Script for Drama.

Seniman Bujang Lapok- Part 4.

Scene 1 – in the studio
Adinda: if kakanda wants to drive adinda out, where can I get sheltered?

Kakanda: why should I care about what will happen to you? If you do not want to go out, I will train

your neck!

Adinda: how could you want to train my neck? How could you!

Kakanda: how could me? You also have the heart to make me so. Did you know that I prefer the

belacan? Why would you not want to cook sayur asam without belacan? Now I will train your neck!

Sudin: eeh! What kind of man are you? Because of belacan you want to train her?

Ahmad Nispu: shhhh!!

Sudin: eeh! What shhh, shhh? You are such a wicked man! How dare you use violence against

women!! Better you apologise to this women. If not, I will smack you on the head!

kakanda: what is going on? Are you crazy?

Sudin: eh, how dare you say that I’m crazy? Ahah! (Give punch to kakanda.)

Ahmad Nispu: you idiot! Are you wanted to ruin my film? (Smack on Sudin’s back)

Sudin: ooo, so you want to play rough huh!

Aziz: aahuh… (Try to smack Ahmad Nispu)

Ahmad Nispu: (pretend being punched)

Sudin: eh, I haven’t smacked you yet! How come you already fall? Do not be coward man! Oo... Two

by one ah? You should give them chance to fight against themselves! Do you think that you have a

big nose holes, I afraid huh?!

Ramlee: (Pull Aziz from Ahmad Nispu followed by Sudin) don’t you know that they still acting on a

film?

Sudin: film is film. But why because of belacan, he wants to train that girl?

Ramlee: what can we do? The story was already written like that.

Sudin: why is the story like that Ramlee? Why don’t they make another story? Like the story of gold,

or the story of chicken, or the story of fighting fish, or the story of flying mantis..Cannot?

Ahmad Nispu: (wake up from fall and wall toward Bujang Lapok.) you three stooges. Do you see that

huge door?

Ramlee, Sudin, Aziz: err...We see sir.

Ahmad Nispu: so you do. With my command, get out all of you! Get out!

Casting man: wait a minute mister director. Don’t get mad yet. This people don’t know anything

about shooting mister director. But I have a letter from manager Kemat Hassan.

Ahmad Nispu: (take the letter).Oo... All of you want to have a screen test ya?

Ramlee, Sudin, Aziz: (laugh) that is why we came here sir.

Ahmad NIspu: Aji!

Aji: (came to director)...Yes sir!

Ahmad Nispu: give the dialogues to them.

Aji: yes sir!

Ahmad Nispu: Majid! Bring these three people for make-up.

Majid: alright sir!

Ahmad Nispu: like Satan! …shahadan…err...Rosman...Come...Rosmah, come...Now we start it over

again.

Kakanda: cannot sir.

Ahmad Nispu: what is wrong?

Kakanda: if it continues like this, I can get TB.

Ahmad Nispu: TB? Thank got that I manage to avoid the smack... (Relief)…camera ready? ...

(Followed with laughing sound)... What are you laughing about? ...Camera!

Camera man: running! One, take one set three!

Ahmad Nispu: action!

...end of scene 1...

 Scene 2- Gent’s make-up room

Sudin: (while reading script) how many fire fighters did you...err...aah...what the fish! ...

Ramlee: eh2! ( Patting Sudin) look at me. Is it beautiful?

Sudin: silence please! I’m trying to memorise my script. .... How many fire fighter…fire fighter??..

(Forgot his line)

Ramlee: (patting Aziz) how do I look?

Aziz: ai say man Ramlee! You looked stunning!!...ai say! Hey Ramlee! Who are you?

Ramlee: I am king!

Aziz: What king?

Ramlee: King Kong!

Sudin: don’t be ridiculous! I’m trying to memorise my script!

Aziz: hey Ramlee, do you know who am I?

Ramlee: not yet. Who are you?

Aziz: I am Raja!

Ramlee: what Raja?

Aziz: Raja Kapoor!

Ramlee: Hey Raja Kapoor, why is your face err... like tepung gomak?

Sudin: gomak? How could you...

Casting man: brother, what is happening? Have you memorised your script?
Ramlee, Sudin: yes we have.

Casting man: aaa...That it...come, follow me...The director already waiting for you.

Ramlee: hey Raja Kapoor!

Aziz: ya King Kong!

Ramlee: the director already called, let’s go.

