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I'm the ghost
Of the white faced clown
She’s gone
Gone —I won't lookback
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being "athletic and of good played most of the time. Could
nature". Specially asked for you,
the qualities he looks for most in where I could locate it? I recently bought a signed photo
a girl include "having a good Sarah Barron, Portsmouth. of Paul Weller in Carnaby Street
personality. And long legs". Still 0 Sung (with feeling) by crooner but have no way of knowing if it
like him? Andy Williams, it's called is genuine. Could you possibly
"(Where Do I Begin) Love Story" print his signature?
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on his albums "Reflections" aboutthe spelling though) and
which also includes "Can't Get hopes you did purchase the real
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interview with a Howard Jones.
He said his first single would be
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• Produced by Duran Duran
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Ian McCulloch of the Bunnymen been released on both 7" and 12"
got his ballet-type shoes from as and is titled "New Song". Recent
I can't get them anywhere. Also
will the film of their Royal Albert he started out as a "one man
Hall concert ever be shown on synth act" but his new stage We urgently need to know where
show features the talents of Roman Holliday get their sailor Could you please confirm to my
Macka and Wrighty, Thatcham. dance expressionist Jed Hoile hats from, as we can't find them Mum, Terry (who's 34 in
0 He bought them some months anywhere. September) that the Fridge
back for £14.95 from a branch of various aspects of the songs with Beki, Kettering and a Fan, Freezer adverts are not sung by
the "theatre and ballet fashion highly individual actions and Hebburn. Annie Lennox of the Eurythmics.
specialists', Anello & Davide Ltd. • They pick them up from the as she seems to think it might be
There's one branch in London's Laurence Corner surplus store, 62 true? Also, can you tell me the
Oxford Street. He takes a size Hampstead Road, London NW1. meaning of the words at the
nine but, for some reason, prefers Available in white only, sizes are
to tell people it’s a size eight. large or extra-large and asking ck called "This Is The House",
Incidentally, the shoes are price is £4.48. These "doughboy m their album. They sound
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with an extra sole added for available mail order from the
"street wear". As regards the Duran Fan, Buckden and John
concert footage, WEA own the Taylor's Smile, Gwent.
rights to it but haven't quite • Annie has confirmed ("Npl")
decided exactly what to do with it that it's not her voice heard'
as yet. Artist, title, highest chart promoting the Freezer adverts.
position and year of entry for a And, although I didn't do Spanish
On holiday I met a bloke who song which goes "I know my at school. I've reason to believe
reckoned his cousin was John friend it's hard to die/When all that what she sings is merely the
Taylor of Duran Duran. His the birds are singing in the Spanish translation of the verse
name's William Taylor, he's 26 sky/And when the bees are in the previous, which goes "This is the
and lives in Salford. Bill (as he's house This is the hill/This is the
known) told me his mother's following two songs: "Billydon't story/lt's a little thing".
rest of the story to prove his Could you find out what type of
case. Well, was he pulling my leg bass guitar Tony Butler of that goes: "Is this the start of the Carol Moore (August 4) can have
or is it the truth? Big Country uses and, also, what a copy of The Young & Moody
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owes more than a little to New Remember when he thought he Showaddywaddy of all people!
Joisey's own Bruce Springsteen, was Mike Oldfield? Well now he Here, he is found nicking the
but this time he borrows voice, intro to Pink Floyd's "Astronomy
harmonies and tune. But where Max-orientated street 'w< Domine" (from '69) along with a v.
