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MICHELLE
Please Tony, don't leave me.
TONY
I'm sorry Michelle, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more
brave. Somebody who faces her fears head on, instead of
running away.
MICHELLE
I am such a person!
TONY frowns.
TONY
I'm sorry, Michelle. I just don't feel excited by this relationship
anymore.
TONY leaves.
MICHELLE
Goodness, Maud! Is everything okay?
MAUD
I'm afraid not.
MICHELLE
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...
MAUD
It's ... a vampire ... I saw an evil vampire punch a bunch of
babies!
MICHELLE
Defenseless babies?
MAUD
Yes, defenseless babies!
MICHELLE
Bloomin' heck, Maud! We've got to do something.
MAUD
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.
MICHELLE
You can start by telling me where this happened.
MAUD
I was...
MICHELLE
Focus Maud, focus! Where did it happen?
MAUD
a library! That's right - a library!
MAUD
What is is? What's the matter?
MICHELLE
That's not just any old vampire, that's Tommy Bond!
MAUD
Who's Tommy Bond?
MICHELLE
Who's Tommy Bond? Who's Tommy Bond? Only the most
mean vampire in the universe!
MAUD
Blinkin' knickers, Michelle! We're going to need some help if
we're going to stop the most mean vampire in the universe!
MICHELLE
You can say that again.
MAUD
Blinkin' knickers, Michelle! We're going to need some help if
we're going to stop the most mean vampire in the universe!
MICHELLE
I'm going to need spoons, lots of spoons.
TOMMY
Michelle England, we meet again.
MAUD
You've met?
MICHELLE
Yes. It was a long, long time ago...
TOMMY
Would you like some barley sugar?
MICHELLE
I don't know, you look kind of mean.
TOMMY
Me? No. I'm not mean. I'm the least mean vampire in the world.
MICHELLE
Wait, you're a vampire?
TOMMY
You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.
MAUD
(To MICHELLE) You ran away?
MICHELLE
(To MAUD) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?
MICHELLE
I may have run away from you then, but I won't run away this
time!
MICHELLE
I mean, I am running away, but I'll be back - with spoons.
TOMMY
I'm not scared of you.
MICHELLE
You should be.