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The Agent
2nd Interr.
to surprise, he thinks."
Where does that corne from?
One ofthe media, probably.
( lt rings.
" , You - pick it ~P·
You re dead by now.
I read it somewhere. Thats always hard.
I got through one whole day. "Hello."
Its in the record. "This is a survey."
Beat him three times that day. "This is education."
One day out ofsix months.
Ali the other days I died at least once. ( "You have won a free trip."
"To the end of the world. "
No wonder theres a population shortage. 1
"You can bring a friend, if you like."
It's surprise that kills 'em. Etcetera.
Chorus " - absoluteness to surprise." The call that I was waiting for.
The Agent That guy knew something. Maybe waiting is not the word.
2nd Interr. And after that? Then,-
We rrained in other things. It rings again.
The - department one? And the voice says, -
And!. "They got you this time. "
Still, sometimes he would cal/. Funny thing is I've never seen him.
Nothing very dramatic. Wel/,-
Not middle ofthe night. Maybe I have.
Three wrong numbers in a row. Too many times.
Can't get the idea. So far it's just the voice.
A real pain in the neck. You'll catch on.
The fourth time it rings? He lives across the street.
I pick it up. Drives a car paid for by the city.
Enraged. Gives his wife a love pinch.
The guy from the department laughs. When he thinks nobodys looking.
"Four times in four minutes." And calls me on the phone.
It's discouraging To offir you the prize.
Keep cool. Stay in school. Retirement.
And keep an eye over your shmùder. Where you live forever.
Hard way to learn. So, 1 report t6 the office.
I thought I was cooked when this one started. To begin the trial.
"Come in tomorrow for an assignment." The one chat never ends.
Not like that, of course. Free trip to the end of the world.
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Chorus
And here I am.
Recite Designed by Well-known Architect, please.
"This impressive (spacious brick con-
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spoken of for the record. even if they have - what is the word? - "occurred" for
you. References to "her," "lndia, as a place to die" and "surprise" are in questionable
taste. remember. With this warning in mind, you may continue with the narrative.
·temporary) Expanded The Agent "A kind of test of your understanding. »
Ranch set in seclusion 3RD INTERR. "YouR PROGRESS."
( a private cul-de-sac.) "You will hear from us as usual."
Elegant circular staircase "BEST WISHES."
(leads to Master Bedroom suite) The one at the reception desk seems to be dozing.
His and Her dressing rooms THE OLD ONE.
(marble bath and sun deck) The trial or test of his understanding long past.
Separate children's wing, four YousTor.
bedrooms ( and three baths) Whac is the name of chat feeling?
Enormous Great Room PICK UP THE PHONE.
(and Kitchen) - The voice congratulates me for a good start.
Ali lead to treed patio THE OLD ONE WINKS AND SMILES.
(with in-ground pool) The feeling is too brief co have a name.
Heated cabana." THAT WAS DECIDED LONG AGO.
2nd !nterr. And at the right time - "It was my intention when this work was begun, - "
Go to this place. ETCETERA.
And,-? Where did I read that?
Do this and that.
ln order.
If everything is done right, -
You will be met.
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THAT THE FEELING IS TOO BRIEF TO HAVE A NAME?
Or why it came to mind .
Recite Restored to Ciassic Elegance, please.
You may recognize the person. Chorus "This six..room dream offers
Don't be surprised gracious living (to the most
There will be a message. ,, discerning) Marvelous (for
entertaining)
Ofgreat importance to you.