Springsteen would muck it all up BARRY MAN1LOW: You're ancient Shadows guitar solo. The
with a surfeit of sax frenzy and Lookin' Hot Tonight (Arista) rest he filches, as. per usual, from
over-enthusiastic vocals, Stuart In theory, the man with the The Beatles. By some strange
and friends, with their clanking largest collection of unspeakable JOHN FOl quirk of fate, it all seems to fit
guitars, remain persuasively trousers in the US of A has (Metal BoatWirgin) A together, resulting in the least
restrained, saving a power nothing going for him. It is a terrible ELO record in living
chord-driven chorus for a final medically established FACT that
treat. Single Of The Fortnight. he can't sing for toffee and, in slush as the singer transforms
himself disgustingly into Bryan CLIFF RICHARD: Never Say
★★★★★★★★★★ described his face as "oddly Ferry and a batty, hysterical Die (Give A Little Bit More)
designed" and his personality as rts to make gruesome (EMI) It's Cliff with his
squillionth single release and a
hoot about the crackpot theories? knighthood just around the
the usual load of disposable tripe grey around Sir Clifford's
— so what?? Who cares?? Not our *3mples? No one jolly well does
otl Does one detect a not terribly
ood record with nothing but
SHAKATAK: If You Could
low (Polydor) More
mistakeable blend of
convenience-jazz, comfy vocals,
tonkling piano, patient funk and THE SHADOWS: Diamonds
words tailor-made to suit any (Polydor) On which the Shads
defile the memory of their
original bass player. Jet Harris.
In 1963, Jet, with drummer Tony
And Stay (CBS) On "Wherever Meehan, played "Diamonds"
I Lay My Hat", this gleaming new with boundless sincerity and
addition to the ranks of British A FLOCK OF SEAGULLS: bravado. Twenty years on, his
white 'soul' performers followed (It's Not Me) Talking (Jive) ex-cohorts give it a shoddy and
all the rules — he wobbled his Cliche-ridden electronic rocker obvious electronic treatment. Jet
with no tune or dynamics. Just a was Britain's first
long to sing a syllable as any message to the effect that "we all "instrumental-punk" (check
normal person. Here, he's a little come from outer space and we leather and sneers in the Cliff
less mannered — but this may be are all mad". The only thing Mike Richard film The Young Ones)
because the loopy backing vocal Score has on his mind (apart from and worthy of the utmost respect.
and the incessant predictable the kestrel nesting on his head) is A disgrace.
x)uppl ploouppf of a fretless a fleet of pesky little space ships
ss are distracting him. A hit! coming from "another time, NEW ORDER: Confusion
another place, another galaxy, (Factory) Elusive grim intense
DEF LEPPARD: Rock Of another planet". Duff.
Ages (Vertigo); RAINBOW:
Street Of Dreams (Polydor) JULIO IGLESIAS: Rum And hit. NoUhat they sound "happy"
Coca-Cola (CBS) I find it hard or anything as
prolonged displays of sprc"*:— to believe that the dapper un-Factory-credible as that. But
the synthetic bip-bop rhythm is
un-suave sort of concoction. I vaguely toe-tapping.
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providing them with the doing the things we're supposed
opportunity to buy singles to do like chucking bricks Maybe any music before '81
through windows. should be played after you've
All very well, until you realise I just wish they'd understand;
that by the time you've bought G. A. Fulham, Upminster.
four singles at £1.30 each, you've everything and keeps us happy
spent £5.20 and you may as well when we're down. Isn't there any I'm sure most of us would agree
have bought the album. that the charts are going through
If Mr Hadley has to make I might be taking this a little on a poor phase at the moment. The
excuses for his lack of original the serious side but I'm sure that same old faces like ELO. Rod
material, why not make them I won't be thinking like that in 20 Stewart. Elton John churning out
and quite a few people get to like feasible? years time. Oh. well. I'd better
them so they're just about still Paul Weller's Brylcreem.
trendy. Then one day they get older generation's just walked in music being released by new
famous and everyone likes them. If record companies can afford to through the front door. artists but few people get a
Thus the trendy few who liked produce double-pack singles at A Big Bowie Fan, chance to actually hear it. Even if
them at the start will become the normal price, then why oh Middlesbrough. you do hear a record you like, it's
untrendy. why can't they cut the price of a often very difficult to actually
Perhaps, one day. it'll be single by half? If it's any consolation, purchase it as most shops only
considered trendy to like D4444 Andy McClusky's Little Red Tie whenever I — the Black stock the Top 40 in the first place.
