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Linda
Florence
Back
to
School
Welcome
Top
10
cat
jokes
to
tell
your
students
this
year:
1. Why
do
people
love
cats?
Because
they
are
purrrrr-‐fect!
2. What
sport
do
cats
play?
Hairball!
3. How
do
cats
end
a
fight?
They
hiss
and
make
up.
4. Is
it
bad
luck
if
a
black
cat
follows
you?
That
depends
on
whether
you're
a
man
or
a
mouse.
5. What
did
the
mouse
say
when
the
cat
bit
his
tail?
That's
the
end
of
me!
6. What
do
cats
like
best
on
a
hot
day?
Mice
cream!
7. What
do
cats
like
to
eat
for
breakfast?
Mice
Krispies.
8. What
do
cats
read
in
the
morning?
Mews-‐papers!
9. What
do
cats
use
to
make
coffee?
A
purr-‐colator.
10. What
do
you
call
a
cat
that
has
just
eaten
a
whole
duck?
A
duck
filled
fatty
puss!
Here
are
the
top
ten
jokes
to
tell
your
students
this
year.
10.
Q:
What
did
one
toilet
say
to
the
other?
A:
You
look
a
bit
flushed.
9.
Q:
Why
did
the
picture
go
to
jail?
A:
Because
it
was
framed.
8.
Q:
Why
do
dragons
sleep
during
the
day?
A:
So
they
can
fight
knights!
7.
Q:
Why
was
the
broom
late?
A:
It
over
swept!
6.
Q:
What
did
the
stamp
say
to
the
envelope?
A:
Stick
with
me
and
we
will
go
places!
5.
Q:
What's
the
difference
between
a
TV
and
a
newspaper?
A:
Ever
tried
swatting
a
fly
with
a
TV?
4.
Q:
What
did
one
elevator
say
to
the
other
elevator?
A:
I
think
I'm
coming
down
with
something!
3.
Q:
Which
hand
is
it
better
to
write
with?
A:
Neither,
it's
best
to
write
with
a
pen!
2.
Q:
How
do
you
cure
a
headache?
A:
Put
your
head
through
a
window
and
the
pane
will
just
disappear!
1.
Time
flies
like
an
arrow.
Fruit
flies
like
a
banana.