makes her so electric. Like her…how
do I put this…charm, maybe, if
“charm” didn’t sound like something
your grandmother would say.
Charisma? Feels stuffy too. It’s what-
ever you’d call what she’s wearing
“A s a n e l d e r G e n Z , w e ’v e
gotten our fair share of bad
t im es. I m e an, my f irst d a y
o f k i n d e r g a r t e n w a s 9/11.”
gotten our fair share of bad times,” well: Our parents just don’t get why
says Barbie. “I mean, my first day of we’re not picking up the phone all the
kindergarten was 9/11. We were the time or living at home or coming over
guinea pigs of the internet—you’re 11, for dinner every single night. Like
and the darkness of the entire world is
just packed into your computer and
you’re scrolling through it.” Growing
N o v e m b e r 20 20 C o s m o p o l i t a n 77
have to answer this,’” Barbie says with
a laugh. “She’s like, ‘I’ll be here for you
when her mom visits and Barbie offers regardless of the decision.’ And I’m
to put her up at a nice hotel or Airbnb like, I love Carol.”
but Janaina cries because she wants to If you’ve watched the show (and I
stay with Barbie, even if that means know you have), you get why she was
sleeping on the couch. the one cast. Barbie never looks like
Right now, they haven’t seen each she’s trying. All the grit, the work,
other since Christmas, the longest the overthinking required to bring
they’ve ever been apart. “I like to a complicated character like Kat to
believe that I’m a friend of yours,” life is both obvious and not-at-all in
Janaina says. “And I know when her performance.
things are serious, for the good or for She probably couldn’t have pulled
the bad, I’m the first person you talk off any of that if she weren’t grounded
to.” Yes, the fantasy of actually being in such realism. In a media-trained
friends with your mom seems real for world of evasive answers and people-
them. I can feel it three screens pleasing, her authenticity is a word
removed. Even when Barbie shows better than “refreshing.” Like how
off the recipe-blog-esque stuffed point-blank she is about her worries
peppers she’s been cooking during that opportunities like Euphoria and
our interview and her mom replies Unpregnant, for her or for anyone
that she doesn’t like stuffed peppers; who isn’t the traditional Hollywood
she prefers stuffed zucchini. body type, won’t be around forever.
And then there’s this, the simplest (Yeah, sorry, back to body stuff, just
but most urgent reason you can’t look for a second.) “That it’s not going
away from Barbie: her innate talent. “I to be ‘trendy’ anymore,” she says.
was a very, dare I say, empathic kid,” “That brands are still going to find
she says, “and maybe, dare I say, people who are the thinnest version
extremely emotional.” Acting was the possible of something.”
only thing that got her out of those Or like how she talks about her most
feels. She did the drama thing, and top-of-mind worry this year: the elec-
after school, she’d rehearse for plays tion. It scares the shit out of Barbie
with the local Boys & Girls Club, drag- (her words), and it should scare the
ging her grandma to auditions “even shit out of everyone enough to go vote
though my grandma didn’t speak (again, her words). “In the years since
English, didn’t know where she was.” Trump was elected, I’ve noticed how
At age 21, Barbie auditioned for the popular very, very hateful beliefs are,”
role of Euphoria’s Kat Hernandez, like, Barbie says, looking up at the ceiling,
10 times before it was down to her and choosing her words carefully. “It’s a
one other actress. “I have never in my disservice to oneself to think that
life been more anxious,” she says. “I everyone thinks the way you do. It’s
F O R S H O P P I N G I N F O R M AT I O N , G O TO C O S M O P O L I TA N .C O M .
was literally exploding. I couldn’t even more apparent now than ever in my
move most of the day because I was life that I am living in a different
just like, I need this. If nothing else, give world than a lot of people.”
me this, give me this and that’s it.” “We think we’re the greatest coun-
She got the call—technically, three try, we think we’re perfect, we think
missed calls from her agent, her man- we’re the land of the free, but
ager, and the casting director—while
in therapy. “I was like, ‘Carol, Imma
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FIND YOUR METHOD
A flowchart to help you decide whether
in-person or mail-in suits you best.
START
A r e y o u e l i g i b l e t o v o t e a b s e n t e e?
( Fl i p a h e a d f o r a s e c a n d c h e c k
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A n d w h a t a b o u t d e a d l i n e s, d o y o u
Does the idea of mailing
have enough time to request a ballot
a b a l l o t m a ke y o u n e r v o u s?
a n d m a i l i t b a c k? ( We’v e g o t t h a t
i n f o f o r y o u t o o o n p a g e s 87 a n d 89.)
