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5 Best Pick-up Line Comebacks

Man – Haven’t I seen you someplace before?

Woman – Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Man – Can I buy you a drink?

Woman – I think I’d rather have the money!

Man – Will you go out with me this Saturday?

Woman –  Sorry, I’m having a headache this weekend.

Man –  Is this seat empty?

Woman –  Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man –  So what do you do for a living?

Woman –  I’m a female impersonator.
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Wanna Date Comeback

Man – “So do you want to go out maybe?”

Women – “Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.”
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She was saying she dates woman basically but crazy and lame
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Homework Joke

PUPIL – “Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?”

TEACHER – “Of course not.”
PUPIL – “Good, because I haven`t done my homework.”

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pooooooooooooooooooooor jojeeeeeeeeeee.
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I'm using this,(:. haha
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Getting Overpaid Joke

An employee approached his boss regarding a dispute on his pay-check…

Employee – Sir, this is $100 less than my salary.
Boss – I know. But last month, when you were overpaid $100, by mistake, you didn’t complain!
Employee – Well, I don’t mind an occasional mistake, sir, but it seems to be becoming a habit,
now!

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funny funny jokes for prison inmates.
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Relative Joke

Wife – You hate my relatives!

Husband – No, I don’t! In fact, I like your mother-in-law more than I like mine.

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You Smell Comeback

Person#1: Why do you smell funny?

Person#2: It’s called Soap – didn’t think you would have smelt it before.

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Jo Fitzsimmons
mean girl: hey don't ever tell me wat to do.
you: girl u stink go take a bathe.
mean girl: srry wat u say.
you:I SAID GO TAKE A BATHE AND U NEED A BREATH MINT NO ONE IS
GONNA KISS U BC UR A SKANK AND NO ONE CARES BYE.
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Dance Refusal Comeback

Man- Do you want to dance?

Woman- NO
Man- Sorry, I think you misheard me…I said, You Look fat in those pants.

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