Sudin: (babbling) yes, I have already prepared. I think so.

Ramlee: enough of memorising. Come on, the director already waiting.

Sudin: Ramlee, look at me.

Ramlee: eh, what is wrong with you?

Sudin: I’m shaking. I think I want to go to the toilet.

Ramlee: eh, keep the script away. The director is waiting already!

Sudin: (crumple the script and try to keep it in his mouth)

Ramlee: eh, are you crazy? Don’t you eat that paper?

Aziz: aah! Hurry up guys!

Sudin: Aa…aziz,ramlee..I got a couple butterfly in my stomach. I feel I’m going to pee. You guys go

first, and then I’ll come after you all.

Aziz: what is wrong with him? Aiya...

...end of scene2...
 Scene 3 - In the Studio.

Manager Kemat Hassan: the three of them are good. However, we have to give them chance to

prove it. If they succeed, we can take them acting. If not, what can we do?

Ahmad Nispu: aa..saudara Majid, where is the three Satan? (Just realise) Aik! What is that? Paint or

talc? (Pointing to Aziz)

Aziz: it is talc sir.

Ahmad Nispu: ha, this one is look like Russian immigrant.

Ramlee: just arrived from moon sir.

Ahmad Nispu: eeh that is moustache or lantern?

Ramlee: up to you sir. Moustache or lantern both is accepted.

Ahmad Nispu: okay then. Have you memorised your script?

Ramlee: perfectly sir!

Ahmad Nispu: come! Show it to me. I want to listen to it.

Ramlee: dear my gorgeous adinda. Do you still remember the moment we dating under the moon

light?

Ahmad Nispu: great! Take your position. There.

Ramlee: (heading to his position and sit)

Ahmad Nispu: ready for take! Camera ready? Camera!

Cameraman: screen test one, take one.

Ahmad Nispu: action!

Ramlee: (acting by showing body gesture only)

Ahmad Nispu: (give sign to Ramlee, to start his line. Sticking his tongue out, and throw a chair

Ramlee: (defending himself by pointing his sword to Ahmad Nispu)

Ahmad Nispu: Cut! Cut! Why don’t you read your line? Idiot!? I strangle u!

Ramlee: you ask me to ACTION. But you don’t ask me to read my line out.

Ahmad Nispu: next time, when I said ‘ACTION!’ read your line out. Idiot!

Ramlee: Ooh,like that ya?

Ahmad Nispu: why don’t you die when you were young? Now you bring troubles after you grown

up...take two! Camera ready! Camera!

Camera man: running! Screen test one takes two!

Ahmad Nispu: Action!

Ramlee: Ooh my beautiful adinda. I still remember the moment when we meet each other under the

light of the oil lamp.

Ahmad Nispu: Cut! Oo...Why did you said under the light of the oil lamp?

Ramlee: last night it was cloudy sir. I waited and waited and waited, but the moon did not show up.

Manager Kemat Hassan: hahaha (lol)...Excellent Mr. Director! Excellent! This is the comedian that we

are looking for Mr. Director.

Ahmad Nispu: Hmmm… enough... Let him be...Called the other Satan.

Ramlee: my screen test is over... It is your turn...

Ahmad Nispu: Have you memorised your dialogue?

Aziz: Yes sir.

Ahmad Nispu: Express your words along with your feelings.

Aziz: Okay sir.

Ahmad Nispu: Good, camera!

Cameraman: screen test two, take one!

Ahmad Nispu: Action!

Aziz: oh my sweet and beautiful lover, your nose is as sharp as a sheath’s, your hair...your hair...oh,

what is it just now? Oh, your hair is black with a crest up front, with a floral shirt, Yankee pants, and

shoeless. Oh my dear, look at my white face.

Ahmad Nispu: hey, are you trying to make your own dialogue?

Aziz: hey, who goes there? Oh dear, I know who is that, he is the robber who is trying to take you

away from me.

Ahmad Nispu: what? Me? I’, the director, Ahmad Nispu

Aziz: ah, hey... you don’t have to disguise yourself as the director. Even though i do not recognize

your face, but your nostril will forever be in my heart!

Ahmad Nispu: Cut! Cut!

Manager Kemat Hassan: this is also a good director! It is totally unexpected! Both of them were

really good!

Ahmad Nispu: That’s enough, call in the last Satan. If this goes on, I’ll definitely end up in Tanjung

Rambutan (shake his head)

...end of scene 3