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Not yet, but I did and printer.
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call in sick in was no.
the name of
democracy.
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(and not do) when you show up. casting an absentee ballot.
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photocopy
made?
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this too. Snap a
pic of your ID,
I’m not sure if Ugh, but I Wait, I missed A notary? upload it, and
my state is don’t have a the deadline Where the hell
they’ll get it to
cool with it. printer. to request a does one find
you overnight.
Here are the You may not ballot! a notary?
There’s also the
places that need one. First, see if you Read the fine option of using
*don’t* allow Some states can still snag print, as some-
an office sup-
it just because allow you to one in person at times a witness
plies store, like
you’re con- email your your local elec- (e.g., your
cerned about application tion office (that Staples, which
roommate) will
COVID-19: back. If that’s deadline is offers same-
suffice. If you
Indiana, not an option, sometimes do need a day document
Louisiana, before you hit later). If not, ask legit notary, printing that
Or a stamp.
Mississippi, up the library, them if there’s search online you can pick
Tennessee, use a site like So, having to anything you for “mobile up curbside.
and Texas. If Mailform.io, buy a few can do. You notary” to find
your state is which prints stamps isn’t might luck out: one who makes
on this list, and mails the that bad. You Many states are house calls.
turn back one documents for can do it from reporting
page for info you. Just your bed, your record-high
on in-person upload them couch, wher- absentee
voting. and enter your ever, through requests this
address. It the USPS year, and to
takes about online store. keep up with
15 seconds (we the volume,
tried it!). Worst they’re extend- BA D AT
case, you can ing deadlines. K E E PI N G T R AC K
always snag a O F A L L TH IS?
Set up a free account at
hard copy of
TurboVote.org so you’re reminded
a ballot request
of exactly what you need to do
form in person and when. Or just follow us on
at your local Instagram, where we’ll be
election office. cheerily spamming you with
updates all season, lol!
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AL ABA M A: 10/29 in person or by INDIANA: 10/22 in person, by mail, or mail; NEBR ASK A: applications mailed PENNSYLVANIA: 10/27 in person,
mail; AL ASK A: 10/24 in person, by online; IOWA: applications mailed auto- automatically in September; NEVADA: by mail, or online; RHODE ISL AND:
mail, or online; ARIZONA: applications matically in September; K ANSAS: 10/27 ballots mailed automatically in Septem- applications mailed automatically in
mailed automatically in October; in person or by mail; KENTUCKY: 10/9 ber; NEW HA MPSHIRE: no deadline in September; SOUTH CAROLINA: 10/30
ARK ANSAS: 10/27 by mail, 11/2 in online, 10/27 in person or by mail; person, recommended 10/27 by mail; in person or by mail; SOUTH DAKOTA:
person; CALIFORNIA: ballots mailed LOUISIANA: 10/30 in person, by mail, NEW JERSEY: ballots mailed automati- 11/2 in person or by mail; TENNESSEE:
automatically on 10/5; COLOR ADO: or online; M AINE: 10/29 in person, by cally on 9/19; NEW MEXICO: applica- 10/27 in person or by mail; TEX AS:
ballots mailed automatically on 10/9; mail, or online; M ARYL AND: applica- tions mailed automatically in some 10/23 in person, by mail, or online;
CONNECTICUT: applications mailed tions mailed automatically in August; counties in early fall, other wise 10/20 in UTAH: ballots mailed automatically
automatically in September; DEL AWARE: M ASSACHUSET TS: applications mailed person, by mail, or online; NEW YORK: on 10/13; VER MONT: ballots mailed
applications mailed automatically in automatically in September; MICHIGAN: 10/27 by mail or online, 11/2 in person; automatically on 9/21; VIRGINIA:
September; D.C.: ballots mailed auto- applications mailed automatically in NORTH CAROLINA: 10/27 in person, by 10/23 by mail or online, 10/31 in
matically in October; FLORIDA: 10/24 early fall; MINNESOTA: 11/2 in person, mail, or online; NORTH DAKOTA: ballots person; WASHINGTON: ballots
in person, by mail, or online; GEORGIA: by mail, or online; MISSISSIPPI: no mailed in some counties automatically mailed automatically on 10/16;
10/30 in person, by mail, or online; deadline but recommended 10/27 in on 9/24, other wise 10/27 by mail; WEST VIRGINIA: 10/28 in person,
HAWAII: ballots mailed automatically person or by mail; MISSOURI: 10/21 by OHIO: applications mailed automati- by mail, or online; WISCONSIN:
in October; IDAHO: 10/23 in person, mail, 11/2 in person; MONTANA: ballots cally in early fall; OKL AHOM A: 10/27 in applications mailed automatically in
by mail, or online; ILLINOIS: applica- mailed automatically in some counties person, by mail, or online; OREGON: early fall; W YOMING: 11/2 in person
tions mailed automatically in August; on 10/9, other wise 11/2 in person or by ballots mailed automatically on 10/14; or by mail
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the best voter in the room.
