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He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny. The sight of his goatee made
me want to run and hide under my sister-in-law’s bed. I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but
today- I couldn’t be any different to what my nickname was. The green tea and avocado smoothie turned out exactly
as would be expected. Not all people who wander are lost. Karen believed all traffic laws should be obeyed by all
except herself. He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there. Art doesn’t have to be
intentional. Eating eggs on Thursday for choir practice was recommended. Random words in front of other random
words create a random sentence. He had accidentally hacked into his company’s server. We will not allow you to bring
your pet armadillo along. Lucifer was surprised at the amount of life at Death Valley. The virus had powers none of
us knew existed. He was the only member of the club who didn’t like plum pudding. Too many prisons have become
early coffins. One small action would change her life, but whether it would be for better or for worse was yet to be
determined. He loved eating his bananas in hot dog buns. She insisted that cleaning out your closet was the key to
good driving.
25 years later, she still regretted that specific moment. The teens wondered what was kept in the red shed on the far
edge of the school grounds. It would have been a better night if the guys next to us weren’t in the splash zone. She
wasn’t sure whether to be impressed or concerned that he folded underwear in neat little packages. My Mum tries
to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do. He was the type of guy who liked Christmas lights
on his house in the middle of July. They did nothing as the raccoon attacked the lady’s bag of food. The changing
of down comforters to cotton bedspreads always meant the squirrels had returned. The elderly neighborhood became
enraged over the coyotes who had been blamed for the poodle’s disappearance. The family’s excitement over going
to Disneyland was crazier than she anticipated. Everyone says they love nature until they realize how dangerous she
can be. Edith could decide if she should paint her teeth or brush her nails. After coating myself in vegetable oil I
found my success rate skyrocketed. The manager of the fruit stand always sat and only sold vegetables. Now I need
to ponder my existence and ask myself if I’m truly real He wore the surgical mask in public not to keep from catching
a virus, but to keep people away from him. He looked behind the door and didn’t like what he saw. The white water
rafting trip was suddenly halted by the unexpected brick wall. She opened up her third bottle of wine of the night.
The book is in front of the table. Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession. He quietly entered the
museum as the super bowl started. It didn’t make sense unless you had the power to eat colors. Truth in advertising
and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common. Boulders lined the side of the road foretelling what could come
next. He poured rocks in the dungeon of his mind. The golden retriever loved the fireworks each Fourth of July. I
never knew what hardship looked like until it started raining bowling balls. Warm beer on a cold day isn’t my idea of
fun. Be careful with that butter knife. The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clause’s belly.

Wermelkirchen
The book is in front of the table. Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession. He quietly entered the
museum as the super bowl started. It didn’t make sense unless you had the power to eat colors. Truth in advertising
and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common. Boulders lined the side of the road foretelling what could come
next. He poured rocks in the dungeon of his mind. The golden retriever loved the fireworks each Fourth of July. I
never knew what hardship looked like until it started raining bowling balls. Warm beer on a cold day isn’t my idea of
fun. Be careful with that butter knife. The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clause’s belly.