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Deez nuts is a phrase that is used to intentionally disrupt or divert

conversations. It’s not an actual reference to the testicles, but it is used
to figuratively disorient and discredit any discussion that is taking
place.

Where Does Deez Nuts Come From?

The first time we’ve heard of deez nuts can be traced back to the
Chronic album, released in 1992. album released by Dr. Dre (the song’s
name is “Deeez Nuuuuts”).

The track begins by a phone conversation between two women and a

man. After a brief back-and-forth exchange between them men, one of
them declares “Deez nuts!” Within a year the deez nuts song had been
popular with hip-hop as well as R&B artists.

The phrase deez nuts was used in the lyrics of the songs of A.L.T., the
hip-hop artist A.L.T. and the group R&B Xscape. The use of the phrase
“deez nuts” directly derived from the deliberately disorienting way it
was employed to describe Dr. Dre’s song of 1992.

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While that original Dr. Dre track was referenced in a variety of ways
for years, the popularity of the song’s lyrics grew in 2015 after
Instagram user WelvenDaGreat uploaded the video of him making the
same joke with a colleague over the phone. This post turned
WelvenDaGreat’s account into a viral web phenomenon.

But deez nuts really became a household name after that time when
Deez Nuts was the US presidential candidate. He scored an impressive
third in the polls that were conducted by the public, right ahead of
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.

Actually, the person who ran for president Deez Nuts is actually
teenager Iowa native Brady Olson, who registered the pseudonym in
hopes to express his anger at both major political parties.

The insertion of a deez nuts-themed joke into something more serious

like the presidential election has led to this meme being brought to the
notice of the public and its popularity has been constant ever since.
Who Uses DEEZ NUTS?
Since deez nuts are symbolic, it is able to be said by any person of any
age.

Deez nuts are typically used in conversation with real people to create
tension and it’s also used to playing games with a conversation that is
otherwise serious on forums or social media.

It is also employed as a slur in reaction to perceived disrespect when a

person reveals their displeasure at the behavior of another by
instructing them to do diverse sexual acts with deez nuts.

Deez nuts has turned into a popular meme on the internet. Deez nuts is
often featured in prank calls as well as in video pranks as a reference
in the lyrics of Dr. Dre’s track and the video of WendelDaGreat.
Deez Nuts Jokes 2022
#1

Must be nice to be able to have ice cream as fast as one can and need
not have to worry about brain freezes.

Deez Nuts!!
#2

I bought craziest NFT

What’s that craziest NFT?

Deez Nuts NFT

#3

Johnny, do you know about Amber Heard?

Yes, I do, Deez nuts! She was not heard.

#4

What kind of nuts get bad reviews?

Deez nuts!
#5

Have you heard about Adolf Oliver Walnut?

Because Walnut doesn’t like deez nuts

#6

I’m loving this song!

Which song??

Joe mama Biden deez nuts

#7

Excuse me but do you like pudding?

-Yes, of course.

Well how about pudding deez nuts in your mouth.

#8

What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew.
-Anonymous

#9

Have you seen the film Bofa?

-Bofa? Who is in it?

Bofa deez nuts.

#​10

Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating

nuts. – Jed beese
#11

Have you met my friend Phillip?

-Phillip who?

Phillip on deez nuts.

#12

What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.

REGGIE

#13

Hey there buddy, I have a bunch of old albums, would you like 2 cd’s?

-Sure thanks

To see deez nutz.

#14

A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.
The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me
nuts. -Zane

#15

I think you should be a goblin this halloween.

-A goblin? Why is that?

Goblin deez nuts

#16

She: He’s probably thinking of other girls

He: Why does she think like deez nuts?

#17

Hey do you like Chef Boyardee?

Chef Boy-Are-Deez nuts tasty!

#18

Do you know Imagine Dragons Yeah Imagine Dragon my nuts across

your face. -Carlos Lopez

#19

You: Dee was asking after you the other day.

Person: who is Dee?

You: Deez Nuts!

#20

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer
nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. -Wickywa

#21

Do you like Vanessa Paradis?

-Yeah sure

How about a pair of deez nuts.

#22

Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts
dry. -Anonymous

#23

I was shopping at the local farmers market and purchased some

fermented succondese

Fermented succondese?

Yes, Fermented succondese nuts

#24

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and
bolts. -Anonymous

#25

Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole.
-Anonymous

Deez Nuts Memes 2021

#1

I want my money back

She’s got a filthy crack

#2

10 cents for half an hour

In the bed or in the shower

#3

Who ya got the phils or the yanks?

Phil deez nutz or yank deez nuts. It worked great when they both went
to the world series.

#4

Honeys be like “Meth”; I be like “What?”.

We want some free CDs; I be like “See Deez Nuts!”

#5

Excuse me but do you like Wendys?

-Yes why?

Because you are going to love when deez nuts hit you in the face.

#6

What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no
ordinary blow job. -Anonymous

#7

Excuse me but do you Boffa?

-Boffa? I don’t think so?

Boffa deez nuts!

#8

I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut. -Anonymous

#9

Hi there, I heard that you are a huge fan of Dee.

-Dee who?

Deez nuts!

#10

Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars. -Anonymous