Wait, do I ha ve
to go down on…
t h e b a l l o t ? Yes, you do.
WHAT IT IS
“Down ballot” refers to everything you’ll be
voting for this election that doesn’t involve
Biden/Harris or Trump/Pence. Basically, local
and state races for things like senators and
school board members plus issues like legalizing
marijuana and abortion laws.
WHY IT M AT TERS
Of course picking the next president is impor-
tant, but issues at the state and local levels will
affect you in a more day-to - day way.
H OW TO PR E PA R E
Use Ballotpedia.org to see a sample of what your
ballot will look like. All you have to do is put in
your address. Then you can start researching
anyone running (*casually googles “what is a
magisterial judge”*) or any provisional issues
you’ll need to weigh in on.
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It’s clear who won.
Meaning one candi-
STATES date had enough of a
require ID to vote but don’t accept margin that the winner
E M I L Y L A N D O N , M D, exe cutive me dical dire c t or f or inf e c tion p revention and cont rol at U Chica go M e dicine
student identification cards. is officially declared,
usually in the early
FACT
morning hours. Fingers
crossed for this one.
In 2018, Georgia prevented up to
182
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the next president is
in a few days…or a
TO...5.
few weeks.
FACT
THE WORST- CASE
It’s estimated that only
SCENARIO
40
% If this is happening to you
If the vote is really close
or you see it happening
and the candidate with
to someone else:
fewer votes doesn’t
C a l l 8 6 6 - O U R -V O T E concede, it may kick
A N D R E A H A I L E Y , CEO of Vot e.org
of polling places fully The hotline will help off a recount. Just FYI,
accommodate people with you through any voter- it happened in 2000.
disabilities. suppression issues in This year’s presidential
real time. election is…more
Take to social media tense, so if one person
Tag the Legal Defense
refuses to accept the
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THESE
BOOTS WERE
MADE FOR
t ra ve lin g c o ast t o
c o ast in a ll o f f a ll’s
b e st o l d - s c h o o l
A m e ric an a t re n ds,
o bvio us l y. Wh a t
we re yo u a b o u t t o
s a y?
W O R D S :
TRIP (!!!)
The car is the new plane—thanks, COVI D -19.
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COSM O P O L ITA N
SKIRTING
THE ISSUE
Sid e s lit s = t h e o nl y
wa y t o c o mf o r t a b l y
we a r o n e o f t h e s e
f o r h o u rs in a c a r.
I t ’s t h e ran g e o f
m o t io n a n d n o
f e a r o f wa rd ro b e
m a l f u n c t io ns f o r m e.
Fa c t: A pink suit
h o n e st l y l o o ks gre a t
in b o t h a c o u r t ro o m
*an d* a ran d o m
m o t e l l o b by.
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DISTRACTION
TACTIC
N o o n e c a n ye l l a t
yo u f o r g e t tin g u p
o n t h e c o unt e r w h e n
yo u’re m e s m e rizin g
t h e m wit h s p a r k l e s
an d f rin g e (an d a ls o
g o rg e Va l e n t in o
b o o t s).
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GET COUNTRY
WITH IT
Ye s, t h e s e c ow b oy
kic ks d o d e s e r ve t o
rid e s h o t gun f o r t h eir
s t e ll a r p e r f o r m a n c e
wit h t his un ex p e c t e d
e m e ra l d eve nin g we a r.
F O R S H O P P I N G I N F O R M AT I O N , G O TO C O S M O P O L I TA N .C O M .
ALL IN THE
ANGLES
H ow d o we f e e l
a b o u t D is n ey ’s Ca rs
re f e re n c e s in f as hio n
s h o o t s? B e c a us e
Light nin g M c Q u e e n
c o u l d n eve r.
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Words by JULEE WILSON
en
E V E R Y O N E
F R O M
L E A R N
C A N
W H A T
w
ack
A B O U T
B E A U T Y
om
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H U A N G. M O D E L S: M A R L E E B E L L / T H E L I O N S A N D L U C K Y/ R E D M O D E L M A N A G E M E N T.
sh
ock
W A N N A
H E A R
white friends—my point is just that Black women
S O M E T H I N G approach beauty in a pretty special (and pretty inspir-
ing, in my not-so-humble opinion) way.
