A DAY’S SHOOTING//2X

My uncle keen is sportsman 2x//he often goes shooting during the week-end
3x//and usually comes home 2x// with a bag full of birds 2x// last Sunday
evening 1x // he came home earlier usual 2x// he did not say anything when he
came in 3x// he threw his bag on the table 2x// and sat by the fire 2x// he
looked tired and cross 2x//

did not you have a good day, dear ? 3x// his wife asked 2 x// what do you
think ?2x// he answered crossly2x// and pointed at the bag 2x// look at this bag
2x// there is only one birds in it 3x// and it cost me a lot of money 3x//
were not there any bird 2x// my aunt asked kindly 2 x// hundreds of them 2x//
my uncle said 1x //but i spent the day 2x// arguing with the farmer 2x// what
happened dear ? 2x// she asked1x//
i shot my first bird 2x// at five o’clock this morning 3x// soon afterwards 2x// i
aimed another one 2x// and fired 1x//but i do not know what happened 3x//i
think i slipped 2x// i did not shoot the bird 2x// i hit a cow and killed it 2x// the
farmer who owned it got very annoyed with me 3x// i argued with him for
hours 3x// and in the end 2x// i had to pay him 50 pounds 2x//