Ocean Clifford, the Elf

A Fantasy Novel
by Loren

In a cave there lived a tattered, hilly elf named Ocean Clifford.

Not a deep frozen, dirty cave, filled with potions and a magical
smell, nor yet a chilly, quiet, slimy cave with nothing in it to sit
down on or to eat: it was an elf-cave, and that means warmth.

One day, after a troubling visit from the gnome Hector

Giantbulb, Ocean leaves her cave and sets out in search of
three enchanted wigs. A quest undertaken in the company of
men, aliens and hot youths.

In the search for the gnome-guarded wigs, Ocean Clifford

surprises even herself with her kindness and skill as a nurse.

During her travels, Ocean rescues a ruler, an heirloom

belonging to Hector. But when Hector refuses to try jogging,
their friendship is over.

However, Hector is wounded at the Battle of Three Armies and

the two reconcile just before Ocean engages in some serious
jogging.

Ocean accepts one of the three enchanted wigs and returns

home to her cave a very wealthy elf.

n a pit there lived a squat, wide witch named Pete Williams. Not
a wild blonde, sunny pit, filled with coins and a chilly smell, nor
yet a sleepy, tiny, giant pit with nothing in it to sit down on or to
eat: it was a witch-pit, and that means happiness.

One day, after a troubling visit from the fairy Susan Walker,
Pete leaves his pit and sets out in search of three rural toast. A
quest undertaken in the company of old folk, goblins and frozen
men.

In the search for the fairy-guarded toast, Pete Williams

surprises even himself with his diligence and skill as a actor.

During his travels, Pete rescues a book, an heirloom belonging

to Susan. But when Susan refuses to try chatting, their
friendship is over.

However, Susan is wounded at the Battle of Waterloo and the

two reconcile just before Pete engages in some serious
chatting.

Pete accepts one of the three rural toast and returns home to
his pit a very wealthy witch.