This is the first assignment. Ovenized living
Y'have to start somewhere. (and dining) areas
Ist lnterr. You must be aware by now that certain themes are forbidden. They may not be Accessed by French doon
(with maid/guest rooms nearby) Suite (Kitchen featured
- Original detail remains." Country Living Magazine)
3RD lNTERR. AND ABOUT DREAMS? Two fireplaces
The Agent They give false order to actions accumulated. " (- one walk-in)
As EXPERIENCE. Antique stained-glass
They supply the narrative. Windows {beamed ceilings)
WHAT ABOUT THE FEELINGS? Pegged oak floors; wine cellar
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The feelings are brief. (exquisite landscaping)
Too BRIEF TO HAVE A NAME. Greenhouse contains oversized
Dreams are interpretations of the recent past. Hot tub (splash pool)
UNJUSTIFIED, OF COURSE. Brick walks and terraces
Dreams are phony stories about ourselves. ( covered and uncovered)
TH ERE IS NO TRUE RECENT PAST. Large barn for horses (present-
Not in stuff that dreams are made from. ·ly used as artist's studio)
JUST AN ACCUMULATION. Riding ring. Carriage house
That has to be accounted for. (with efficiency apartment)
JUST BOOKKEEP(NG. Summer kitchen in outdoor
To satisfy a mysterious auditor. area (Stone smoke house) Se-
WHO 15 - UNNAMED. ..c1uded estate historie district.
And once accounted for, forgotten. ( convenient to major highways)
THIS COULD TURN INTO A THEORY. - Buildings and grounds imfflacu-
If we are lucky.
WüRK ON IT SOME MORE.
., -lately kept (land fiat)
Gently rolling meadows and
Thank you. woods ( overlooking trout
I st lnterr. ReciteA One-of-a-Kind Treasure, please. Stream).A one-of-a-kind treasure."
"Recently restored (with dis- 3RD INTERR. IN OTHER WORDS, .••
Chorus
The Agent To be forgotten.
·tinct Old World flavor)
ln impeccable taste (by " IF WE ARE LUC KY.
The Personnals
Honest, lonely country lawyer. Here I am.
Warm, affectionate, intellectual, nonsmoking Pretty S.J.W.
51. Another petite, attractive woman.
S.W.M. 39.
Phi beta kappa. Psychotherapist.
Professional, 40's. Successful.
Trial-weary. 41.
Many interesrs, cultured, artistic, humorous. Super-smart.
Wants to yield to proven screen-writing Nurturing.
Unmaterialistic, multilingual. Sensuous.
abilities. Sensitive.
Disenchanted by business values. Sensitive.
And proclivities. Intuitive.
Unaddicted to weekending ot getaways. Cuddly.
Seeks congenial woman. Looking for that man.
Seeks S.W.F. Affectionate.
Substantial independent means. Caring, imperfect.
Gentle, incellectual, unmaterialistic, attractive. Seeks sarne.
Who needs a trustworthy professional. Non-smoking.
Unmarried, 35 to 40, no kids. InS.J.M.
As a life-mate. Professional.
For fun, laughter, intelligent conversation. Articulate.
Promises additional glitter. There are no new words.
Sharing cultural interests. For fun, friendship and fantasy.
For the remaining golden years.
Romance.
lntellectual. Original thinker.
Love the outdoors. Professional speculator.
Well-achieved, vulnerable man. Non-wealthy gentleman.
Tennis. Handsome, successful, intelligent, educated.
37. 54.
Long walks. Passion for Piero, Palladio.
Alive and humane. Loves marble, gardens, mountains, sea.
Ballroom dancing. Puccini, pasta.
Attractive and fit. Would share Provence.
Also baroque music. S.W.M.,41.
Seeks similar woman for friend. Or domestic equivalent.
Cozy evenings. Seeks woman panner.
Playmate, lover. Seeks musically sensitive lady.
Good conversation. Discerning.
Non-religious, friendly to libertarian thought. 40-ish.
Youthful 50's. Pretty.
Etnotionally open, intellectually honest. I seek not wealth.
S.W.C.F. Young.
Hugger, cuddler. But sharing beauty.
Seeking male companion. Bio. Photo.
Bach-lover, keyboard hacker. Caring.
To share interests. Replies confidential.
Nonsmoker, modest runner. Family.
Humor and good rimes.
Art Deco fan, occasional collector.
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