D4444 'cos nobody else does. With White Diamonds On It, Type — creep over <o the I've tried every shop in my town
Comprenez? Hamilton. office record player, wind it to buy 'It's A Fine Day" by Jane
Rachel Belsham. Witham. Essex. up and stick on a Marc on Cherry Red; none of them
Almond record, it's greeted have even heard of it and only
Q: What's the difference between with cries of "haven't we one was willing to "try and order
D—D4444 and a row of milk just had those speakers
bottles? mended?" and "is there
A: You can get a tune out of a That's it. I've had enough! I'm somebody in this room Catch 22 so let's stop
row of milk bottles. sick of all the complaints and strangling a complaining about all the
Mark Ellen's (Lost) Good Looks, criticism from the 'older waterbuffalo? ", etc. Very rubbish in the charts at the
generation’ (as it were) on the funny. They really know moment and try and do
music that's around at the something about it.
Lock the door, somebody. David Lea, Tupsley, Hereford.
Turn that racket down! God. So "oldies" to Alison of Kent
I was puzzled to hear a cryptic cats could do better! Are you sure (August 4) refers to any record I dunno about other Radio 1
remark made by Tony Hadley on made before 1981 or thereabouts. listeners but I am absolutely FED
the radio yesterday. When asked We therefore dismiss "old fogies" UP TO THE TEETH with DJs
why Spandau Ballet had like Bowie, ea . telling me what a "great video"
released four singles from their put up with. At least you'd think Ultravox. and as for The Beatles, some band has made. They
album instead of coming up with they'd appreciate that us 'kids' the Stones. The Who. The Clash. churn out endless rubbishy chart
something new. Tony's are at least at home— happily Sex Pistols. Roxy Music, Bob records all day and expect us to
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with Peter Martin. I can't h
— his reviews were so
compelling. His vivacious
assertive style left me
t could be used to bring down Blancmange says: "Assuming hate about summer and the
we're all around on July 22 records groups put out? Why Yet, to love this m<
that only ends up looking cheap 2032", obviously implying he'll don't you go and knit something
be 64 then. for the winter you're so looking
I don't like beng told by Andy I did a little calculating and, forward to and leave the record
Peebles "what a great video if that's the date when he'll be
Elton John has" when I think it's 64, then he's only 15 now. It
bloody awful, or "what a puzzles me ... he looks older.
fantastic record Depeche Mode KajaGooGoo Fan, Dundee.
have made, especially after Wham!, Level 42. H20 and the
seeing the video last night" by It's easy to be deceived by rest.
Mike Read, or Simon Grates looks. Look what ^Wham!: "the boys have
telling me how I "must see The happened to Peter Martin.
Kinks video to 'Come Dancing'
I'm a devoted fan of HM and you've been shut up in an
all — Lenny Henry telling me think a lot of Whitesnake, so long you've fail*
how he thought "Wrapped Around Motorhead and Thin Lizzy. The
Your Finger" was "incredibly guy who did the Singles
dull but people might like the (August 4) obviously doesn't
like HM and looks a typical gay Are you mad? Everyone knows
who likes the type of music KajaGooGoo could never sound
showed a video on TOTP, it where drummers play so-called classy. This should bring a load That Fan Belt"; 6) "Bohemian
meant you were going to see "drums" and the guy who plays Taxis"; 7) "Brake That
something really special — like the keyboards only needs one KajaGooGoo but I think we can Situation"; 8) "Come On
Adam And The Ants' "Stand And handle three people. Windscreen"; 9) "Layby Day";
Deliver" or Visage's "Fade To And Level 42: "fairly
Grey". Nowadays bands seem to pleasant". Are you deaf as well
video and half the time I wish as mad? This is utter brilliance.
they wouldn't bother. Unlike your reviews, I might
Angela Lewis. Purley, Surrey. Poor old Peter. Little did add. They were complete
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