Part of that is about celebrating each other regard-
less of age—or skin tone or hair texture or body type.
Part of it is that we don’t stress over what everyone
else thinks. And the other part is that our overall
beauty POV transcends the physical to go much
g?
deeper. Let me attempt to overexplain.
O U R D I A N A S, G R AC E S, C I C E LYS : T H E Y R E P R E S E N T A
form of transgenerational pride that works to remind
us that Black is, has always been, and will forever be
beautiful. “So much of beauty culture in the Black
community is passed down from generation to gener-
ation,” says Brooke DeVard Ozaydinli, 31, host of the
award-nominated podcast Naked Beauty. “Those are
the women our grandmothers and mothers looked up
to.” So we do too.
I can’t pinpoint when this shared esteem started,
Most of my beauty icons are nearly twice my age. but my gut tells me it’s always been this way. It cer-
Ask any Black woman who inspires her when it tainly revved up during the Civil Rights movement in
comes to beauty and she will likely rattle off a list the 1960s, as the Black community publicly embraced
dotted with plenty of older dames. Like the legendary its pride for our brilliance and, yes, our beauty. And
Diana Ross: This woman is 76 years old and looks like learning to love the skin we’re in has always been an
she just stepped offstage with The Supremes. Singer imperative, since society at large definitely wasn’t
Grace Jones might as well be a vampire, slaying at 72 doing it for us.
with her signature androgynous look. And then Ozaydinli says that the Black women she chats with
there’s actress Cicely Tyson, who, at 95 (!), was step- often say, “I feel more beautiful as I gain more experi-
ping out and dazzling on red carpets as recently as ences, as I become more confident, and as I’ve
January. Insert the ubiquitous and beloved (if not learned who I am.” And she agrees, adding, “I’d like to
*entirely* factually accurate) “Black don’t crack!” think that that’s universal, but I think for Black
That’s not to say these women haven’t aged at all. It women, it may be even deeper because our journey of
just means we don’t care that they have. Because tapping into who we are takes a bit longer. We don’t
while most of the world is obsessed with youth—and have as many signals from the mainstream about
figuring out how to look like they just came out of the how to do it.”
womb—reverence for “over-the-hill” gals is a crucial In fact, I’d argue that that’s why self-care has con-
part of Black girl magic. sistently been at the center of Black women’s beauty
Think about it with me: I’ve never heard any of my rituals. I know I wasn’t the only little girl whose
white friends reference stars like Helen Mirren, Meryl mother and grandmother reminded her to never set
Streep, or Goldie Hawn (who all look great, for the foot outside of the house looking ashy, because mois-
record) as their beauty muses. And no shade to my turizing my body wasn’t just about keeping it looking
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WHILE MOST OF THE WORLD IS OBSESSED
IMAN
HALLE
explains Ozaydinli.
BERRY In doing so, we’ve also managed to
approach consumerism in a savvy
BILLIE
H O L I DAY
“ T H E R E ’ S J U S T T H I S
U N D E R S T A N D I N G
A M O N G S T M E
A N D M Y B L A C K
G I R L F R I E N D S T H A T
W E ’ R E A L L I N T H I S
T O G E T H E R . ”
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t h e l ast p a g e
I n m y nigh
tstand
Swedish singer- songwriter/Spotif y
queen Snoh Aalegra sets the mood with
a lit tle help from her candle collection.
By MADELEINE FRANK REEVES
My overall
nightstand vibe
Minimalist and simple.
I don’t have drawers,
Can your
so everything is
m a t c hin g visible, forcing me
s w e a t s uit d o to keep it neat.
~t his ~?? D i d n’t
t hin k s o.
Never not on top
Spray for soothing
my vocal cords plus a
bottle of water. I suffer
from panic attacks in
my sleep sometimes,
and drinking water
makes me feel safe.
My lighting sitch
I have this really cute
round Flos lamp and
a floor lamp with a
bulb that can be soft
or bright. And I’m a
big candle lover. I
have candles all over
my apartment from
Dear Sunday, Sunday
Forever, and Byredo.
Current bedtime
reading
A mix of biographies
and poetry. I’m about
to start More Than
Enough, by Elaine
Welteroth.
My snack rule
I’m not a big fan of
food in bed—unless I’m
at a hotel. Or unless
*I* count as a snack.
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