MORONS AT HEATHROW

Two guys were having some good time at the Heathrow Airport by writing up
strange sounding peoples’ names on a piece of paper and asking the person at
the Information Center to call for these people. After that these guys used a
microphone to record the call.

To fool the Information Desk officers they were dressed up as taxi drivers, and
pretended that they could not pronounce the names. Furthermore, they targeted
the officers of Thai Airway, Air India etc. (By the way, after the fifth call, they had
to leave Heathrow, because the Airport Security officers realized what was going
on…So the last gag was recorded at Gatwick.)

Double click on the loud speaker symbol on the right, listen and enjoy! (It may
take a few seconds before you hear anything so be patient.)

Looks Like… Reads Like… Sounds Like…

Arheddis Varkenjaab and
Aywellbe Fayed
Arhevbin Fayed and
Bybeiev Rhibodie
Aynayda Pizaqvick and
Malexa Kriest
Awul Dasfilshabeda and
Nowaynayda Zheet
Makollig Jezvahted and
Levdaroum DeBahzted
Steelaygot Maowenbach
and Tuka Piziniztee
I hate this fucking job, and I will be
fired
I‘ve just been fired, and bye-bye
everybody
I need a piss quick, and my legs
are crossed
Oo-ah, that feels better and now I
need a shit
My colleague just farted, and left
the room, the bastard
Still, I got my own back and took a
piss in his tea